Humanoid weapons laid-off and re-employment

People immersed in the joy of the New Year didn't know that two monsters had appeared on the second day, but they were solved on the same day.

The data of the shrimp monster and the fish monster appeared in the monster forum. Monster lovers began to discuss the data of these two newcomers, arguing about who is better, which is also very boring.

Xia Ye is also very boring at the moment, he is in charge of giving New Year's gifts, as before, it is homemade dim sum.

"Happy New Year, Boss Qing." Xia Ye came to the door with some snacks.

On New Year's Day, Qingyuan's teahouse was closed, but he still opened the door to invite Xia Ye in.

It was very warm inside, and when Xia Ye came in, he found that there was another person, it was raining, and he was grilling indoors, and the room was full of the smell of kebabs.

"Come on, let's share half of the meeting." Xia Yete shamelessly took the three skewers of lamb that had been roasted on the plate.

"This is a new breed of sheep brought by Mo. It is said that it has no smell." Qingyuan walked in and asked Wu Ling to move a new stool for Xia Ye, "Would you like to sit down and eat for a while?"

Xia Ye bit the mutton, it was really tender and tasteless: "No, I have to go to another place."

"Lord Mojun is at ease." Sui Tianyu looked at the three mutton skewers in Xia Ye's hand: his mouth was really mouthy, and he took away the three best grilled ones as soon as he took it.

"Chinese New Year, isn't it all about eating, drinking, playing, and having fun?"

He ate the mutton skewers, put down the snack box and left, Qingyuan didn't keep him, the monsters are all casual, unlike human beings who have so many red tapes and are not so particular.

The next stop is Bai Ze's house.

Bai Ze has quite a lot of influence outside, but he just can't think about it. He insists on buying a house in Guli Town, where people celebrate the New Year.Because he would send food every year, Xia Ye would return gifts every year.

Bai Ze lived in an old house, bought three rooms and opened them up, and then refurbished them, which looked pretty good.

There are two luxuriant crabapple trees in front of his house, and a barefoot little loli sits on one of them, both of whom are wearing buns like maidservants, and their bodies are pink and tender.They rushed towards Xia Ye as soon as they saw Xia Ye, don't get me wrong, it's not because Xia Ye is so popular.

"Master Mojun, why didn't Granny Liu come?"

Xia Yexin said that Grandma Liu hated bear children the most, so why would she come here.

"Can't I come?" He said and lifted the snack box, "Do you want to eat? It's in the shape of a crabapple flower."

"Don't make trouble, Lord Mojun," a black and strong man walked out of the door, tore off two little lolitas one by one and threw them on the tree, and then stretched out his hands, "Our lord has been waiting for you for a long time."

"Don't bow to me, I'm not used to it."

The black and strong man smiled innocently: "This is due courtesy."

Just looking at it like this, like a bodyguard, no one would guess that he is a military adviser in Bai Ze's team. He used to pretend to be a human being and was ranked second in the imperial examination. His face is too deceiving.

Xia Ye walked in, and Bai Ze was already waiting for him, still looking like that half-dead sick beauty, with a game of chess beside him, playing happily with himself.

He put the gift aside: "Happy New Year."

"Happy New Year," Bai Ze put down a chess piece, and the people around him immediately handed him a warm handkerchief to wipe his hands, "At this time last year, I asked you if you wanted to cooperate, but you still refused me. This time this year You are already a demon king."

Xia Ye spread her hands: "It's too strong, there's nothing I can do about it."

This shameless look made Bai Ze laugh out loud, but after laughing twice, he started coughing again, wishing he could cough up his lungs like that.

If it were an ordinary person, he would have died from coughing like this.Fortunately, it is a demon, although it loses blood continuously, it cannot die.

"Is this cough going to get better?"

"It's not going to work," Bai Ze swallowed a mouthful of warm water, "unless there are tears from the Flower God."

"Flower God's Tears? What can Flower God's Tears do?" Xia Ye was very curious, "You should want Hua God's blood, didn't you say that Hua God's blood can strengthen your body and revive with one click?"

"My grandmother is the daughter of the Bai family. Anyone with the blood of the Bai family, regardless of gender, will not live past forty, either due to illness or accident. The curse of the flower god can only be relieved by the tears of the flower god." Bai Ze looked at Xia Ye, "How about it, do you think I'm a little pitiful? Can I borrow a few tears from the God of Flowers?"

Xia Ye thought about it carefully: "I think a beauty coughing up blood is as beautiful as Xi Shi holding her heart and Daiyu burying flowers. Why don't you just say goodbye?"

White Pond:……

Excessive.

After pouring a basin of hot pepper water on Bai Ze's wound, Xia Ye went to the third destination, the Temple of the Little Earth.

The temple of the Little Earth God is still small, as rough as a child building it with stones. The peach trees beside the small temple are like a cover, which shades the sun in summer and bears fruit in autumn. In winter, the Little Earth God ascends the platform.

Xia Ye put a few small round noodles on the altar, and swept away a few fallen leaves: "Happy New Year."

The little land god saluted him reservedly: "Happy New Year, my lord, thank you for your dim sum."

"I've been out of town for the past six months. Has anything interesting happened at home?" He sat on the stone pier under the peach tree, wondering if there was any news in Guli Township recently.

The little land god sat down on his small temple, holding a snack in his hand: "There is nothing serious at home, but many young people who went out have returned, and the outside is not peaceful."

Xia Ye thought about it, and felt that it should be the monster that affected it.

Since the monsters attacked the city, many young people working in coastal cities have returned home, and some factories and enterprises have also moved inland from the coast, resulting in a sharp drop in housing prices along the coast, and a downturn in business and tourism.

This situation did not get better until the city shelters were repaired, but in the future, it will be a general trend for companies to move inland, and no one can stop it.

After leaving the small land temple, Xia Ye went around the other monsters' homes.Their lives are still the same, compared with the ocean-type monsters, monsters have almost no influence on them.

"Here and outside seem to be two worlds."

Xia Ye walked slowly on the way home.

"Xia, Teacher Xia?!"

On the road, I ran into a former classmate and a later student. Xia Ye waved to him and smiled: "Happy New Year."

"Happy New Year, come back for the New Year." His expression was indescribably strange.

I can understand it when I think about it. I thought I was found to have a talent, so I began to look forward to the life of Jack Su who soared to the sky. Dude' double crit.

Although it has been so long, he still looks a little unbelievable.

"This is my home, where will I go if I don't come back?" Xia Ye walked over, "How about you? How did you go this semester? It's been a thrilling semester?"

Seeing that Xia Ye was talking like an old classmate, the boy slowly stopped his excitement and anxiety, and said, "Aren't there many incidents of monsters attacking the city recently? The teacher is also analyzing these examples with us. I feel that the more I study, The more powerless you feel."

"You are selected people with talents." Xia Ye said, "Don't belittle yourself."

"Mr. Xia, do you think..." He hesitated, "Do you think we can really fight against that terrifying big guy after four years of study?" He kept swallowing nervously as he spoke.

"Impossible." Xia Ye said without hesitation, "Unless you are a unique genius in the world, you can use a Tathagata Palm from the sky."

After four years of study, I want to defeat monsters at the level of the demon king. What do you think?Dreaming is faster.

"Is there really no hope at all?" The boy was quite shocked. To be honest, he had imagined that he punched a first-generation monster and kicked a second-generation monster.

"Metaphysics also has to teach the basics. If you can fight monsters after four years of learning, wouldn't other people have spent thousands of years in vain?"

The boys are getting more and more frustrated.

But Xia Ye didn't just hit.

"But it doesn't mean that your study is useless. University study is the beginning and the key link. How many people haven't even stepped forward? If you encounter a monster, it is difficult for ordinary people to escape, but you still have a chance to escape in time." Informing everyone that there is danger, thinking about it this way, do you think you are okay?"

The boy rubbed his face so that his expression would not be so bad. He asked Xia Ye: "Mr. Xia, besides you and Mr. Luo, are there other people in our town who are special? I think our town has a particularly high aura. , I don’t know if it’s because of the good environment or my illusion.”

"Yes, our small town..." He calculated, "Probably one tenth of them are not ordinary people. There are many demon kings and quasi-demon kings. Maybe you buy breakfast, take a walk, walk casually, meet It's all here."

The boy was stunned: "Huh?"

After beating up the poor high school classmates, Xia Ye happily returned to Xia Zhai: "I encountered a lot of happy things today."

He hugged Xing Luo who was basking in the sun in the yard: "Why don't you walk with me?"

Xing Luo took out his phone and showed him a photo of the two of them sitting in a row watching the fireworks. Below were the blessings of old friends, such as envying him for being an old cow eating young grass, envying his hard food and so on.

Xing Luo smiled and said, "Everyone, their eyes are red with jealousy."

The lifespan of monsters is so long, it is very difficult to find a suitable long-term partner, so most of the monsters are single dogs.But Xing Luo was also a thousand-year-old single dog before, and now he actually started to laugh at others?Tut tut.

"Don't be too hateful." Xia Ye pulled his cheeks out with both hands, such a cool and handsome former demon king, forcibly formed such a funny expression.

What can Xingluo do?Had to pinch back.

Grandma Liu just happened to pass by, and curled her lips when she saw this, "Two childish ghosts."

Xia Ye had a very pleasant winter vacation. When he had nothing to do, he would write some rune experience and throw it on the Internet, take some scenery shots with a SLR, and occasionally pay attention to the progress of the biological mecha.

For some reason, no new little monsters appeared for a while, as if the other end was also on holiday.

They suspect that the Shui Clan has reported the oolong and the two unjustly killed monsters to the wormhole. Maybe the monitor lizards are thinking about life at this moment.

Speaking of this, Xia Ye thought of caring if he caught a few aquariums.The feedback over there is that they did catch a few, but none of them refused to speak.

They smuggled away the water near the discharge site at that time, and after a little bit of confirmation, a total of seven aquariums were found.Judging from the ratio, when Richuguo was fighting the fish monster, there were dozens of Aquarium witnesses on the scene.

It is indeed a race that engraved 'heavy water hatred' into its genes.

"Actually, we don't mind coercing them to speak, but," the person in charge of the base sighed, "we even tried to steam the aquarium into steam, and it disappeared. Is there something in metaphysics that makes people unable to speak the truth? I suspect that the Aquarium also has such a contract."

"No, otherwise the three aquariums I sent before would answer whatever they asked?" Xia Ye said.Outland civilizations are focused on developing technology, so how can they have any metaphysics?

"Then the few we caught were professionally trained spies who were not afraid of death?" What a coincidence?

Xia Ye thought for a while: "Shui people don't feel pain, it doesn't mean they don't have a sense of touch, but their ability to withstand pain is quite high. So are you making a mistake in threatening? Otherwise, you can also try to make them watch their own people being cut into pieces." Make small pills piece by piece? But this method may cause extreme hatred, so it is not recommended."

The person in charge is also a bachelor, and he spread his hands: "What can you do?"

"Come here." Xia Ye said this to the person in charge.

"Is it really possible?" The person in charge looked suspicious.

"Let's try it, and there is no loss. The Shui tribe has a gentle temperament, and they are not the same as the monitor lizard tribe. Maybe they will be threatened. It should be easier to plan."

Two days later, a call came from over there: "It's done."

Xia Ye smiled and turned off the phone: "According to what I said, it's right."

"What's right?" Xing Luo came in from the outside.

"secret."

The author has something to say: One day ago.

"This!" The person in charge pointed to a river that was dirty, smelly and stagnant. It was covered with garbage floating on it, and excrement was deposited below it. Factory wastewater and domestic sewage continued to flow in. "If you don't cooperate, throw it in."

Aquarium:? ! !

Half a day ago.

"This!" The person in charge pointed to a river that was clean and full of vitality, surrounded by green trees and grass, where small fish and shrimps frolicked in Hanoi, and birds and other small animals came to drink water, "Cooperation , send it in."

Aquarium:~

Just like this, I was instigated by you and lost all escape routes~~~