The Emperor's Daily Nitpicking

Kevin's nose itched, he turned his head and sneezed.

He imagined the possible reaction from the palace for a while, and felt that the hairs on his arms were all lined up and stood at attention.

It's all right now, riding a tiger is hard to get off.

The little bastard who was tied into a silkworm chrysalis squirmed twice on the ground, unable to break free from the vines on his body, anxious and angry, his face flushed from holding back.He stretched his neck with difficulty, let out a ferocious "pooh", raised his face and was about to yell, but met Kevin's face as dark as the bottom of a pot, and swallowed it back immediately, so as not to choke to death.

Kevin knelt down in front of him, patted his head lovingly, and asked softly, "Which hand?"

The little bastard didn't react for a while: "What?"

At such a young age, his voice should have been clear and crisp, but now it was very hoarse, not much better than Kevin's, and it can be seen that he suffered a lot.

Kevin looked at him calmly, but his mouth was still threatening: "I ask which hand you are holding the leather bag?" As he spoke, he also deliberately touched the back of the short knife.

Little bastard: "..."

His face became even redder, and he said with a stiff neck: "I, I just saw it, didn't I just kill a black bug? At worst, I will pay you!"

Kevin laughed when he heard the words, licked his chapped lips, and said, "Oh? How do you pay?"

The boy squirmed twice again, knelt up with difficulty, scratched his body with one hand like a chicken paw, grabbed one from the rag-like clothes, and spread it out to Kevin: "Here, return it to you." A colorful one that can fly."

Kevin: "..." For a moment, he couldn't tell whether the kid was provocative or really stupid.

Children's thoughts are often unpredictable, and Kevin's understanding of this young living creature is based on past experience.It's a pity that every child he met was worse than a bear.The one that impressed me the most was especially good at irritating and provoking...

So 5 minutes later, Kevin soaked in the river relaxingly, washing the muddy water on his body, while thinking about how to explain the so-called "resurrection from the dead".

The little bastard who opened his mouth as if looking for a beating was hung on a tall tree by the river, like a big silkworm chrysalis hanging upside down, shaking and howling at the top of his lungs.

He is worthy of being from a fighting race like the giant orcs. Although he is young, he is not polite at all. He shouted at Kevin: "You are so shameless that you beat a child—"

Kevin didn't turn his head and said, "No."

The boy continued howling: "I'm only eight and a half years old, I can't even squeeze a bug to death—"

Kevin laughed: "What about coaxing ghosts? You can bite off my neck if you change your form."

Boy: "I'm going to throw up ahhhhh—"

Kevin: "Spit it out, I won't look at you."

The boy faked crying with a "wow".

Kevin: "..."

He howled for a while, but found that Kevin didn't even give him an extra look. Instead, he packed up and went ashore, walking away like a water ghost with a dagger in his hand.

The boy fell silent.

It wasn't long before Kevin left, and there was no movement in the silent deep forest.But when he came back, he was carrying three fat Andorha gophers and several fist-sized wild bird eggs in his hand.

He squatted by the river and skillfully skinned and bled, picked out the internal organs, and after draining the water, he went back to the tree and baked it, and by the way, he buried the eggs under the soil of the fire.

Each of the Andoha gophers is as long as an adult's forearm, fat and thin, and they are shiny and sizzling under the fire.Kevin crushed the fruit he had picked up before, and spread the juice on the crispy meat surface, and when it was baked by the heat, the aroma became stronger.

Kevin was turning over the barbecue, but out of the corner of his eye, he saw something shiny dripping on the ground beside him.

He looked up subconsciously, and found that the little bastard who was hanging upside down no longer cared about howling, and was drooling with his mouth open.

"I have enough seasoning, I don't need you to add more seasoning." Kevin said angrily, and moved the barbecue to the side.

The boy was aroused by the smell of the food, and his stomach started to growl like thunder after it had stopped for a long time.

There is nothing more immoral than "eating in front of someone who is starving to death", the boy finally couldn't help but said: "Why are you so cruel to me?"

Kevin turned over the meat and sneered, and said casually: "It's not bad, I used to take a bear kid who was about your age, and I was much more cruel to him than you."

boy:"……"

He thought about the state of "more cruel" for a while, and immediately his hairs stood on end, and he said to himself: Aren't you afraid that he will be in your sack when he grows up...

When Kevin first cheated the corpse from the ground, his face was still stained with black mud. Apart from being thin, he couldn’t see any other features. Now that the plaster has been washed clean, his original appearance is completely white and gentle. revealed.

The firelight softened the lines of his browbones and the bridge of his nose, and intensified the shadows cast by his eyelashes, finding an excellent balance between sharpness and beauty.

Feeling his conscience, the little bastard thinks that Kevin is the best-looking adult he has ever seen...

He is also the most insignificant adult he has ever seen!

"He actually started eating by himself—" the boy said inwardly.

The more hungry you are, the less you can wolf down your food.Kevin is well versed in this truth. He was born with a gentle face, so he ate in a leisurely and leisurely manner.

In the end, before taking a few bites, he couldn't help but said: "If you stare at me again, your eyeballs should fall out..."

After speaking, Kevin glanced at the boy, only to see that his mouth was pursed and his eyes were staring, with an inexplicable sense of grievance in his fierce and stubborn expression.

Kevin: "..."

The eyes of this little bastard still have the shadow of a feline animal, the color is light and bright, and the pupils are big and round at night, which is extraordinarily clear. Coupled with this expression, Kevin thinks of the Pach family many years ago. The young master of -

The brat he mentioned just now.

At that time, Kevin had just entered the reserve army, and it was rare that he had a slightly longer spring break. He wanted to loosen his bones, but he was entrusted halfway, and was asked to go to Pach's house to help take care of the young master.

That kid is a real bear...

Stubborn, stubborn and unconvinced, his lifelong pursuit is to go against others, especially Kevin.

At that time, Kevin himself was not too old, and he had the blood of a young man, and he was even more of a jerk than he is now.In order to stop the boy from going astray, Kevin beat him several times.

Every time after being beaten, the young master's expression was exactly the same as this boy's, with viciousness, stubbornness, unwillingness, and a little bit of grievance.

For many years after that, Kevin never had the chance to see the kid again.The last time he heard related news, he was in the camp tent in the desert of bones, listening to the gossip from the officers in the same tent that "the Pach family is going to end".

According to that, after so many years, the grass in the young master's cemetery has changed several times, and it is impossible to see it again in the future.

Thinking of this, Kevin, who had cultivated into a thousand-year-old bastard, actually felt a bit of guilt after seeing a ghost.

So, he coughed out of nowhere, and was about to stand up and untie the boy when he heard the boy cry, "Give me some meat, I'll call you daddy!"

Kevin: "..."

Like a fart with that Pacher family...

In the end, the little bastard was put down, and he ate the roast gopher next to the fire until his mouth was full of greasy food.

When Kevin hunted wild game, he actually forgot about this kid's share, but he didn't expect him to be so edible. The skinny and bigger man actually ate two gophers and three bird eggs...

Seeing it, he couldn't help reminding: "You'd better keep some on your body just in case, no one will share your food after tomorrow."

The boy asked without thinking, "Why?"

"Because I left at dawn." Kevin said by the way.

"Can I come with you? This place is like a maze. I've been walking around for several days, and I still need to find someone..." The boy held on to the principle that if you have milk, you must be a mother. Muttering vaguely.

It's a pity that Kevin didn't care to listen.

He was estimating that, based on his previous knowledge, it would take about two days for the letter to be sent to the priest and the people sent by the palace to arrive at the dense forest.And he didn't plan to meet those people until he thought about how to explain his situation.So one day was used to rest and adjust, and the other day was enough for him to leave this dense forest and find another place to hide.

He had a beautiful idea, but unfortunately God likes to have trouble with him.

In the early morning of the next day, just before dawn, a young man with short blond hair and a team of capable cavalry descended from the sky in front of Kevin, completely shocking his sleepiness.

"Miao?" Kevin looked at the leading blond youth with a surprised face, almost thinking he was dreaming.

Mio was originally sitting on the vulture's back with his back straight, but when he saw Kevin's face clearly, he almost fell down.

He lowered his head and buried it behind the high neck of the vulture for a while, then waved his hands and said, "Wait, wait...let me slow down for a while, I think I seem to be hallucinating."

At this moment, it is impossible to avoid it. Kevin glanced at the boy who was waiting to attack from the corner of his eye, and said frankly: "No, it's not a hallucination. It's me. I'm still alive."

"I was the one who brought your body back from the battlefield with my own hands! How could you..." How could you still be alive? !How could it appear in Andoha? !

Mi Ao was excited and in a trance, his voice cracked halfway through the sentence, and his voice broke directly, and he couldn't continue the second half of the sentence.

Kevin patted the head of the black vulture and said, "It's a long story."

Mi Ao, who was holding his breath waiting for an explanation, almost spit out a mouthful of blood. He turned over and got off the vulture's back, and the whole team of cavalry behind him fell to the ground with a "smack", which was scary.

"I don't know why I appeared in Andoha, but I was indeed discovered near here. It is said that I was wearing the heavy armor of an ordinary cavalry and was in a state of suspended animation." Kevin said solemnly: "The fact I have been in a coma since then, and I didn't open my eyes until recently."

As he spoke, he patted the boy on the shoulder, "Here - it was the boy's family who rescued him."

Boy: "..." What about cheating ghosts? !

Probably due to excessive excitement, Mio didn't have the brains to think about it for a while, and actually believed Kevin's nonsense, and said, "What are you doing to make you so embarrassed?"

Kevin waved his hand: "Don't mention it, I planned to go through this dense forest, go all the way north along the Dongti Road, go back to St. Antis first, and then go to find you. I happened to take this kid to the north to see, but I got lost Yes, I couldn't get it out after going around for a few days, and I had to crush a piece of letter sand last night."

The boy really wanted to expose his nonsense and let him eat it... However, the cannibal's mouth is soft, and he will be beaten, so he can only stand there half paralyzed, looking at the blond young man with mixed feelings with a toothache on his face. Face.

Mio stared at Kevin for a while, and finally confirmed that everything in front of him was true.He couldn't help but hugged Kevin fiercely, let him go again, took a step back and gave a salute with his sword drawn, and said: "Deputy commander of the Bronze Army, your most loyal friend Mio Scott , leading the new No. [-] elite squad, welcome back!"

The boy was dumbfounded: "..." What? !

Kevin patted Mio on the shoulder with a smile, and said, "Long time no see."

After confirming that his good friend was still alive, Mio was excited like never before. While leading Kevin and the dizzy boy out of the jungle, he happily told Kevin about the major events that happened in the past few years.

When it came to the change of positions in power, Kevin finally couldn't help but interrupted: "Wait, what did you say was the name of the new emperor who just took over?"

Mio said: "Oswald Kno, what's wrong?"

Kevin: "Hiss—it sounds familiar."

"Did you forget? Oh yes, it's normal if you didn't realize it. His Majesty changed his surname." Mio said, "His last name was Pach, the youngest son of the Pach family, do you remember?"

Kevin: "..." I remember, how could I not remember, last night I recalled how cruel I was to him...

"I know, you must want to ask him why he changed from Pach to Keno, right? This is a long story, and I will explain it to you slowly when I get back. After all, it is not convenient now." Mio said with a look on his face. She blinked gossipingly, which pot was not opened and which pot was lifted, "Speaking of which, I remember you knew him before. When he was seven or eight years old, didn't you beat him?"

Kevin wiped his face and said thank you for reminding me...

But when he changed his mind, his heart became big again, and he said indifferently: "It's a hundred years old account, I must have forgotten it long ago, and the emperor will not be so fussy."

Mi Ao agreed deeply: "That's right, otherwise His Majesty wouldn't have followed here in person."

Kevin slammed to the brakes, turned around without even a moment of hesitation, walked in another direction, and said: "You guys go ahead, I still have something to do, after finishing it-"

He stopped short before he finished speaking.

Because he was so immortal, he had just walked a few steps when he saw a tall man come out from behind a tall tree, and stood in front of him with his arms folded, looked him down condescendingly, and then With a fake smile on his face, he said: "Long time no see, Fassbender... Your Excellency?"

Kevin's right eyelid twitched: "..."

The author has something to say: Oswald: Long time no see, Fassbinder... Your Excellency?

Kevin: I never thought I could see you again...【Manual goodbye