The Emperor's Daily Nitpicking

While rolling away, Oswald directly overturned a big stone standing next to it, and it was in front of the hole where the large army was. The giant door just closed the seam with the high stone at that moment, and continued to fall slowly against the back of the high stone. Cut off all possible dangers outside.

In the light of the calcium carbide fire, the two of them didn't even care about anything else, they only had the sand ghost attacking madly in their eyes.

Kevin rolled into the hole and got up on the spot, kneeling on one knee.He neatly drew three arrows from the quiver behind him, put them on the bow and pulled the string firmly.

Most of the giant gate fell down, and there was still a gap less than the height of the calf.The whirlwind of sand and gravel slammed on the giant gate, making a rumbling sound like rolling thunder.

As soon as Kevin loosened his fingers, three arrows were fired at once, and the sand ghost who had poked his head through the crack of the door was nailed straight out of the door.

The sand ghost roared wildly, intending to rush forward again, but the giant gate finally crashed to the bottom at this moment.

The fastest sand ghost was cut into two by the giant gate, one part was inside the gate, the other part was outside the gate, and the sharp roaring sound was combined with the inside and outside, making it look extraordinarily strange.

Without even thinking about it, Kevin nailed the part of the sand ghost caught in the door to the ground one by one with three arrows in succession.Oswald stabbed with the long sword, and saw that the dying sand ghost finally stopped completely, turning into a mass of lifeless loose sand, spreading on the ground near the door.

Everything has come to an end for the time being, and I can finally settle down a little bit.

Kevin removed the arrow from the bow, twirled it on his finger, and slid lightly along the arc of his shoulder into the quiver behind Ben.

"Where is Xinia you are holding?" Kevin glanced at Oswald.

"I gave it to someone just now, and we went into the next door together." Oswald didn't look very good when he said this, "Someone will take care of her."

"So here's..." Kevin stood up and glanced roughly inside the cave, only to see that it was dark and bottomless.A fluorite is inlaid on the stone wall by the cave at intervals, barely illuminating the uneven road.At a glance, there are dots of stars, like the night sky.

"Theodore... Oh, that's wrong, the legendary Golden Lion Country Secret Road mentioned by Sand Ghost." Oswald replied, and then asked a little strangely: "You don't know? Didn't you live a longer life?" Is Wang Ba still tall? How could he not know?"

"What metaphor?! Just because I'm too lazy to beat you up now?" Kevin said angrily, "Live a long time doesn't mean I've been hanging around in the legion, it's too easy for people to find something wrong. Besides, I was buried in the middle Several times, slept for many years."

Oswald walked slowly to the door, pulled out the long sword nailed in the loose sand, and threw the arrow to Kevin: "This secret path has been built a long time ago, and it is said that it has been built for more than 200 years. There have been four emperors. The last was Besseman, and I thought you'd hear about it."

Kevin shrugged: "Then it's normal if I don't know. I only came out of the world during Emperor Besserman's time."

Oswald snorted, supported his body with his sword, and sat leaning against the stone wall: "There is one thing I haven't figured out."

"Why did you sit down?" Kevin stood in front of him and kicked his toes: "Is there only one mouth and foot? Talk while walking."

Oswald rested his hands on his bent knees, waved them perfunctorily, and said, "Wait a minute, I can't see right now."

Kevin frowned, and simply squatted in front of him, raised his hand to his eyelids and watched carefully: "Why is it always black? You are vain."

Oswald: "... fart."

He was still letting Kevin's paws fumble around his eyes, but when he heard this, he became unhappy again, and raised his hand to slap his hand aside: "Don't talk nonsense, I'm asking you something, my dear lord. "

"I just looked into your eyes, and I didn't gag your mouth. If there is anything you can't figure out, just ask." Kevin didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

"Haven't you lived a long time? Why did you look seventeen or eighteen years old when you came to Pach Manor?" Oswald asked with his eyes closed, "Could it be possible that you can grow back longer?"

Kevin replied: "Didn't I say that you will die if your heart is nailed through."

Oswald: "So?"

"So the other things are actually no different from you. It's like the last time I died on the battlefield, my appearance stayed at that time until I woke up again. After that, I will still age normally. If I am lucky enough not to touch this time If I die of old age peacefully after any accident, then when I wake up next time, I will return to my childhood appearance and grow again. Except for the fact that my injuries will heal, I am a normal person.”

Oswald did not speak.

After a while, he leaned the back of his head against the stone wall, half-opened his eyes and asked lazily: "In this way, isn't it equivalent to living many lifetimes?"

Kevin replied casually: "Almost, I remember everything except it. It really feels like I have passed many lifetimes."

"Then you—" Oswald hesitated for a moment, and then continued: "Where are your previous family members? I mean you have lived for so many years, and you will always have different family members and friends at different times. You Have you seen it since then?"

"Family and friends?" Kevin froze for a moment, then sneered, "Do you think people like me who are naturally grown up have parents?"

Oswald said in a deep voice: "Family is not only parents, but also wives, children, etc..."

Kevin looked at him strangely for a while, "Where is my wife and children?"

Oswald: "..."

The former God of Light, His Excellency Kevin Fassbender, thought about it a little bit in his mind. When he was a god, he made fun of others, but he was always a bachelor. After becoming a human, he even made fun of others less, and he was still a bachelor.

The main reason is probably that he is used to being alone, he doesn't like to have too deep relationships with others, and he is very lazy...too lazy to pay attention to who looks like and what is attractive.

This gentleman has the biggest problem - that is, when he doesn't want to discuss a certain topic, no matter how serious people are talking to him, he can always drag the topic to a thousand miles with a light touch outside.

So even if there were those who came to the door on their own initiative, they were all blocked by his ramblings, which made people angry and very helpless.

In short, this kind of bastard thing is a life of betting on one's own life.

If you ask his wife and children, isn't that just teasing him?

His Majesty the Emperor was very complicated by his answer.On the one hand, he was inexplicably relieved when he heard that this person was a bachelor for ten thousand years, and even a little lucky.On the other hand... there must be something wrong with being a bachelor after all these years, right? !

"Do you have a heart disease or a physical disease?" Oswald finally couldn't hold back, and still laughed.

Kevin: "..."

He raised his hand and slapped Oswald's leg unceremoniously. There was a "snap", crisp and loud, and one could tell it was that kind of burning pain.

Oswald: "...are you rebellious?"

Kevin sneered: "I'll slap my head for rebellion, but your majesty is weaker, I'm afraid that if you slap you, your eyes will go dark again."

Although Oswald was beaten, he was actually in a good mood.He pretended to have an expressionless face, and said indifferently: "I haven't had a family after living for so many years. Is it not a disease?"

"I think you're sick of looking for fights all day long, my dear majesty." Kevin mocked back angrily.

The two patients looked at each other with noses not noses and eyes not eyes.

Kevin stood up and straightened his clothes, lowered his eyelids condescendingly and said, "Is your eyes okay? When you're done, get up and go, don't just sit still."

Oswald looked up at him for a moment, then suddenly held out his hand.

"Yo, you said I was sick just now, and now you want me to give you a hand?" Kevin mocked coolly, "Why do I like you so much?"

He kicked Oswald's foot and said, "Get up."

After finishing speaking, he left on his own, without even throwing an extra look at the emperor, obviously not paying attention to the emperor.

A moment later, His Excellency Kevin Fassbender returned the same way.He crossed his arms and stared at Oswald who was still outstretched for a while, and finally rolled his eyes unbearably.

As soon as he grasped Oswald's broad palm, he pulled up the stupid big man who was acting like he was the emperor.

Oswald looked at him with a smile or not, but before he could stand still, he was slapped on the back of the hand by Kevin.

"Do you know that you are very heavy? Can you be a little self-conscious? How old are you..." Kevin left such an angry sentence and walked ahead.

Oswald laughed out of sight behind him, then frowned quickly.As he walked, he pressed his temple and shook his head.If Kevin looked back carefully, he could find that his footsteps were very sloppy, which was very different from usual.

"How far will it take to catch up with them?" Kevin asked without looking back.

"Connection? You mean the big army next door?" Oswald's reaction was a little slower than usual, and he paused for a while before saying: "Don't think about it, I can't connect."

Kevin paused, turned around in surprise and asked, "What do you mean? Can't connect?"

"These two secret passages are very different. The secret passage next door extends in all directions, with countless forks, like a maze, but there are also many places to hide." Oswald replied, "It can connect to the underground of all the cities and towns of the Golden Lion. , so it’s a good place to hide.”

He raised his foot and tapped the ground, and said again: "As for the road we are taking, it is to cover the next door, and at the same time, it can also march. There are few forks in the middle, and it can lead to mirages and ice fields."

"So instead of connecting with the next door, we are chasing the team from Rose Old Castle?"

"Hmm..." The word Oswald dragged out a tired ending, and the rhythm of the steps under his feet was also a little chaotic, fluctuating from light to heavy.

"What's wrong with you?" Kevin finally realized what was wrong with him, and walked back to Oswald, "You can't see again?"

Oswald shook his head and said, "It's just a little... top-heavy."

Kevin touched his forehead with the back of his hand, and asked in surprise, "Why is it so hot?"