The Emperor's Daily Nitpicking
Chapter 48
The sound of heavy breathing that only belonged to ferocious beasts and the sound of water stepping restlessly with hoofs and claws came from there, and hit the curved stone wall of the secret passage, causing several echoes, which sounded inexplicable. burning sensation.
This is definitely not a sign of peace.
The descendants of the giant beast race were all in human form when they were born, until one day later they suddenly began to appear in animal form.This process is like how ordinary people can talk and walk. Some people are early and some are late, but there is always a relatively concentrated time period.Too much early or too late will be talked about as a novelty.
The week of Betan Day every year is the peak time for giant beast human children who are about three years old to transform.
As we all know, for the first time a giant orc who takes the form of a beast will briefly disown his relatives, and his ferocity is unbearable.On the one hand, it is because physical changes are bound to be accompanied by certain physical discomfort, which can easily make people uneasy and irritable.On the other hand, it is the first time that the animal nature has been released so thoroughly, it is inevitable that it will not be able to control the brakes.
So for the Beastman family, the day when the child transformed into a beast for the first time was both a joy and a headache. In order to suppress the cub by force without killing it, the adult Beastmen always have to work hard. It is often a mess of chickens flying around and roof tiles in a mess.
But no matter what, they are still young children, so how cruel can they be?
This one in front of him is different... He has grown more than ten years behind the average giant beast man, and has nothing to do with the word "young".In a serious fight in a human state, Kevin can only rely on experience and skills to win more than half of the chances of winning. Hard things such as strength alone are not Oswald's opponent at all.Now it's all right, if you change into a beast shape again, the suppression of body shape and power will only get worse, if you go crazy...
The three of you may not be able to hold on to each other, right?Kevin thought with a dry smile.
The huge shadow on the wall seemed too oppressive. Kevin didn't rush over recklessly, but walked towards the back of the stone wall step by step, trying not to make too noisy a sound, so as not to disturb the already restless The beast was even more anxious.
Facts proved that he was right in not rushing over, and the person behind the wall didn't seem to want to see him very much.
Every time he took a step forward, he could clearly see the huge shadow taking a step back.But the beast's breath, which had been turning back and forth in the secret path, became thicker with every movement.If it wasn't for knowing who was behind the wall, Kevin would have already judged that the other party either wanted to escape, or planned to retreat to attack him.
"Your Majesty?" When the shadow took another step back, Kevin couldn't help but opened his mouth.
The ferocious beast let out a low growl from the bottom of its throat, which sounded like a hint of warning.
Kevin thought for a while and took another step forward, and said, "Oswald?"
The beast was silent for a moment.
Kevin: "..." I haven't seen your reaction to the address? !
He thought about it a little bit in his heart, and said that he was struggling with a title. This reaction was a bit naive, not to mention that his mind would be liberated after his shape changed, right?It's not a good thing to imitate the giant beasts and the human race...
"I've seen you, why are you backing away?" Seeing that he could turn behind the stone wall with two more steps, Kevin was afraid that Oswald would turn his head and run away on impulse, so he bluffed him first.
Oswald seemed to really think that he had been seen, the huge figure paused, and did not continue to retreat.
Kevin took the opportunity to stride around the stone wall, and said in his mouth: "Are you afraid that the meat is too thick and I will kill you or—"
The second half of the sentence was swallowed before he could utter it, because Kevin finally saw Oswald's animal appearance——
Sirius.
In front of him was a huge Sirius.The whole body is snow-white, the fur is fluffy, and there is a cold and penetrating meaning in the transparent eyes. When looking down at someone from a high position, there is always a sense of indifference and fierceness.Its appearance and temperament are very similar to the snow wolf in Mogao Icefield, but it is much more lonely.
Kevin: "..."
Kevin was poked at the aesthetic G-spot, and didn't know what to say for a while.I just sighed in my heart: This kid really knows how to change his appearance!
His sudden appearance obviously caught Oswald, who had turned into a Sirius, by surprise. In addition, he was shocked after seeing Oswald, which made Oswald, who was already a little restless, more stable. not come down.
He seemed to be stimulated by Kevin's silence, squinting his eyes and lowering his neck slightly.The arched back presents an attacking posture, and the muscle lines become more prominent with his movements, appearing smooth and powerful, which is not something to be trifled with at first glance.
Oswald let out two low gasps from the bottom of his throat, and then rushed over.
The huge beast leaped up and cast a large shadow over Kevin's head. It seemed that he had really fallen into the tradition of the first transformation of the giant beastman.
When Kevin came back to his senses, his pupils shrank suddenly, and he subconsciously raised his hand to touch the handle of the dagger at his waist.
However, the moment his finger touched the pattern on the handle, he suddenly realized who the attacking beast was.So he had to change his mind halfway and planned to give up hand-to-hand combat with short knives.
After all, such a hesitation slowed down his counterattack, making him stand in a disadvantaged position in a blink of an eye.
The Sirius pounced very fast, and Kevin didn't even move his fingers from the handle of the knife before he felt that the front paws of the huge monster had reached his throat unceremoniously.
Immediately afterwards, the entire body of Sirius pressed up.
"Pfft—" Kevin, who was so crushed that he almost vomited blood, was blinded, and felt that the whole world was falling on him, which was an unbearable burden in his life!And the fluffy white fur of Sirius took the opportunity to smear his head and face, some of which were almost bitten into his mouth.
When he regained his senses from the dizziness, he found that this heroic man was lying on his body, and the claws on his throat retracted their sharp blade-like tips, leaving only a lump What a soft fur.
Kevin: "..."
He felt as if he had been forced into a giant plush sleeping bag, with only his head barely showing.This is not a bad experience in itself, but what is frightening is that the sleeping bag was crushed by several boulders by unscrupulous goods, which made it sink to death. Itchy, life would be worse than death...
This is fucking fatal.
It was torture!
His Excellency Kevin Fassbender, who has undergone all kinds of tempering, has never been afraid of things like "pain". Take it down alive.
But he's ticklish...
After all, from ancient times to the present, there is no one who is too idle and has the courage to scratch his itch, right?
"Are you conscious?" Kevin asked with difficulty.
He tried to tense his expression to show a very serious look, but he was really tickled so badly, so under the competition between the two sides, the finally frozen expression was slightly distorted.
The Sirius, who was firmly on his body, retracted its wings unskillfully, lowered its head and stared at him for a long while with the eyes of its prey, and then suddenly said: "Do you think I will be like those who are just born? A few years of giant beast cubs can't control it and go crazy?"
Kevin was taken aback: "Can you speak human words like this?"
This question was really a bit like cursing, which made Oswald very speechless.He snorted disdainfully from the bottom of his throat, and said, "It's probably due to the mixed blood."
Kevin, who was pressed to the ground, now understood that the series of uncontrollable beast-like appearances of the bastard in front of him were all intentional.
Sirius lowered his head a little again, and the tip of his nose almost touched Kevin's.Oswald's voice was deep and deep down the chest and passed into Kevin's chest: "What do I look like now?"
Kevin: "..."
"Take your head away a little and I'll tell you." Kevin gave him a blank look, and said angrily, "It would be best if you could take your whole body away."
Oswald didn't listen to him obediently. His transparent eyes stared at Kevin's eyes and said, "No, I can see a little reflection in your eyes."
"There are a lot of puddles on the ground. If you want to look in the mirror, choose a big one. If you keep staring at me like this, I'll touch a knife!" Kevin was almost overwhelmed, and he spoke almost in a He jumped out word by word, but the big man on him was still pretending to be stupid, as if he couldn't understand human words.
"You also touched the knife just now..." Oswald said this lightly while avoiding the seriousness.As soon as he mentioned Kevin's previous behavior, his tone became very weird, and it even sounded a little dangerous, and he obviously cared about it very much.
Because Kevin had to breathe heavily, even his neck and ears were a little bloodshot, with a thin layer of red: "That was just a subconscious movement. I thought it was you and I planned to move my hand away, but you already The whole body is crushed, do you know how heavy you are now? If you are weaker, you will already be crushed to death!"
Oswald succeeded in seeing his general appearance in Kevin's eyes. Since the veins on Kevin's neck were about to burst as Kevin acted as a mirror, he finally picked up a bit of conscience and turned his huge body Moved to the side, but one front paw was still pressing on Kevin's neck, but he relaxed his strength.
"Huh—" Kevin finally came back to life, and took a few breaths heavily.He slowly recovered from the oppressive feeling of Mount Tai just now, and then feebly raised his hand to push Oswald's paw aside.
Oswald stared at him without turning his eyes, watching the blood on his cheeks, ears, and neck fade away little by little, breathing slowly and evenly, but his hands still couldn't move his hands...Suddenly in his mind There was an urge to do something.
Kevin flicked twice without moving his paws, and immediately slapped Oswald: "Tsk—it's almost done."
He didn't hit very hard this time, but it made the impulse in Oswald's mind a little stronger.The young and outrageous emperor finally sighed in his heart, admitting that the so-called bestiality of the giant beast race is really a bit uncontrollable.
Of course, Kevin didn't know what was going on in his mind. He only saw Oswald's eyes narrowed suddenly, he put the tip of his nose close to the side of his face and sniffed, and rubbed his big and heavy front paws like grinding circles. Twice, it made Kevin feel bad all over.
"How crazy are you again..." As soon as he glanced at Oswald, he felt that the guy moved his paw a little, and then stretched out his tongue to lick the joint between his chin and neck.
Kevin: "..."
Although Sirius' tongue did not have the barbs of a tiger or lion, it was by no means smooth. When the rough touch slid across his neck, Kevin's scalp exploded.
Sometimes the nature of this kind of beast comes up. Before biting off the neck of the prey, it will lick like this twice.The movements are full of signals of imminent danger and imminent death, and the caught prey will definitely be scared to pee by such a provocation.
But it was different now, after all, it was impossible for the fierce beast in front of him to bite his throat.
On the one hand, Kevin felt that Oswald had become a bit of a beast, and on the other hand, the emperor's usual appearance appeared uncontrollably in his mind.With such an association, this action suddenly became extremely ambiguous...
Oswald pinched the point very accurately. When Kevin was about to speak, he raised his paw very wisely and moved it aside.
"..." Kevin glanced at him with a slightly complicated expression, saying no, no saying no, and finally sat up without saying a word.
"What kind of animal is this? I've never seen it before." Oswald changed the topic without changing his expression. Of course, it may be that he is wearing a beast face, and he can't change it even if he wants to. The advantage of being naturally deaf and dumb.
"Sirius." Kevin stood up, straightened his clothes, and explained, "I'm afraid it's only found in the illustrated almanac, and there haven't been many of them in total. I thought it was extinct long ago, but I didn't expect that there were still a few of them left." The blood came down. The body of the beast, the wings of the beast, put together a beast, how wonderful."
He turned around and cursed with a blank face, and wanted to use the excuse to beat up the emperor, but when he saw Oswald's current appearance, he turned off the fire and couldn't use his heavy hand, and couldn't scold anything serious. talk.
It can be seen how important it is to hit the cute spot.
"..." Kevin rolled his eyes with a sigh, thinking that this day is almost unbearable, and he has to tie his hands and feet when he beats someone.
He was silent for a moment, then cast a sidelong glance at Oswald, and said, "Since you've all become like beasts, don't expect to be like a human being before the end of Betan Day, and accept your fate as a mount."
Oswald: "..."
Except for Oswald, no one else can experience the adventure of the majestic emperor becoming a mount.It takes another person to say this kind of thing. Oswald can finish him on the spot, but the person who said it is Kevin, so he can only listen.
It has to be said that the speed of four-legged is different from that of two-legged; there is a big difference between those with wings and those without wings.
With an Oswald horse, Kevin can travel thousands of miles a day, and it is like a miracle to catch up with the advancing army.In less than a day, they saw the traces left by the advance army.
It's just that the marks are not pleasant...
Those were the scattered corpses of soldiers left in the secret passage.
This is definitely not a sign of peace.
The descendants of the giant beast race were all in human form when they were born, until one day later they suddenly began to appear in animal form.This process is like how ordinary people can talk and walk. Some people are early and some are late, but there is always a relatively concentrated time period.Too much early or too late will be talked about as a novelty.
The week of Betan Day every year is the peak time for giant beast human children who are about three years old to transform.
As we all know, for the first time a giant orc who takes the form of a beast will briefly disown his relatives, and his ferocity is unbearable.On the one hand, it is because physical changes are bound to be accompanied by certain physical discomfort, which can easily make people uneasy and irritable.On the other hand, it is the first time that the animal nature has been released so thoroughly, it is inevitable that it will not be able to control the brakes.
So for the Beastman family, the day when the child transformed into a beast for the first time was both a joy and a headache. In order to suppress the cub by force without killing it, the adult Beastmen always have to work hard. It is often a mess of chickens flying around and roof tiles in a mess.
But no matter what, they are still young children, so how cruel can they be?
This one in front of him is different... He has grown more than ten years behind the average giant beast man, and has nothing to do with the word "young".In a serious fight in a human state, Kevin can only rely on experience and skills to win more than half of the chances of winning. Hard things such as strength alone are not Oswald's opponent at all.Now it's all right, if you change into a beast shape again, the suppression of body shape and power will only get worse, if you go crazy...
The three of you may not be able to hold on to each other, right?Kevin thought with a dry smile.
The huge shadow on the wall seemed too oppressive. Kevin didn't rush over recklessly, but walked towards the back of the stone wall step by step, trying not to make too noisy a sound, so as not to disturb the already restless The beast was even more anxious.
Facts proved that he was right in not rushing over, and the person behind the wall didn't seem to want to see him very much.
Every time he took a step forward, he could clearly see the huge shadow taking a step back.But the beast's breath, which had been turning back and forth in the secret path, became thicker with every movement.If it wasn't for knowing who was behind the wall, Kevin would have already judged that the other party either wanted to escape, or planned to retreat to attack him.
"Your Majesty?" When the shadow took another step back, Kevin couldn't help but opened his mouth.
The ferocious beast let out a low growl from the bottom of its throat, which sounded like a hint of warning.
Kevin thought for a while and took another step forward, and said, "Oswald?"
The beast was silent for a moment.
Kevin: "..." I haven't seen your reaction to the address? !
He thought about it a little bit in his heart, and said that he was struggling with a title. This reaction was a bit naive, not to mention that his mind would be liberated after his shape changed, right?It's not a good thing to imitate the giant beasts and the human race...
"I've seen you, why are you backing away?" Seeing that he could turn behind the stone wall with two more steps, Kevin was afraid that Oswald would turn his head and run away on impulse, so he bluffed him first.
Oswald seemed to really think that he had been seen, the huge figure paused, and did not continue to retreat.
Kevin took the opportunity to stride around the stone wall, and said in his mouth: "Are you afraid that the meat is too thick and I will kill you or—"
The second half of the sentence was swallowed before he could utter it, because Kevin finally saw Oswald's animal appearance——
Sirius.
In front of him was a huge Sirius.The whole body is snow-white, the fur is fluffy, and there is a cold and penetrating meaning in the transparent eyes. When looking down at someone from a high position, there is always a sense of indifference and fierceness.Its appearance and temperament are very similar to the snow wolf in Mogao Icefield, but it is much more lonely.
Kevin: "..."
Kevin was poked at the aesthetic G-spot, and didn't know what to say for a while.I just sighed in my heart: This kid really knows how to change his appearance!
His sudden appearance obviously caught Oswald, who had turned into a Sirius, by surprise. In addition, he was shocked after seeing Oswald, which made Oswald, who was already a little restless, more stable. not come down.
He seemed to be stimulated by Kevin's silence, squinting his eyes and lowering his neck slightly.The arched back presents an attacking posture, and the muscle lines become more prominent with his movements, appearing smooth and powerful, which is not something to be trifled with at first glance.
Oswald let out two low gasps from the bottom of his throat, and then rushed over.
The huge beast leaped up and cast a large shadow over Kevin's head. It seemed that he had really fallen into the tradition of the first transformation of the giant beastman.
When Kevin came back to his senses, his pupils shrank suddenly, and he subconsciously raised his hand to touch the handle of the dagger at his waist.
However, the moment his finger touched the pattern on the handle, he suddenly realized who the attacking beast was.So he had to change his mind halfway and planned to give up hand-to-hand combat with short knives.
After all, such a hesitation slowed down his counterattack, making him stand in a disadvantaged position in a blink of an eye.
The Sirius pounced very fast, and Kevin didn't even move his fingers from the handle of the knife before he felt that the front paws of the huge monster had reached his throat unceremoniously.
Immediately afterwards, the entire body of Sirius pressed up.
"Pfft—" Kevin, who was so crushed that he almost vomited blood, was blinded, and felt that the whole world was falling on him, which was an unbearable burden in his life!And the fluffy white fur of Sirius took the opportunity to smear his head and face, some of which were almost bitten into his mouth.
When he regained his senses from the dizziness, he found that this heroic man was lying on his body, and the claws on his throat retracted their sharp blade-like tips, leaving only a lump What a soft fur.
Kevin: "..."
He felt as if he had been forced into a giant plush sleeping bag, with only his head barely showing.This is not a bad experience in itself, but what is frightening is that the sleeping bag was crushed by several boulders by unscrupulous goods, which made it sink to death. Itchy, life would be worse than death...
This is fucking fatal.
It was torture!
His Excellency Kevin Fassbender, who has undergone all kinds of tempering, has never been afraid of things like "pain". Take it down alive.
But he's ticklish...
After all, from ancient times to the present, there is no one who is too idle and has the courage to scratch his itch, right?
"Are you conscious?" Kevin asked with difficulty.
He tried to tense his expression to show a very serious look, but he was really tickled so badly, so under the competition between the two sides, the finally frozen expression was slightly distorted.
The Sirius, who was firmly on his body, retracted its wings unskillfully, lowered its head and stared at him for a long while with the eyes of its prey, and then suddenly said: "Do you think I will be like those who are just born? A few years of giant beast cubs can't control it and go crazy?"
Kevin was taken aback: "Can you speak human words like this?"
This question was really a bit like cursing, which made Oswald very speechless.He snorted disdainfully from the bottom of his throat, and said, "It's probably due to the mixed blood."
Kevin, who was pressed to the ground, now understood that the series of uncontrollable beast-like appearances of the bastard in front of him were all intentional.
Sirius lowered his head a little again, and the tip of his nose almost touched Kevin's.Oswald's voice was deep and deep down the chest and passed into Kevin's chest: "What do I look like now?"
Kevin: "..."
"Take your head away a little and I'll tell you." Kevin gave him a blank look, and said angrily, "It would be best if you could take your whole body away."
Oswald didn't listen to him obediently. His transparent eyes stared at Kevin's eyes and said, "No, I can see a little reflection in your eyes."
"There are a lot of puddles on the ground. If you want to look in the mirror, choose a big one. If you keep staring at me like this, I'll touch a knife!" Kevin was almost overwhelmed, and he spoke almost in a He jumped out word by word, but the big man on him was still pretending to be stupid, as if he couldn't understand human words.
"You also touched the knife just now..." Oswald said this lightly while avoiding the seriousness.As soon as he mentioned Kevin's previous behavior, his tone became very weird, and it even sounded a little dangerous, and he obviously cared about it very much.
Because Kevin had to breathe heavily, even his neck and ears were a little bloodshot, with a thin layer of red: "That was just a subconscious movement. I thought it was you and I planned to move my hand away, but you already The whole body is crushed, do you know how heavy you are now? If you are weaker, you will already be crushed to death!"
Oswald succeeded in seeing his general appearance in Kevin's eyes. Since the veins on Kevin's neck were about to burst as Kevin acted as a mirror, he finally picked up a bit of conscience and turned his huge body Moved to the side, but one front paw was still pressing on Kevin's neck, but he relaxed his strength.
"Huh—" Kevin finally came back to life, and took a few breaths heavily.He slowly recovered from the oppressive feeling of Mount Tai just now, and then feebly raised his hand to push Oswald's paw aside.
Oswald stared at him without turning his eyes, watching the blood on his cheeks, ears, and neck fade away little by little, breathing slowly and evenly, but his hands still couldn't move his hands...Suddenly in his mind There was an urge to do something.
Kevin flicked twice without moving his paws, and immediately slapped Oswald: "Tsk—it's almost done."
He didn't hit very hard this time, but it made the impulse in Oswald's mind a little stronger.The young and outrageous emperor finally sighed in his heart, admitting that the so-called bestiality of the giant beast race is really a bit uncontrollable.
Of course, Kevin didn't know what was going on in his mind. He only saw Oswald's eyes narrowed suddenly, he put the tip of his nose close to the side of his face and sniffed, and rubbed his big and heavy front paws like grinding circles. Twice, it made Kevin feel bad all over.
"How crazy are you again..." As soon as he glanced at Oswald, he felt that the guy moved his paw a little, and then stretched out his tongue to lick the joint between his chin and neck.
Kevin: "..."
Although Sirius' tongue did not have the barbs of a tiger or lion, it was by no means smooth. When the rough touch slid across his neck, Kevin's scalp exploded.
Sometimes the nature of this kind of beast comes up. Before biting off the neck of the prey, it will lick like this twice.The movements are full of signals of imminent danger and imminent death, and the caught prey will definitely be scared to pee by such a provocation.
But it was different now, after all, it was impossible for the fierce beast in front of him to bite his throat.
On the one hand, Kevin felt that Oswald had become a bit of a beast, and on the other hand, the emperor's usual appearance appeared uncontrollably in his mind.With such an association, this action suddenly became extremely ambiguous...
Oswald pinched the point very accurately. When Kevin was about to speak, he raised his paw very wisely and moved it aside.
"..." Kevin glanced at him with a slightly complicated expression, saying no, no saying no, and finally sat up without saying a word.
"What kind of animal is this? I've never seen it before." Oswald changed the topic without changing his expression. Of course, it may be that he is wearing a beast face, and he can't change it even if he wants to. The advantage of being naturally deaf and dumb.
"Sirius." Kevin stood up, straightened his clothes, and explained, "I'm afraid it's only found in the illustrated almanac, and there haven't been many of them in total. I thought it was extinct long ago, but I didn't expect that there were still a few of them left." The blood came down. The body of the beast, the wings of the beast, put together a beast, how wonderful."
He turned around and cursed with a blank face, and wanted to use the excuse to beat up the emperor, but when he saw Oswald's current appearance, he turned off the fire and couldn't use his heavy hand, and couldn't scold anything serious. talk.
It can be seen how important it is to hit the cute spot.
"..." Kevin rolled his eyes with a sigh, thinking that this day is almost unbearable, and he has to tie his hands and feet when he beats someone.
He was silent for a moment, then cast a sidelong glance at Oswald, and said, "Since you've all become like beasts, don't expect to be like a human being before the end of Betan Day, and accept your fate as a mount."
Oswald: "..."
Except for Oswald, no one else can experience the adventure of the majestic emperor becoming a mount.It takes another person to say this kind of thing. Oswald can finish him on the spot, but the person who said it is Kevin, so he can only listen.
It has to be said that the speed of four-legged is different from that of two-legged; there is a big difference between those with wings and those without wings.
With an Oswald horse, Kevin can travel thousands of miles a day, and it is like a miracle to catch up with the advancing army.In less than a day, they saw the traces left by the advance army.
It's just that the marks are not pleasant...
Those were the scattered corpses of soldiers left in the secret passage.
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