Humanoid weapons laid-off and re-employment
Chapter 112
"Pregnant? Don't, stop kidding!"
On a slightly cool day, Cang Ming's face was dripping with sweat like a waterfall, he couldn't believe this conclusion no matter what.If it weren't for Qingyuan being a big boss in medicine, very reliable, he would have wanted to scold quack doctors: How could a male monster be pregnant?
"I'm not a hermaphroditic plant, how could such a thing happen?"
Qingyuan wiped his hands with a wet handkerchief, and he said very calmly: "Not all plants are hermaphroditic, the species of Granny Liu is dioecious."
"Even so, what does this have to do with me being a completely male demon?" Cangming grabbed Qingyuan's wrist with such strength that it seemed as if he was going to cut off his wrist, "Tell me, did I fall for something? Spell or curse?"
"No, it's a real child." A soft female voice floated down from the second floor, and then a soft woman appeared, "Aren't you happy? I remember you always wanted to have a child of your own."
"Mo." Seeing his wife, Cangming was like a mouse seeing a cat, wishing he could get into the hole directly, "Stop making trouble, I know it's my fault, you should quickly remove the spell."
He was short of breath, he came to Guli Town as soon as he woke up, and he had no face in front of Mo.
"Spells? Can spells deceive Qingyuan?" Mo Shi ran his fan, "Congratulations, you are pregnant."
Cangming touched his lower abdomen with his fingers, and he could feel a mass of life there: "Pregnant? Really? Me?"
Today is cloudy weather, neither hot nor cold, wearing a pair of sleeves is almost enough, but Cang Ming suddenly feels cold, his body is stiff, and his heart is numb.
"Who, whose child?"
The beauty smiled softly: "Of course it's mine, do you have a second woman?"
"But I'm a male, how is that possible?"
"Why is it impossible?"
Mo put away the fan in his hand, and looked at Cangming: "You have been asleep for too long, and you probably don't know the changes in this world. Human beings have accelerated their exploration of the world and discovered many strange creatures, especially those in the sea."
Cang Ming swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "What's so strange?" As an ocean monster, why didn't he know?
"For example, a fish called clownfish looks monogamous, but in fact it should be monogamous with a spare male in line behind. If the female dies unfortunately, the largest male will become a female. Go find The next largest male mates."
Cangming's face turned pale, she was so pitiful.When he puts away his violent temper and annoying mouth, Cangming is a beautiful man, both men and women will like it.
"There are also seahorses, don't you know that seahorses are males that conceive and give birth? So the seahorses we saw before were actually not females, but male seahorses. I think, as a sea monster, you can't tell You have this kind of inheritance in your body, but you are only awakening now. Otherwise, why have we not had children for so long, but why are you having one at this time?"
Cangming finally couldn't listen anymore, he fainted.
Qingyuan had seen enough of the play, and now he said: "Pregnant people can't stand stimulation."
"I know, I've troubled you this time, and I'm afraid I'll continue to trouble you in the future." Mo reached out and picked up her husband, who was a head taller than her, "I'll give you the consultation fee later."
"You're welcome, I'm also very interested." The sudden awakening of the gene for childbirth, this kind of words are just coaxing Cang Ming, who has always been ignorant, Qing Yuan is really curious about how Mo did it.
Maybe the key to increasing the number of monster races is here.
Afterwards, Mo took away all the drinks on the grounds that 'pregnant women should not touch alcohol', and one of the jars went into Xing Luo's hands.
"This can be regarded as compensation for cutting off Hu before."
"Isn't it destroying corpses and eradicating traces?" Xing Luo was ten meters away from the wine jar, and even Xia Ye said that he couldn't resist this special magnetic field, so he better stop rushing.
Seeing the movement of the demon king Xingluo who was afraid of avoiding it, Mo chuckled lightly: "Man..."
"I heard that you made a little boyfriend, and you searched all over the world for a monster that can make men pregnant for him. When will you come out and let everyone get to know each other?" Mo said with a smile.
Xing Luo rubbed his nose and said in his heart that you have met each other long ago.
I don't know if Ah Ye will be angry if she knows that she uses him as an excuse.
"I'm leaving if there's nothing to do."
"Wait a minute," Mo called to stop him, "The seal on the desert was broken by a half-demon named Haruyuki, aren't you worried?"
Xing Luo stopped his steps to leave, his expression was more gloomy than ever: "When did it happen?"
"Pfft—" Granny Liu spat out a mouthful of tea.
"Grandma Liu, look at you. Why do you react so strongly? Isn't it just pregnant? Every second in this world, someone is pregnant or giving birth to a baby. Why are you so excited?"
Granny Liu took out her handkerchief and wiped her mouth, she asked Xia Ye back, "How do you know this?"
"Even if you want to hide it, those who should know will know. How about it, do you need us to send some condolences? In any case, as a close friend of the ancestors, we should have a friendly exchange?"
Granny Liu saw through Xia Ye's sinister intentions at a glance: "I'm going to go by myself, I still want to live a few more years." Mess with that couple?She's just an ordinary little plant.
"That's it, then let's pretend we don't know about it. Speaking of which, the maple leaves nearby are all red, when are we going to enjoy autumn?"
The wind blows off the first autumn leaves, and the sound of cicadas resounds in the quieter town of Guli.
The maple leaves on the hills near the town are all red, and many people come to appreciate the red leaves in autumn. Young people are taking pictures, old people are walking, and children pick brightly colored leaves to make bookmarks.
But the townspeople went on to live their lives.
Guli town is not a tourist town in the true sense, they do not rely on tourism for their livelihood.Therefore, the residents of the small town have a mediocre attitude towards tourists, and they have no special enthusiasm, nor do they promote the 'local characteristics' wholesaled from the small commodity market.
On the contrary, many tourists have a good impression of this place, thinking that it is a place where you can really experience nature quietly.
Of course, there are occasional bad things, such as inconvenience, and inconvenience.
"Sorry, we are tourists here, can we hide from the rain here?"
The rain came suddenly, and the sky was still clear before, but suddenly it began to rain, and it was cold and clammy.A group of young men in vintage clothes knocked on the door of Xia's house.
Granny Liu opened the corner door. These young people put their coats on their heads and carefully protected the camera equipment, looking a little pitiful.
"come in."
When these young people walked in, there were stone bricks under their feet that had experienced an unknown number of years, and beside them was an ancient house that looked quite old at first glance. The plants in the corners grew freely and wildly, which was very interesting.
"Auntie, is this an old house?" A girl with a round face approached Granny Liu. This house had a more historic sense than the one they had photographed before.What's rare is that while retaining the sense of history, it doesn't have the coldness of people who haven't lived in it for a long time. Instead, it is full of vitality, and it looks like it is inhabited.
Looking at their elegant ancient costumes and holding some photography equipment in their hands, you can tell that they are all lovers of ancient culture. How can such a group of people be patient when they see such a 'living' ancient house?
Naturally, each of them was delighted to see Lie Xin, and they approached and asked if they could take some photos, and promised not to take personal things.
"You have to ask my little master about it." Granny Liu said with a smile, and she wanted to leave the question to Xia Ye.
"Little master?" Several people were surprised. How could there be such a title between master and servant in ancient times in this era?
"Why do I feel a little cold all of a sudden?" A girl rubbed her hands, then looked around, "What's the matter with this old house? Is there one in Guli Town? It can't be... ah!"
A girl patted her on the shoulder and startled her: "What are you doing? You scared me to death."
"Don't scare yourself, I know this house, someone said it on the Internet, and isn't there another house next door?"
After a while, Grandma Liu came back: "My young master said, don't go upstairs or enter the room, you can shoot outside. Don't damage the things in the house. There are some old things in the house. Although they are worthless, they have been used for a long time. .”
The homeowner was so considerate, and they naturally smiled: "That's great, thank you, auntie."
"You're welcome, I have other things, you can do it yourself." Granny Liu nodded and left. She had to remind the other little demons that ordinary people came to the house.
Old houses have wide corridors, and they took pictures on the corridors. If the angle is good, the old houses in the rain will have a kind of mesmerizing beauty.
"There is a small yard on the left, several private yards at the back, and a large garden on the right." A boy ran over. He was going along the corridor to see if there was a small chair that could be borrowed to take pictures. I found that this patio is not everything, this house is much bigger than imagined.
These people looked at each other: "Shall we go and see?"
They first went to the small courtyard on the left. Since the courtyard was uninhabited all year round, the weeds in the self-contained mini garden grew luxuriantly, but other things were very clean. It looked like someone was cleaning it frequently. The wood carvings on the carved wooden door There is not much dust in the crevices.
"How many cleaners do you need to hire for such a big house? It's really a big family."
It is said to be a small courtyard, but it is only compared to the previous courtyard. In fact, this place is not small. The courtyard is several hundred square meters, and the rooms inside are not small. If it is changed to a city, such a house is enough for them to eat and drink. Drink dry for 20 years.
One with a little understanding said: "This is a typical three-entry courtyard house in the south. It is so big, at least five or six acres of land. If the garden is bigger, it is possible to be bigger."
Tears of envy flowed from the corners of the mouths of a group of young people who either had no houses or were burdened with loans.
"I often hear people say that real rich people like single-family houses in the countryside. I didn't understand what is so good about living in a courtyard in the countryside. But this kind of house is very comfortable to live in. The environment here is also good , life pressure is also small. If I don’t have financial pressure, I would like to live in such a place.”
They took a lot of pictures in this small courtyard, any corner can make a suitable background.
They are all young people from the city. Seeing the moss on the corner of the wall, they feel that there is a natural atmosphere. Seeing such a serious old house and small courtyard, they almost can't walk.
Until the rain subsided and gradually stopped, several people were still reluctant to leave.
"Shall we go to take pictures of the garden before leaving? It's a rare opportunity."
A group of people gathered together, the weather is just right, the house is also beautiful, no need for much decoration, adding a filter in the later stage can beautify the dream in the world, so let's take a picture of the garden and say goodbye to the host.
When everyone came to the back garden, they were naturally amazed.
"I can raise a tank of fish at home, and I can raise a pond of fish here, and I can row a boat on this pond."
Although it is already autumn, the garden is not dilapidated. There are several fruit trees in the corner of the yard. The red ones are persimmons, the yellow ones are oranges, and the big green one is Wendan.
Below the arbor is an unknown shrub, and I don't know what it is, with clusters of red berries.On the wall of the green brick courtyard behind the bushes, there are vines of the Rosaceae, with pink and yellow flowers growing.
The maple trees in the garden are also growing very well, and the color of the leaves is the most intense autumn leaf red, which is beautiful no matter how you shoot it.
They were all attracted by the beauty of the garden, only the cameraman couldn't help but raised his camera to one place.
On the side of the garden, there are two windows in the house. The window is an elegantly colored desk. A young boy is resting his face in boredom, and is spinning a pen with one hand.On one side of him is a tall man with long hair, holding a book in one hand, and seems to be reading to the teenager.
But the young man was absent-minded, the man couldn't help stretching out his hand to rub the soft hair, a water-colored ring on his finger was shaking with reflected light.
On a slightly cool day, Cang Ming's face was dripping with sweat like a waterfall, he couldn't believe this conclusion no matter what.If it weren't for Qingyuan being a big boss in medicine, very reliable, he would have wanted to scold quack doctors: How could a male monster be pregnant?
"I'm not a hermaphroditic plant, how could such a thing happen?"
Qingyuan wiped his hands with a wet handkerchief, and he said very calmly: "Not all plants are hermaphroditic, the species of Granny Liu is dioecious."
"Even so, what does this have to do with me being a completely male demon?" Cangming grabbed Qingyuan's wrist with such strength that it seemed as if he was going to cut off his wrist, "Tell me, did I fall for something? Spell or curse?"
"No, it's a real child." A soft female voice floated down from the second floor, and then a soft woman appeared, "Aren't you happy? I remember you always wanted to have a child of your own."
"Mo." Seeing his wife, Cangming was like a mouse seeing a cat, wishing he could get into the hole directly, "Stop making trouble, I know it's my fault, you should quickly remove the spell."
He was short of breath, he came to Guli Town as soon as he woke up, and he had no face in front of Mo.
"Spells? Can spells deceive Qingyuan?" Mo Shi ran his fan, "Congratulations, you are pregnant."
Cangming touched his lower abdomen with his fingers, and he could feel a mass of life there: "Pregnant? Really? Me?"
Today is cloudy weather, neither hot nor cold, wearing a pair of sleeves is almost enough, but Cang Ming suddenly feels cold, his body is stiff, and his heart is numb.
"Who, whose child?"
The beauty smiled softly: "Of course it's mine, do you have a second woman?"
"But I'm a male, how is that possible?"
"Why is it impossible?"
Mo put away the fan in his hand, and looked at Cangming: "You have been asleep for too long, and you probably don't know the changes in this world. Human beings have accelerated their exploration of the world and discovered many strange creatures, especially those in the sea."
Cang Ming swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "What's so strange?" As an ocean monster, why didn't he know?
"For example, a fish called clownfish looks monogamous, but in fact it should be monogamous with a spare male in line behind. If the female dies unfortunately, the largest male will become a female. Go find The next largest male mates."
Cangming's face turned pale, she was so pitiful.When he puts away his violent temper and annoying mouth, Cangming is a beautiful man, both men and women will like it.
"There are also seahorses, don't you know that seahorses are males that conceive and give birth? So the seahorses we saw before were actually not females, but male seahorses. I think, as a sea monster, you can't tell You have this kind of inheritance in your body, but you are only awakening now. Otherwise, why have we not had children for so long, but why are you having one at this time?"
Cangming finally couldn't listen anymore, he fainted.
Qingyuan had seen enough of the play, and now he said: "Pregnant people can't stand stimulation."
"I know, I've troubled you this time, and I'm afraid I'll continue to trouble you in the future." Mo reached out and picked up her husband, who was a head taller than her, "I'll give you the consultation fee later."
"You're welcome, I'm also very interested." The sudden awakening of the gene for childbirth, this kind of words are just coaxing Cang Ming, who has always been ignorant, Qing Yuan is really curious about how Mo did it.
Maybe the key to increasing the number of monster races is here.
Afterwards, Mo took away all the drinks on the grounds that 'pregnant women should not touch alcohol', and one of the jars went into Xing Luo's hands.
"This can be regarded as compensation for cutting off Hu before."
"Isn't it destroying corpses and eradicating traces?" Xing Luo was ten meters away from the wine jar, and even Xia Ye said that he couldn't resist this special magnetic field, so he better stop rushing.
Seeing the movement of the demon king Xingluo who was afraid of avoiding it, Mo chuckled lightly: "Man..."
"I heard that you made a little boyfriend, and you searched all over the world for a monster that can make men pregnant for him. When will you come out and let everyone get to know each other?" Mo said with a smile.
Xing Luo rubbed his nose and said in his heart that you have met each other long ago.
I don't know if Ah Ye will be angry if she knows that she uses him as an excuse.
"I'm leaving if there's nothing to do."
"Wait a minute," Mo called to stop him, "The seal on the desert was broken by a half-demon named Haruyuki, aren't you worried?"
Xing Luo stopped his steps to leave, his expression was more gloomy than ever: "When did it happen?"
"Pfft—" Granny Liu spat out a mouthful of tea.
"Grandma Liu, look at you. Why do you react so strongly? Isn't it just pregnant? Every second in this world, someone is pregnant or giving birth to a baby. Why are you so excited?"
Granny Liu took out her handkerchief and wiped her mouth, she asked Xia Ye back, "How do you know this?"
"Even if you want to hide it, those who should know will know. How about it, do you need us to send some condolences? In any case, as a close friend of the ancestors, we should have a friendly exchange?"
Granny Liu saw through Xia Ye's sinister intentions at a glance: "I'm going to go by myself, I still want to live a few more years." Mess with that couple?She's just an ordinary little plant.
"That's it, then let's pretend we don't know about it. Speaking of which, the maple leaves nearby are all red, when are we going to enjoy autumn?"
The wind blows off the first autumn leaves, and the sound of cicadas resounds in the quieter town of Guli.
The maple leaves on the hills near the town are all red, and many people come to appreciate the red leaves in autumn. Young people are taking pictures, old people are walking, and children pick brightly colored leaves to make bookmarks.
But the townspeople went on to live their lives.
Guli town is not a tourist town in the true sense, they do not rely on tourism for their livelihood.Therefore, the residents of the small town have a mediocre attitude towards tourists, and they have no special enthusiasm, nor do they promote the 'local characteristics' wholesaled from the small commodity market.
On the contrary, many tourists have a good impression of this place, thinking that it is a place where you can really experience nature quietly.
Of course, there are occasional bad things, such as inconvenience, and inconvenience.
"Sorry, we are tourists here, can we hide from the rain here?"
The rain came suddenly, and the sky was still clear before, but suddenly it began to rain, and it was cold and clammy.A group of young men in vintage clothes knocked on the door of Xia's house.
Granny Liu opened the corner door. These young people put their coats on their heads and carefully protected the camera equipment, looking a little pitiful.
"come in."
When these young people walked in, there were stone bricks under their feet that had experienced an unknown number of years, and beside them was an ancient house that looked quite old at first glance. The plants in the corners grew freely and wildly, which was very interesting.
"Auntie, is this an old house?" A girl with a round face approached Granny Liu. This house had a more historic sense than the one they had photographed before.What's rare is that while retaining the sense of history, it doesn't have the coldness of people who haven't lived in it for a long time. Instead, it is full of vitality, and it looks like it is inhabited.
Looking at their elegant ancient costumes and holding some photography equipment in their hands, you can tell that they are all lovers of ancient culture. How can such a group of people be patient when they see such a 'living' ancient house?
Naturally, each of them was delighted to see Lie Xin, and they approached and asked if they could take some photos, and promised not to take personal things.
"You have to ask my little master about it." Granny Liu said with a smile, and she wanted to leave the question to Xia Ye.
"Little master?" Several people were surprised. How could there be such a title between master and servant in ancient times in this era?
"Why do I feel a little cold all of a sudden?" A girl rubbed her hands, then looked around, "What's the matter with this old house? Is there one in Guli Town? It can't be... ah!"
A girl patted her on the shoulder and startled her: "What are you doing? You scared me to death."
"Don't scare yourself, I know this house, someone said it on the Internet, and isn't there another house next door?"
After a while, Grandma Liu came back: "My young master said, don't go upstairs or enter the room, you can shoot outside. Don't damage the things in the house. There are some old things in the house. Although they are worthless, they have been used for a long time. .”
The homeowner was so considerate, and they naturally smiled: "That's great, thank you, auntie."
"You're welcome, I have other things, you can do it yourself." Granny Liu nodded and left. She had to remind the other little demons that ordinary people came to the house.
Old houses have wide corridors, and they took pictures on the corridors. If the angle is good, the old houses in the rain will have a kind of mesmerizing beauty.
"There is a small yard on the left, several private yards at the back, and a large garden on the right." A boy ran over. He was going along the corridor to see if there was a small chair that could be borrowed to take pictures. I found that this patio is not everything, this house is much bigger than imagined.
These people looked at each other: "Shall we go and see?"
They first went to the small courtyard on the left. Since the courtyard was uninhabited all year round, the weeds in the self-contained mini garden grew luxuriantly, but other things were very clean. It looked like someone was cleaning it frequently. The wood carvings on the carved wooden door There is not much dust in the crevices.
"How many cleaners do you need to hire for such a big house? It's really a big family."
It is said to be a small courtyard, but it is only compared to the previous courtyard. In fact, this place is not small. The courtyard is several hundred square meters, and the rooms inside are not small. If it is changed to a city, such a house is enough for them to eat and drink. Drink dry for 20 years.
One with a little understanding said: "This is a typical three-entry courtyard house in the south. It is so big, at least five or six acres of land. If the garden is bigger, it is possible to be bigger."
Tears of envy flowed from the corners of the mouths of a group of young people who either had no houses or were burdened with loans.
"I often hear people say that real rich people like single-family houses in the countryside. I didn't understand what is so good about living in a courtyard in the countryside. But this kind of house is very comfortable to live in. The environment here is also good , life pressure is also small. If I don’t have financial pressure, I would like to live in such a place.”
They took a lot of pictures in this small courtyard, any corner can make a suitable background.
They are all young people from the city. Seeing the moss on the corner of the wall, they feel that there is a natural atmosphere. Seeing such a serious old house and small courtyard, they almost can't walk.
Until the rain subsided and gradually stopped, several people were still reluctant to leave.
"Shall we go to take pictures of the garden before leaving? It's a rare opportunity."
A group of people gathered together, the weather is just right, the house is also beautiful, no need for much decoration, adding a filter in the later stage can beautify the dream in the world, so let's take a picture of the garden and say goodbye to the host.
When everyone came to the back garden, they were naturally amazed.
"I can raise a tank of fish at home, and I can raise a pond of fish here, and I can row a boat on this pond."
Although it is already autumn, the garden is not dilapidated. There are several fruit trees in the corner of the yard. The red ones are persimmons, the yellow ones are oranges, and the big green one is Wendan.
Below the arbor is an unknown shrub, and I don't know what it is, with clusters of red berries.On the wall of the green brick courtyard behind the bushes, there are vines of the Rosaceae, with pink and yellow flowers growing.
The maple trees in the garden are also growing very well, and the color of the leaves is the most intense autumn leaf red, which is beautiful no matter how you shoot it.
They were all attracted by the beauty of the garden, only the cameraman couldn't help but raised his camera to one place.
On the side of the garden, there are two windows in the house. The window is an elegantly colored desk. A young boy is resting his face in boredom, and is spinning a pen with one hand.On one side of him is a tall man with long hair, holding a book in one hand, and seems to be reading to the teenager.
But the young man was absent-minded, the man couldn't help stretching out his hand to rub the soft hair, a water-colored ring on his finger was shaking with reflected light.
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