A Huang who wears a book is a demon

After several decades, Su Huanyu has become an old fritter in the cultivation world.This article is sponsored by www. lwχs520. The com-starter made jokes all day long and did nothing to practice, and his cultivation was stuck in the tribulation stage and failed to break through.But Bai Ze broke through the ascension stage early, and as time went by, his cultivation could not be suppressed, and he was about to ascend.

Su Huanyu started to get anxious, and this rush actually gave him a breakthrough.As a result, the husband and wife were both promoted to □□, which became a great story in the cultivation world, and this is a later story.

But now, Su Huanyu has spent some time in the fairy world, and finally understands how Feng Shuo's stinky character was developed.

The lives of people in the fairy world are too long.Once people live for a long time, they will either start to get tired of the world, or keep looking for all kinds of new gadgets.

For example, the Great General God, who is in charge of the military power in the fairy world, went to the mortal world to find hundreds of crickets, and began to train them to compete.You must also stand in the standard queue, and you will be criticized if you fail to meet the standards.

Another example is that the God of Wealth, who represents wealth, will go to the mortal world to find a few officials who are the most upright and honest, and give them wealth that they can't even dream of.If they accept it, they will be punished to be poor ghosts in this life, the next life, and the next life.

If they don't accept it, the God of Wealth will give wealth to his relatives and friends in a fit of anger, and let those people isolate him.

And so on, there are many voices of various evil tastes.Even though Su Huanyu had heard about these things a long time ago, every time he heard about them, he still felt a chill all over his body.Simply because Bai Ze's cultivation level is high, few gods dare to bully him as a rookie.

On the other hand, Dream God, the most wicked god in the fairy world, is very interested in Su Huanyu and Bai Ze's affairs.He often comes over to drink tea and brag with Su Huanyu, and after a few visits, the two get to know each other well.

On this day, Mengshen carried a pot of wine and kicked open the gate assigned to Su Huanyu in the Immortal Realm. The crumbling wooden door creaked and was about to fall, but it was still firmly closed.Dream God squinted his eyes, and the old god shouted to the inside: "Brother Xiao Su, hurry up and pick him up."

Su Huanyu came out with a dark face.

Dream God was still smiling happily, and turned around to look around: "Where's your family?"

Su Huanyu looked wary: "What do you want to do?"

The little boy must be trying to trick Bai Ze, no, he can't be allowed to come over in the future.

"Hey!" Mengshen smiled suddenly: "Don't mention him, don't mention him, let's drink."

Su Huanyu was wary at the beginning, not to blame him for treating a gentleman's belly with a villain's heart, but to blame Dream God for being too fancy.Old monsters who have lived for tens of thousands of years don't know how to cultivate themselves.

But after a few cups of wine, Su Huanyu began to feel dazed, half asleep and half awake, and saw the mysterious face of Oneiroi, "Is this wine not bad? But it took me thousands of years to brew it, hehehe, if you don't I have a good dream, I will not let you go."

Su Huanyu's mind flickered: "What kind of dream do you want?"

"Hey hey!" Oneiroi smiled strangely and horribly, "Chun~meng."

The Oneiroi was not the Oneiroi before, but just a dream-eating beast.Later, he became successful in cultivation, ascended to immortality, and became a dream god.He has tasted all kinds of dreams, frightening, sweet, bitter, bitter... But he has never tasted the kind of dream between men, which the Oneiroi has been looking forward to for a long time.

Bai Ze's cultivation was so advanced that he couldn't do anything about it; but Su Huanyu, he had long wanted to take advantage of this to give him a nightmare.But who would have thought that this guy was idle all day long, and at night he didn't even have half a dream.There is no other way for Dream God to sneak in, which is really a pity.

Fortunately, after months of pondering, he finally brewed this jug of wine.He hasn't tried the specific effect, but it probably satisfies a regret of the person in the dream, and I don't know if Su Huanyu can have a erotic dream.If he could, he would have fulfilled his wish; if he couldn't, it would be considered a good relationship with Su Huanyu.

When Su Huanyu woke up, she fell into a drowsy sleep, thinking that she stayed up late last night, failed to finish her homework, and was about to be spit on by the old Mediterranean man again today.

He hurriedly got up, brushed his teeth and washed his face in a hurry, and went to the classroom to occupy a seat early.

As soon as I arrived in the classroom, the students had almost arrived.Even though there was still half an hour before the class started, the [-]-seat lecture hall was full, and Su Huanyu almost thought that he had gone to the wrong classroom.He hurriedly turned back to look at the classroom number, and after confirming that it was correct, he walked in nervously.

What a joke, Mediterranean taught the most complicated "Chinese Classical Philology", and there were so many homework assignments, everyone hated him.For his class, it would be nice to be able to fill the first two rows.But now, the entire auditorium is full, and most of them are girls. Su Huanyu even saw a few girls rushing over from behind.

He was a little confused, why did the whole world change overnight?

Su Huanyu sat down in the back row anxiously, and heard the girls beside her chattering and discussing: "Ah, it's a good thing I came early, and I almost didn't get a seat."

"Yes, yes, these people are really shameless, they are obviously our professional teachers, what kind of class are they here for?"

"That's it!"

Su Huanyu: ...

No, he really didn't go to the wrong classroom?

"Student, is this a classical literature class?" Su Huanyu was afraid that he really remembered it wrong, so he hurriedly asked the girl next to him.

"Yes." The girl turned her head casually: "You're not this..." After seeing Su Huanyu's face, she immediately suppressed her impatience and said softly, "Student, are you also a major in ancient languages?"

"Yes."

"Then is this your first time in Teacher Bai's class? I haven't seen you before."

"Bai, Teacher Bai?"

"Yeah, what's the matter? Teacher Bai is the most handsome teacher in our school. Every time he has a class, many girls come to listen in on him. As a result, we can only grab the seats in the back row."

"Um...the Mediterranean Sea...no, I said Mr. Wang Xuan, didn't he go to "Chinese Classical Philology"?"

"Yeah." The girl was a little confused by him, "Ms. Wang went abroad for further study last semester, and this semester's class is taught by Mr. Bai. You can't skip a semester, classmate, right? "

The girl was still sighing in her heart, such a handsome boy, if he can be admitted to this school's ancient language major, his grades must be good.I didn't expect such a boy to skip class, but handsome guys always have privileges.

Su Huanyu was completely stunned, he obviously came to class every day, why did he sleep all night and the world didn't change, and he couldn't connect with the world?

For the next half hour, Su Huanyu was in a daze the whole time, and the girl next to him kept getting close to him, asking the handsome guy which class he was in, then asking what books the handsome guy usually likes to read, and finally asking the handsome guy if he could leave a WeChat account.

Su Huanyu has been coping casually until the last question, when he suddenly said: "No, I have a boyfriend!"

girl:……

I fucked you for a long time before you told me that you like men hahaha!

Seeing the girl move to the side, Su Huanyu came back to his senses, what the hell did he just say!

He hasn't even touched a girl's little hand, why would he suddenly say that he has a boyfriend? I'll go!Even if you make an excuse, you should say that you have a girlfriend, right?

Su Huanyu really wanted to slap himself, but the moment the teacher walked into the classroom, he wanted more than just slap himself.

The teacher who came in was indeed handsome, worthy of those girls being so obsessed.

He is 1.8 meters tall, wearing a white shirt and suit pants.The button of the shirt was fastened to the top, and the cuffs were rolled up. He put the textbook on the podium, straightened the collar with both hands, and the cuffs slid down, full of the beauty of abstinence.

The girl next to her couldn't help but said, "I'm going, I'm going to have a nosebleed."

Su Huanyu stood up in a daze, "Bai, Bai, Bai, Bai Ze!"

I'm sooooooooooooooo!

What kind of magic did the god of dreams cast on him!

All the students below looked at Su Huanyu with a "swish".

Bai Ze hooked the corner of his mouth, and then said calmly: "Student, if you don't have anything to do, please sit down first."

"Oh." Su Huanyu sat down blankly.

What did Oneiroi say, let him have a spring dream?How could he suddenly return to his previous life, still appear in the previous class, and Bai Ze became his teacher?The point is, this dream is out of his control! ! !

For the next time, Su Huanyu remained in a free state.

The original mental activity of the girl next to me was—ah, it’s a waste of resources for such a handsome guy to be gay. It’s a pity that we girls won’t be given a way out.

The later mental activities were——ah, the handsome guy is not only messed up, but also has some problems. Is it because of too much homosexual pressure that leads to abnormal behavior? Would it be better if he fell in love with a girl? What a pity.

Su Huanyu just stared blankly at Bai Ze on the podium, it was the first time he knew that Bai Ze could speak so well!It turned out that the so-called taciturnity was all to pretend to be cool and flirt with him!

In the middle of the lecture, Bai Ze suddenly brought up a topic: "Recently, a professor from the next-door university was expelled for dating a female student. What do you think about the relationship between teachers and students?"

After speaking, he narrowed his eyes slightly and looked at Su Huanyu.

Su Huanyu was extremely shocked: Wow!Could it be that I was drunk and said something bad to the Oneiroi?

A few girls in the front row immediately complained: "Ah, really, it's free love and not unspoken rules. Why should the professor be fired? It's too much."

"That's right, it's simply confinement of thoughts. It's not a feudal society, it's too much to control this kind of thing!"

Bai Ze pretended to pick up the list, and slid his finger down the list one by one, "Student Su Huanyu, tell me your opinion."

"I..." Su Huanyu stood up suddenly: "I have no opinion."

"Oh?" Bai Ze narrowed his eyes slightly.

Su Huanyu immediately doggedly said: "My opinion is that falling in love has nothing to do with status, it mainly depends on people."

"Ok?"

Su Huanyu's heart broke: "If it's Teacher Bai, it doesn't matter if you're a beggar."

Everyone was in an uproar, this is the rhythm of coming out publicly!

Bai Ze smiled slightly, finally satisfied: "Sit down."

Dream God found him before, and said that he would weave a dream to make up for Su Huanyu's regret.Although he was a little annoyed that Oneiroi was meddling in his own business, after thinking about it for a while, he still agreed.But what I didn't expect was that Su Huanyu's regret was that he didn't have a romantic relationship in college. The key point is that he didn't have a teacher-student relationship in college.

Bai Ze's face turned dark when he knew about it. Although it was later found out that Su Huanyu's idea was completely stimulated by the vigorous love between a teacher and a student in the school next door, he was still very upset.

But after getting upset, he thought that it would be a good experience for Su Huanyu to call him Mr. Bai when he was feeling emotional on the bed.

After class this day, Su Huanyu immediately went to block Bai Ze.It's a pity that there are too many female students blocking him. The girls who usually complain about hair loss when encountering such a boring class, now one by one rushed to the podium to ask Bai Ze questions.

Su Huanyu watched as a girl walked up to Bai Ze, took out a notebook, and began to write and draw in the notebook, looking very serious.In the end, half of his body was leaning on Bai Ze's body, and one arm was hooked around Bai Ze, rubbing and rubbing with malicious intentions.

Su Huanyu's face turned dark when he saw it, and he thought that this was just a dream anyway, so he pushed aside everyone and rushed in.

"Still leaving? Didn't you agree that you will cook today?" Su Huanyu pulled the girl away, gave a provocative look, and dragged Bai Ze out.

Bai Ze smiled and followed him, muttering: "Yes, but I still think you look better naked in an apron."

"Shut up." Su Huanyu's face was annoyed, how could he wear such a thing!

Bai Ze raised his hands in surrender: "Okay, okay, let's talk when we go back!"

Su Huanyu gritted his teeth: "Don't tell me when you go back!"

Bai Ze wrapped his arms around him and bit his earlobe lightly, "It's fine, we just do it and don't talk about it!"

"Stop!" Su Huanyu reached out and pushed his chest: "You know this is a dream woven by Oneiroi, don't do strange things to me, in case he does something wrong!"

Bai Ze raised his eyebrows slightly: "Don't worry, I've dealt with him before that."

Su Huanyu was slightly taken aback: "What did you do to him?"

Bai Ze smiled suddenly: "It's just a little clue for the love demon."

Su Huanyu couldn't help trembling, the love demon has had that idea of ​​the Oneiroi for hundreds of thousands of years, I heard that he is extremely stubborn and terrifying.

Bai Ze said: "Is there anything I can do now?"

Su Huanyu's earlobe had a layer of fine powder: "Why are you such a rascal, it's been nearly a hundred years, and you're still not tired."

Bai Ze smiled and bit his pink earlobe again: "It's not greasy, it won't be greasy for tens of thousands of years."

Su Huanyu was made very comfortable by him, wanted to release but felt blocked, looked up and saw a few girls hiding in the corner, lost all thoughts for a moment, pushed Bai Ze away in a hurry, "Don't, don't Recklessly!"

Bai Ze raised his eyes to erase the memories of those girls, and pulled Su Huanyu with a smile: "Okay, let's go home first. I'll cook for you," he narrowed his long and narrow eyes, with the tails of his eyes slightly raised, circulating countless words. Style, "Wear an apron, the naked kind."