clock trap
Chapter 90 Halloween Chapter
Si Xuanyang's heart was so soft that even the strange-looking people around him were much more pleasing to the eye.
They entered a convenience store on the side of the street. There were many brightly colored apple candies on the trolley at the door. Chestnuts, there is a sweet and warm smell in the air.
Yu Sen stepped into the threshold with his skirt in his hand, and there was a crisp bell sound from the door. The boss stood up from behind the counter when he heard the sound, with a full beard, wearing a funny Super Mario dress, and resting his elbows on the glass table Looking over leisurely.
Seeing Yu Sen at the door, his eyes lit up suddenly, and he showed a courteous smile in an instant: "His Royal Highness, welcome, what do you want to buy?"
As soon as the words fell, a black-robed man surrounded by hostile and devilish aura appeared beside the beautiful little white flower princess. He had a clear face and a strong aura. Wrapped around the princess's soft waist.
Jackson immediately closed his mouth knowingly, and his eyes became extremely regular.
He can't beat this person 100% just looking at it, it's better not to make yourself uncomfortable just for the sake of beauty.
Si Xuanyang asked lightly, "How do you sell apple candy?"
Jackson cheered up, started to do business seriously, and made an OK gesture steadily: "One apple candy needs three Halloween candies to exchange."
"Halloween candy?" Si Xuanyang frowned slightly.
In this small town, every household has a lot of candies, and some even have dozens of candies scattered on the lawn of the yard, which seems worthless at all.
Yu Sen tugged at the black robe, and pointed to the black bag hanging on the demon's waist.
It contained some candies that fell from the wall clock last night. He and Si Nan each divided a few and carried them with them for emergencies.
Si Xuanyang immediately understood that ordinary candies are naturally worthless, but these 'props candies' they got may be the 'Halloween candies' that this town really needs.
He took out a candy wrapped in colorful rainbow paper and put it in front of Jackson: "You mean this kind?"
"Yes! That's it!" Jackson closed his eyes and inhaled the sweet smell from the candy intoxicatedly, and looked at them with bright eyes: "You can change it for three, is it worth it?"
Yu Sen pouted and shook his head: "Huh..."
Not very cost-effective.
Jackson looked at his disgusted expression, and the corners of his mouth twitched suddenly: "This beautiful princess, I have been doing business in this town for many years! I have never cheated anyone, and this is the best price. !?"
A little common sense will do!
Such a beautiful woman, she doesn't do expression management!Look at that upturned lip, that wrinkled brow, that suspicious look!
It's just too embarrassing for him!It was a naked slap in the face!
Yu Sen snorted, pulled Si Xuanyang's robe and pointed to the shelf.
The latter fully understood what he meant. After holding the hand on the robe with warm palms, he turned to Jackson and asked, "Boss, do you sell biscuit snacks that can be issued with a pass?"
Jackson was stunned for a second, and said in surprise, "You guys knew it so early?"
He hesitated for a moment, then said: "If there is, I need three candies in exchange for it, and I don't know which pack is in it, whether you can get the card or not depends on your own luck. "
So what if you are unlucky and the candy is used up and the card is not issued?
Si Xuanyang couldn't help feeling a little headache when he thought about Si Nan's luck as a non-chieftain. After thinking about it for a while, he asked him solemnly: "Can I rob?"
Anyway, this time his ability seems to be very powerful, so it's not for nothing.
Hearing his words, Yu Sen leaned over immediately, holding the devil's arm tightly with both hands, and his eyes flashed eagerly.
Robbery!look forward to!
After beating, you can still run down the street with your skirt in your hands, the skirt blown up by the wind, and being a princess on the run, just like making a movie, it’s exciting to think about!
He stared at the store manager who was about to cry: "Oh!"
——Say 'yes'!
Jackson wanted to cry without tears: "What a fart! Of course not! You can't rob! What are you thinking, once this order breaks out, the law enforcement officers will directly wipe out our town, and even you will be punished." No good! Still robbing! It’s amazing to have magic power!”
"whispering sound......"
The wish came to nothing, Yu Sen sighed lazily, disappointed in his heart, but he could also understand, what's the point of using such a simple and rude method.
"Ah!" Jackson looked up to the sky and let out a long sigh. Looking at the dejected look of the beautiful woman in front of him, he became more and more irritable. It was obvious that these two people acted like bandits, but he always felt as if he had done something wrong.
He really wanted to handcuff this tyrannical and delicate princess in a secret room and torture her severely, so as to calm the will-o'-the-wisp that loves and hates in his heart.
But dare not.
cowardly.
Jackson paralyzed weakly, and waved his hand with a broken jar: "Forget it! You can choose a pack of snacks, with an apple candy as a bonus, and exchange them with three candies, nothing less."
Yu Sen: "Hey~~"
——appeared a little petty.
Jackson's face was pale: "...I don't understand, I don't understand, please keep quiet."
The corner of Si Xuanyang's mouth curled up helplessly, and he nodded and said, "Okay, deal!"
He took out two other candies from his pocket and handed them to Jackson together with the previous one.
Yu Sen also winked at him, shook his head and took down an apple candy from the cart at the door, put it near his mouth and took a small bite.
Hiss - so sweet!
Sure enough, there are some things that look good but don't taste good...
He held the things calmly, while waiting for the sweet taste to dissipate in his mouth, he watched Si Xuanyang pick and choose from the shelves.
First, I held the inflated packaging bag and shook it to my ear to listen to the sound, and then threw it in the air twice to compare them one by one.
The expression on Jackson's face was too complex to describe in words: "As for it? You shook a shelf of biscuits to pieces."
Yu Sen: "Hey!" - a matter of life and death, of course!you shut up!
Jackson's complicated eyes turned to him again: "What a beauty, but she just has a mouth that can only be 噫噫噫, like a little idiot, I really want to mess with you..."
"......Humph!"
Yu Sen sneered, and while cursing the [-]th time in his heart for the mischievous wall clock, he comforted himself not to be as knowledgeable as a thing who didn't know if it was a ghost or a pile of data.
mess with me?In a dream!
Amitabha, I am so compassionate.
He calmed down, walked to the side of the demon who had been standing there for a while, and tugged on his robe.
Si Xuanyang turned his head and smiled at him: "It's decided, that's all, I think so."
Yu Sen tilted his head puzzled: so confident?
Si Xuanyang smiled mysteriously, and leaned into his ear and blew: "This is the intuition of the devil."
"Heh." - bragging.
The sarcastic look was so good, Si Xuanyang couldn't hold back, and reached out to pinch Yu Sen's face that was turned pale by the heating in the store.
It's like pinching on a peeled egg, and I can't bear to let go.
"Hey!"
Yu Sen pointed at him with trembling fingers like sifting chaff, his eyes were full of accusing duties, the feeling of wanting to speak angrily but being unable to speak out really wanted to suffocate him to death!
——The devil loves to touch him more and more!
Excessive!
Yu Sen was so angry that he coughed twice unexpectedly, and was quickly hugged by the big devil: "You said that you are so angry every day, can't you be a calm little princess?"
After giving him a blank look, Yu Sen chose not to break up with this thick-skinned person, he would be whimpering now, it's impossible to win by talking loudly.
......
When the two of them came out of Jackson's shop, Si Xuanyang tore open the package of the biscuit bag, and after pouring out the debris inside, he saw a piece of gold the size of a fingernail in it.
After being twisted by the thumb, the gold piece gradually became the same size as their pass card, and Si Xuanyang's name appeared on it.
"Hey!"
Yu Sen cursed inwardly, he thought the pass in the bag was the same size, but he didn't expect it to be so small, wouldn't it be impossible to find it, and it could only depend on luck?
"Look, I'll just say this," Si Xuanyang raised his eyebrows at him triumphantly, "But I guess that in the whole store, only this bag has cards, and there must be few in other stores. One may have to choose another method."
"Alas?"
Staring at Yu Sen's black jade-like eyes exuding the aura of seeking knowledge, the big devil raised the corners of his mouth: "I want to ask how I feel it?"
"Ok!"
"I said it was the intuition of the devil! How did you become stupid?"
"..."
Yu Sen stared at the laughing devil for a while, then walked around his body expressionlessly.
"Angry?" Si Xuanyang hurried to catch up, "Don't be angry, it's already noon, are you hungry, baby? Go back and eat, the breakfast here is quite good, and lunch should not be bad... "
"Hey..." - Fuck!
He thought, another name for gay straight men is probably 'Si Xuanyang'!
......
As soon as the two walked outside the courtyard of the bungalow, they heard exclamations from inside the house.
It happened to be noon now, and everyone who went out should have come back for dinner.
After walking a few steps on the lawn, I saw Si Nan hopping over like a rabbit, with the lingering fear still on his face.
Followed by Luo Yu... and some other pale people.
"What's the matter?" Si Xuanyang went up to meet them, looking at the group of people who ran out as if they were fleeing.
"Brother Yu, don't go in!" Si Nan held him back, "You will definitely feel dizzy and vomit when you go in."
"what?"
"There's someone burned alive inside, that's the big guy in the Wonder Woman suit from this morning!"
"Burned to death? Who burned it?" Si Xuanyang asked.
"His heroine armor!"
The author says:
Yu Sen: They are all modal particles, why can't I pronounce the word 'fuck'!I want to say it many times!
They entered a convenience store on the side of the street. There were many brightly colored apple candies on the trolley at the door. Chestnuts, there is a sweet and warm smell in the air.
Yu Sen stepped into the threshold with his skirt in his hand, and there was a crisp bell sound from the door. The boss stood up from behind the counter when he heard the sound, with a full beard, wearing a funny Super Mario dress, and resting his elbows on the glass table Looking over leisurely.
Seeing Yu Sen at the door, his eyes lit up suddenly, and he showed a courteous smile in an instant: "His Royal Highness, welcome, what do you want to buy?"
As soon as the words fell, a black-robed man surrounded by hostile and devilish aura appeared beside the beautiful little white flower princess. He had a clear face and a strong aura. Wrapped around the princess's soft waist.
Jackson immediately closed his mouth knowingly, and his eyes became extremely regular.
He can't beat this person 100% just looking at it, it's better not to make yourself uncomfortable just for the sake of beauty.
Si Xuanyang asked lightly, "How do you sell apple candy?"
Jackson cheered up, started to do business seriously, and made an OK gesture steadily: "One apple candy needs three Halloween candies to exchange."
"Halloween candy?" Si Xuanyang frowned slightly.
In this small town, every household has a lot of candies, and some even have dozens of candies scattered on the lawn of the yard, which seems worthless at all.
Yu Sen tugged at the black robe, and pointed to the black bag hanging on the demon's waist.
It contained some candies that fell from the wall clock last night. He and Si Nan each divided a few and carried them with them for emergencies.
Si Xuanyang immediately understood that ordinary candies are naturally worthless, but these 'props candies' they got may be the 'Halloween candies' that this town really needs.
He took out a candy wrapped in colorful rainbow paper and put it in front of Jackson: "You mean this kind?"
"Yes! That's it!" Jackson closed his eyes and inhaled the sweet smell from the candy intoxicatedly, and looked at them with bright eyes: "You can change it for three, is it worth it?"
Yu Sen pouted and shook his head: "Huh..."
Not very cost-effective.
Jackson looked at his disgusted expression, and the corners of his mouth twitched suddenly: "This beautiful princess, I have been doing business in this town for many years! I have never cheated anyone, and this is the best price. !?"
A little common sense will do!
Such a beautiful woman, she doesn't do expression management!Look at that upturned lip, that wrinkled brow, that suspicious look!
It's just too embarrassing for him!It was a naked slap in the face!
Yu Sen snorted, pulled Si Xuanyang's robe and pointed to the shelf.
The latter fully understood what he meant. After holding the hand on the robe with warm palms, he turned to Jackson and asked, "Boss, do you sell biscuit snacks that can be issued with a pass?"
Jackson was stunned for a second, and said in surprise, "You guys knew it so early?"
He hesitated for a moment, then said: "If there is, I need three candies in exchange for it, and I don't know which pack is in it, whether you can get the card or not depends on your own luck. "
So what if you are unlucky and the candy is used up and the card is not issued?
Si Xuanyang couldn't help feeling a little headache when he thought about Si Nan's luck as a non-chieftain. After thinking about it for a while, he asked him solemnly: "Can I rob?"
Anyway, this time his ability seems to be very powerful, so it's not for nothing.
Hearing his words, Yu Sen leaned over immediately, holding the devil's arm tightly with both hands, and his eyes flashed eagerly.
Robbery!look forward to!
After beating, you can still run down the street with your skirt in your hands, the skirt blown up by the wind, and being a princess on the run, just like making a movie, it’s exciting to think about!
He stared at the store manager who was about to cry: "Oh!"
——Say 'yes'!
Jackson wanted to cry without tears: "What a fart! Of course not! You can't rob! What are you thinking, once this order breaks out, the law enforcement officers will directly wipe out our town, and even you will be punished." No good! Still robbing! It’s amazing to have magic power!”
"whispering sound......"
The wish came to nothing, Yu Sen sighed lazily, disappointed in his heart, but he could also understand, what's the point of using such a simple and rude method.
"Ah!" Jackson looked up to the sky and let out a long sigh. Looking at the dejected look of the beautiful woman in front of him, he became more and more irritable. It was obvious that these two people acted like bandits, but he always felt as if he had done something wrong.
He really wanted to handcuff this tyrannical and delicate princess in a secret room and torture her severely, so as to calm the will-o'-the-wisp that loves and hates in his heart.
But dare not.
cowardly.
Jackson paralyzed weakly, and waved his hand with a broken jar: "Forget it! You can choose a pack of snacks, with an apple candy as a bonus, and exchange them with three candies, nothing less."
Yu Sen: "Hey~~"
——appeared a little petty.
Jackson's face was pale: "...I don't understand, I don't understand, please keep quiet."
The corner of Si Xuanyang's mouth curled up helplessly, and he nodded and said, "Okay, deal!"
He took out two other candies from his pocket and handed them to Jackson together with the previous one.
Yu Sen also winked at him, shook his head and took down an apple candy from the cart at the door, put it near his mouth and took a small bite.
Hiss - so sweet!
Sure enough, there are some things that look good but don't taste good...
He held the things calmly, while waiting for the sweet taste to dissipate in his mouth, he watched Si Xuanyang pick and choose from the shelves.
First, I held the inflated packaging bag and shook it to my ear to listen to the sound, and then threw it in the air twice to compare them one by one.
The expression on Jackson's face was too complex to describe in words: "As for it? You shook a shelf of biscuits to pieces."
Yu Sen: "Hey!" - a matter of life and death, of course!you shut up!
Jackson's complicated eyes turned to him again: "What a beauty, but she just has a mouth that can only be 噫噫噫, like a little idiot, I really want to mess with you..."
"......Humph!"
Yu Sen sneered, and while cursing the [-]th time in his heart for the mischievous wall clock, he comforted himself not to be as knowledgeable as a thing who didn't know if it was a ghost or a pile of data.
mess with me?In a dream!
Amitabha, I am so compassionate.
He calmed down, walked to the side of the demon who had been standing there for a while, and tugged on his robe.
Si Xuanyang turned his head and smiled at him: "It's decided, that's all, I think so."
Yu Sen tilted his head puzzled: so confident?
Si Xuanyang smiled mysteriously, and leaned into his ear and blew: "This is the intuition of the devil."
"Heh." - bragging.
The sarcastic look was so good, Si Xuanyang couldn't hold back, and reached out to pinch Yu Sen's face that was turned pale by the heating in the store.
It's like pinching on a peeled egg, and I can't bear to let go.
"Hey!"
Yu Sen pointed at him with trembling fingers like sifting chaff, his eyes were full of accusing duties, the feeling of wanting to speak angrily but being unable to speak out really wanted to suffocate him to death!
——The devil loves to touch him more and more!
Excessive!
Yu Sen was so angry that he coughed twice unexpectedly, and was quickly hugged by the big devil: "You said that you are so angry every day, can't you be a calm little princess?"
After giving him a blank look, Yu Sen chose not to break up with this thick-skinned person, he would be whimpering now, it's impossible to win by talking loudly.
......
When the two of them came out of Jackson's shop, Si Xuanyang tore open the package of the biscuit bag, and after pouring out the debris inside, he saw a piece of gold the size of a fingernail in it.
After being twisted by the thumb, the gold piece gradually became the same size as their pass card, and Si Xuanyang's name appeared on it.
"Hey!"
Yu Sen cursed inwardly, he thought the pass in the bag was the same size, but he didn't expect it to be so small, wouldn't it be impossible to find it, and it could only depend on luck?
"Look, I'll just say this," Si Xuanyang raised his eyebrows at him triumphantly, "But I guess that in the whole store, only this bag has cards, and there must be few in other stores. One may have to choose another method."
"Alas?"
Staring at Yu Sen's black jade-like eyes exuding the aura of seeking knowledge, the big devil raised the corners of his mouth: "I want to ask how I feel it?"
"Ok!"
"I said it was the intuition of the devil! How did you become stupid?"
"..."
Yu Sen stared at the laughing devil for a while, then walked around his body expressionlessly.
"Angry?" Si Xuanyang hurried to catch up, "Don't be angry, it's already noon, are you hungry, baby? Go back and eat, the breakfast here is quite good, and lunch should not be bad... "
"Hey..." - Fuck!
He thought, another name for gay straight men is probably 'Si Xuanyang'!
......
As soon as the two walked outside the courtyard of the bungalow, they heard exclamations from inside the house.
It happened to be noon now, and everyone who went out should have come back for dinner.
After walking a few steps on the lawn, I saw Si Nan hopping over like a rabbit, with the lingering fear still on his face.
Followed by Luo Yu... and some other pale people.
"What's the matter?" Si Xuanyang went up to meet them, looking at the group of people who ran out as if they were fleeing.
"Brother Yu, don't go in!" Si Nan held him back, "You will definitely feel dizzy and vomit when you go in."
"what?"
"There's someone burned alive inside, that's the big guy in the Wonder Woman suit from this morning!"
"Burned to death? Who burned it?" Si Xuanyang asked.
"His heroine armor!"
The author says:
Yu Sen: They are all modal particles, why can't I pronounce the word 'fuck'!I want to say it many times!
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