The Emperor's Daily Nitpicking
Chapter 14
The trees fell and the hozens scattered, not to mention that most of Mankao's hozens had turned into empty skins, and there were not many of them alive.
In order to avoid fraud, the iron cavalry army shot another wave of arrows towards the opposite bank. After confirming that there was no more movement, Dan and the others flew over in animal form, hovered in the sky for a while, and then picked a place to land.
"Day! It's all fucking sand, there's nowhere to stand!" The two-meter-tall strong man Dan growled and vomited bitterness in this direction, pinching his nose and standing on tiptoe. He repeated in a whisper: "Mankomankomanko, where is the body of this little beast..."
"Hiss——" Dan suddenly raised his feet in some doubts, squatted down his strong body and lowered his head to study for a while, then picked up a long arrow with a look of disgust, and said: "Hey——it’s too disgusting! The little beast just fell into the sand, its head and shoulders disappeared, but the rest is still there, I said why is it so hard to find! Then who——I found the arrow you shot."
After he finished speaking, he changed his figure, turned into a giant eagle, slid across the river, and landed in front of Kevin.
"There's something white stuck on it." Dan bowed his head and handed the long arrow to Kevin, pointing to the thing stuck on the arrow.
It actually looked a bit disgusting - in addition to the blood and meat residue, there was also a white and slightly transparent thing on the arrowhead, the nail cover was big, trembling in the wind.
Kevin took a close sniff twice, then simply took the thing off the arrowhead and twisted it lightly with his fingertips.
Oswald cleaned up the surviving Ugin cavalry a few steps away, turned his head and saw Kevin's thoughtful look, and walked over.
"What's the matter?" He looked closely at Kevin's fingertips and asked, "What is this?"
Kevin groaned, and explained in a normal way: "It was taken from the arrow that shot Mankao. If I guessed correctly, it should be worm skin."
"..." Oswald picked out his ears, "What the hell is a worm?"
Kevin glanced at him, and put his fingertips in front of his eyes: "Bug skin. Do you know about molluscs? It's just the kind of white and fat ones that move up and down, with thin skin and big stuffing. Look carefully, You can see the knots on the skin."
Oswald: "..."
For a moment, he almost wanted to slap the heavy shield on Kevin's face.
"This should be the female worm left in the bottle, and it is estimated that the flying insects released can be controlled through it." Kevin slapped the worm skin off his hands, and looked up for a moment: "Your Majesty, why is your face so green? "
Oswald frowned and took a step back, saying coldly: "Keep your dirty hands away!"
"Oh yes, I almost forgot, you're afraid of this squishy bug." Kevin smiled very stupidly.
Oswald: "..." Do you owe it?
Of course, it is impossible for him to be really afraid of a mere meat worm.He just feels sick...
But there are too many excuses and it seems very unsteady, especially in front of Kevin.
Although he is now in his early twenties and has become the ruler of the Golden Lion Kingdom, he always feels that His Excellency Kevin the bastard Fassbender still seems to be playing him like a child.
Even though he is very tall, has a strong body, is not even inferior to a warrior in the army in fighting, riding and shooting, and still has a high status, but as long as he is in front of Kevin, he will still be unable to completely shake off the shadow of the past.He minded this feeling very much, as if he had been blind for more than ten years.
In order to make himself appear more mature, Oswald swallowed back a series of sarcastic remarks, and replied lightly: "Fart your fart!"
Kevin rubbed his fingers silently, but felt that the fingertips were still a little sticky, so he raised his hand and patted Oswald's shoulder, saying earnestly: "Don't be so irritable when you are young." He took the opportunity to wipe it off. Wipe your hands.
After speaking, he turned his head and left.
Oswald was stunned for a moment before reacting, and then suddenly exploded: "Fassbinder, don't you want to live anymore?!"
Kevin had already waved his hands and walked away.
He passed through the re-lined Ugin iron cavalry, and walked to another part of the river bank, where seven or eight tall giant orcs were gathering together, silently filling the soil.
The giant orcs are actually a very xenophobic race, and their natural size makes it difficult for them to mix with people of other races.Therefore, people of other races cannot casually participate in many important occasions, such as funerals——
Kevin stood on the edge of the Ugin iron cavalry, watching from a distance that the group of giant orcs buried the pile of sand made of wheat with wet soil, and pressed the wet soil tightly while carefully avoiding sand grains.
A person as tall as a mountain is nothing more than a handful after death, occupying less than an inch of space.
Their funerals were as simple and straightforward as their personalities, even crude.
But seeing such a group of iron-blooded men squatting on the ground, patting the dirt carefully and clumsily, there is an indescribable heaviness and sadness.
Kevin didn't take a few steps closer until they finished the eulogy in low animal language and straightened up.
Xiao Zheng was holding Ben's shoulders, lowering his head and talking to him, the content of the words faintly passed into Kevin's ears: "Are you really not going back to the valley? You can go back with me, my Ann and Joe are about the same age as you , you met when you were young, I promise you will become very good friends."
Ben bowed his head, his eyes were blocked by his shaggy hair, but judging from his twitching nose, he should still be choking.
Xiao didn't rush him, but just patted his shoulder lightly, comforting him silently.
It took a while for Ben to hold back his sobs completely.He rubbed his eyes with the back of his dirty hand, raised his head and said to Xiao, "Thank you, I...I've made up my mind, I won't go back to the valley."
"Then where are you going?" Xiao asked, "Where are you going if you don't go back to the valley? Although the rainy season is coming, it's still dangerous outside."
Kevin "coughed", motioned for a moment before walking over, patted the bird's nest on the other side of the class, and said, "Do you want to hang out with me for two years?"
Xiao looked up at him, "But—"
Kevin said: "I don't mean anything else, it's just a suggestion, it's an option." He turned his head and rushed to the class and said, "You are too young now, you don't have much meat on your body, you can practice some dexterity skills, etc. It would be more appropriate to grow stronger and learn the strength type."
Xiao swallowed back his disapproving words, because what Kevin said was not unreasonable—Ban's physique was too thin even compared to the giant orcs of the same age, and he didn't know whether it was malnutrition or other reasons.
Ben stared at Kevin for a moment, then nodded.
In his seven or eight-year-old life, there were only two people who gave him a mountain-like feeling, one was his father Mai, and the other was Kevin.Of course, the latter is a completely different type from the former, and he has a natural admiration and love for Mai.As for Kevin, it's more about the frustration of being walked like a dog after fighting wits and courage.
People are always unyielding, especially the behemoths who are naturally warlike.
After spending two years with Kevin, maybe he could become him walking others, so he wanted to give it a try.
Trivial matters were quickly dealt with, and the Wujin cavalry was ready to go.The giant orcs and the Eldar were going in a different direction from the Golden Lion Kingdom, so they parted ways.
The Eldar live in the southernmost island, the most distant journey.They have always been aloof and reticent. They put on the hoods behind the shrouds one by one, nodded at Oswald and the others, and then went on the road without saying a word, disappearing into the shadow of the tree like a ghost after three or two turns. after.
The gang of strong men of the Giant Beast Clan also changed their animal shapes one after another, and ran away like crazy.
Only Kevin, the little lion class... and an Eldar boy wearing a shroud remained among the cavalry lineup by the river.
"Why didn't you go with them?" Kevin pointed to the black forest.
The boy was staring at Cara Changhe in a daze, but when asked by Kevin, he raised his head in a daze, with an indescribably empty expression, he hesitated for a moment, and said, "I'm not from the Spirit Race."
The corner of Kevin's mouth twitched: "Then why are you dressed like this?" Does it look so good...
The boy whispered: "I just... just want to get in."
"Where did you get in?" Kevin didn't understand.
"The royal palace in Feiling City." The boy replied.
Kevin: "...It turned out to be in the dungeon, which is not bad, at least not far away."
juvenile:"……"
For this kind of "stumbled" boy who is out of his mind, he is too stupid to feel guilty, so Kevin coughed and changed the subject: "What are you doing in the palace?"
The young man pursed his lips, and replied in a low and docile manner, "Kill Mankao."
Kevin: "..."
You look like a little white rabbit, but you didn't expect to have such great ambitions.
But after saying this, this young man might be able to get red from head to toe. Kevin thought about it and changed his sentence, "It can be considered a reality, Mankao is dead."
With a "who the hell are you" expression on his face, the class looked at Kevin in disbelief, surprised that the bastard actually said something human without a thorn in his face.He turned his head and couldn't help asking the boy, "Why?"
The boy lowered his head and stared blankly at the soil under his feet. After a while, he said in a low voice: "Mankao caught my mother and killed my father and grandma."
Hearing this, Kevin felt a little familiar. He tentatively asked, "Are you from the Northern Emerald Country? Which town?"
The young man replied, "Farland Town."
really.Kevin thought to himself: It really is the curse of the animal things that Mankao did back then. The oldest woman who was taken away in Faran Town did have a three or four-year-old child.If he was still alive, he would indeed be fifteen or sixteen years old.
"Mancao sent people to burn down our house. I didn't die. I was rescued by a beggar and wandered around with him. He died last winter, and I became a person again. I thought, Anyway, I won’t live long, why not try to see if I can get revenge.”
Kevin let out a "huh", nodded and said, "Now that the revenge is over, why don't you go back?"
"I can't go back. Mankao has already found out that the people involved are not dead, and he has been looking for me for more than half a year." The young man said: "If you go back, you still have to hide around."
"So what do you do?" Ben asked.
The young man stood blankly and alone for a while, and looked up at Kevin: "I...can I follow you to the Golden Lion Country? Just follow, I don't know the way, and I will leave as soon as I enter the city."
Kevin: "..."
After a while, Oswald frowned and said, "Do you have any special hobbies, Your Excellency Fassbinder? After a while, I picked up two little ghosts and came back. Didn't the adults of the two races turn against you?"
Kevin laughed dryly, and patted Ban on the shoulder: "Seeing that this kid looks like our country's mascot, I'll take him for two years."
After he finished speaking, he patted the white rabbit boy in the shroud again: "For the sake of him not knowing the way like me, take him into a city."
Oswald: "..."
He glanced back and forth at the two underage brats, and said coldly to Kevin: "I haven't seen you for many years, have you developed a little conscience?"
Kevin clicked his tongue: "...Can you still talk?"
A few minutes later, the Wujin iron cavalry set off in a mighty manner, led by Oswald, followed by Mio and the two deputy commanders. It's Ban and the white rabbit boy.
At the end of the queue are the battle flags that symbolize the Wujin Iron Cavalry and the Golden Lion Kingdom.The battle flag is erected on a black gold square seat with a wheel under the seat, which is pulled steadily by two vultures.
His Excellency Kevin Fassbender paid the price for his mouth and hands. His hands and feet were tied to two side-by-side battle flag poles. .
In order to avoid fraud, the iron cavalry army shot another wave of arrows towards the opposite bank. After confirming that there was no more movement, Dan and the others flew over in animal form, hovered in the sky for a while, and then picked a place to land.
"Day! It's all fucking sand, there's nowhere to stand!" The two-meter-tall strong man Dan growled and vomited bitterness in this direction, pinching his nose and standing on tiptoe. He repeated in a whisper: "Mankomankomanko, where is the body of this little beast..."
"Hiss——" Dan suddenly raised his feet in some doubts, squatted down his strong body and lowered his head to study for a while, then picked up a long arrow with a look of disgust, and said: "Hey——it’s too disgusting! The little beast just fell into the sand, its head and shoulders disappeared, but the rest is still there, I said why is it so hard to find! Then who——I found the arrow you shot."
After he finished speaking, he changed his figure, turned into a giant eagle, slid across the river, and landed in front of Kevin.
"There's something white stuck on it." Dan bowed his head and handed the long arrow to Kevin, pointing to the thing stuck on the arrow.
It actually looked a bit disgusting - in addition to the blood and meat residue, there was also a white and slightly transparent thing on the arrowhead, the nail cover was big, trembling in the wind.
Kevin took a close sniff twice, then simply took the thing off the arrowhead and twisted it lightly with his fingertips.
Oswald cleaned up the surviving Ugin cavalry a few steps away, turned his head and saw Kevin's thoughtful look, and walked over.
"What's the matter?" He looked closely at Kevin's fingertips and asked, "What is this?"
Kevin groaned, and explained in a normal way: "It was taken from the arrow that shot Mankao. If I guessed correctly, it should be worm skin."
"..." Oswald picked out his ears, "What the hell is a worm?"
Kevin glanced at him, and put his fingertips in front of his eyes: "Bug skin. Do you know about molluscs? It's just the kind of white and fat ones that move up and down, with thin skin and big stuffing. Look carefully, You can see the knots on the skin."
Oswald: "..."
For a moment, he almost wanted to slap the heavy shield on Kevin's face.
"This should be the female worm left in the bottle, and it is estimated that the flying insects released can be controlled through it." Kevin slapped the worm skin off his hands, and looked up for a moment: "Your Majesty, why is your face so green? "
Oswald frowned and took a step back, saying coldly: "Keep your dirty hands away!"
"Oh yes, I almost forgot, you're afraid of this squishy bug." Kevin smiled very stupidly.
Oswald: "..." Do you owe it?
Of course, it is impossible for him to be really afraid of a mere meat worm.He just feels sick...
But there are too many excuses and it seems very unsteady, especially in front of Kevin.
Although he is now in his early twenties and has become the ruler of the Golden Lion Kingdom, he always feels that His Excellency Kevin the bastard Fassbender still seems to be playing him like a child.
Even though he is very tall, has a strong body, is not even inferior to a warrior in the army in fighting, riding and shooting, and still has a high status, but as long as he is in front of Kevin, he will still be unable to completely shake off the shadow of the past.He minded this feeling very much, as if he had been blind for more than ten years.
In order to make himself appear more mature, Oswald swallowed back a series of sarcastic remarks, and replied lightly: "Fart your fart!"
Kevin rubbed his fingers silently, but felt that the fingertips were still a little sticky, so he raised his hand and patted Oswald's shoulder, saying earnestly: "Don't be so irritable when you are young." He took the opportunity to wipe it off. Wipe your hands.
After speaking, he turned his head and left.
Oswald was stunned for a moment before reacting, and then suddenly exploded: "Fassbinder, don't you want to live anymore?!"
Kevin had already waved his hands and walked away.
He passed through the re-lined Ugin iron cavalry, and walked to another part of the river bank, where seven or eight tall giant orcs were gathering together, silently filling the soil.
The giant orcs are actually a very xenophobic race, and their natural size makes it difficult for them to mix with people of other races.Therefore, people of other races cannot casually participate in many important occasions, such as funerals——
Kevin stood on the edge of the Ugin iron cavalry, watching from a distance that the group of giant orcs buried the pile of sand made of wheat with wet soil, and pressed the wet soil tightly while carefully avoiding sand grains.
A person as tall as a mountain is nothing more than a handful after death, occupying less than an inch of space.
Their funerals were as simple and straightforward as their personalities, even crude.
But seeing such a group of iron-blooded men squatting on the ground, patting the dirt carefully and clumsily, there is an indescribable heaviness and sadness.
Kevin didn't take a few steps closer until they finished the eulogy in low animal language and straightened up.
Xiao Zheng was holding Ben's shoulders, lowering his head and talking to him, the content of the words faintly passed into Kevin's ears: "Are you really not going back to the valley? You can go back with me, my Ann and Joe are about the same age as you , you met when you were young, I promise you will become very good friends."
Ben bowed his head, his eyes were blocked by his shaggy hair, but judging from his twitching nose, he should still be choking.
Xiao didn't rush him, but just patted his shoulder lightly, comforting him silently.
It took a while for Ben to hold back his sobs completely.He rubbed his eyes with the back of his dirty hand, raised his head and said to Xiao, "Thank you, I...I've made up my mind, I won't go back to the valley."
"Then where are you going?" Xiao asked, "Where are you going if you don't go back to the valley? Although the rainy season is coming, it's still dangerous outside."
Kevin "coughed", motioned for a moment before walking over, patted the bird's nest on the other side of the class, and said, "Do you want to hang out with me for two years?"
Xiao looked up at him, "But—"
Kevin said: "I don't mean anything else, it's just a suggestion, it's an option." He turned his head and rushed to the class and said, "You are too young now, you don't have much meat on your body, you can practice some dexterity skills, etc. It would be more appropriate to grow stronger and learn the strength type."
Xiao swallowed back his disapproving words, because what Kevin said was not unreasonable—Ban's physique was too thin even compared to the giant orcs of the same age, and he didn't know whether it was malnutrition or other reasons.
Ben stared at Kevin for a moment, then nodded.
In his seven or eight-year-old life, there were only two people who gave him a mountain-like feeling, one was his father Mai, and the other was Kevin.Of course, the latter is a completely different type from the former, and he has a natural admiration and love for Mai.As for Kevin, it's more about the frustration of being walked like a dog after fighting wits and courage.
People are always unyielding, especially the behemoths who are naturally warlike.
After spending two years with Kevin, maybe he could become him walking others, so he wanted to give it a try.
Trivial matters were quickly dealt with, and the Wujin cavalry was ready to go.The giant orcs and the Eldar were going in a different direction from the Golden Lion Kingdom, so they parted ways.
The Eldar live in the southernmost island, the most distant journey.They have always been aloof and reticent. They put on the hoods behind the shrouds one by one, nodded at Oswald and the others, and then went on the road without saying a word, disappearing into the shadow of the tree like a ghost after three or two turns. after.
The gang of strong men of the Giant Beast Clan also changed their animal shapes one after another, and ran away like crazy.
Only Kevin, the little lion class... and an Eldar boy wearing a shroud remained among the cavalry lineup by the river.
"Why didn't you go with them?" Kevin pointed to the black forest.
The boy was staring at Cara Changhe in a daze, but when asked by Kevin, he raised his head in a daze, with an indescribably empty expression, he hesitated for a moment, and said, "I'm not from the Spirit Race."
The corner of Kevin's mouth twitched: "Then why are you dressed like this?" Does it look so good...
The boy whispered: "I just... just want to get in."
"Where did you get in?" Kevin didn't understand.
"The royal palace in Feiling City." The boy replied.
Kevin: "...It turned out to be in the dungeon, which is not bad, at least not far away."
juvenile:"……"
For this kind of "stumbled" boy who is out of his mind, he is too stupid to feel guilty, so Kevin coughed and changed the subject: "What are you doing in the palace?"
The young man pursed his lips, and replied in a low and docile manner, "Kill Mankao."
Kevin: "..."
You look like a little white rabbit, but you didn't expect to have such great ambitions.
But after saying this, this young man might be able to get red from head to toe. Kevin thought about it and changed his sentence, "It can be considered a reality, Mankao is dead."
With a "who the hell are you" expression on his face, the class looked at Kevin in disbelief, surprised that the bastard actually said something human without a thorn in his face.He turned his head and couldn't help asking the boy, "Why?"
The boy lowered his head and stared blankly at the soil under his feet. After a while, he said in a low voice: "Mankao caught my mother and killed my father and grandma."
Hearing this, Kevin felt a little familiar. He tentatively asked, "Are you from the Northern Emerald Country? Which town?"
The young man replied, "Farland Town."
really.Kevin thought to himself: It really is the curse of the animal things that Mankao did back then. The oldest woman who was taken away in Faran Town did have a three or four-year-old child.If he was still alive, he would indeed be fifteen or sixteen years old.
"Mancao sent people to burn down our house. I didn't die. I was rescued by a beggar and wandered around with him. He died last winter, and I became a person again. I thought, Anyway, I won’t live long, why not try to see if I can get revenge.”
Kevin let out a "huh", nodded and said, "Now that the revenge is over, why don't you go back?"
"I can't go back. Mankao has already found out that the people involved are not dead, and he has been looking for me for more than half a year." The young man said: "If you go back, you still have to hide around."
"So what do you do?" Ben asked.
The young man stood blankly and alone for a while, and looked up at Kevin: "I...can I follow you to the Golden Lion Country? Just follow, I don't know the way, and I will leave as soon as I enter the city."
Kevin: "..."
After a while, Oswald frowned and said, "Do you have any special hobbies, Your Excellency Fassbinder? After a while, I picked up two little ghosts and came back. Didn't the adults of the two races turn against you?"
Kevin laughed dryly, and patted Ban on the shoulder: "Seeing that this kid looks like our country's mascot, I'll take him for two years."
After he finished speaking, he patted the white rabbit boy in the shroud again: "For the sake of him not knowing the way like me, take him into a city."
Oswald: "..."
He glanced back and forth at the two underage brats, and said coldly to Kevin: "I haven't seen you for many years, have you developed a little conscience?"
Kevin clicked his tongue: "...Can you still talk?"
A few minutes later, the Wujin iron cavalry set off in a mighty manner, led by Oswald, followed by Mio and the two deputy commanders. It's Ban and the white rabbit boy.
At the end of the queue are the battle flags that symbolize the Wujin Iron Cavalry and the Golden Lion Kingdom.The battle flag is erected on a black gold square seat with a wheel under the seat, which is pulled steadily by two vultures.
His Excellency Kevin Fassbender paid the price for his mouth and hands. His hands and feet were tied to two side-by-side battle flag poles. .
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