Ashes in the crematorium
Chapter 10
With a pen in his hand, Chi You poked Li Ran's waist to try to relieve his stiffness, and his tone was gentle enough to pinch water, "Don't be so nervous."
Then he pointed to the stool under Li Ran's buttocks, "Sit down, you're so tall, looking up at you makes you tired."
Li Ran was stunned for a moment, shyness and embarrassment flashed across his calm and serious face, and then he sat down, but his back was still straight, the kind that a kindergarten teacher would definitely reward the little red flower when he saw it.
The computer was still starting up slowly, so Chi You chatted with Li Ran during this time, "Is this your first time going to work?"
Li Ran hesitated for a moment, and then said, "I used to work part-time when I was studying, does that count as working years?"
Chi You said with a smile, "Only when you start paying the five social insurances and one housing fund can it be counted as your working years."
"I heard that you have been taking care of the children at home, right?" Chi You asked again.
Li Ran didn't hide anything, and just told, "Yeah."
After all, he is an older man who just got divorced, and he is still a newcomer to the workplace, so he is destined to become the top three in the workplace gossip rankings.
Chi You held a cup of jujube and goji berry tea in his hand. Although he was waiting for the computer to turn on, his radar-like eyes quietly wandered over Li Ran's body. The newcomer's face was calm and indifferent, and there was no divorce at all. Frustrated, his expression is the same as that of the interns who just arrived yesterday.
At this moment, a green figure passed by the corridor of the office. Since the door of the office was transparent, it caught Li Ran's eyeballs instantly. The figure floated past his eyes like a walking cauliflower.
Isn't this just bragging about the interview that day and threatening to replace the interviewer of his ex-husband's company?
Li Ran raised his finger and pointed at the ball of cauliflower passing by, his nervous and restrained eyes became a little more confused.
Seeing Li Ran's expression, Chi You thought it was a little funny, and decided to tease him, "He is the boss of our company, he was the one who interviewed you last time."
Li Ran opened his mouth wide in surprise, and asked in disbelief, "Your boss still works part-time as a human resource?"
Holding the thermos, Chi You took a sip of the steaming jujube water, with a look of surprise, "Does our front desk also work as a part-time cleaner? Don't believe me, go and see the toilet?"
Curious, Li Ran really went to the toilet to have a look, and before he got close, he heard a big girl's dragon roar from the men's toilet, "Who the hell is on the sidelines, God gave you that thing Just kidding, hey! The color is too yellow, does this mean you have diabetes?"
Li Ran stopped when he walked at the door, only to hear the sound of shaking the beams coming from inside again, "If I catch anyone peeing, I will stuff his mouth with a leather stick!"
There was a sound of washing and scrubbing coming from the toilet. The force seemed to peel off the tiles, which showed the anger of the girl inside.
The soles of his feet suddenly lost the courage to go forward, Li Ran took a step back subconsciously, returned to the office with a calm face but a terrified heart.
Chi You crossed Erlang's legs leisurely, and looked at him with a smile.
Li Ran let out a breath, and forced a smile, "The front desk of your company is... quite interesting."
Chi You continued, "Don't think that I just sit in the office. Sometimes I also go to the mall to do sales, such as distributing leaflets, posting small advertisements and so on."
Li Ran's complexion turned dark immediately, "What about me? What am I going to do?"
Seeing Li Ran's terrified expression, Chi You burst out laughing, then coughed again to make himself appear serious, but he can't be teasing him anymore, it would be bad if he was scared away and resigned, now he is recruiting How difficult it is.
"Don't worry, I was just teasing you just now, and I won't let you clean the toilet."
Li Ran obviously didn't believe it, because seeing is believing made him believe in Chi You's joke. The boss of this company is not normal, and the employees are not normal either. He really wanted to resign and leave.
Seeing that he was still on guard, Chi You explained, "Our company's front desk Xiao Li is a Virgo."
Li Ran looked at him suspiciously, what does this have to do with constellations?
"The degree of cleanliness has reached an advanced stage, the kind that is hopeless. Our company has few female employees and the toilets are close together. She dislikes the smell in the men's toilet of the toilet. That's why she did it herself."
"Is there no cleaning in the company?" Li Ran asked again.
Chi You shook his head, "The company's cleaning lady ran away because of her anger, and then she took over the job."
Li Ran remembered the roar of the toilet, and asked, "Is there a public toilet on this floor?"
Chi You nodded, "Yes, turn right when you go out and walk about 100 meters."
Li Ran let out a breath, feeling relieved.
I don't know what came to mind, Li Ran asked again, "What about the boss? Isn't there someone in the company? Why is he the one who interviewed me?"
Chi You returned to him, "Oh, last time Xiao Zhang's wife gave birth to a baby, so he asked for leave to go to the hospital, and he was busy at that time, so the boss will personally interview you, usually he will not participate in the interview of new employees. "
It turns out that this is the case, not that the company's HR department is serious, but that the boss is not serious.
Li Ran went to the toilet for a stroll, the computer was still restarting, Li Ran frowned, looked at the computer seriously, and then asked Chi You, "Is the computer broken?"
When Chi You saw it, he leaned over to take a closer look, his face almost touched Li Ran's ear, maybe he didn't notice, but Li Ran quietly moved aside.
While Chi You was looking for computer problems, Li Ran was watching the teacher who was about to take him. The skin of this teacher was quite fair, with a bunch of curly hair on his head, which was a bit messy. It seemed that he hadn't combed his clothes. It's also casually worn, and the colors don't match well, but casually dressed, it looks good on him.
Only then did he realize that he was wearing a pair of comfortable cotton slippers on the soles of his feet, and there were various scented teas next to the computer, like an old cadre who pays attention to health preservation.
"By the way." Chi You said at this time, "You just went to work today, and you need to go to the company's training two days before you join the job, and then learn about the company's culture. This morning, you only need to get familiar with the place where you will work. I'll take you to the training room."
Li Ran was taken aback for a moment, apparently he did not expect that this company that can complete a major meeting with a howl actually has a corporate culture.
"Okay, Master listens to you."
At this time, the computer finally turned on slowly, the screen lit up, and Chi You laughed, "Okay."
As soon as the words were finished, a light flashed on the computer, as if it was just a flashback just now, and now it was really a real hiccup.
Chi You frowned, then adopted the nationally unified standard posture, and patted the computer on the head, but the computer didn't respond, as if it was just a greeting to them, I'm leaving, take care.
There was no embarrassment on the steady and indifferent face of Chi You's veteran cadre, he smiled and said, "It's okay, I will replace it for you."
The clock on the wall was already pointing to twelve o'clock, and Chi You looked up to see the hour, and said, "IT probably went to eat, it might be afternoon."
Li Ran asked, "Where is the company canteen?"
"We don't need to go to the cafeteria, the company handles lunch." Chi You said.
Li Ran was really surprised at this moment, it was the first time he had the idea that this company is actually a good one, "Is the welfare so good, do you still care about the food?"
Chi You raised his eyebrows at this moment, and asked, "Don't you know how much salary you get?"
this……
He really didn't know.
"How much?" Li Ran asked.
"3500." Chi You replied.
Li Ran was stunned for a moment, but didn't say a word, and after recovering from it, the little bit of goodwill disappeared immediately.
The price is so high now, 3500, I am afraid that the cleaning lady will jump up and put the toilet cleaning spirit on the boss's face, and in this big city where every inch of land is expensive, if the rent is removed, there is probably nothing left.
Regardless of food, I really can't starve to death.
Seeing the expression on Li Ran's face, Chi You probably guessed it, and joked, "I really don't know what Zhang Zhi interviewed for you, but you are really big-hearted, you just came without asking about your salary, The family is mining."
This Li Ran really doesn't care much, he just wants to do this job, as long as he can be hired, the salary is really out of his consideration.
"Then can I take the liberty to ask about the salaries of other employees?" Li Ran asked hesitantly.
Chi You said, "The fresh graduates who came in with you are the same as you, and then the marketing department is five thousand, and the after-sales department will be lower, and then there will be differences according to the company's length of service and position level."
"What about Xiaoli at the front desk?" Li Ran asked.
"Eight thousand."
"Why is her salary so high?" Two words popped out of Li Ran's head, Shady?
Chi You smiled and said, "Because she's not only the front desk, she's also the cleaner."
Li Ran frowned, there are still people willing to work with such a low salary, what made them support until now, is it a dream?
As if knowing what Li Ran was thinking, Chi You said again, "Except for Xiaoli, the others are just the basic salary, there is no upper limit, if the benefits are good, the boss is actually quite generous."
Hearing what Chi You said, Li Ran's favorability towards the company went back up again.
"By the way, you don't know that Zhang Zhi's parents run a farmhouse, and the boxed lunch he brought over is really delicious. Although most of our company's profits are not good, most of the employees didn't resign because they couldn't bear it. The box lunch brought by Zhang Zhi..."
Li Ran: ...
It was the first time he had ever seen someone actually implement the reality that capturing an employee's heart is capturing his stomach.
But after eating the boxed lunch, Li Ran still licked the corners of his lips, he seemed to understand a little bit.
At 01:30 in the afternoon, Li Ran went to the training room to train with a group of stunned youths, listening to their curious discussion, how many years, what class, which school you are in, Li Ran wanted to shield himself.
While pretending to read the materials seriously, I muttered in my heart, don't ask me, don't ask me...
The author has something to say: The author is arrogantly on his hips, hahaha... Today is another day of continuous updates
Then he pointed to the stool under Li Ran's buttocks, "Sit down, you're so tall, looking up at you makes you tired."
Li Ran was stunned for a moment, shyness and embarrassment flashed across his calm and serious face, and then he sat down, but his back was still straight, the kind that a kindergarten teacher would definitely reward the little red flower when he saw it.
The computer was still starting up slowly, so Chi You chatted with Li Ran during this time, "Is this your first time going to work?"
Li Ran hesitated for a moment, and then said, "I used to work part-time when I was studying, does that count as working years?"
Chi You said with a smile, "Only when you start paying the five social insurances and one housing fund can it be counted as your working years."
"I heard that you have been taking care of the children at home, right?" Chi You asked again.
Li Ran didn't hide anything, and just told, "Yeah."
After all, he is an older man who just got divorced, and he is still a newcomer to the workplace, so he is destined to become the top three in the workplace gossip rankings.
Chi You held a cup of jujube and goji berry tea in his hand. Although he was waiting for the computer to turn on, his radar-like eyes quietly wandered over Li Ran's body. The newcomer's face was calm and indifferent, and there was no divorce at all. Frustrated, his expression is the same as that of the interns who just arrived yesterday.
At this moment, a green figure passed by the corridor of the office. Since the door of the office was transparent, it caught Li Ran's eyeballs instantly. The figure floated past his eyes like a walking cauliflower.
Isn't this just bragging about the interview that day and threatening to replace the interviewer of his ex-husband's company?
Li Ran raised his finger and pointed at the ball of cauliflower passing by, his nervous and restrained eyes became a little more confused.
Seeing Li Ran's expression, Chi You thought it was a little funny, and decided to tease him, "He is the boss of our company, he was the one who interviewed you last time."
Li Ran opened his mouth wide in surprise, and asked in disbelief, "Your boss still works part-time as a human resource?"
Holding the thermos, Chi You took a sip of the steaming jujube water, with a look of surprise, "Does our front desk also work as a part-time cleaner? Don't believe me, go and see the toilet?"
Curious, Li Ran really went to the toilet to have a look, and before he got close, he heard a big girl's dragon roar from the men's toilet, "Who the hell is on the sidelines, God gave you that thing Just kidding, hey! The color is too yellow, does this mean you have diabetes?"
Li Ran stopped when he walked at the door, only to hear the sound of shaking the beams coming from inside again, "If I catch anyone peeing, I will stuff his mouth with a leather stick!"
There was a sound of washing and scrubbing coming from the toilet. The force seemed to peel off the tiles, which showed the anger of the girl inside.
The soles of his feet suddenly lost the courage to go forward, Li Ran took a step back subconsciously, returned to the office with a calm face but a terrified heart.
Chi You crossed Erlang's legs leisurely, and looked at him with a smile.
Li Ran let out a breath, and forced a smile, "The front desk of your company is... quite interesting."
Chi You continued, "Don't think that I just sit in the office. Sometimes I also go to the mall to do sales, such as distributing leaflets, posting small advertisements and so on."
Li Ran's complexion turned dark immediately, "What about me? What am I going to do?"
Seeing Li Ran's terrified expression, Chi You burst out laughing, then coughed again to make himself appear serious, but he can't be teasing him anymore, it would be bad if he was scared away and resigned, now he is recruiting How difficult it is.
"Don't worry, I was just teasing you just now, and I won't let you clean the toilet."
Li Ran obviously didn't believe it, because seeing is believing made him believe in Chi You's joke. The boss of this company is not normal, and the employees are not normal either. He really wanted to resign and leave.
Seeing that he was still on guard, Chi You explained, "Our company's front desk Xiao Li is a Virgo."
Li Ran looked at him suspiciously, what does this have to do with constellations?
"The degree of cleanliness has reached an advanced stage, the kind that is hopeless. Our company has few female employees and the toilets are close together. She dislikes the smell in the men's toilet of the toilet. That's why she did it herself."
"Is there no cleaning in the company?" Li Ran asked again.
Chi You shook his head, "The company's cleaning lady ran away because of her anger, and then she took over the job."
Li Ran remembered the roar of the toilet, and asked, "Is there a public toilet on this floor?"
Chi You nodded, "Yes, turn right when you go out and walk about 100 meters."
Li Ran let out a breath, feeling relieved.
I don't know what came to mind, Li Ran asked again, "What about the boss? Isn't there someone in the company? Why is he the one who interviewed me?"
Chi You returned to him, "Oh, last time Xiao Zhang's wife gave birth to a baby, so he asked for leave to go to the hospital, and he was busy at that time, so the boss will personally interview you, usually he will not participate in the interview of new employees. "
It turns out that this is the case, not that the company's HR department is serious, but that the boss is not serious.
Li Ran went to the toilet for a stroll, the computer was still restarting, Li Ran frowned, looked at the computer seriously, and then asked Chi You, "Is the computer broken?"
When Chi You saw it, he leaned over to take a closer look, his face almost touched Li Ran's ear, maybe he didn't notice, but Li Ran quietly moved aside.
While Chi You was looking for computer problems, Li Ran was watching the teacher who was about to take him. The skin of this teacher was quite fair, with a bunch of curly hair on his head, which was a bit messy. It seemed that he hadn't combed his clothes. It's also casually worn, and the colors don't match well, but casually dressed, it looks good on him.
Only then did he realize that he was wearing a pair of comfortable cotton slippers on the soles of his feet, and there were various scented teas next to the computer, like an old cadre who pays attention to health preservation.
"By the way." Chi You said at this time, "You just went to work today, and you need to go to the company's training two days before you join the job, and then learn about the company's culture. This morning, you only need to get familiar with the place where you will work. I'll take you to the training room."
Li Ran was taken aback for a moment, apparently he did not expect that this company that can complete a major meeting with a howl actually has a corporate culture.
"Okay, Master listens to you."
At this time, the computer finally turned on slowly, the screen lit up, and Chi You laughed, "Okay."
As soon as the words were finished, a light flashed on the computer, as if it was just a flashback just now, and now it was really a real hiccup.
Chi You frowned, then adopted the nationally unified standard posture, and patted the computer on the head, but the computer didn't respond, as if it was just a greeting to them, I'm leaving, take care.
There was no embarrassment on the steady and indifferent face of Chi You's veteran cadre, he smiled and said, "It's okay, I will replace it for you."
The clock on the wall was already pointing to twelve o'clock, and Chi You looked up to see the hour, and said, "IT probably went to eat, it might be afternoon."
Li Ran asked, "Where is the company canteen?"
"We don't need to go to the cafeteria, the company handles lunch." Chi You said.
Li Ran was really surprised at this moment, it was the first time he had the idea that this company is actually a good one, "Is the welfare so good, do you still care about the food?"
Chi You raised his eyebrows at this moment, and asked, "Don't you know how much salary you get?"
this……
He really didn't know.
"How much?" Li Ran asked.
"3500." Chi You replied.
Li Ran was stunned for a moment, but didn't say a word, and after recovering from it, the little bit of goodwill disappeared immediately.
The price is so high now, 3500, I am afraid that the cleaning lady will jump up and put the toilet cleaning spirit on the boss's face, and in this big city where every inch of land is expensive, if the rent is removed, there is probably nothing left.
Regardless of food, I really can't starve to death.
Seeing the expression on Li Ran's face, Chi You probably guessed it, and joked, "I really don't know what Zhang Zhi interviewed for you, but you are really big-hearted, you just came without asking about your salary, The family is mining."
This Li Ran really doesn't care much, he just wants to do this job, as long as he can be hired, the salary is really out of his consideration.
"Then can I take the liberty to ask about the salaries of other employees?" Li Ran asked hesitantly.
Chi You said, "The fresh graduates who came in with you are the same as you, and then the marketing department is five thousand, and the after-sales department will be lower, and then there will be differences according to the company's length of service and position level."
"What about Xiaoli at the front desk?" Li Ran asked.
"Eight thousand."
"Why is her salary so high?" Two words popped out of Li Ran's head, Shady?
Chi You smiled and said, "Because she's not only the front desk, she's also the cleaner."
Li Ran frowned, there are still people willing to work with such a low salary, what made them support until now, is it a dream?
As if knowing what Li Ran was thinking, Chi You said again, "Except for Xiaoli, the others are just the basic salary, there is no upper limit, if the benefits are good, the boss is actually quite generous."
Hearing what Chi You said, Li Ran's favorability towards the company went back up again.
"By the way, you don't know that Zhang Zhi's parents run a farmhouse, and the boxed lunch he brought over is really delicious. Although most of our company's profits are not good, most of the employees didn't resign because they couldn't bear it. The box lunch brought by Zhang Zhi..."
Li Ran: ...
It was the first time he had ever seen someone actually implement the reality that capturing an employee's heart is capturing his stomach.
But after eating the boxed lunch, Li Ran still licked the corners of his lips, he seemed to understand a little bit.
At 01:30 in the afternoon, Li Ran went to the training room to train with a group of stunned youths, listening to their curious discussion, how many years, what class, which school you are in, Li Ran wanted to shield himself.
While pretending to read the materials seriously, I muttered in my heart, don't ask me, don't ask me...
The author has something to say: The author is arrogantly on his hips, hahaha... Today is another day of continuous updates
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