Humanoid weapons laid-off and re-employment

"Xia Ye, shh, come here."

A group of people were secretly playing cards, and there was a lookout at the door.What they play is not money, but the various snacks they bring, so Xia Ye is the richest person, and he still has half a backpack of snacks.

There is a canteen here, but there are soap toothbrushes inside, and there are very few snacks, with few types and quantities.Because there are few, the things everyone carries are very precious.

"Do you want to play?" Several people tempted the big local tyrant, "One bag of melon seeds, one game."

Xia Ye looked around, with pity in his eyes: "When I just came here, I seemed to hear something going on downstairs."

"What noise?"

"It seems that the instructor is checking the bedroom."

As soon as these words came out, everyone in the dormitory was shocked.

The punishment system of sitting in the dormitory is implemented in the dormitory. Those who are caught gambling, smoking, or having sex with each other will be punished in a dormitory for one person who commits a crime.

I remember the unlucky ghost who was caught upright last time. He ran ten laps in the dormitory at night. The next day, his back was sore and he couldn't even lift his pants. If you don't do it well, you will be punished again.

"Hurry up, hurry up! Put it away!" Everyone yelled, quickly hid the cards, put away their snacks, and started reading books one by one.

"Don't hide the card under the mat, you can see it at a glance." Xia Ye pointed to the roommate who had the card, "Well, you just put it on top of that big cabinet."

The boy felt that there were many things to do, but he was also worried about being caught by the instructor.The school said from the very beginning that you cannot bring in some illegal items, such as gambling items, cigarettes, alcohol, etc. If you are found out, you will bear the consequences.

He had to move a stool and put the cards on top of a large empty cabinet next to him.

The other smoking boy saw that Xia Ye was doing something serious, and thought that there might be an instructor checking the dormitory, so he took out his cigarette and lighter, and prepared to hide it in the toilet.

Xia Ye took a look and felt that the cigarettes and lighters would never come back, but he didn't remind them.

Smoking is harmful to health, one less pack is one pack.

1 minutes passed.

3 minutes passed.

"Hey, Xia Ye, did you hear wrong? There is no movement here?"

Xia Ye sat on her bed and read the novel she brought: "You wait another two minutes, and I will give you two packs of boneless wind claws for nothing. If someone comes, you can get me a basin of hot water and I will wash my clothes."

When the boy heard this, he felt that he would not lose anything, so he said, "Then I'll get a basin of water to soak my feet first, and you have to prepare your wind claws."

When he came back from fetching hot water, the dormitory was quiet—several instructors were there, and they carefully checked their beds and schoolbags one by one, as if they were ransacking their home.

"Ahaha, where is the instructor?" He came in with a water basin in both hands, and asked the roommates with his eyes: What's the situation?

"As you can see, the instructor checked the bedroom." The roommates responded with their eyes.

The instructors looked carefully one by one. They found some snacks, magazines, a few decompression balls, a fascia gun, a pair of flying machines, a Rubik's Cube, sunscreen, perfume... Although there were a little more strange things, they did not violate the rules. of.

"En." The instructor with the star on his shoulder nodded, quite satisfied with the result.

They walked to the door, Xia Ye's bed was there, and he was packing milk, snacks and various small cans into his bag.Several instructors stopped involuntarily, and they had a deep memory of his bed of snacks piled up in small hills.

A shadow fell on him, and Xia Ye didn't feel like a fool. He heard the instructor who brought him describe him in his heart as a squirrel collecting pine cones for the winter, and that he was a child who didn't grow up, smelling like milk.

Milky?

What's wrong with the milky smell?There are also people who buy milk-flavored perfumes.

"Does the instructor eat candy?" He grabbed a milk candy and handed it to the instructor.

The instructor glanced at him, couldn't hold back his face and smiled, and then stopped immediately.But finally say: "Go to bed early at night, don't eat too many snacks."

"Oh," Xia Ye nodded to show that he had listened, "Instructor, go slowly, see you tomorrow, instructor."

A group of people sent off the instructors as if they were sending off the god of plague, they just wished they could beat gongs and drums and set off firecrackers.

"Damn it, I was scared to death. Why are you so strict this time? Even the bed and bags have to be checked?" The boy holding the footwashing water let out a long sigh of relief.

"I heard that someone smoked and set the dormitory on fire." It was the student who hid the cards before. The place where he hid the cards was under the mat. He had to change the place, otherwise he would have to go downstairs and run around.

The classmate who smoked had lingering fears after hearing this. Fortunately, the cigarettes were hidden in the toilet, otherwise it would be miserable. If he commits a crime in the limelight, who will die if he doesn't die?

"Do you know what I said is true this time?" Xia Ye peeled off the milk candy and threw it into his mouth: milk tastes like milk, delicious.

Of course, the few people who just played cards kept calling for their saviors. One poured water for him, one beat his back, and the other said that he would warm his bed. Xia Ye rolled his eyes and pushed him away: "It's too ugly, look for him!" A nice one to come."

"Come on, turning off the lights is not the same thing, you can make do with it." The boy was pretentiously pinching the orchid fingers.

"It's not okay, I'm looking for someone with long legs and abs." Xia Ye pretended to leave.

"Long legs? I have, I have a very long leg."

A group of straight men have no bottom line when joking, all kinds of dirty jokes come out casually, making even gay men sigh.

Their dormitory escaped the hustle and bustle, but the other dormitories were not so lucky. I heard that the instructors came quietly during the temporary dormitory inspection and left with a bang. There were at least five NO. Both.

Because of this incident, when they had their morning exercises the next day, a leader of the school criticized everyone, and even the first boy who smoked and lit his own bed made a note of it.

In the end, Xia Ye made a name by the way.

That day, several instructors checked the men's dormitory, and several instructors checked the women's dormitory. When they got together later, they each talked about the strange things they had encountered.

It's not a problem to bring contraband, but there are still people with small vibrating toys. This thing is said to be contraband, but there is no clear rule that it is not allowed to bring it. It is awkward to say that it is not contraband.

Then they also talked about students bringing snacks.

It's not surprising to bring snacks, most students will bring some, it's just a matter of more or less.But there is a student who really brought too much.

I thought that the girls found enough snacks, but I didn't want the boy to bring a whole camping bag of snacks, including a lot of milk, candy and the like.

Xia Ye became famous, and became famous for his love of food.

This reputation has not been washed away until he performed on stage as a representative.

Fifteen days passed quickly.

The instructors are used to the waves of students coming every year, but the students who participated in the military training shed tears of emotion.Unless they come to film military scenes in the future, this kind of experience of coming to the military for military training will never be repeated in this life.

Xia Ye stood among a group of red-eyed rabbits like a cold-blooded gray wolf, eating a piece of chocolate and watching the performance on stage.

This is the last bonfire and they leave here tomorrow.

The performance on the stage is voluntary, the students are good at singing and dancing, one by one go up to burn the atmosphere, Xia Ye eats the last pack of chocolate, the outside is covered with dark chocolate and nuts, and the inside is flowing white chocolate, so sweet.

"Why don't you go up?" A person sat down beside him.

"Hello instructor." Xia Ye greeted him.

The two of them are seated at the back, which is convenient for them to talk.

"The higher-ups asked me to take care of you. They said there was a boy named Xia Ye from the photography department. Don't provoke him, just coax him. I thought you were quite delicate," the instructor said, "You look delicate, but I didn't expect you to be fine in training. .”

Xia Ye gnawed the chocolate, he said, what's the matter with the instructor always asking him to demonstrate moves?It turned out that he was unconvinced in his heart, and he insisted on being stricter when the higher-ups said they should take care of him and coax him a little bit.

This instructor is a donkey.

"Does the instructor eat chocolate?" Xia Ye stretched out her hand, holding the last piece of chocolate.

This time the instructor took it, peeled off the candy wrapper and put it in his mouth, biting it and frowning: "This is too sweet, you child is not afraid of tooth decay if you eat so sweet?"

"Don't curse me, I brush my teeth every morning and evening, and pay attention to rinsing my mouth after meals."

The instructor was overjoyed, and the seriousness disappeared from his face. He was not a few years older than Xia Ye, and he was still a young man.

Xia Ye had chocolate in his mouth: "Instructor, do you know why the higher up asked you to take care of me?"

"Why? Your family is unusual?" The instructor is still young, and young people are like this. They always don't like status and power.

"Because I'm not human." Xia Ye turned his head suddenly, his eyes turned silver, with black pupils embedded in the middle, it was indescribably weird, the instructor was startled, stood up and took a few steps back.

Xia Ye suddenly laughed loudly: "This is considered to be back, why do you keep telling me to stand at attention under the sun?"

The instructor was so courageous, he thought he would run away, but he came back again.

"Are you... are you really not human? Then you came to school?" The instructor said, "I have met them before, and we went on missions together. You don't look like that. And the higher-ups won't ask me to take care of the monsters, right? ?”

It can't be the second generation ancestor in the demon, doesn't it look good?

"Who said it's taking care of me? It's taking care of you, so that I won't be unhappy and all the fun will be over." Xia Ye guessed what his boss meant: a plague god that can't be messed with has come, just take care of him and coax him and it's over.

"Are you so good?" The instructor said that although I don't study much, you can't fool me.

"That is."

The instructor is even more unbelievable, whose big shot still never leaves his hand with snacks and milk every day?Where is the vicious monster in this body smelling like milk?

In the early morning of the second day, there were another large trucks, how did they send people here, and how did they send them back.

Xia Ye jumped into the car, divided most of his snacks, and ate the other half by himself, so he was very light.Before the big truck left, they would pass by the rostrum, and their instructors stood on the podium, which was considered separate from both sides.

Xia Ye saw their instructor and waved his hand, a stomach ache appeared on the instructor's face.

Looking at this expression, should he go to his boss and ask him for his details?

Xia Ye smiled brighter and brighter: I said I am a big shot, you don't believe me.

He An shook his head, Xia Ye wanted to tease him when he saw such a serious person, it was really a bad taste.

He An was nearby yesterday, and he could clearly hear the conversation between Xia Ye and the instructor.

He was very puzzled before, why the instructor seemed a little dissatisfied with Xia Ye at first, and always paid special attention to him not giving him a chance to be lazy.Only then did he realize that someone from above asked him to take care of Xia Ye, and the instructor became rebellious.

Even the instructors who only teach the [-]th day will tell, so what about the teacher who teaches Xia Ye in the school?Wouldn't they have rebellious emotions?

Xia Ye leaned against the guardrail to blow the wind, everyone chattered, but no one talked to him.

Because they lived in the dormitories of other departments, the three of them actually didn't get to know the boys in the class well, and even Xia Ye couldn't match the names of many of them, they were too unfamiliar.

Fortunately, the three of them, Xia Ye has a big heart, He An doesn't care, and Liu Shaobo is immersed in his own world, so the three of them don't care at all.

"Xia Ye, He An, are you free?" Liu Shaobo suddenly squeezed over and asked.

"Yes, I have."

"I want to treat you to dinner." Liu Shaobo said dryly, "Thank you for taking care of me."

Liu Shaobo looks very cool, but he is actually a big boy who is not good at getting along with people and is a bit socially afraid.Xia Ye would usually take care of him and take him to play together, but he didn't expect it to be remembered in his heart.

Xia Ye reached out and patted him: "Then I will definitely go, right He An?"

He An nodded.

"Call Qin Hanru?" Xia Ye asked him again, "Speaking of which, we haven't had dinner together in the dormitory, so it's too unqualified."

Liu Shaobo was not stupid, but he didn't think of it at first, so he went to invite Qin Hanru, and of course Qin Hanru said he was willing.

The two of them crowded over, Liu Shaobo didn't like to talk, but Qin Hanru couldn't stop talking.

"Where do we go to eat? The things in the university town are mediocre, and there are still many restaurants in the urban area. Can't you rest for three days after returning from military training? I heard that there is a high-end auto show recently. Let's go and see it together. If you can't afford it, you can't grow long." gain knowledge?"

The wind was still blowing in the summer night, I hadn't cut my hair for fifteen days, and my bangs were all long.

Qin Hanru was happy when he talked about the car, and the other two kept saying "OK".Amidst this background sound, the phone vibrated. Xia Ye turned on the phone, and the phone had a signal.

Xingluo sent him a moving picture: hot red oil soup pot, surrounded by slices of various ingredients, beef rolls, mutton rolls, ribs, beef balls, fish balls, white shrimp, Pipi shrimp, tofu Soak, enoki mushroom...there are too many things to fit in the picture.

Xia Ye laughed immediately, and he said to his roommate, "Sorry comrades, I have an appointment tonight, how about the party for two days?"

The author has something to say: Lamb Xia: I’m going to Old Wolf’s house to eat candlelight hot pot~~