Humanoid weapons laid-off and re-employment

Coming out of the Ministry of Security, Xia Ye turned the corner and entered...the sea.

The ghosts and monsters on the land are all awake, and there will be more in the sea. In summer nights, if you have nothing to do, you will go to the surrounding waters, so you have met many generous 'good friends'.

Good friends: what can I do?If you follow it, you can survive. If you don’t, it’s a seafood feast. He is the eater and I am the ingredients.

But this time Xia Ye came here not for appetite, but for a certain essential item.

The prop, the sea slug, trembled, and humbly lowered its huge head, begging the boss to cut it off.

Xia Ye fulfilled its request, and at the same time obtained a bottle of 'Millennium Sea Slug's Blood Essence', the blue-purple blood glowed brilliantly in the glass bottle.The blood of hermaphroditic sea slugs is the perfect medium for drawing gender-changing patterns.

"I'm sorry to trouble you." Xia Ye thanked it very politely.

The sea slug smiled dryly: "Illusions are all deceptive illusions. How could the Great Demon King be a polite and good person?"

"Huh? What's that?" Xia Ye, who was about to leave with a small bottle, suddenly noticed a brilliant blue light, like a light bulb that couldn't be ignored on the gray seabed.

"It's an evil alien invasive species." The dejected sea slug turned into an upright passerby in minutes, "Foreign monsters always smuggle into our country, without any consideration that they will destroy the local ecosystem. There are customs on land. It can be intercepted, but it is impossible to defend against it in the sea. This one is said to be a very delicious blue dragon."

Sea slugs carefully test the supposed monster of seafood lovers.

"Blue, blue dragon?" Drooling...

Xia Ye is gone, he left the underwater world, and took with him a deep-sea lobster the size of a luxurious bathtub, all in bright blue.It was because of its scorching beauty that Xia Ye saw it lost in a foreign country at a glance in the vast seabed.

Don't talk about it, it's all fate!

He personally delivered the fate to the chef: "How about eating baked lobster today?"

Of course the chef said good, bad is good, but...

"Where did this lobster come from?" Xing Luo didn't believe that such a fresh exotic blue dragon with teeth and claws could be bought on the market.

Xia Ye was thinking about eating lobster eighteen, he touched the corner of his mouth, and replied nonchalantly: "It's a gift from a friend, maybe you also know it, it's Honglian." It's great to give the left hand to the right.

red lotus?Xing Luo's eyes widened slightly. He was no stranger to this name. The main reason was that Yan Li always thought it was his vest, so he carried the blame for a long time.How did Xia Ye know this person?

"Because he is my collaborator, we are going to develop the dojo together." Xia Ye said.

Xing Luo: "?"

"Oh, I think you probably want to ask this." Question marks were written all over his face, and he didn't need to read his mind to know what he wanted to know.

"Why don't you ask me to cooperate?" Xing Luo couldn't help asking, "Because I'm a demon, so I can't be trusted?"

"No, because Honglian is a loner and a prodigal son, and you have the right to lead the family. It is less risky to cooperate with him, and I don't want other voices in my place. Besides," Xia Ye added, "I don't believe that the Demon King can subserviently obey others' orders."

Xing Luo has nothing to say, because although he has no ambition, he really doesn't like being directed by others: "You used the wrong adjective, I didn't drag my family with me, and at most it was a group of free-ranging boys who all grew up. Now, I can forage for myself.”

The mother and child are single so far, how can they be slandered by empty words as dragging the family?He is not Yan Li.

Everyone is a newly awakened monster, trying to adapt to the environment of the new era, how can Yan Li be so beautiful?Just woke up, love, hate, love and hatred have been played in two hundred episodes of TV series, and there are even two precious and rare cubs, so I don't cherish them.Does the world prefer scumbags?

With this interruption, Xing Luo forgot to ask Xia Ye if he had known Hong Lian for a long time, or if Hong Lian was the back route left by Xia Sanjun.

"Forget it, I'll find out later." He was patient enough.

With a lobster as big as a bathtub, Xing Luo directly used it to prepare a whole table of lobster dishes: lobster sashimi, spicy lobster claws, lobster soup dumplings, garlic lobster vermicelli... Finally, knowing that Xia Ye was going out, he prepared it A basket of lobster sandwiches.

Xia Ye bit off an arm-thick claw with a click, and moved tears fell from the corner of his mouth: "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow, it's delicious."

"No matter what you like, I can do it for you. Whether it's food or logistics, I've never condescended for others in my life, but," Xing Luo calmly took off his apron, "it's not impossible for you."

Xia Ye raised his eyes.

No one knows, for a bug-level combat department like Xia Ye, it is a sweet temptation for someone to say that I can handle the food and logistics for you?

He almost couldn't control it and said "stay and be a chef for the rest of my life", but luckily he was steady at the critical moment.

Don't be easily fooled by the enemy's sugar-coated shells. This person clearly has the idea of ​​boiling frogs in warm water.

"How can the honorable Lord Demon Lord continue to do this kind of work? Granny Liu has already invited a suitable chef. At that time, Lord Demon Lord will be relieved."

"Grandma Liu?" Xing Luo's gaze seemed to penetrate the wall and land on the big willow tree in the garden, "Is that so?"

Before the master could speak, the servants began to make troubles. It was an old servant bullying the young master.

Willow: ...No, no, he was talking nonsense.

After successfully shaking the pot, Xia Ye left with a basket of lobster sandwiches. The lobster meat was fried in butter on the iron plate, served with special sauce and soft toast, it was worth it!

"Do you want a sandwich? Just made it." Xia Ye warmly invited and sent a text message to call his mother and members of the Special Security Department as witnesses before the invitation.

The aura contained in the deep sea blue dragon disperses into the air, and the ordinary sandwich looks like an extraordinary luxury in the eyes of those who know it.Use refined lobster as ingredients?Members of the Special Security Department expressed ten-thousand rejection: I am not worthy.

The two members of the Special Security Department present knew Xia Ye. After all, they were the ones who monopolized a thousand-year-old Taoist temple. It was said that the subordinates left behind by the demon king Xingluo were secretly protecting them, and now they are still cooperating with Honglian. , Ah, what a boy... who stirs up the situation.

"Ma'am, can I see your daughter? I need to confirm her own wishes. Although it is a technique of transformation, it will change back in time, but in order to avoid trouble, it is better to make it clear." Xia Ye smiled. Harmless and gentle.

The mother who devoted herself to the child nodded repeatedly: "This is what it should be."

The door of a room opened, and a tall woman in a black Lolita uniform came out. She wore a necklace around her neck and black silk on her legs. If you didn't look carefully, you would never find that the other woman's frame was thicker than that of ordinary women. , the face is also more masculine.

This is probably a big guy in women's clothing?

"Hello, my name is Xia Ye." Xia Ye stretched out a hand.

The visitor looked at Xia Ye for a while, his eyes lingering on his face: "If you dress up as a girl, there will be very little disobedience, which is really enviable."

Her voice is somewhat neutral, but her tone is very feminine, and even her walking posture and expression are completely feminine.It can probably be understood that the other party is actively trying to become the 'correct' gender, although there seems to be something wrong with being envied.

"This spell will show the appearance you should have as a girl, but I'm afraid it's not good to conceive and have children. Is it okay?" Xia Ye slightly raised his glasses, "Human desires can never be satisfied, maybe the current You think that having an appearance is enough, and there is no guarantee that you will not regret it in the future. After all, there are still spells in the world that can transform you into a real woman."

Xia Ye waited for the other party to think, but unexpectedly she bent her back and bowed to Xia Ye: "Thank you. Thank you, as a stranger, for considering me so seriously. I have already considered it, so it is very good."

"……Have you considered?"

"If I choose this path, I will regret it, and I will regret it if I choose another path. Sometimes things go wrong, not because of wrong choices, but because of people's mistakes. My family has done the best for me. Good preparation, no matter what the future holds, I will make it the best choice."

The other party's tone did not fluctuate violently, it was clearly a major event in life, but he was still very calm.Xia Ye appreciates this person's understanding. If he is the kind of person who regrets every now and then, he should think about it instead.

A person who is always complaining and hesitating, and if there is another way in the future, he will throw the blame on him backhandedly. He doesn't want to waste the blood of the sea slug that he finally (?) got in his hand.

The spell only changes the appearance to deceive the senses, but with the blood of the androgynous sea slug, it can really change the gender.

A little surprise?

"I like this answer very much, congratulations." Xia Ye smiled meaningfully.

Black Lolita girl unidentified so: "Congratulations?"

"I appreciate your attitude very much, so I can give you a blood cut and make a complete change for you." Xia Ye smiled and looked at the other party's wide eyes, and said slowly, "To become a girl completely, you can even Get married and have kids."

The mother stood up and the apple in her hand fell to the ground.

Xia Ye wearing round glasses is really innocent and cute, just like the good kid next door with good grades, without the cool and alternative atmosphere of a warlock.But when he took out a bottle of blue-purple ink bottle, his breath changed, an indescribable confident demeanor of an industry leader made people look sideways.

"The Xia family is a magic family, and he is the current head of the family..." The Special Security Department held its breath involuntarily.

The light of the master of the thousand-year-old dojo is too strong, and there are big names such as Xing Luo and Hong Lian. Everyone can hardly remember that the Xia family in the southeast was originally a warlock family that has been passed down for thousands of years, and Xia Ye is the only descendant. Must be proficient in pattern spells.

Stripping away the influence of all external objects, Xia Ye is by no means an idle person.

"It's the blood of a hermaphrodite monster in the sea."

When the bottle was opened, the pressure of a high-level monster appeared in this small room. Ordinary people only felt that it was a little difficult to breathe suddenly, but the two members of the Special Security Department felt a little weak in their legs and feet, especially the one with the body of a monster, who immediately fell limp. On the sofa, leaning on the armrest of the sofa: "This, this is?... Quasi-demon king level?"

Xia Ye closed the lid and smiled back: "Yes, I know I need it, and my friend sent it right away. He is really considerate. He is a good man."

Does friend mean Honglian or Xingluo?Is the friendship good enough to send this precious blood directly?

"No cost, or side effects?" Even though her breathing quickened, the black Lolita girl remained calm.

"Yes." Xia Ye looked around, "You will be infected with demonic aura, and there may be demons who mistake you for the same kind and come to play with you, so the possibility of encountering supernatural events will increase in the future. But you are still human in essence, so It doesn't have much impact. For example... pickled cucumbers are still cucumbers, they won't turn into tomatoes."

This explanation was overwhelming. The mother and daughter couldn't help but look at the more credible member of the Special Security Department. They nodded: "He's right."

There is another sentence that the members of the Special Security Department did not say, the price of this kind of quasi-demon king-level blood costs tens of thousands per gram, let alone more than a million for this bottle, so just give it away if you want to?

Trench, friend?

Under the light of money, the members of the Special Security Department stretched out their hands to hug their thighs. The mother and daughter here made eye contact and made up their minds.

"I want to be a real girl, please!" A deep ninety-degree bow.

"Okay, then take off your clothes first." Xia Ye shook the bottle, "Is it ok?"

The author has something to say: I am short of money every day, but I am always generous in strange places. Summer night: Today's fund has risen, woo woo woo, I was moved to tears.

Rational Tong: I always feel that being short of money is a strange pleasure of yours. Do you think that being short of money makes you look like a normal person, so you insist on your money-poor persona?

Shocked Xia: Am I not normal enough?

Concubine Wan Gui: You know, I am worth a lot, and scumbag authors can't afford it. Two days are the limit~