The Emperor's Daily Nitpicking

Oswald let out a "hmm" and said, "Come in and tell me."

Due to lack of sleep, his voice was a little hoarse, but it was calm and powerful, without the slightest hint of nervousness, and it was easy for others to follow suit.So much so that in these few days of contact, Peter often forgets that His Majesty the Emperor is actually much younger than him.

Of course, Oswald was a little speechless in his heart. He wished he could receive this kind of urgent report eight times a day. It was hard for him not to be numb.

Sometimes he almost wondered if there was something wrong with his own fate and luck.It's not that the Golden Lion Kingdom didn't have rulers who ruled the sky and the earth before, and there were even quite a few. Probably because the glory was gone, they simply broke the cans, and they became more and more powerful when they didn't do their jobs properly.

However, the previous pleasure emperors ate and waited to die all day without any major incidents. Why did he, who was put on the throne, get into such trouble not long after he took power?

Peter stood close to the door, and said in the calmest voice possible: "There are giant orcs entering the territory from the southeast. Because they are flying too fast, they have already crossed the four cities and arrived at St. Antis."

Oss had just torn off his sweat-soaked clothes and was putting on new ones. Hearing this, he paused: "The giant beastman arrived in St. Antis? How much?"

Peter said with a grimace on his face: "It's about a hundred, just enough for one of their raid teams."

Oswald: "Have they lost their minds?"

Peter: "..." How do people answer this?

When the previous emperors of the Golden Lion Kingdom were in office, their relationship with the Giant Beastmen was really not good. They rejected the "barbaric and uncivilized" race of the Giant Beastmen very much, thinking that they were rude and brainless. Outside, it's useless.

In fact, not to mention the Golden Lion Country, several countries, big and small, have this idea.

However, it is not surprising that those in power have this kind of thinking. Sitting in that position, even if they are not doing their jobs and waiting to die, they will not like those groups that seem to be threatening.Therefore, Oswald is probably the only emperor in the Golden Lion Kingdom who has no ill feeling towards the giant beasts in the past hundred years.

Firstly, he hadn’t been poisoned by the proverbs of his elders when he was a child, and secondly, the feeling of cooperating with the giant beast clan in the last battle of Kela River was not bad.Besides, if Mai hadn't stood there like a mountain at the critical moment, the number of Wujin cavalry casualties would have at least doubled.

Accepting this kind of affection, he not only has no ill feeling towards the giant beast clan, he even treats them very much.

Of course, most people can't see what he wants to see with the naked eye.

Just like now, he replied to Peter: "The raid is not enough. Those fools who focus on being silly and sweet, the IQ should not be able to afford the planning of the raid."

Peter: "..."

Oswald folded his collar, thought about it and added: "Not necessarily, after all, such a thing as a raid during the day is not like the plan of an intelligent person, maybe they can really do it."

Peter: "..." Your Majesty's mouth!

"Did you stop it?" Oswald asked.

This should be done in the past, when troops from other countries or tribes entered the Golden Lion Kingdom without reason, they would usually start a fight near the boundary.Even if the current situation is special, the countermeasures will not lag too much.

Otherwise, you report to the emperor layer by layer, and when the emperor thinks it over and takes orders, he will go back to deal with it, and he will have already rushed to the gate of the palace.

Peter finally had something to answer, nodded seriously, and said, "Stop it, they turned around and landed in the ash forest in the north of the city, the bow barracks surrounded the entire forest, and now the two leading giant orcs want to see you. "

Oswald thought a little bit: "I see, are they still in the wax forest?"

Peter: "Yes."

After all, the behemoths are all so big, who dares to take them to the palace casually?If you accidentally go crazy, you can't hold it back.

The wax woodland is a strange place on the outskirts of San Antis, because the wax tree only grows a stubble of leaves and blooms once a year in late autumn, and the rest of the seasons are bald in spring, summer and winter. Eggy, but the branches of this thing are flesh-colored, and at first glance it can be mistaken for an adult's arm, so the whole wax forest looks very... creepy.

Except for the wax-picking season, even a ghost would not come to the woods at ordinary times.

It can be seen that there are so many places not to choose, but choose this place to make an emergency landing, the taste of the giant beast people is really unique.

A hundred orcs stood or crouched in the woods, and they suddenly became extremely crowded. Some of them simply turned back into animal shapes and lay down on the wax tree, making the branches crumbling under the weight.

After the branches of the wax tree got wet, there was an unfriendly smell. If I had to describe it, it probably smelled like raw meat with blood, which made the surrounding archers look unloved.

As soon as he got outside the woods, Peter sneezed twice, and said to Oswald on the horse with a look of embarrassment: "Your majesty... choo! Sorry, this smell is too strong, I have... choo, I'm a bit allergic. The two leaders of the Giant Beast Human Race are... Ah Choo!"

Oswald said with a toothache on his face: "Okay, stop talking, I can see."

It was hard for him not to see it, because when the archers saluted him, a strong man about two meters tall stood up and waved his hands exaggeratedly: "Hey, does the little emperor still remember me! You You and that little white-faced commander even rode on my back last time!"

Everyone: "..."

Peter almost rolled off his horse with a sneeze.

Oswald wiped his face: "..." You shouldn't treat such a guy who can't even speak human words.

This person who can't speak is the giant eagle Dan who escaped from the dungeon with Oswald and the others on his back.

Generally speaking, people who have shared the experience of fleeing have a deeper relationship with each other than others. At least they will never forget who the other party is within a month of separation.

But Dan’s self-introduction is not superfluous at all, because if he doesn’t remind him like this, Oswald might not recognize him——

I saw that this strong man used some kind of material to paint himself completely black. On the big face plate, only around the eyes and lips were not brutally murdered.Looking at it from afar, it looks like there are three round holes for dogs to gnaw on a flattened black cake, two for eyes, and one for a mouth swollen into a sausage.

Oswald felt that with his face, one more look would save his life, so he might as well go back and look at Kevin's dog paw painting.

Dan continued to jump up and down without any shyness, and raised his voice and shouted: "Little emperor, let these archers put away their arrows first, it's a bit of a conditioned reflex after fighting too many battles, we feel itchy when we see arrows, after a while It’s not good if you don’t hold back. We’re here to discuss things with you.”

Oswald raised his palm, and the bow battalion received the arrow with a "swipe".He tugged at the reins, and the Vulture took a few steps forward, getting closer to the forest: "My ranger told me that your two leaders are looking for me. So the leader is—"

"Me!" Dan pointed to his nose, then pointed to a figure sitting on the ground beside him, and said, "And Xiao, the two of us are the leaders this time."

He said, turned his head and kicked the people around him with his toes: "Hey, don't pretend to be dead! Everyone is here, what's the matter with you shrinking down?"

The person sitting on the ground was silent for two seconds, then reluctantly stood up, also wearing a funny black skin, with a slumped face, as if he had nothing to love and didn't want to see people.

Finally, Oswald couldn't hold back the corners of his mouth, and quickly "coughed" to cover it up.

Xiao said expressionlessly: "Laugh if you want to." Hold back!

"It hasn't changed a lot in a few days. Why did you paint yourself like this?" Oswald asked.

"Why else!" Dan said angrily, "For the sake of preventing insects, I think you are making a lot of trouble here."

Oswald: "Oh? Does it work?"

Dan pointed to his mouth: "What do you think? I'm fucking swollen from being kissed, so I won't say how many other places I got bitten."

Can they not be bitten? This group of behemoths advocates wildness and freedom. They feel that neat houses and heavy clothes wrapped too much are constraints. If the chest and abdomen muscles are not exposed, they cannot show their heroism.He dared to throw his bare shoulders even on the battlefield, let alone in normal times?

"What do you want to discuss with me?" Oswald actually had a guess in his heart, but he still asked.

Dan put away his hippie smile and said seriously, "I'm here to ask you to do me a favor."

Oswald squinted at him for a moment, then pulled the rein to turn the horse's head, and said in a loud voice: "Let's go, go back to the palace and tell. You want me to help, and I just want to ask you to do a little favor. How about an exchange?"

When the pitch-black behemoth raid (sell) raid (cute) team followed Oswald's team back to the Hanging Palace, the group of elite teams on the top of the white-headed hill were caught in the battle between heaven and man——

To jump first or last, that is the question.

"What? Are you ready?" Kevin twisted his neck, and the neck bone made a crisp sound.He walked unhurriedly to the edge of the cave entrance, moved his hands and feet, and said, "Pay attention to adjusting your posture when you are approaching the cave entrance. If you fall into the whirlpool, relax and walk with the water, and it will stop naturally when you reach the place."

Ben said with a sad face: "You, you, how are you so clear, you, you, you skip it? Don't, don't lie, I'm scared."

In fact, most of the people present have this question: Why does Kevin know the situation of this place so clearly?It doesn’t matter if you know how to go up the mountain or where the waterfall is, but why do you even know what it looks like after you get off the waterfall in such detail?

Kevin waved his hand and didn't say much, just said: "It's almost counted, at least what I saw last time is like this, after entering the vortex and stopping, remember not to make a sound, it will be a bit troublesome to disturb the things inside I think you probably don't want to be surrounded by the thing that jumped off the mountain just now."

When everyone heard this, they touched their necks with pale faces.

"But under normal circumstances, they shouldn't be alarmed. That's all, don't waste time. I'll jump first, and you guys will follow."

Kevin's tone was so relaxed that it seemed that what he was going to jump was not the Ya, but the bath.

Everyone pondered for a while, and after he jumped off, there was not a single reliable person left on the top of the mountain.

So Nick subconsciously pulled his arm: "How about...or should we jump first?"

Kevin took a step back indifferently, raised his eyebrows and said, "Alright, then you come."

Nick: "..."

Everyone was arguing a lot, it can be seen that the waterfall was really not jumped by humans.

Five minutes later, Kevin ran out of patience, turned his back and rolled his eyes.

"Let's go!" After he finished speaking, he jumped and jumped towards the whirlpool of the huge wave.

Ben hated the heights most in his life as a young land beast.On the one hand, he was pale with fear, and on the other hand, he felt that warriors should be fearless.

He circled around the hole like a fiery ant, watching Kevin's figure getting smaller and smaller, and he was about to fall into the whirlpool.He finally closed his eyes and kicked his legs, and rushed forward two steps.

It turned out that he was probably too flustered, and he didn't see a raised stone under his feet.

When passing by, he tripped hard, and before he had time to take a deep breath, he rolled out like a ball and fell straight to the bottom of the hole.

For a moment, the thousand-meter-deep mountain resounded with his ghostly cries and wolf howls: "My dear father, ah, ah, ah, ah—"

In the process of falling, the strong wind screamed in the ears, and it hurt people's cheeks, almost deformed.

Kevin closed his eyes, counted the distance in his heart and sighed softly at the same time: Tsk - such an embarrassing place, I really don't want to come again...

"Wow—"

The rushing water flowed with a bang, submerging him head and shoulders.He held his breath, relaxed his hands and feet, and let his body flow with the vortex, and the huge suction dragged him down at an extremely fast speed.

This high-speed rotation lasted for a while, before he was deprived of oxygen, and finally gradually calmed down.

He slid along the water to a flat ground, and after drifting forward for a while following the inertia, he finally stopped.

"Ahem——" Kevin coughed up the remaining water in his throat, and took a sharp breath.

If you turn it again, you'll puke.

He cursed in his heart, raised his hand to wipe the water on his face, and just about to open his eyes and get up, he felt something colder than water against his neck.

what? !

He opened his eyes suddenly, because the eyelashes were still stained with water, he couldn't fully open them, he could only half-close them.

Through his vision blurred by the water vapor, he saw a gleaming blade lying motionless in front of his eyes.