The Emperor's Daily Nitpicking
Chapter 51
In the hallucination, you can't tell whether every movement is you in the hallucination or you are really moving. This is the most difficult thing to control.Even an old fritter like Kevin dare not say that he can maintain absolute separation of consciousness and will not be led away by hallucinations.
Especially this illusion...
However, as he sank into the darkness with the setting sun, he was extremely relieved, because in reality he had a big guy on top of him, and it was difficult for him to be led away by the illusion.
As for that big guy who weighs to death...
I don't know why, but if it is said who is the least susceptible to hallucinations among so many people, Kevin is definitely the first to vote for Oswald.
Although His Majesty the Emperor is young, there is a firmness in his bones that is beyond ordinary people.The unique arrogance of young people and the calmness and rationality of high-ranking people are combined in him, giving him a temperament that is difficult to be shaken by external factors and will not be stubborn.
Just the right amount of firmness.
When Kevin occasionally thought of this, he felt a little relieved.The experience and lessons in his early years almost made him have a psychological shadow on children from all walks of life. Of course, he would not be as exaggerated as a "shadow", but His Excellency Kevin Fassbender, who always thought the children were troublesome, treated them I have no patience.
The so-called crying, making trouble, and hanging himself are all useless to him.
This bastard made a big split, from the route of inviting cats and dogs to deceive children, to the route of ruthless stick education.
In Kevin's own opinion, the results are still very gratifying, at least Oswald is very prominent among the youngsters, isn't he?I didn't grow up abnormal, so I did what I should do.
Having just come out of the hallucinations related to Melo, with his comparison in front of him, when Kevin suddenly thought of Oswald, he couldn't even think of any shortcomings in this kid.You can barely put a label on Oswald's face while you're not even awake—capitalized perfection!
As the consciousness gradually returned from the darkness, the sense of touch in every part of the body gradually became clear.
Kevin closed his eyes and sighed, thinking that the two hundred and five that weighed four on his body were still pressing down on him, he didn't move, it was so heavy.And the clump of wolf fur he was holding was still there, apparently not moving because of hallucinations.
He moved Quinn's fingers with difficulty, but failed.He moved his almost unconscious legs with difficulty, but still failed.In the end, he could only resign himself to his fate and tug on the wolf hair, opened his eyes and said in a hoarse voice, "Are you awake?"
Unexpectedly, his gaze happened to meet Oswald's transparent eyes.
Obviously, this guy has been out of hallucinations for a while, but I don't know why it hasn't woken Kevin up.Instead, he leaned closer to a heroic wolf face, staring at Kevin without turning his eyes.
I don't know how long he watched it.
Eyes that are so shallow that they are almost transparent always look shrewd and calm, with a natural sense of wisdom, but coupled with his furry face, they seem inexplicably silly.
When Kevin was the God of Light, although he kept a lot of ferocious beasts, including Sirius, he had never seen the face of Sirius so closely, especially when he lay on the ground and looked up.Looking at it from this mysterious and weird angle, Sirius' face lost a little heroism and ferocity, and a little more eagerness and stupidity.
Don't say it, it's a little cute... Kevin murmured to himself, and then put this thought back as if he had seen a ghost.
He let go of the hand that was holding the animal fur, and unceremoniously pushed Oswald's furry head to the side, and said, "Why are you holding on when you wake up? Hatching?"
"I didn't realize for a while whether this sentence is stabbing me or stabbing yourself." Oswald replied to him lukewarmly, "You kind of punitive person who hurts the enemy a hundred times and hurts himself eight thousand The method is quite ingenious, what do you think?"
Kevin rolled his eyes at him angrily: "I have an idea, can you control it?"
Oswald: "...you won."
In the matter of bickering, Kevin has always had a relatively high winning rate.But just bickering is useless. In reality, whoever is stronger is right. After all, he is almost crushed out of his body.
Fortunately, Oswald wasn't too wicked. Seeing that Kevin had completely woken up from the hallucination, he stopped hatching eggs. He straightened the wolf fur on his body and stood up.
Kevin let out a "bah" and scolded angrily, "Shake my hair."
Oswald glanced at him silently, without saying a word, and said to himself that I don't mind at all if you bite me in the future.
Of course, at his age, he was just young, and he happened to be crushing the person he liked for a long time. It was understandable for some messy things in his mind, but if he said it, he would be beaten and disabled.
So he turned his head silently again, and walked away a few steps proudly to trim his wings.
Once he became conscious, Kevin threw his previous thought that Oswald had no shortcomings to the back of his mind, and he typically turned his face away.
Lying in the sand for a while is definitely not comfortable, especially when there are some gravel and waste bricks under the sand from time to time, which makes Kevin's old bones creak.
He stood up and loosened his muscles and bones beside him. The other advance army soldiers who were immersed in hallucinations in various postures were finally awakened by their movements, and gradually regained their sanity.
"Am I coming out of a hallucination?" A soldier finally shook his head and let go of the person next to him, "Oh—how tightly did you hold on, your nails pierced my skin!"
"Are you all awake?" Commander Wood lowered his head and squinted his eyes, rubbing his temples and said in a hoarse voice: "Hiss—speaking of which, I seem to have heard His Majesty's voice before? At first, I yelled with me. Next, the hallucination—"
Before the word "?" he raised his head tiredly, he saw Kevin standing at the end of the line and the huge beast sitting far away, "Your Excellency Fassbinder?! Sorry It was too messy before, so you..."
He looked around him in a daze: "So why did you follow here?"
"It's a long story." Kevin, as always, was too lazy to explain the reason in a long and stinky way, and he dismissed him in four words. "In short, I'm following you now."
"So I heard His Majesty's voice just now—"
"Oh, that's me yelling." Kevin didn't even blink his eyes, and he just opened his mouth to fool people, regardless of whether the words sounded reliable or not.
Wood: "..."
Although Kevin's voice is completely different from Oswald's, but in the previous situation where no one could see who was blown by the wind, how could there be any experience to carefully distinguish the timbre of the voice?Although Wood is still a little confused, but for the time being, he still takes this seriously. Maybe Kevin's voice is different from usual when he is in a hurry.
After the soldiers who were closer to Kevin woke up, they were startled by the Sirius not far away without exception, especially Oswald put on a cold-blooded face of "I will kill anyone who approaches me" , It really doesn't look like a friendly thing.
"That--what is it?" Deputy Commander Nick blinked, and then blinked again, as if he had seen a ghost, his eyes widened in amazement and surprise.Their voices subconsciously lowered a little.
Kevin rubbed his wrist and said, "Sirius."
"What's that?" Nick asked with an illiterate face, "Is there such a thing on the mainland?"
This warrior who is not afraid of death, in just two sentences, first called His Majesty the emperor "Dongxi" and then changed his name to "Baozier", probably because he didn't want to live anymore.Kevin turned his head to look at Poker Face Sirius with a smile or not, his face gloating like he was watching a show.
Oswald: "..."
A soldier said weakly: "I seem to have seen Sirius in some legend, but I always thought it was just a legend, but I didn't expect it to exist?"
Nick asked Kevin: "Your Excellency, your family?"
Kevin nodded without blushing and said, "Yes."
Oswald glanced at him silently, and there were four large characters written in his eyes—face, big, such as, basin.
The humble Lord Kevin Fassbender raised his eyebrows and walked to the side of the giant beast, smiled and stroked the dog's head, picked up a furry ear by the way, leaned over and whispered at a volume that only Oswald could hear: "If you have an opinion, hold back."
"It helped us block the wind just now, right? I thought it was a giant eagle or something, and wondered why its wings are so big." Nick said, "Where did you get it, sir? Let's catch some too. The son will be raised in the barracks."
Before Kevin could answer, Nick said bravely, "Oh, right! Is your end a male or a female? If it's a female, can it give birth to a litter and a half?"
Kevin: "..."
Oswald: "..."
After one person and one beast looked at each other with very strange expressions, His Excellency Kevin Fassbender, who was begging for beating, smiled and lay down on the dog's head.
Oswald narrowed his eyes murderously. If it wasn't for cleanliness and face, he would kill Nick, this unlucky thing, and throw it out.
"Okay, let's not mention these trivial matters. Don't even think about Sirius, just this one, it's mine, you can dream faster." Kevin leaned on Oswald's dog's head, waved his hands and changed the topic , "Speak the business."
Although his posture was not correct, his expression became serious in an instant: "What happened to those corpses in the secret passage? What happened to you?"
As soon as this question was uttered, the entire advance army fell silent.
Kevin glanced around, and found that everyone had the same weird expressions—they opened their mouths, as if they couldn't wait to say something, but the moment they spoke, their eyes suddenly became a little dazed, as if they were approaching the exit. But I couldn't remember what to say.
Sure enough, after a moment of bewilderment, everyone whispered in unison: "Forgot..."
"Hiss—what did I see!" Nick thumped his head resolutely, "Why can't I remember, obviously the words are on my tongue."
Kevin frowned, exchanged glances with Oswald, and waited for a while, only to find that everyone had nothing to remember, and almost understood that these people had been tricked.But what kind of trick they got, and who gave them the trick... It's hard to say.
"Well, let's change the question." Kevin thought for a while, then opened his mouth and asked again: "Did you encounter any weird things before those soldiers died in the secret passage?"
"I remember this!" Wood replied, "We rested in the secret passage for about two hours. Everyone took turns leaning against the stone wall to sleep for a while. Some of them had dreams, and some of them didn't."
Kevin: "Where is the blame?"
"Those who dreamed dreamed similar things. As for those who didn't dream..." Wood lowered his eyes, "When we saw that thing, they all died."
Kevin frowned: "You mean, you did see something before the exit, but you couldn't remember what it was. And when you saw that thing, all those who hadn't dreamed, All died, but all the dreamers survived?"
Wood nodded: "Yes."
Kevin: "What did you dream about?"
Wood replied in a deep voice, "Old Rose Castle."
Especially this illusion...
However, as he sank into the darkness with the setting sun, he was extremely relieved, because in reality he had a big guy on top of him, and it was difficult for him to be led away by the illusion.
As for that big guy who weighs to death...
I don't know why, but if it is said who is the least susceptible to hallucinations among so many people, Kevin is definitely the first to vote for Oswald.
Although His Majesty the Emperor is young, there is a firmness in his bones that is beyond ordinary people.The unique arrogance of young people and the calmness and rationality of high-ranking people are combined in him, giving him a temperament that is difficult to be shaken by external factors and will not be stubborn.
Just the right amount of firmness.
When Kevin occasionally thought of this, he felt a little relieved.The experience and lessons in his early years almost made him have a psychological shadow on children from all walks of life. Of course, he would not be as exaggerated as a "shadow", but His Excellency Kevin Fassbender, who always thought the children were troublesome, treated them I have no patience.
The so-called crying, making trouble, and hanging himself are all useless to him.
This bastard made a big split, from the route of inviting cats and dogs to deceive children, to the route of ruthless stick education.
In Kevin's own opinion, the results are still very gratifying, at least Oswald is very prominent among the youngsters, isn't he?I didn't grow up abnormal, so I did what I should do.
Having just come out of the hallucinations related to Melo, with his comparison in front of him, when Kevin suddenly thought of Oswald, he couldn't even think of any shortcomings in this kid.You can barely put a label on Oswald's face while you're not even awake—capitalized perfection!
As the consciousness gradually returned from the darkness, the sense of touch in every part of the body gradually became clear.
Kevin closed his eyes and sighed, thinking that the two hundred and five that weighed four on his body were still pressing down on him, he didn't move, it was so heavy.And the clump of wolf fur he was holding was still there, apparently not moving because of hallucinations.
He moved Quinn's fingers with difficulty, but failed.He moved his almost unconscious legs with difficulty, but still failed.In the end, he could only resign himself to his fate and tug on the wolf hair, opened his eyes and said in a hoarse voice, "Are you awake?"
Unexpectedly, his gaze happened to meet Oswald's transparent eyes.
Obviously, this guy has been out of hallucinations for a while, but I don't know why it hasn't woken Kevin up.Instead, he leaned closer to a heroic wolf face, staring at Kevin without turning his eyes.
I don't know how long he watched it.
Eyes that are so shallow that they are almost transparent always look shrewd and calm, with a natural sense of wisdom, but coupled with his furry face, they seem inexplicably silly.
When Kevin was the God of Light, although he kept a lot of ferocious beasts, including Sirius, he had never seen the face of Sirius so closely, especially when he lay on the ground and looked up.Looking at it from this mysterious and weird angle, Sirius' face lost a little heroism and ferocity, and a little more eagerness and stupidity.
Don't say it, it's a little cute... Kevin murmured to himself, and then put this thought back as if he had seen a ghost.
He let go of the hand that was holding the animal fur, and unceremoniously pushed Oswald's furry head to the side, and said, "Why are you holding on when you wake up? Hatching?"
"I didn't realize for a while whether this sentence is stabbing me or stabbing yourself." Oswald replied to him lukewarmly, "You kind of punitive person who hurts the enemy a hundred times and hurts himself eight thousand The method is quite ingenious, what do you think?"
Kevin rolled his eyes at him angrily: "I have an idea, can you control it?"
Oswald: "...you won."
In the matter of bickering, Kevin has always had a relatively high winning rate.But just bickering is useless. In reality, whoever is stronger is right. After all, he is almost crushed out of his body.
Fortunately, Oswald wasn't too wicked. Seeing that Kevin had completely woken up from the hallucination, he stopped hatching eggs. He straightened the wolf fur on his body and stood up.
Kevin let out a "bah" and scolded angrily, "Shake my hair."
Oswald glanced at him silently, without saying a word, and said to himself that I don't mind at all if you bite me in the future.
Of course, at his age, he was just young, and he happened to be crushing the person he liked for a long time. It was understandable for some messy things in his mind, but if he said it, he would be beaten and disabled.
So he turned his head silently again, and walked away a few steps proudly to trim his wings.
Once he became conscious, Kevin threw his previous thought that Oswald had no shortcomings to the back of his mind, and he typically turned his face away.
Lying in the sand for a while is definitely not comfortable, especially when there are some gravel and waste bricks under the sand from time to time, which makes Kevin's old bones creak.
He stood up and loosened his muscles and bones beside him. The other advance army soldiers who were immersed in hallucinations in various postures were finally awakened by their movements, and gradually regained their sanity.
"Am I coming out of a hallucination?" A soldier finally shook his head and let go of the person next to him, "Oh—how tightly did you hold on, your nails pierced my skin!"
"Are you all awake?" Commander Wood lowered his head and squinted his eyes, rubbing his temples and said in a hoarse voice: "Hiss—speaking of which, I seem to have heard His Majesty's voice before? At first, I yelled with me. Next, the hallucination—"
Before the word "?" he raised his head tiredly, he saw Kevin standing at the end of the line and the huge beast sitting far away, "Your Excellency Fassbinder?! Sorry It was too messy before, so you..."
He looked around him in a daze: "So why did you follow here?"
"It's a long story." Kevin, as always, was too lazy to explain the reason in a long and stinky way, and he dismissed him in four words. "In short, I'm following you now."
"So I heard His Majesty's voice just now—"
"Oh, that's me yelling." Kevin didn't even blink his eyes, and he just opened his mouth to fool people, regardless of whether the words sounded reliable or not.
Wood: "..."
Although Kevin's voice is completely different from Oswald's, but in the previous situation where no one could see who was blown by the wind, how could there be any experience to carefully distinguish the timbre of the voice?Although Wood is still a little confused, but for the time being, he still takes this seriously. Maybe Kevin's voice is different from usual when he is in a hurry.
After the soldiers who were closer to Kevin woke up, they were startled by the Sirius not far away without exception, especially Oswald put on a cold-blooded face of "I will kill anyone who approaches me" , It really doesn't look like a friendly thing.
"That--what is it?" Deputy Commander Nick blinked, and then blinked again, as if he had seen a ghost, his eyes widened in amazement and surprise.Their voices subconsciously lowered a little.
Kevin rubbed his wrist and said, "Sirius."
"What's that?" Nick asked with an illiterate face, "Is there such a thing on the mainland?"
This warrior who is not afraid of death, in just two sentences, first called His Majesty the emperor "Dongxi" and then changed his name to "Baozier", probably because he didn't want to live anymore.Kevin turned his head to look at Poker Face Sirius with a smile or not, his face gloating like he was watching a show.
Oswald: "..."
A soldier said weakly: "I seem to have seen Sirius in some legend, but I always thought it was just a legend, but I didn't expect it to exist?"
Nick asked Kevin: "Your Excellency, your family?"
Kevin nodded without blushing and said, "Yes."
Oswald glanced at him silently, and there were four large characters written in his eyes—face, big, such as, basin.
The humble Lord Kevin Fassbender raised his eyebrows and walked to the side of the giant beast, smiled and stroked the dog's head, picked up a furry ear by the way, leaned over and whispered at a volume that only Oswald could hear: "If you have an opinion, hold back."
"It helped us block the wind just now, right? I thought it was a giant eagle or something, and wondered why its wings are so big." Nick said, "Where did you get it, sir? Let's catch some too. The son will be raised in the barracks."
Before Kevin could answer, Nick said bravely, "Oh, right! Is your end a male or a female? If it's a female, can it give birth to a litter and a half?"
Kevin: "..."
Oswald: "..."
After one person and one beast looked at each other with very strange expressions, His Excellency Kevin Fassbender, who was begging for beating, smiled and lay down on the dog's head.
Oswald narrowed his eyes murderously. If it wasn't for cleanliness and face, he would kill Nick, this unlucky thing, and throw it out.
"Okay, let's not mention these trivial matters. Don't even think about Sirius, just this one, it's mine, you can dream faster." Kevin leaned on Oswald's dog's head, waved his hands and changed the topic , "Speak the business."
Although his posture was not correct, his expression became serious in an instant: "What happened to those corpses in the secret passage? What happened to you?"
As soon as this question was uttered, the entire advance army fell silent.
Kevin glanced around, and found that everyone had the same weird expressions—they opened their mouths, as if they couldn't wait to say something, but the moment they spoke, their eyes suddenly became a little dazed, as if they were approaching the exit. But I couldn't remember what to say.
Sure enough, after a moment of bewilderment, everyone whispered in unison: "Forgot..."
"Hiss—what did I see!" Nick thumped his head resolutely, "Why can't I remember, obviously the words are on my tongue."
Kevin frowned, exchanged glances with Oswald, and waited for a while, only to find that everyone had nothing to remember, and almost understood that these people had been tricked.But what kind of trick they got, and who gave them the trick... It's hard to say.
"Well, let's change the question." Kevin thought for a while, then opened his mouth and asked again: "Did you encounter any weird things before those soldiers died in the secret passage?"
"I remember this!" Wood replied, "We rested in the secret passage for about two hours. Everyone took turns leaning against the stone wall to sleep for a while. Some of them had dreams, and some of them didn't."
Kevin: "Where is the blame?"
"Those who dreamed dreamed similar things. As for those who didn't dream..." Wood lowered his eyes, "When we saw that thing, they all died."
Kevin frowned: "You mean, you did see something before the exit, but you couldn't remember what it was. And when you saw that thing, all those who hadn't dreamed, All died, but all the dreamers survived?"
Wood nodded: "Yes."
Kevin: "What did you dream about?"
Wood replied in a deep voice, "Old Rose Castle."
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