The Emperor's Daily Nitpicking

"No kidding." After Kevin finished speaking, he suddenly leaned forward and moved closer.His right hand landed in front of Oswald with a "bang", with the palm facing up, the light blue veins of blood vessels were faintly visible under the skin, extending from the end of the palm to the wrist.

With one hand resting on the desk, his upper body was tilted, giving him a sense of indifference and relaxation.

He casually gestured with his left hand on his right wrist, and said with a smile, "Did you forget that I won't get hurt at all."

Oswald glanced at his hand, then raised his eyelids again, his impatient expression on his face was slightly restrained, but his tone was still firm: "I won't get hurt, so I think I'm awesome. I have grown four. Head and eight hands, can one person be worth a hundred, right?"

Kevin snorted: "Will you talk well?"

"With all due respect, I won't see you." Oswald snorted.

Kevin was almost helpless, he stared at Oswald with some anxiety for a moment, and the other party was as firm as a rock, staring back without hesitation.

"Hey——" Kevin sighed, bent his knuckles and tapped on the table, trying to persuade him with a relatively gentle and rational attitude, "Look, people are panicking now, and everyone is waiting for life-saving things. One day of restlessness, this kind of fear is not something that can be suppressed. I know, you always don’t believe in things you haven’t seen with your own eyes. You feel that you are betting the lives of a large group of people to ask for a holy water that you don’t know if it will work. , it’s better to let the medical officials work overtime to be down-to-earth.”

Oswald's lips were pursed into a rigid line, which tasted like oil and salt.

"Perhaps Emperor Besserman used group after group of corpses to pave the way, but now he doesn't need it. One of me is enough. I don't have four heads and eight hands, but I won't be injured. It means that I can try countless times until I open the door of the main hall of the God’s Tomb. The hospital of doctors and officials can continue dispensing medicine without any hindrance; Influence."

Kevin spread his hands: "Of course everyone is happy if it works in the end. Even if the holy water doesn't work, I'll just take it for a picnic. I don't know what you're hesitating about for a business that doesn't have to worry about losing money at all."

"..." Oswald opened his mouth and wanted to refute, but he opened and closed his lips a few times, but he still couldn't utter more words.Probably there is no reason to refute Kevin's words.

Yes, only need to use one person, maybe all the troubles can be solved, a lot of money, what a bargain!What is there to hesitate about?

But Oswald seems to have a feeling of... very angry.

Kevin gave a soft "ah", "Well, I'm not a stubborn person. Since you can't speak, let's find another way." He raised his finger to Oswald's right ear, Say, "I'll count to three. If you don't agree, move this ear. If you agree, don't move. How about it? Okay, let's go. Three!"

Oswald: "..." His right ear is fucking petrified, and what a fart!

Kevin pointed to the ear with satisfaction and said, "Yo, yes, you are sensible and consider the overall situation."

These words are simply blatantly saying that the emperor himself is ignorant and disregarding the overall situation, and His Excellency Fassbinder probably doesn't want to live again.

Oswald slapped his needy hand away, very annoyed.

His eye sockets are deep, his cheeks are as sharp as a knife, and his chin is slightly raised. In addition, he has not had a good complexion all year round. He is handsome but unreasonable, and he always gives people an extremely arrogant and stubborn feeling.

If he was 30 or [-] years older and had decades of wind and rain experience as a base, this temperament would probably make him more deterrent to an emperor.

It's a pity he's still young, and the bastard Kevin has never been afraid of him.

Kevin straightened up again, with a smile hanging from the corner of his mouth, "I am so unwilling to do this purely profitable business, can I understand that you are worried about my safety?"

Oswald kept a straight face and said nothing, and it took a while before he mocked: "Am I a masochist, am I worried about you?" After speaking, he waved his hand at Kevin rudely, signaling him to get out of here, and he became angry when he saw it .

That's it.

Although it took a lot of talking, Kevin finally convinced Oswald. After all, the young Emperor is not really stubborn regardless of the overall situation.

The news that he was going to break into the tomb of God Phae spread throughout Wujin Xuan Palace and the headquarters of the three armies in the blink of an eye, and even the Royal City Patrolling Army got the news. It is self-evident who released the news.

When people are desperate, they will always go to the doctor in a hurry. No matter who they hear, no matter how bizarre the method is, they can't help but believe it and try it.

What's more, the person who spoke now is the emperor, and the legend of the tomb of Faer has a certain foundation among the people, so almost everyone who heard the news regarded it as a hope that could be expected.

For a while, the sense of fear shrouded in people actually subsided a little.

In this regard, Kevin is happy to see the success, and feels that Oswald has done a good job.

But soon he stopped laughing.

First, group after group of elite soldiers of the Bronze Army came to knock on the door, begging to go with him to the tomb of the God of Phae, which made him uneasy to pack his things; He knocked on the door with generosity, but was blocked by Kevin all the way back.

Later, even the remaining Red Iron Army and Wujin Iron Cavalry came.

"..." Kevin wiped his face: "Camus, shouldn't you be patrolling with the Red Iron Army?! What do you mean by running here?! What? Too late to prepare? I said...you don't come to knock on the door I was ready 800 years earlier, I have half of my people, go fast!"

Camus reined in his horse and left regretfully. Before leaving, he muttered, "I'll talk to His Majesty."

Kevin said to his back angrily: "Ride the horse and take it easy, be careful that your butt will be petrified tomorrow!"

Camus: "Go away!"

None of these are difficult to deal with. What is really difficult to deal with is his doll follower——Ban.

Ben simply hugged his thigh with his hands and feet, sat on his instep, and said shamelessly: "You said that you will give me every chance to exercise and make me stronger. I don't care if I go! The legend of the tomb of Phae I’ve also heard that I’m not afraid, how can I become stronger without tempering?! People in our clan are born warriors. Have you ever heard of warriors who hide in the barracks whenever they encounter danger?! That’s a humiliation to my life! "

Kevin hung the cowhide bag filled with small items around his waist, and said angrily: "You only have eight years in your life, so what humiliation is there? I warn you, if you don't let go, I will kick you? You know what I mean? What a jerk people are, the idea of ​​respecting the old and loving the young won't work here."

Ben wanted to be unyielding again, but when Kevin moved his foot, he quickly let go and sprinted to the wall.But this didn't make him lose his mind. He quickly snatched a water bag on the table, unplugged it, and threatened, "If you don't take me there, I'll spit it into the water bag! I really spit it in, Do you bring it or not?"

Kevin sneered and waved at him: "What are you doing standing so far away? Don't you want to seize every opportunity to exercise? Come, stand in front of me, and I will exercise for you now."

Ben let out a fake cry of "Wow", and howled: "When I was very young, my father would occasionally wake up and teach me to pounce and hunt. He told me at that time that the people of the Behemoth tribe were born to be warriors. , the soldier must move forward forever. My father said so much to me in total, how could I not listen to—”

"Stop!" Kevin picked up a sour fruit and stuffed it into his mouth, stopping his words in time.

Ban: "..." I couldn't stop crying now.

He was so sore that his face was wrinkled together, but he still held on to the water bag and refused to let go, his determination was obvious.

Kevin looked at him helplessly for a while.

He knew that what the brat was howling just now was not entirely false. Ever since Mai died, Ben has been terribly stubborn about "becoming the strongest fighter". All adults are crazy.Although he complains about Kevin's abuse every day, he is actually the one who treats himself the hardest, and he is worthy of being a behemoth.

"Forget it, follow if you want to, it won't be in any danger." Kevin waved his hand, and while tying up the quiver, he muttered: "I don't know why you think digging a grave can train myself."

Ban: "...you say God like that, aren't you afraid of being struck by lightning?"

Kevin sneered.

One man and one lion on the road, in fact, it is still very imposing... It is a pity that Kevin still failed to be a lone hero in the end.

Oswald selected a group of elite soldiers from among the petitioners, and handed them to Kevin without any reason.He stood in front of the dark and heavy palace gate, grabbed Kevin's reins, and said in a deep voice, "Remember, you are here to survive, not to seek death!"

Kevin was a little amused, and let out a drawn-out "Oh".

Oswald said again: "And—"

Kevin sat on the horse, bent over and looked at him, waiting for him to finish speaking.Unexpectedly, after he finished these two words, he paused for a long time without opening his mouth.

"Anything else?" Kevin asked curiously.

Oswald let go of the reins and slapped the vulture, "Forget it, we'll talk about it when you come back."

The vulture ran away, with a gust of wind and lightning, and passed most of the cableway in a blink of an eye, leaving the thick and silent hanging palace behind.

Kevin: "..." A half-spoken person should fucking be struck by lightning!

Book Two: The Gods Among the Thorns