The Emperor's Daily Nitpicking

The people outside had fun for two full days and two nights in the fiery atmosphere of the festival, while His Majesty the Emperor who was said to be "unhealed" dragged Commander Kevin Fassbender around the room for two days and two nights.

For the emperor, this Golden Leaf Festival is going to heaven.

On the morning of the third day, when everyone outside was still continuing their final madness, in the emperor's bedroom in the inner courtyard of Wujin Xuan Palace, sunlight fell on the wide four-poster bed through the window. Kevin frowned, resting the back of his hand on his forehead , his eyelids trembled slightly, showing a faint tendency to wake up.

He was lying on his side on the bed, with the quilt hanging loosely around his waist. Apart from the lean muscles with beautiful lines, the exposed upper body was a mess of various ambiguous marks.

Behind him, the emperor woke up for a long time. He didn't know whether he was too excited or some muscle was wrong. He turned into a Sirius without saying a word. The plush back of the bed, sweeping his fluffy tail back and forth over Kevin's exposed calf and ankle.

For the first time in more than 20 years, the emperor who had meat for the first time had evil intentions. After sweeping his tail for a while, he became more and more dishonest. He lifted the quilt and lifted Kevin's waist. In short, he was very shameless when he was sensitive.

Kevin waved him twice with his hand while he was half asleep and half awake, but he didn't wave away. After a while, the base of the Commander's ears and neck began to flush slightly, and his breathing became less calm.

Oswald suddenly became more energetic, arching the side of Kevin's neck with his dog nose, and sweeping back and forth on the unclear phoenix pattern with his rough wolf tongue.

Kevin: "..."

His Excellency the Commander, who got up very angry, finally couldn't take it anymore, he frowned and sat up, gave an impatient "tsk", squinted at the big dog with downcast eyes and anger on his forehead... Oh no, Sirius.

The emperor silently opened his transparent eyes without blinking, as if Kevin was thinking about everything and he didn't want to do anything.

"Are you finished yet?" Kevin kicked Sirius' buttocks and kicked the furry thing off the bed.

What does it mean to open your eyes and deny people, that's it.

Oswald squatted beside the bed, looking suspiciously at his waist.

"What are you looking at?" Kevin said angrily, "Go find some clothes!"

"See if your waist can't take it anymore." Oswald went to clean his clothes and said, "Aren't you known as a copper-skinned iron bone?"

Although Kevin will neither come back to life nor heal his wounds automatically, but his body is still there, which is much better than ordinary people, and it is indeed not so easy to bear it.To be precise, he didn't have back pain, he was hungry...

He watched Oswald return to the bed with clean clothes in his mouth, and said calmly: "You are fat, thick and fleshy, I'm so exhausted with you when my brain is flooded, I'll go out and have a good meal Dun, you hug the pillow and rub it yourself!"

Oswald: "..."

Kevin took the clothes and pulled them out. These are Oswald's private clothes. There are no exaggerated decorations and are not so formal. They don't look much different from what Kevin usually wears, but to Kevin Slightly ill-fitting, a little roomy.

But he didn't pay attention to this anymore, he picked up his clothes and put them on his body.

Oswald saw that he got up and calmed down a bit, and he stopped acting stupid with a dog's face, and immediately changed back to his human appearance.He knelt on one knee beside the bed, and while Kevin was getting dressed, he reached out and touched Kevin's well-defined abdomen.

"What's wrong with you?" Kevin gave him a blank look.

Oswald said with a weird face: "If I remember correctly, we all ate a lot last night, right? Let me see why you are hungry so quickly, it shouldn't be, how did your appetite become so large? ..."

Kevin: "..."

He looked down at the paws attached to his abdominal muscles, froze for two seconds, and finally realized what the dog emperor meant.He nodded, and then said with a sneer: "I think you really don't want to live anymore! How about this, I'm going to force it a bit, and eat wolf meat later. You go and prepare first?"

Oswald: "..."

The hall was too noisy, and they didn't bother to grab food from a bunch of drunks, so the two washed up and went to the place where Oswald usually eats by himself.

The kitchen prepared a table of food according to the emperor's order, and delivered them one by one.

Kevin's long legs were crossed, his fingers were loosely clasped on the table, his little finger tapped lightly on the table in a calm rhythm, and his eyes swept over the food plates on the table one by one.The old man glanced at the overview, finally stopped his lazy movements, and stretched out his hands.

With a move of his index finger, he pushed the milk porridge in front of Oswi: "It's too dry, I'll give it to you."

Then came the ear vegetable soup: "I don't eat grass, you can eat it if you like it."

There is also mint mussels: "fishy."

He pushed all the things he didn't like to the emperor scatteredly, and then picked out a bunch of things he wanted to eat, even more rude than before.

Oswald frowned when he saw what he picked: "I just opened my eyes and I'm very hungry, and I need to warm up my stomach, otherwise you will suffer if you eat these things directly."

Kevin picked up a piece of dry fried flatfish and laughed, "Why don't you go into heat twice instead of doing this?"

The emperor coughed, picked up the wine glass, and abruptly changed the subject: "The mint mussels are smelly, but the sole will not be smelly?"

Kevin took a bite slowly: "I am willing."

After he finished speaking, he stretched out his long arms, intercepted the wine glass that Oswald had just picked up, and took a sip of the golden mead.After the warm aperitif steamed, the whole person felt much more comfortable.He drank the small half glass of wine in three sips, put the empty glass back into Oswald's hand, and raised his eyebrows: "You want to drink it secretly before the prohibition period is over?"

Oswald: "..."

His Majesty the Emperor felt that this bastard in front of him was definitely doing it on purpose. He was indeed a little weak when he woke up, but he recovered very quickly. Not to mention anything else, would a really weak person be able to fool around for two days and two nights?Already paralyzed!

But the young man who just started eating meat is always very good-tempered, and he feels that he can tolerate all the problems of this bastard.So the emperor put the empty cup aside without saying a word, and continued to silently solve the food that Kevin detested.

After eating two mussels, he realized that Kevin crossed the line again, forking a piece of black blood sausage with sweet juice from the plate in front of him.

The emperor asked strangely: "Didn't you say last time that you don't eat black blood sausage?"

Kevin looked at him even more strangely: "If I didn't eat last time, it means I won't eat this time?"

Oswald: "..."

Well, he could see it, he didn't find a lover, he invited an ancestor back, the real ancestor.

But there is no way, he is happy.

Oswald twirled the silver fork in his hand, watched him pick and choose sullenly, and couldn't help but said: "It's unreasonable to eat like you. If you put it in an ordinary person's house, you will definitely be beaten from childhood to adulthood."

Kevin sneered: "It's like you to be beaten. I didn't have this trouble when I was a child, because I didn't have to eat at all."

"What were you like when you were a child?" Oswald had always wanted to know what kind of embryo it would take to grow into the bastard in front of him.

Kevin ate food unhurriedly, and after swallowing, he took another sip of his mead and said, "Black hair, two eyes and one nose."

Oswald: "..." Listen, what is this nonsense?

Kevin glanced at him and said, "I'll look whatever you look like. What's the point of asking? How much longer can I grow?"

In fact, what Oswald wanted to ask was not what Kevin looked like when he was a child at all. He can guess it based on his current appearance. Anyway, just imagine how good-looking he is.What he wants to know more is what kind of things Kevin experienced when he was a child, how did he live, is it mischievous and troublesome, or is he obedient, quiet and obedient?What kind of friends have you had, what kind of embarrassing things have you done...

He wants to know too much. In Kevin's long life, he wants to know all the things that happened in the period he didn't participate in...

"What was I like when I was a child?" Kevin seemed to find such a proposition very interesting, and laughed to himself after repeating it.He recalled it for a while, then straightened his face, and said to Oswald solemnly: "I was very lawless when I was young, and there is nothing I dare not do in heaven or earth. Thenis and Feisa are much older than me, When I was little, Faisar had made himself look like an old man, so they looked after me most of the time, but they couldn't watch."

This opening is actually not much different from what Oswald imagined. He felt that it was normal for a person like Kevin to be lawless when he was a child, so he listened very attentively at the beginning.

Kevin told several childhood anecdotes about cats hating dogs, some of which he did by himself, and some of which he did with several other young gods.In his description, he himself seems to be a demon king in the world, and he has been very arrogant since he was a child.

But listening, Oswald finally figured out that something was wrong.Because as far as he knew about Kevin, this person was very afraid of trouble when describing things, he could always skip a sentence, and he could finish two words without delaying four words.Especially when it comes to matters related to himself, it is as concise as possible, and there are very few evaluative and modifying words, just a few words are enough.

This time, however, he speaks very vividly and emphasizes some details. It doesn't sound like his reminiscence style, it's almost like... made up temporarily.

Just when Oswald was a little doubtful, the story of His Excellency Kevin Fassbender, "When he was four years old, he frightened a mountain of devil tigers to death by himself" just came to an end: "I pulled that Shoot down the longbow and three golden feathered arrows and nail them to the stone forest in the valley, and those devil tigers will urinate on the spot."

Oswald: "..."

It's not that he has never seen the longbow of the God of Light!That bow is almost as tall as two four-year-old children, but with such short arms, can it draw the bow and shoot three golden feather arrows? ?What a fool!

His Excellency Commander Kevin Fassbender is full of fucking train nonsense again!

In fact, His Royal Highness Guangming's childhood life was far from being as "rich and colorful" as he described himself.He was very quiet when he was a child, and he rarely spoke. When Thenis or Fisar asked him anything, he would just open his black eyes and think quietly for a while, nodding or shaking his head.Several unfamiliar old gods teased him, and he just looked at them curiously for a while, then walked around and stood behind Thenis.

This may have given Thenis and the others the illusion that he was shy or shy, but he was not.