The Emperor's Daily Nitpicking

In fact, putting aside all the facial features, this statue is still [-]% similar to Kevin.But from the corners of the eyes to the brows of the lips, every corner has been smoothed and softened, and besides the sanctity of the slightly nodding gesture, there is also a feeling of compassion for the world, which is similar to Kevin's usual There is too much difference in the temperament of having horns and not being able to fight.

When standing face to face, there is absolutely no way to connect the two together.

It's not the first time Kevin has seen a gentle version of himself, it's just that the last time he looked at it carefully was tens of millions of years ago...

"Who is this painting?" Phae, the god of light, stood by the holy lake of Ana, shaking a piece of thin lyre leaf paper between two fingers, and said to Thenis, "Long It’s not bad, but I don’t think I’ve seen it before.”

On the qin leaf paper was a young man nodding his head slightly, his short black hair and drooping eyebrows were carefully traced with a charcoal pen, and there was a faint smile at the corner of his mouth.

Thenis was holding a bunch of bright red sweet fruits to feed her baby unicorn deer, when she heard what Fahe said, she immediately rolled her eyes, slapped the deer's buttocks, and said, "I've been painting for so long, you see Could it be yourself?"

The one-horned deer was knocked down by her slap and ran straight towards Phaer aggressively. He was caught off guard, and the antlers just hit his ribs, making the God of Light lose his temper.

He was seriously injured and didn't forget to look for a beating. He squinted his eyes and took Qin Yezhi away, looked at it for a while as if he was blind, and said: "Sorry, this little white face is very different from me no matter how you look at it." , at least you made me fatter."

Thenis snatched the paper from his hand, and said angrily: "This is called gentleness! I just trimmed the corners for you, so that it looks easier to get close."

Phaer: "Dear sister, are you giving a portrait or a face-changing?"

Thenis took out a blank piece of qin leaf paper, slapped him on the chest, and said, "Okay, okay, you have the final say, draw a template for me."

Without saying a word, Fahe took out a hard quill, clamped the qin leaf paper to the drawing board made of hawthorn wood, held the pen behind his back with one hand, and began to sketch on the paper in a dignified manner.Not to mention, the posture is elegant and chic, it looks like that.

Thenis, who happened to be standing on the back of the drawing board, glanced at him, and continued to feed the deer with the remaining sweet fruit in her hand.

When she stuffed the last bright red and shiny sweet fruit into the deer's mouth, Phaer happened to put away the hard quill as well, raised his chin and said, "Okay."

"So fast? Let me see—" Thenis sent the unicorn to play, and then turned to the front of the drawing board.

I saw that Phaer had painted a beast face uglier than a ghost on the top-quality zither leaf paper. The cheeks on both sides were deeply sunken because of his random shadowing. Hair is messier than a bird's nest...

"The ones you paint are either too poisonous or too indulgent. You have the face to think that I don't look good in the painting! Also, where did you grow the beard?" Thenis asked him with a slumped face.

Phaer nonsense carelessly: "I think Feisar's beard can make people elegant and wise, and I plan to keep one like that from tomorrow."

Thenis withdrew the qin leaf paper expressionlessly, and raised her hand to point to the top of the high mountain in the north: "Follow your eight big pillars and go back to your Temple of Light." In short, one word: roll .

The handsome Guangming God rolled away gracefully, leaving only a tall and slender figure behind.

After that, many, many years passed, and on a certain early summer afternoon, Thenis returned from her wanderings with a little boy no taller than her thigh beside her.

The cub has charcoal-like black hair, slightly curly, well-behaved and soft.Because of his thinness, his dark eyes looked extra large, and they were as bright as grape stones.

"Where did this little thing come from?" Fei Sa asked, pulling his beard.

He was the elder brother of Thenis and Phae.In fact, in terms of appearance alone, he is not much older than the other two main gods, but because of his long beard, he looks a lot older than Phaer and the others, showing signs of kindness prematurely.

It's a pity that Guang Cixiang is useless, the little boy seems to be very shy.He was wearing a baggy little white robe, holding Thenis's long skirt and hiding behind her, only showing half of his small face.

"I gave birth." Thenis replied with a smile.

Feiza's hands trembled, and he almost pulled his beard bald: "With whom? Where? When?"

Thenis tilted her head: "Guess?"

Feisar hadn't spoken yet, and Phaer, who was leaning against the tree, had already lazily opened his mouth: "Moya, the god of wine? No, he is too dark to give birth to such dazzling ones. Uno, the god of wind? No, he has short legs and proportionate The difference is too big. River God Maner? Not to mention, he—"

"If you talk nonsense again, I will tear down your temple." Thenis interrupted him unbearably.

Let this bastard go on, tomorrow other little gods will rebel and bombard his lair.

"Don't guess again?" Phaer raised his eyelids and asked with a smile.

Thenis said unhappily: "Don't guess! This little thing is not born, I made it. When Yunyou passed by the Suta Plain, the long vine roses there bloomed just right, so I used the long vine leaves and the bottom The wooden thorns made this little thing. It just so happens that the winter in the Holy Lake of Ana is too deserted, so it can be more lively with him.”

Faer: "...Are you sure?" The brat didn't make a sound for a long time, he couldn't get along with the excitement at all, okay?

Thenis glanced at him with a complicated face, then at the little boy behind her, and said with some melancholy: "I made him according to your appearance when you were a child. How about this?"

Phaer stared at the kid silently for a moment, and couldn't help but said again: "...Are you sure?!"

Fei Sa nodded in agreement: "No wonder, I said whoever you find can produce such a replica. Except that Fae's hair is not curly, everything else is exactly the same."

"I named him Melo." Thenis said.

Melo grows up very slowly. He has lived in Ana Holy Lake for many years, but he still looks like a little boy. The only change is probably that he is not so afraid of strangers, but he is still easily shy.

Phaer's long legs became his natural measuring stick. Every time they met, as long as they stood side by side like this, Phaer would stretch out his fingers and pinch an extremely small distance, and said to Little Mello, "Unfortunately, you only It has grown so much taller. At this rate, it will barely reach my chin in another 1000 years."

Thenis would always pull Melo away, and said angrily, "Yes, you are so tall you can stab the sky."

Faesar and Thenis have always loved children, and they have always been irresistible to this soft and weak creature, otherwise they would not have created so many bean-like people to satisfy their overflowing love.

At that time, Phaer always felt that he was cold and indifferent, and he didn't know if it was because he also had the God of War personality.

His little patience and almost non-existent love aren't enough for these little things.The well-behaved ones are too weak, the naughty ones are too noisy, in short, they are both troublesome.

So every time he saw Melo, he would simply tease him for a while, and then handed over to Fei Sa and Thenis, and retreated to the side by himself.

It wasn't until Melo's size finally reached his waistline, and he no longer seemed to be "broken at a pinch", that he began to slowly teach Melo some of the most practical combat skills.After all, although this little boy lived a long and slow life, he did not attain the godhead.In case of an accident one day, there is no way to save your life if you don't learn a little bit.

During their long time together, Mello seemed both afraid and respectful of the bastard Phaer.

According to the private analysis of Fei Sa and Thenis——

I'm afraid it's because Phaer is hot outside and cold inside.Although it looks elegant and lazy, and a little sloppy, it is actually not easy to get really close to others, let alone close to the heart.

Respect because what Phaer taught him were all really useful things, and he was a bit of a strict teacher.

Thenis likes to draw, and Melo, who has been with her all year round, is probably influenced by her and has also developed this hobby, but he is more keen on sculpture.For a long time, when Phaer went to the holy lake of Ana, he could always see the elder and the younger sitting under the tree, one holding a drawing board, and the other holding a stone and a carving knife.

Melo's first gift to Phaer was a statue tall with a candlestick.

Still looking thin and shy, he ran to Phaer with a stone sculpture in his arms to offer a treasure.

Phaer didn't realize who the statue was at first. If it had been Thenis or Phesar, he would have lost his mouth a long time ago, but his little conscience made him swallow his words When I went back, I didn't shamelessly hurt even a child.So he held the statue and boasted blindly: "The technique is skillful, the lines are smooth, and the carving is good."

Mello looked amused by the compliment: "Really? Does it look like you?"

Phaer: "..." Me again?

After being reminded like this, he finally remembered Thenis's masterpiece many, many years ago. Thinking about it this way, the statue of Melo was really carved according to that painting, even the expression was the same, but a little rough.

Phaer turned his head silently, coughed, adjusted his expression, then turned his head silently, raised the corner of his mouth and said, "You can tell it's me at a glance, very similar." What a ghost.

Little Mello ran away contentedly.

Later, the kid grew up quickly, and the carver really got better and better, just like Phaer boasted out of conscience before.He later sent several larger and more delicate statues to Phaer, but they still stubbornly followed the template drawn by Thenis.

So much so that for a while, there was a row of such "mild version" statues of the God of Light in the Temple of Phae from small to large, and Phae was a little bit painful to see...

These small details of the past were slowly lost in a long time, and then thousands of years after thousands of years...

Kevin stood in front of the huge statue, staring at its drooping eyebrows and eyes silently, slowly thinking in his heart: Thenis and Fisa are dead, they have been dead for many years, maybe they are still sleeping, maybe they have been reborn as someone Ordinary and ordinary people.The holy lake of Ana turned into a shallow puddle, and the high mountain where the Temple of Light was located collapsed into a huge rift valley after several ups and downs. It's interesting to have a new palace...

It's just that when he got the small statue for the first time thousands of years ago, he never imagined that one day, such a gentle statue would be erected in his cemetery.

Just when he had a rare sense of melancholy, he faintly heard a long sound coming from outside the temple, as if something huge was whistling towards him on the wind.

Kevin turned around in astonishment: "..." Can this all come in? !