The Emperor's Daily Nitpicking

When he woke up just now, he only cared about how to unlock the lock, and greeted the emperor a hundred and eighty times in his heart, but he really didn't pay attention to what clothes he was wearing.

He looked down for a moment, and couldn't help but ask, "Who washed it for me?"

Oswald snorted coldly: "The strange wound on your body, it splits and heals by itself, so that other people can see it? Who do you say washed it?"

Kevin: "..."

In fact, when he heard this answer, Kevin only felt a little regretful for "one less excuse to go out".

But when he raised his head, he found that for a moment, apart from the usual lukewarm expression on Oswald's face, there was an undetectable unnaturalness on his face.It just happened to be such a coincidence that Kevin saw the flash of uneasiness.

So Kevin, who was frank and frank, also felt a little uncomfortable.After the two stared at each other for a while, he could only silently dismiss this strange topic.

Fortunately, this feeling was like a silly cat scratching an itch. It scratched his face and then disappeared without leaving too many marks.

Kevin leaned on the head of the bed in a more comfortable position, raised his chin at Oswald and said, "Okay, I'm too lazy to argue with you, just treat it as retribution for knocking all of you out underground. What about the food?" ?I'm hungry."

Oswald raised his eyebrows, and walked into the bedroom with a silver tray.

Just as he was standing by the bed, bending down to put the silver plate on the wooden cabinet beside the bed, Kevin suddenly jumped up, raised his hand and twisted it, and with lightning speed, the thick iron chain Wrapped around Oswald's neck.

The emperor was dragged down on the bed by him, and Kevin's hand was very clever, just enough to knock people down without suffocating them.

Taking advantage of Oswald's lack of reaction, he quickly turned over and pressed on him.

Kevin's kneeling right knee pressed against Oswald's left wrist, his left hand clamped Oswald's other hand, and his right hand happened to be stuck between Oswald's neck while pulling the iron chain, He bowed his head condescendingly and asked, "Where is the key? Is it on you, or on some guard?"

He pressed very skillfully, so Oswald wouldn't feel too uncomfortable, so he raised his chin, gave a short laugh, and squinted: "What? Is it too much trouble for me?"

"I have a lot of ways to wrap these chains around your body. I can't untie you and you can't run away." Kevin raised his eyebrows and said, "I don't really like to fight with people so close, it's too embarrassing Well, what do you think? After solving these things, I’ll save you from beating you up.”

"This deal is really a good deal." Oswald said angrily, "If you don't understand it, you will be beaten. I didn't suffer from these when I was a child. It's not bad."

Kevin: "..."

He was a little speechless by this brat's rough skin and not afraid of beating. For the first time, he reflected on himself, whether the so-called stick education is really inappropriate, and it is easy to teach such rebels.

Over the past hundred years, he has always felt that he has adapted very well to his identity and power as an ordinary person, and he has no nostalgia for his past divine power.In today's world, everyone is the same, but the gods are different.No matter who it is, having abilities that are too much higher than ordinary people will always breed some disadvantages.

But now, facing a thick-skinned and tough guy like Oswald, he suddenly missed the time when he had supernatural powers.In the period of the God of Light, he would definitely hang the lawless emperor upside down on the roof of the Temple of Light with one finger, and dry it for a month to make bacon.

In such a posture, he was lost in thought, and the strength in his hands did not relax.

But when he came back to his senses, he found that the emperor who was pressed down was staring at his face without turning around. When those shallow to almost transparent eyes stared at people, there was always an invisible interference force , so that the person being stared is not quite right from head to toe.

Kevin tilted his head, and said angrily: "Why are you selling silly, where are the keys?"

Oswald let out an "oh" and said lightly, "It's hidden on me, take it yourself."

Kevin pressed Oswald's other wrist with his left knee instead, and freed his hand. First, he raised his hand and slapped Oswald on the head. With a little red seal, he scolded: "I think you are going to rebel."

Oswald sneered, and said calmly: "You don't seem to have figured out who is rebelling."

"Heh——" Kevin raised his hand and grabbed a piece of rye bread from the silver plate on the bedside table. If you need to clean up, I will help you block it first, you are welcome."

Oswald: "..."

After speaking, Kevin flipped over Oswald drastically.

He searched quickly and crisply, as if he only needed to touch it with his fingertips to know whether there was a possibility of hiding something here.He was very comfortable finding it by himself, but Oswald, who was rummaged by him, was a little speechless.

"Hey——what are you doing?" Kevin patted twice with his fingers, and impatiently took away the rye bread. "I'll give you a chance to say a word."

Oswald coughed twice, and said angrily: "Can you not be so gentle and rainy when you are looking for something? It makes my hair stand on end."

"Trouble!" Kevin shook his head, dropped the words, and blocked the emperor with rye bread.

Oswald really felt like beeping the dog.

After being protested by the emperor, Kevin finally hit harder.After touching his upper body, the ancestor complained: "Why are the emperor's clothes so complicated? Are you tired of wearing them..."

After speaking, he reached for Oswald's pants again.

Before turning it over twice, Kevin took down the bread angrily again: "What's wrong with you, my dear Majesty?"

Oswald didn't say anything this time "..."

He glanced at his lower back with his eyes, paused just right on Kevin's hand, paused on himself again, then looked up at Kevin, looking at Kevin with an awkward and speechless look Said: "What do you say?"

How should I put it, His Majesty the Emperor sometimes tends to go astray in thinking, but expresses it very implicitly, so that Kevin, who expresses crookedly but is very reserved in thought, can't grasp the main point for a while.

Oswald couldn't bear it anymore, and said bluntly with a green face: "You can find what you are looking for, can you not be so filthy?"

Kevin: "..."

What the hell am I filthy again? !

He was thinking about "keys and keys" all over his body and mind, and he didn't care about anything else. After being covered up like this by Oswald, he threw down a big "dirty" hat, and only then did he realize that he was touching in the wrong place.

So he belatedly said "Oh", and withdrew his hand, apologizing very insincerely: "Sorry, who told you to lock me up, I was so angry that I didn't pay attention."

After he finished speaking, he patted Oswald reassuringly, and said casually, "Okay, don't blow it up, I'll change the place."

Oswald: "...where are you shooting?"

Kevin raised one corner of his mouth and smiled playfully: "Young man, it's understandable to be easily excited."

Oswald: "..."

The man fumbled around and finally found a key under the leather buckle on the side of Oswald's boots.He laughed, shook the key in front of Oswald, and said, "It's really hidden, Your Majesty."

Oswald ignored him, and only said: "Since I found the key, why are you holding me like this? Open your lock."

Kevin lowered his eyelids and said "hmm" casually. While not changing his posture of suppressing Oswald, he used the key to poke the keyhole of the handcuffs in this posture.

Probably because he was a little proud of finding the key with great difficulty. His Excellency Kevin Fassbender actually felt that the key was a bit strange the moment he pinched the key, but he only cared about unlocking it quickly without thinking about it.

He felt that at most, he had found the wrong key, and if he couldn't open it, he would continue to threaten Oswald, and it didn't matter if he had to spend it all together.

When he pushed the key into the keyhole with difficulty, he found that the key fit the keyhole except that it was a little "tight", so he didn't think much about it, and naturally he didn't notice that the pressed emperor picked the keyhole. eyebrow expression.

Kevin held the key and twisted it lightly, but it felt a little stagnant, so he couldn't unscrew it, so he added more strength.

As a result, there was a "snap", and the key, which seemed to have no problem at all, was easily broken into two pieces, tightly blocking the keyhole.

Kevin: "..."

This is all right, the keyhole is blocked, unless the thing inside is pulled out, or the entire handcuff is directly destroyed, otherwise it is impossible to untie it.

Just when he was in a daze, the emperor, who was easily suppressed by him, suddenly turned over and lifted Kevin away with greater strength, turning back to the guest.

In just the blink of an eye, the two switched places.

"Feng Shui turns around." Oswald pressed Kevin's wrist and said condescendingly.

Kevin glanced at the blocked keyhole, then at Oswald, and said numbly, "What did you use to make this key?"

Oswald said: "The most brittle alloy made by the Golden Lion Kingdom."

Kevin almost wanted to give him a kick: "I'm full enough to do this kind of thing!"

Looking at it this way, everything just now was obviously planned by the emperor. Kevin thought about it and felt a pain in his liver.

Oswald, who was pressing on him, did not go down for a long time. He even bent down, got very close, and said in a very provocative and deep voice: "Has this stopped? Eat well, dear Fa Your Excellency Spender."

For some reason, Kevin feels that Oswald has changed a lot from before he went to the Tomb of God. Although he still likes to annoy him, he is no longer provocative with his chin raised far away. I like to hunt and fight at such close range.

His voice is so deep that Kevin can almost feel the resonance in his chest, which can easily give people the illusion of being too close.Kevin raised his head uncomfortably, and said, "Okay, stop, what else can I do if I don't stop? Hurry up and get down for me, do you know that you are very heavy?"

Oswald nodded in satisfaction, got out of bed and sat down in an armchair on the side, resting his temple loosely with one hand, waiting for Kevin to accept his fate and eat.

Kevin flicked the iron chain angrily, sat up in a comfortable position, bent one leg, picked up the fruit wine glass on the dinner plate, and took a sip.

This person's temper is also amazing, one second he was trying to kill the emperor and cut off the chains to escape, and the next second he was drinking and eating with his elbows on his elbows.If these iron chains were removed, just looking at his posture and expression, he would probably only feel that this is an elegant and inconspicuous nobleman enjoying lunch.

He slept for seven days, and it is reasonable to say that he should be hungry, but he still eats slowly, as if this sense of unhurried calm is innate and engraved in his bones.

There was a fight just now, but now he was able to chat with Oswald calmly. He swallowed a sip of fruit wine, and asked Oswald as if he suddenly remembered something: "Have you tried the holy water? The effect How about it?"

Oswald nodded and said: "It looks good so far. There are good news from all over the world. Ian's neck can already turn, and the traces of Sinia's sand petrification have faded from his shoulders to his wrists."

He said and pointed to his ear: "If it doesn't recover, according to your rebellious strength just now, this ear should have been shattered into pieces."

Kevin glanced at him, and comforted him angrily: "Yes."

Oswald suddenly raised one corner of his mouth and smiled: "St. Antis has a sacrificial ceremony in the evening these few days. The recovering people organized it spontaneously and planned to worship the relief of the God of Light in the central square for seven days."

Kevin was taken aback for a moment, then continued to eat, and commented in a very stupid way: "It's just idle, what kind of old god should I worship."

"Phae has a different meaning." Oswald raised his eyebrows and replied, "I brought two things back from the tomb of the gods, and I plan to—"

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by the servant at the door: "Your Majesty, the Imperial City Patrol Army has sent another urgent report."

Oswald: "..."

"Laughing in front of me again?" Oswald said harshly, "Why am I so idle? Tell him to go back and be stupid to his wife and children."

The servant carefully poked his head, lowered his eyes and said: "Not this time, the commander said that a large number of refugees are rushing here."

"Refugees?" Oswald frowned and asked, "What refugees?"

"I don't know the details, you should ask your Excellency the Commander." The servant said nah.

Oswald: "Got it."

He stood up and raised his foot to go out.

Kevin stuffed a small berry into his mouth with one hand, and yanked the iron chain casually with the other, and the stretched chain was right in front of Oswald's feet.

"Want to fight half of what you said?" Kevin said angrily, "What is the second half of what you said just now? What are you bringing back from the tomb of the gods, and what are you going to do? Briefly give me a brief summary."

So, Oswald said succinctly: "I brought back Phae's footprints and another signature of something unknown, and I plan to find time to rebuild a tomb for Phae in the future. It may not be so grand, but at least... can worthy of the word light."

After hearing this, Kevin paused with Little Berry's hand, looked up at Oswald, and quickly looked away.

He threw off the iron chain in his hand, and the chain that stopped Oswald hung loosely on the ground. He waved his hands without raising his head, and said like chasing a puppy: "Okay, let's go."

The emperor graciously ignored his bastard action, strode out the door, and turned to find the patrolling army.

Kevin threw a small berry into his mouth, chewed it twice, then leaned back with his upper body, leaning against the head of the bed and lost his mind.

Although His Majesty the young emperor owed a blow, but when he was in his heart, he was always able to poke someone's point...

Maybe it was really hard to find the key that was broken in the keyhole, or maybe it was because Oswald hadn't fully recovered his energy as Oswald said, but Kevin actually stayed in this dormitory obediently again For several days, even when Oswald asked someone to bring the bathtub into his room for him to soak in, he accepted it without much protest.

It made the emperor a little uncomfortable.

As Oswald said before, large wounds would suddenly appear on his body, which would heal little by little after rotten to the bone.It's just that it's much better than when it was in the tomb of God, and the frequency is also much slower.

During the few days he stayed in the dormitory, apart from Oswald, little Highness Xinia came the most diligently.Because Ben and Angel were not people living inside the Hanging Palace, they were blocked outside the Hanging Palace these days, and they couldn't see the shameful scene of Kevin being handcuffed and fettered.

Sinia's arm recovered well, and Oswald lifted her restraint, allowing her to roll around like a live ball like before.

Angel was away, and Oswald was busy with affairs, so her favorite object of harassment became Kevin. Every day, she grabbed a book and came to ask Kevin to tell stories, and occasionally told Kevin herself.

"I was miserable a while ago. My uncle locked me in the room and didn't allow me to get out of bed." The little girl would bring this matter up and complain to Kevin every day, "But Grandpa Ian was even worse, uncle said The neck is connected to the head, and he is not allowed to go out until he is fully recovered, so he is still lying down."

Kevin: "..."

Through this generalization from point to point, he finally understood that Oswald likes to lock up people who are worried about them until they are not in danger. Children are not spared.

After filing the complaint, Xinia climbed onto the bed in twos and threes very unceremoniously, sat cross-legged across from Kevin, and handed over the book: "Here——I want to hear this today."

Kevin picked up the book carefully, touched the old ashes with a look of disgust, and couldn't laugh or cry: "Which grave did you dig this antique from, little girl?"

Sinya slapped her thigh: "Speak!"

Kevin could only nod his head and muttered, "Okay, tell me. Hey—just like your uncle."

However, he flipped through the inner pages of the book twice, then his hands stopped, staring at one of the pages for a long time, and then said: "Old God... how can you, a little girl, like to listen to this kind of old sesame seeds and rotten millet?" What about the story?"

Xinya laughed: "It's fun!"

"From the beginning?" Kevin roughly flipped through the book twice, then simply closed the book and threw it aside, "Come on, I'll recite it to you."

Cynthia looked at him adoringly.

In the end, Kevin, the bastard, really recited it. He was even more emotionless than reading the book. He didn't even have an ups and downs in his pitch.

"...The beautiful and holy goddess Thenis said: 'May your life be as bright as a flower, as tough as a thorn, and give you the name Melo, which means light and eternity in God's language'." Kevin was very happy when he endorsed Perfunctory, all the beautiful adjectives from his mouth are ridiculed.

However, Xinia is not picky, and such a story can still be listened to. She interrupted and asked, "Who is Melo? Why haven't I heard it in other stories before?"

Kevin looked at her, said "oh", and said, "Melo was his previous name, and flowers and thorns were his initial symbols. Later, when he grew up, for some reason, he combined his name with They were buried together in the past, thinking that gods don’t need names, and the symbolic totems were replaced by the sun and the moon.”

Sinya tilted her head: "Then how can others call him if he doesn't have a name?"

Kevin replied: "He gave himself a new name, called Empress God."

Volume Three: Warriors in the Wasteland