Humanoid weapons laid-off and re-employment

When Xia Ye returned to the bathroom with a mournful face, he found that Xing Luo had obediently sat in the bathtub, looking at him expectantly: "Brother, shall we take a bath together? But there is no stool. Ah, yes, brother sit here."

What kind of elementary school student sitting posture is this?What is it like to put your hands on your knees?Why did you pat your thigh again, did you want him to sit there?Are you serious?

Xia Ye looked at Xing Luo carefully, trying to determine whether he was fake or really stupid.

Then he realized that was really silly.

"Brother doesn't wash, Xing Luo washes alone." Xia Ye taught him how to squeeze bubbles with a bath ball and where to wash his body.On the other hand, he has to deal with all kinds of imaginative problems of real bear children.

He is like a dad who has lived a life of raising children in advance, he is exhausted physically and mentally.

"Brother, wash with me." One of them didn't pay attention, and poured a ladle of water on Xia Ye's body, basically pouring it on the head.

Xia Ye covered his wet half body and was speechless for a long time. He wanted to beat him up. His expression was so innocent and innocent. Don't beat him up.Xia Ye gritted her teeth: "The owner who sells the bathtub is really considerate, and he even gave away a gourd scoop."

"Brother is unhappy?"

"No, my brother is not unhappy. But I can't accompany you when you grow up. Children also have their own privacy."

Xia Ye almost escaped from the bathroom. At this moment, he really admired the men and women who wanted to have children. What kind of courage made them make such a choice?In the past two days, he felt that his blood pressure had soared.

Can't communicate, can't communicate at all!

Children are creatures of another dimension!

After raising a baby for half a day, Xia Ye came to a truth: children are the most incomprehensible creatures in the world, and the same goes for pseudo-children whose memories have receded.

Sure enough, it was the wisest decision to find a man, because in this way, there would be no such troublesome child born to torment his nerves.

"No, we can't go on like this, we must seek medical help!"

Xia Ye, who just thought so, turned around, but saw Xing Luo, who had already put on a bathrobe, squatting behind him and looking at him eagerly. When Xia Ye looked over, he showed a bright smile, with particularly dazzling teeth.

This kind of pure smile usually only appears on children. I don’t know why, when they grow up, they have more and more smiles, but they laugh less and less.

Damn, what a cute smile.

Xia Ye covered his little heart and asked him: "Have you finished washing? Shall I wipe your hair?"

"En." Xing Luo directly handed over a towel, which was already prepared.

Xia Ye's eyes were full of suspicion once again: Why can I learn this kind of thing without a teacher when I have returned to my childhood and can't even take a bath by myself?

However, Xing Luo was still looking at him quietly and cutely, Xia Ye felt that this was another illusion, he was thinking too much, he misunderstood the pure heart of the child with the dirty thoughts of adults.

So Xia Ye went over to wipe Xing Luo's hair, and he lowered his head obediently, maybe he felt tired, and then he rested his head on Xia Ye's lap.

Xia Ye wiped his hair and found that he had fallen asleep.

The wind suddenly became quiet, even the birds on the tree were silent, and the sun was lazily falling on the two of them.Xia Ye sat on the steps, he looked up at the clear sky outside the eaves, and some anxiety and worry slowly dissipated with the rhythmic breathing of his legs.

His fingers slowly combed Xing Luo's long hair. The long black hair was originally as smooth as satin, but now it seemed a little frizzy.Xia Ye lowered her head and gently kissed the sleeping man's cheek.

"Brother, the smell here is uncomfortable, I don't like it here." Xing Luo grabbed Xia Ye's clothes, with teary eyes and aggrieved expression.

"Xing Luo, good boy, let's check it out, it will be over soon."

Although the young Xingluo was very cute, his situation had to be resolved as soon as possible, so after he woke up, Xia Ye took people to the private hospital of Xingluo's friend - Wanqianjin Hospital.

The very unpretentious name directly points out the mission of this hospital.

Of course, the person who checked Xing Luo was Xing Luo's friend, who was said to have delivered one of Xing Luo's demons.

"Isn't this cute? Why do you want to restore it? I don't like his arrogant and angry look at all." The middle-aged demon said this, but he still carefully made Xing Luo's whole body. check.

"Huh?" She who was operating the instrument opened her eyes slightly, "This trace...could it be the poison of Heishan? Did you meet Heishan? He came out?"

"You also know Montenegro?" Xia Ye asked strangely.

The middle-aged demon paused, and she stretched out her hand towards Xia Ye: "My name is Ni Lan, the other half of Heishan Zhanque."

"The other half?" Wife?No, she said cut off the other half?

Ni Lan smiled and said: "Our race is born with hermaphrodites, but by chance, a certain monster gave birth to two souls, and these two souls were hostile to each other, and finally split into two. One is me, and the other is Montenegro. But you don't have to Panicked, Montenegro and I only have enmity and no kinship."

Xia Ye was silent for two seconds, stretched out his hand and shook her: "So you can solve the sequelae caused by this poison?"

"This kind of poison has no sequelae," said Ni Lan, "because the people who were poisoned have already died.

"This is a natural thing of the monsters of our race. It is used for self-protection. If the dose is very light, it can be used for pain relief and sterilization. Crustaceous monsters quite like to use a little bit of our venom to clean their shells. Black Mountain and I because This is a special situation, so he inherited the poisoning part, and I inherited the healing part."

"Of course, Black Mountain's poison is different. It combines many of the world's most poisonous substances. It only takes one drop, and a big monster dies invisible. Looking at Xingluo like this, this poison is a lethal dose."

Ni Lan looked at Xia Ye with eyes full of inquiry: "As far as I know, there is only one substance that can detoxify this poison, Huashenlei."

Tears of the Flower God can cure all Gu, poison and curses in the world.

Xia Ye glanced at Xing Luo: "I asked Honglian for help."

Ni Lan nodded, she knew a thing or two about this recently famous warlock.If it is this person, it is also possible to find the God of Flowers.

She didn't ask Huashen about it, but said: "You are very lucky, Xingluo is fine, his resilience is very strong, and you have given him enough genius and earthly treasures, his body can last for ten days and a half months. It's fine, there is some damage to the brain, or three or five days, or one or two days."

After the examination was over, Xia Ye took Xing Luo with him, and he asked Ni Lan, "How much is the consultation fee?"

"No need," Ni Lan saw that Xia Ye still insisted, and said, "If you really want to give it, why don't you tell me where you met Montenegro."

"You want to find him? What are you looking for?"

Ni Lan smiled slightly: "Some things need to be settled."

"Xing Luo has a bad reputation outside. It is said that he killed his adoptive father's family, the old and the weak, women and children. None of them escaped, and he brutally suppressed them," Ni Lan said of her secret, "But, it was for me. reputation."

"I did it," she looked straight into Xia Ye's eyes, "I can't tell you why, but I can tell you that I wish I could kill Black Mountain, just like I would treat his... cubs that shouldn't be born."

In the end, Xia Ye told Ni Lan the current address of Heishan, whether it was her expression or her heart, she was telling the truth.

Now he wants to guard Xingluo who is currently in a fragile state, unable to find Heishan, so let the sisters of Heishan go find some trouble first.It would be better if you just killed it.

Of course he has one condition.

"Don't let people know about Xingluo's current situation, and don't tell others about us. 'The demon king Xingluo hasn't appeared for a long time, and his life and death are unknown.' I want to see who is my friend and who is my enemy."

"Yes." Ni Lan agreed without saying a word, and they formed a contract with an oath, and the contract turned into a black rope to wrap around their wrists.

Looking at the contract on his wrist, Xia Ye thought of the participant Haruyuki. Since he chose to appear with this name and identity, they were doomed to stand on opposing sides.

What a pity.

Xia Ye took Xing Luo home and placed him in his room.

Fortunately, it was the summer vacation and he didn't need to go to class. As a senior high school student, Yan Xi went out early and late to attend tutoring classes every day, and was basically not at home, so no one else knew about Xing Luo's situation.

Granny Liu, who was at home every day, just thought that their relationship had rapidly heated up and they had jumped to the stage of cohabitation.

Ni Lan said that Xing Luo's condition would recover in three to five days, and Xia Ye still fed him some legendary genius treasures every day.

In fact, Xing Luo was very good when he was a child, but he was a little clingy, and would come out to look for him when he couldn't see anyone for a moment.No, the post office delivered his admission notice, and Xia Ye went to the door to pick up the mail, and Xing Luo, who was taking a nap, woke up and ran out barefoot to look for him.

"Brother, where have you been?"

The courier stared blankly at his face, which was quite bluffing, but his bare feet and disheveled hair gave off a star that resembled a snake spirit.

Xia Ye looked at the courier, smiled dryly and said to Xing Luo: "I'll take something, there's a small pudding in the study, go and eat it."

Xing Luo also looked at the courier, then nodded and walked away.

"Isn't this your chef? Why is he acting weird today?" Guli Town is so big, there is only one post office in the town, and every household basically has no secrets, so the courier knows Xingluo.

"..." Xia Ye clapped his hands, "Ah, it's like this, we are rehearsing a stage play, and we haven't turned the corner at this moment, it's still called in the play."

"So it is." This kind of illogical lie, I don't know if the courier really believed it, anyway, he said that he believed it, "This is a special mail, which needs ID verification."

Xia Ye handed him his ID card. They were all acquaintances. This was a ceremony, so the courier took a look at it and returned it to Xia Ye: "Come, sign here."

After Xia Ye signed his name, he received the admission notice, and the courier congratulated him: "I heard that this is a very good film and television academy in China, congratulations."

"Thank you."

Xia Ye was holding the letter and was about to tear it open for a look, when he heard the voice of the courier over there: "Brother brother? Young people nowadays have a lot of tricks."

Xia Ye: ...

Once again, the wind review was killed, and Xia Ye didn't even have the strength to open the letter.

In the blink of an eye, Xia Ye erased the courier's memory about Xing Luo, and then said goodbye to him, saying some polite words about having dinner together when he was free.

He took a deep breath and opened the thick letters in the yard.

There is a bronzing admission notice inside, on which there is a printed handwritten letter welcoming a certain classmate to become a freshman in the XX field of a certain major in a certain college of our school.

The handwriting is beautiful.

Along with the letter, there is also a school leaflet, new students admission notice, school map, phone card and credit card.

Xia Ye applied for the photography department of a film and television academy, and he mainly took a fancy to the teacher who was a well-known photographer in China.However, the school is not most famous for its major of photography, it is actually most famous for its directors and actors.

Many well-known domestic directors and actors came from here.

Every year, many people go to this school to take the art test, hoping to have a meal in the entertainment industry in the future.

All of this has nothing to do with Xia Ye, he just wants to learn photography, he has this condition to go to many places with harsh environments and inaccessible places, sometimes he will encounter some beautiful pictures that people want to cherish.

Xia Ye never thought of taking pictures before, this was the idea that was aroused to him by the photographer who came to Xia Zhai by chance.

He felt that the photos he took had a special beauty, and it was the beauty of freezing time in an instant.

I can't tell, I just suddenly became interested in this.

Xia Ye put away her things and went to the study.

Xing Luo was eating pudding bought outside, this kind of pudding was not as delicious as the one he made himself, but he was still eating happily.

That's right, he had even forgotten that he knew how to cook.Besides, Xing Luo is not picky about the dishes, and can eat anything, so isn't it obvious who he learned cooking for?

There was a smile on the corner of Xia Ye's mouth that he didn't even notice: "What cartoon does Xing Luo want to watch?"

"Brother," he waved happily when he saw Xia Ye, and moved a little to make room for Xia Ye, "Let's eat together."

"No." Xia Ye refused, but he still sat down beside Xing Luo.

He took out a wet tissue, grabbed Xing Luo's hand and wiped it clean without hesitation, "Did you wash your hands before eating pudding?"

Xing Luo bit the pudding, her eyes drifted, and she said loudly: "It's washed."

It turns out that children all over the world have the same expression when they feel guilty.

Xia Ye was not angry, he just saw that Xing Luo was eating happily, and asked him: "What do you like? Brother, go buy it if you like it."

Xing Luo turned his head, with a bit of pudding still on the corner of his mouth, but he said seriously: "I like brother the most, I like it the most!"

He wanted to explain that it wasn't his liking, but he stopped talking, so what does it matter what he likes?

"Me too, I like you the most."

The author has something to say: Young Luo Da achieved:

Sleeping in the same bed with summer night.

Let Xia Ye feed and wipe his hands.

Listen to Xia Ye's sweet confession.

Adult Luo: ...you go!