Humanoid weapons laid-off and re-employment

Was Xia Ye who secretly drank inferior milk tea domestically abused?

To everyone's disappointment, Xia Ye got a special love milk tea, you can specify the variety, and the boss made it with the best ingredients to ensure fresh, healthy, nutritious and delicious.

"The host is finished, you have been boiled as a frog." The system's voice was full of sighs and pity.

Sure enough, foodies can't escape the chef's hand, and food romance novels really don't lie to me.

"Speaking of novels, why do the Internet always push me the novel "President Daddy Runs With the Ball" recently? Which big data tells them that I like to read such novels?" It's unreasonable!

The system glanced at Xia Ye: "As long as you don't buy such novels cheaply, they won't judge that you like such novels." I did it myself, don't blame big data.

"Ahaha, isn't this curious? The authors of these novels are quite up-to-date."

Xia Ye laughed twice, and quickly changed the subject, "I don't know if Jiang Feng's blind date went well or not."

Didn't expect that?Demons actually rely on blind dates to survive?

It is really not easy for the main monsters to give birth, and the stronger they are, the more difficult they are. Therefore, for the continuation of the entire monster group, they will occasionally arrange this kind of group blind date, which is called: young people's gathering.

In the end, success depends on fate.

It is rumored that the couple Cangming and Mo met at such a blind date party, and Mo fell in love at first sight with Cangming's face.

Xia Ye felt that such rumors were inaccurate, even if it was really for the sake of face at the beginning, but they were able to get together later, it was definitely because Mo liked tsundere boys.

After seeing the daily life of the two in the nursing home, Xia Ye was able to make up a love story between the overbearing demon king and her tsundere husband without relying on imagination, and finally their daughter put a perfect end to this love.

Yes, not long ago the first male demon gave birth to a child, and the boss Qingyuan picked it up.

The monster is physically strong, and Cang Ming was alive and kicking when the child was born, and it didn't affect him at all.What the child drinks is not ordinary milk, but something called green milk, which is a special fruit, and the liquid in it is very good for the little demon.

Yan Li compensated Xia Ye with a bunch of ancient trees back then, and there was this kind of green milk tree in it, so he gave them a lot of this kind of fruit.

Now that Cangming has a girl, he can't think of troublesome Xia Ye, but the boss Qingyuan is very interested in male children, so he finds Xia Ye.

"Can I talk to Xing Luo? I know he knows something that others don't."

For the sake of the good tea brought by boss Qingyuan, Xia Ye sold Xing Luo without saying a word.

I don't know what the two of them were trying to do. In short, not long after, another new large-scale dating event between men and women in the demon world began.

"What kind of monster is Boss Qing?" Xia Ye expressed curiosity.

"I don't know the details. He is an ancient demon that existed at the time of my father. Compared with the development of his own power, he cares more about the continuation of the entire demon population." Xing Luo said, "The physique of the male demon is better than that of the female demon. , if a male demon gives birth to a child, the survival rate of the child will be higher. Qingyuan has done a survey, and the male demon who came this time has no resistance to male childbirth. Rather than being ridiculed by others, they want to continue their genes .”

The instinct of life is to continue, but the culture tells them that it is unreasonable for men to have children. This is a game between genes and consciousness.

So he wants to?

"How many aquariums do you lend out?" Xia Ye asked.

"They will stay in the hot spring hotel for a while." Xing Luo answered the question out of question.

Xia Ye took a breath, and shed a crocodile tear for Jiang Feng who participated in the blind date meeting: Did you know?The boss of your demons decided to attack you male monsters for the continuation of the race!

A month later, Jiang Feng came back, and he came back alone.

Although he is considered a good-looking talent, but the work is not free and has no salary, and he is not very interesting. He only knows that there is no future for watching dramas, and he has no house and car. Jiang Feng was dismissed immediately.

He himself thinks it's okay, getting married will also affect his watching dramas and playing holographic games.

Xia Ye was a little disappointed, and Xia Papi deliberately increased Jiang Feng's salary for this, from zero yuan a month to three thousand.

"Find a girlfriend early and have a baby." Xia Ye blessed him.

Jiang Feng felt baffled, but there was no reason not to take the money, no matter how thin the mosquito legs were, they were still meat, and his supper takeaway could be upgraded from [-] yuan to [-] yuan a meal.

When the first semester of Xia Ye's third year of high school was about to end, a special school quietly appeared in China: Super Academy.

The name is very straightforward. It means that if you have the potential to become a superpower, and if you meet the cultural standards, you can enter this school to learn spells and the like.Now recruiting primary, middle and high school students.

When the news first came out, it was like pouring ice water into a boiling oil pan and frying it.

Xia Guo has been stuck in the neck for several years and refused to admit the existence of superpowers. Why did he suddenly figure it out again?

Regarding superpowers, basically, everyone agrees that there is such a group.At the beginning, everyone discussed it for a few days, worrying about the impact on their lives, but they still lived their lives as usual.Gradually, I felt that superpowers had little impact on the lives of ordinary people, and I slowly let go of this matter in my heart.

Because Xia Guo kept silent about it, the existence of superpowers was even thinner, and it was only a concept.

As a result, tell them now to set up a school for superpowers?

It's just... so good~~

For parents, it is one more career and one more choice in the future.For the students, it means that my secondary illness finally has a place to display.

Officially, this is the hope for the future.

The appearance of alien life forces them to face demons and warlocks, because they need these people, because they are all blue star life.

The future is an era of spiritual power, and the public needs to learn to use this invisible power. The ancient warlocks have a good way to start the practice of spiritual power.

But all of this has little to do with Xia Ye, because he is not planning to go to the Super Academy, he is just a very ordinary senior high school student who is going to be admitted to an ordinary university.

"What does Ah Ye want to do in the future?" Xing Luo asked him.

"Are you asking about the job you want to do? Now it's good. I can solve non-scientific issues for everyone occasionally, and the income is enough for three meals a day." Xia Ye thought for a while before giving Xing Luo the answer.

"Does that sound too mundane?"

Xing Luo shook her head with a smile: "No, it's a good idea. What you like is more important. No one asks you to show your face to outsiders, and outsiders never really care."

"In college, if you want to become a photographer, you will apply for a major in photography. If you can, you want to take some very special and incredible photos. It should be very interesting."

This year is a year of changes. As more and more infected people are cured and discharged from the hospital, the aftermath of the demon has been completely resolved.Men in the world have also accepted the strange setting of male children after experiencing disbelief, despair, and painful struggles.

In fact, the proportion of men who can really have children is probably less than the number of people born with both sexes. Don't be so nervous. The mainstream of the world is still women who have children.

In secret, countries all over the world have begun to contact alien civilizations, and they communicate with each other in different ways.They are all cautious and have been testing, testing each other's cards, and counting their own cards.

All countries involved in wormhole exploration have joined an alliance. They are the first line of contact with alien civilizations, and they may also be the first line of crisis.

But Xia Ye and Xing Luo stayed at home, attending classes or working at home every day.

Xing Luo stayed at home with Xia Ye for half a year. One was a high school senior studying hard and diligently, and the other was a parent with high school seniors.

Looking at Xing Luo every day looking for the most suitable recipe list for senior high school students, and watching him go to bed early and get up early to exercise regularly, Xing Luo is not a suitor at this time, but a serious and strict guardian.

"I promised you, Grandpa, to take good care of you."

"But today is my birthday." After that, he blew out the candles without making a wish.

In front of him was a bowl of longevity noodles with a poached egg and two green vegetables. A bowl of noodles was a single noodle, which could not be bitten off.

Xingluo wished him a long life of a hundred years, the flower god's lifespan is the same as that of a human being, and Xia Ye only has a hundred years.

"When I'm gray-haired, you'll still be as young as you are now." Xia Ye said with her face on her face. The love between monsters and humans is always accompanied by many misfortunes, and some of these misfortunes are due to the unequal lifespan.

I am your whole life, but you are just a small part of my life, how hopeless?

Not loving is pain.

Falling in love is more painful.

Xing Luo reached out and pressed Xia Ye's hand: "When you are gray-haired, I will be like you, gray-haired. When you die, I will enter an eternal sleep."

"Where are your subordinates?"

"They grow up and forage for their own food."

"No, I refuse." Looking at Xing Luo's expression of disappointment, Xia Ye spread a little cream on her finger and licked it, "After I die, I will go to another world, and I want you to go with me .”

Xia Ye took a step forward, pressed his knees on the stool, and bent down, but Xing Luo leaned back at an angle until there was no way to retreat.

Fingers stained with cream brushed Xing Luo's lips, bringing the aroma of cream.

Xia Ye gently held his face with both hands, and slowly approached, almost touching, Xing Luo held his breath, but he stopped.

"Can I kiss you? As a boyfriend?"

On the second day, Xia Ye asked for leave to get his ID card, and the profile picture on it was unexpectedly 'ugly'.

In fact, it's not ugly, it's because Xia Ye can't accept that her adult self is still so tender in the photo, and her face is even a little baby fat.

"I have a round face?" Xia Ye wanted to touch his pointed chin, but he felt a piece of flesh: the food is so good recently, he seems to have gained a little weight, and when the camera was shot, he immediately turned into a small round face.

"Come on, let's take a group photo and post it on Moments." Xia Ye found a small stool and stood up, then put his arms around Xing Luo's shoulders, and the two of them took a photo of their ugly heads with the rear camera.

This ugly headshot quickly appeared in his circle of friends, with a line of words: I went to get my ID card with my boyfriend today, happy~

The class teacher was the first to appear below: Dian DianDian, with a face ranging from dazed to shocked.

Xia Ye bowed her head and replied: Men can conceive and have children, teacher, please be careful.

The students kept saying congratulations, or there were a few witty words with 'dog head'.

Xing Luo also took a group photo, Xia Ye pressed her phone with her head down and smiled, and Xing Luo smiled at the camera.The shots are pretty good, I really don't know which of the two is going to major in photography.

"Accompanying the little boyfriend to get the ID card, the kid is always having fun."

Xing Luo is also blatantly abusing dogs, and also @送知的鬼魔人 one by one, asking them to go to the circle of friends to like, and if they don't click, go back and add it to the account.

Several big monsters of the same generation reacted the fastest, and they all expressed... contempt.

An old cow eats young grass, you are too shameless, aren't you?Are you ready to start when a child is just an adult?I can't see it, you are still playing with cultivation?Say, how long have you been guarding?

Cangming, who brought the child, immediately expressed his condemnation on behalf of Xia Ye's ancestors: How could he do it?Beast!

Yan Li realized later that his child had been stolen by the guards, so he issued a row of knives underneath.

This matter was so lively that several big monsters started a group chat by themselves.

"Then now the devil has to call Yan Li his father-in-law?" The big demon code-named "Huangtu Gaopo" couldn't hold back his laughter no matter what he thought about it, a feeling that he couldn't laugh or cry.

"No, I heard that the master of the Xia Family Daoist did not recognize Yan Li. That's right, if you want me to deny it, it's kindness if you don't fight back." The big demon codenamed 'Thousand Year Old Bacon' replied in this way.

"Is the old zombie coming?"

"It's too humid to lie down for a long time, so come out to bask in the moon."

The big monsters exchanged greetings for a while, and one big monster suddenly remembered something.

"Hey, wait a minute. I remember that Xia Ye and Honglian are a pair? Lord Mojun, is this still prying someone else's corner?"

"Aren't the devil and Honglian the same person?" asked the 'Jianghu Xiaosheng'.

"You have been pregnant for three years, how could Honglian be Xingluo? Whether it is from the modus operandi of the two or the traces at the scene, it is impossible for them to be the same person." 'Codewriter Chengjing' teased.

"Little Spider, who are you talking to? After writing two criminal investigation novels, you feel like you are a master at solving crimes?" 'Huangtu Gaopo' came to protect the field.

The topic went all the way, the scuffle started, and no one remembered the topic at the beginning.Only the one who had been lurking in the group chat and hadn't said a word, 'It's a beast, not a beast' touched his chin thoughtfully.

Instead of saying that Honglian is Xingluo, it is better to say that he is more like the "Summer Night" that was glimpsed back then.That kind of unscrupulous evil and power is what he still remembers to this day.

red lotus?

summer night?

Red lotus = summer night?

The author has something to say: Xia Ye & Xing Luo: Thank you everyone, we are together now.

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