The Emperor's Daily Nitpicking
Chapter 59
For an imposing emperor, even if he turned into a beast, walking around in the crowd and staring at other people's waistbands is really a bit out of character.Oswald felt that since he met Mr. Kevin Fassbender, um, no, sir, he had started to run on a very magical path. He was a bit afraid to imagine what he would be led to look like in a few years. .
Probably the gang lying in the royal cemetery of the Golden Lion Kingdom can be revived by him.
Thinking about it this way, it's pretty good.
Huge ferocious beasts paced in the criss-crossed formation. Because of their high-cold and intimidating aura, almost wherever they went, people there would automatically take a few steps away, looking terrified and amazed.
On the contrary, some little dolls were ignorant and fearless, staring at him curiously with rounded eyes, and some courageous little ones even reached out to touch him, but unfortunately they were carried away by the elders all the way away.
It can only be said that it was a very brain-dead decision for Kevin to ask the noble and picky emperor to look for a belt, because Oswald's vision for picking cloth strips is very high.Don't be fat, I'm afraid that if you pull the belt, your stomach will bounce and your pants will collapse.Women don't want it, that's hooliganism.Don't be in a mess, that belt won't be clean...
Finally, His Majesty the Emperor searched the crowd and picked a thin old man.
It's not because the old man's belt is extraordinarily clean, but because there is a silver medal pinned to the collar of the old man. This is the round collar badge of the Golden Lion Country, and only qualified folk doctors are eligible to wear it.
Oswald picked him because the old doctor carried a simple medicine box on his back.
The mighty Sirius stared at the old man and thought for a while, then tried to open his mouth, trying to bite his sleeve and pull him over.However, halfway through, he still couldn't overcome his cleanliness obsession, and he really couldn't let go of that mouth.
For His Majesty the Emperor, he was nothing more than an easy attempt.But for that old doctor, it was almost scary!
The old man was holding a silver jug talking to another middle-aged man who had collapsed on the ground. He was frightened by the mace that the emperor approached, his fingers trembled, and all the water in the silver jug poured out, so that he could not die , Most of it was poured into the emperor's mouth.
Oswald: "..."
I don't know what those liquids are, but there is an indescribable bitter smell. If it is a medicinal juice, it is okay, but if it is a little poisonous, it will be wronged.
Oswald was suddenly covered in dark clouds, snorted twice at the old man with a troubled face, then tilted his head, and made a gesture of "follow me".
The old doctor hesitated for two seconds, trembling, and finally understood the meaning of the giant beast, and said to the middle-aged man who collapsed on the ground: "It...it seems to be asking me to run with it, and I will give you the medicine next time." You can make a pot."
Oswald pouted.
Some of these inexplicably gathered people are still in shock and panic, and some have quickly mixed with familiar people around them, discussing how to go back while talking about things.
Oswald led the old man, passed through them, and came to Kevin.
The old man understood what the giant beast meant when he saw the baby-faced soldier's legs, and while flipping through his medicine box, he muttered happily: "Fortunately, fortunately, I remembered to bring this precious box with me when I go out."
"I've wrapped it up for him, and there's no need to unpack it, old man, if you have bandages or cloth strips, just tie them up for him." Kevin said to him.
The old doctor flicked through the medicine box and paused: "Did you take medicine before the bag? What kind of injury is it?"
Kevin said "hmm", "It's all taken care of, you just need to tie a knot, please."
The old medical officer was still a little hesitant, but judging from the cautious and respectful attitude of the baby-faced soldier, one could guess that this handsome young man was not young and his status was not low, so he wouldn't be fooling around.
So the old doctor suppressed his doubts, nodded, and started to tie up the soldiers' legs.
After Kevin finished explaining the matter here, he turned his head and met the numb Oswald's eyes.
When he saw Oswald's appearance, he was taken aback for a moment, raised his chin and said, "What did you gnaw on that made your chin black? Did you drink muddy water?"
Due to the presence of outsiders, Oswald couldn't express his suffering, so he could only express his response with a very spiritual gaze: fart.
The old doctor shook the silver jug on his waist in embarrassment, and said to Kevin, "Sorry sir, that's the medicine I accidentally spilled on its face."
Oswald rolled his eyes silently, he was the one who was splashed, and the one who accepted the apology was indeed the instigator who did the work, Your Excellency Commander, after he recovered his human form, he must give Kevin something in return.
Kevin raised his eyebrows and asked, "What kind of concoction? Is it harmful to dogs?"
Oswald: "..." Dogs...
The old doctor waved his hands again and again, and explained: "No, there must be no disadvantages."
Kevin said "Oh": "It doesn't matter then."
He walked up to Oswald, grabbed his neck, lifted his sleeves and slapped the emperor's face, and wiped the medicine juice on his chin with no tenderness.While wiping, he said: "Shut up the cleanliness. If there is no condition for cleanliness, just make do with it. There is no water here for you to wash your face."
On the one hand, His Majesty the proud Emperor felt that he had an inexplicable sense of humiliation of "being unable to take care of himself". On the other hand, he also felt that it was very rare for Kevin to serve him for a while. Do not dislike.
However, when Kevin was wiping his mouth, the old doctor opened his mouth in embarrassment and said, "But that medicine..."
"Huh? What?" Kevin looked back at him.
"Hiss—" the old doctor scratched his face, and said embarrassingly, "I mixed that tonic for a neighbor, um... In the last two days, Your Excellency may need to find a companion for your mount."
Kevin: "???"
Oswald: "..."
The old doctor took a look at the giant beast and felt that such winged snow wolves were really rare and might not be able to find a suitable partner, so he added: "It will be fine if you don't look for it, but it may be more troublesome. "
Kevin: "..."
Oswald: "..."
His majesty's snow-white wolf face turned green in an instant, and Kevin was also a little embarrassed for no reason, although he didn't understand why he was so embarrassed, after all, he wasn't the one who swallowed the medicine.
The three of them looked at each other for a moment, and Oswald turned his head numbly, not knowing whether he was angry or what.
Kevin smiled dryly at the old doctor, and said, "It's all right, it's all over, there won't be any problems, so go ahead and do it."
He patted Sirius' neck as a comfort, but Oswald always felt that there was a sense of schadenfreude in this action and suppressed a smile, which made him feel even worse.
Kevin didn't care about these anymore, he found the captain of this group of soldiers in the crowd according to the direction pointed by the baby-faced soldiers.
He turned to the dark-skinned officer solemnly and said, "Before, His Majesty ordered that all sub-units lead the people from all towns to the underground tunnels to avoid the army of sand ghosts. How did you come here? I also heard Someone asked you to go on a pilgrimage?"
"How do you know?" The black-skinned officer was surprised and guilty, "We were too careless, and somehow..."
"There's no need to blame yourself, it's beyond your control. Apart from other things, can you still recall the things you encountered on the road?" Kevin asked.
Officer: "Although I didn't realize it at the time, I can vaguely remember it now. For example, when passing by a few refugee towns, new people joined."
"Then did you meet other teams on the way?" Kevin asked, "Are the other people in the secret road staying well?"
Officer: "Not sure, Your Excellency. When we came out, the sand ghost was gone, and I didn't know where it went. At that time, I was still a little bit conscious. If I remember correctly, we even ran into people wearing Huangcheng near Sanglin Avenue. People in the regular armor of the Ranger Army, logically, they should stay in the underground tunnel near St. Antis."
Kevin's expression froze.
He didn't say much anymore, and told the officer what he had told Mio, and asked him to take the soldiers and the people to Silent Valley immediately.
After explaining in a concise and concise manner, he strode back to Oswald, patted his neck, turned over and rode on his back, and whispered in his ear: "The situation is not good. It’s even bigger than I imagined, and the people who were originally arranged to hide in the secret passage are likely to be lured out, so we have to leave quickly.”
When the black-faced Oswald heard this, he immediately forgot about the concoction and ran away from the crowd without saying a word, flapping his wings at the end of the forest road.
The strong wind brought by the white wings made the surrounding vegetation fall, and everyone on the ground turned their heads to avoid the force, and then watched the vigorous beast with Kevin flying into the sky with blank expressions. Then disappeared.
Avoiding outsiders, Oswald opened his mouth on a fast walk: "Don't you think it's strange? From Tagwa to the Boiling Swamp, it's a day's journey at least. We've only left Rose Old Castle for a few hours. They still fly. How could a group of them, old and young, walk so fast?"
"So..." Kevin leaned on his back and said heavily, "They heard that voice earlier than us."
Oswald frowned.
If these people hiding in the secret passage heard the sound earlier than them, it means that the source of the sound was probably in the territory of the Golden Lion Kingdom in the first place!They heard it, and people in other towns in the Golden Lion Country likely heard it, and St. Antis was no exception.
This scale is simply frightening.
"How many people will be drawn out..." Oswald said coldly, "Will anyone not be recruited?"
"Yes." Kevin said lightly, "Child. Didn't you see just now, those children who are held in their arms have the clearest eyes."
"why?"
Kevin said: "Because they have never experienced suffering, have nothing to worry about, and have never prayed for anything." So there is no need for gods...
Oswald flew with him for a while before landing to confirm the new direction of the sound.
Kevin pressed his hands to the ground, while Oswald listened directly with his ears.
The voice that was originally vague and unable to make a sentence gradually became clearer.Obviously, they were getting closer and closer.
However, just as they flew over the dense forest of Andorha, Oswald's wings twitched suddenly, and the body carrying Kevin fell suddenly.Seeing that he fell into the sky above the dense forest and brushed past the trees, Oswald managed to stabilize his figure, and took Kevin to fly a little higher again.
"What's wrong with you?" Kevin patted his neck and asked, but just after asking, he remembered what the old doctor did before, and suddenly laughed dryly: "The medicine is so effective?"
Oswald said with a dark face: "Fart! That's not the case!"
Probably the gang lying in the royal cemetery of the Golden Lion Kingdom can be revived by him.
Thinking about it this way, it's pretty good.
Huge ferocious beasts paced in the criss-crossed formation. Because of their high-cold and intimidating aura, almost wherever they went, people there would automatically take a few steps away, looking terrified and amazed.
On the contrary, some little dolls were ignorant and fearless, staring at him curiously with rounded eyes, and some courageous little ones even reached out to touch him, but unfortunately they were carried away by the elders all the way away.
It can only be said that it was a very brain-dead decision for Kevin to ask the noble and picky emperor to look for a belt, because Oswald's vision for picking cloth strips is very high.Don't be fat, I'm afraid that if you pull the belt, your stomach will bounce and your pants will collapse.Women don't want it, that's hooliganism.Don't be in a mess, that belt won't be clean...
Finally, His Majesty the Emperor searched the crowd and picked a thin old man.
It's not because the old man's belt is extraordinarily clean, but because there is a silver medal pinned to the collar of the old man. This is the round collar badge of the Golden Lion Country, and only qualified folk doctors are eligible to wear it.
Oswald picked him because the old doctor carried a simple medicine box on his back.
The mighty Sirius stared at the old man and thought for a while, then tried to open his mouth, trying to bite his sleeve and pull him over.However, halfway through, he still couldn't overcome his cleanliness obsession, and he really couldn't let go of that mouth.
For His Majesty the Emperor, he was nothing more than an easy attempt.But for that old doctor, it was almost scary!
The old man was holding a silver jug talking to another middle-aged man who had collapsed on the ground. He was frightened by the mace that the emperor approached, his fingers trembled, and all the water in the silver jug poured out, so that he could not die , Most of it was poured into the emperor's mouth.
Oswald: "..."
I don't know what those liquids are, but there is an indescribable bitter smell. If it is a medicinal juice, it is okay, but if it is a little poisonous, it will be wronged.
Oswald was suddenly covered in dark clouds, snorted twice at the old man with a troubled face, then tilted his head, and made a gesture of "follow me".
The old doctor hesitated for two seconds, trembling, and finally understood the meaning of the giant beast, and said to the middle-aged man who collapsed on the ground: "It...it seems to be asking me to run with it, and I will give you the medicine next time." You can make a pot."
Oswald pouted.
Some of these inexplicably gathered people are still in shock and panic, and some have quickly mixed with familiar people around them, discussing how to go back while talking about things.
Oswald led the old man, passed through them, and came to Kevin.
The old man understood what the giant beast meant when he saw the baby-faced soldier's legs, and while flipping through his medicine box, he muttered happily: "Fortunately, fortunately, I remembered to bring this precious box with me when I go out."
"I've wrapped it up for him, and there's no need to unpack it, old man, if you have bandages or cloth strips, just tie them up for him." Kevin said to him.
The old doctor flicked through the medicine box and paused: "Did you take medicine before the bag? What kind of injury is it?"
Kevin said "hmm", "It's all taken care of, you just need to tie a knot, please."
The old medical officer was still a little hesitant, but judging from the cautious and respectful attitude of the baby-faced soldier, one could guess that this handsome young man was not young and his status was not low, so he wouldn't be fooling around.
So the old doctor suppressed his doubts, nodded, and started to tie up the soldiers' legs.
After Kevin finished explaining the matter here, he turned his head and met the numb Oswald's eyes.
When he saw Oswald's appearance, he was taken aback for a moment, raised his chin and said, "What did you gnaw on that made your chin black? Did you drink muddy water?"
Due to the presence of outsiders, Oswald couldn't express his suffering, so he could only express his response with a very spiritual gaze: fart.
The old doctor shook the silver jug on his waist in embarrassment, and said to Kevin, "Sorry sir, that's the medicine I accidentally spilled on its face."
Oswald rolled his eyes silently, he was the one who was splashed, and the one who accepted the apology was indeed the instigator who did the work, Your Excellency Commander, after he recovered his human form, he must give Kevin something in return.
Kevin raised his eyebrows and asked, "What kind of concoction? Is it harmful to dogs?"
Oswald: "..." Dogs...
The old doctor waved his hands again and again, and explained: "No, there must be no disadvantages."
Kevin said "Oh": "It doesn't matter then."
He walked up to Oswald, grabbed his neck, lifted his sleeves and slapped the emperor's face, and wiped the medicine juice on his chin with no tenderness.While wiping, he said: "Shut up the cleanliness. If there is no condition for cleanliness, just make do with it. There is no water here for you to wash your face."
On the one hand, His Majesty the proud Emperor felt that he had an inexplicable sense of humiliation of "being unable to take care of himself". On the other hand, he also felt that it was very rare for Kevin to serve him for a while. Do not dislike.
However, when Kevin was wiping his mouth, the old doctor opened his mouth in embarrassment and said, "But that medicine..."
"Huh? What?" Kevin looked back at him.
"Hiss—" the old doctor scratched his face, and said embarrassingly, "I mixed that tonic for a neighbor, um... In the last two days, Your Excellency may need to find a companion for your mount."
Kevin: "???"
Oswald: "..."
The old doctor took a look at the giant beast and felt that such winged snow wolves were really rare and might not be able to find a suitable partner, so he added: "It will be fine if you don't look for it, but it may be more troublesome. "
Kevin: "..."
Oswald: "..."
His majesty's snow-white wolf face turned green in an instant, and Kevin was also a little embarrassed for no reason, although he didn't understand why he was so embarrassed, after all, he wasn't the one who swallowed the medicine.
The three of them looked at each other for a moment, and Oswald turned his head numbly, not knowing whether he was angry or what.
Kevin smiled dryly at the old doctor, and said, "It's all right, it's all over, there won't be any problems, so go ahead and do it."
He patted Sirius' neck as a comfort, but Oswald always felt that there was a sense of schadenfreude in this action and suppressed a smile, which made him feel even worse.
Kevin didn't care about these anymore, he found the captain of this group of soldiers in the crowd according to the direction pointed by the baby-faced soldiers.
He turned to the dark-skinned officer solemnly and said, "Before, His Majesty ordered that all sub-units lead the people from all towns to the underground tunnels to avoid the army of sand ghosts. How did you come here? I also heard Someone asked you to go on a pilgrimage?"
"How do you know?" The black-skinned officer was surprised and guilty, "We were too careless, and somehow..."
"There's no need to blame yourself, it's beyond your control. Apart from other things, can you still recall the things you encountered on the road?" Kevin asked.
Officer: "Although I didn't realize it at the time, I can vaguely remember it now. For example, when passing by a few refugee towns, new people joined."
"Then did you meet other teams on the way?" Kevin asked, "Are the other people in the secret road staying well?"
Officer: "Not sure, Your Excellency. When we came out, the sand ghost was gone, and I didn't know where it went. At that time, I was still a little bit conscious. If I remember correctly, we even ran into people wearing Huangcheng near Sanglin Avenue. People in the regular armor of the Ranger Army, logically, they should stay in the underground tunnel near St. Antis."
Kevin's expression froze.
He didn't say much anymore, and told the officer what he had told Mio, and asked him to take the soldiers and the people to Silent Valley immediately.
After explaining in a concise and concise manner, he strode back to Oswald, patted his neck, turned over and rode on his back, and whispered in his ear: "The situation is not good. It’s even bigger than I imagined, and the people who were originally arranged to hide in the secret passage are likely to be lured out, so we have to leave quickly.”
When the black-faced Oswald heard this, he immediately forgot about the concoction and ran away from the crowd without saying a word, flapping his wings at the end of the forest road.
The strong wind brought by the white wings made the surrounding vegetation fall, and everyone on the ground turned their heads to avoid the force, and then watched the vigorous beast with Kevin flying into the sky with blank expressions. Then disappeared.
Avoiding outsiders, Oswald opened his mouth on a fast walk: "Don't you think it's strange? From Tagwa to the Boiling Swamp, it's a day's journey at least. We've only left Rose Old Castle for a few hours. They still fly. How could a group of them, old and young, walk so fast?"
"So..." Kevin leaned on his back and said heavily, "They heard that voice earlier than us."
Oswald frowned.
If these people hiding in the secret passage heard the sound earlier than them, it means that the source of the sound was probably in the territory of the Golden Lion Kingdom in the first place!They heard it, and people in other towns in the Golden Lion Country likely heard it, and St. Antis was no exception.
This scale is simply frightening.
"How many people will be drawn out..." Oswald said coldly, "Will anyone not be recruited?"
"Yes." Kevin said lightly, "Child. Didn't you see just now, those children who are held in their arms have the clearest eyes."
"why?"
Kevin said: "Because they have never experienced suffering, have nothing to worry about, and have never prayed for anything." So there is no need for gods...
Oswald flew with him for a while before landing to confirm the new direction of the sound.
Kevin pressed his hands to the ground, while Oswald listened directly with his ears.
The voice that was originally vague and unable to make a sentence gradually became clearer.Obviously, they were getting closer and closer.
However, just as they flew over the dense forest of Andorha, Oswald's wings twitched suddenly, and the body carrying Kevin fell suddenly.Seeing that he fell into the sky above the dense forest and brushed past the trees, Oswald managed to stabilize his figure, and took Kevin to fly a little higher again.
"What's wrong with you?" Kevin patted his neck and asked, but just after asking, he remembered what the old doctor did before, and suddenly laughed dryly: "The medicine is so effective?"
Oswald said with a dark face: "Fart! That's not the case!"
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