I am the only one in the whole world who is seriously cultivating

Dongfang Xiaoyue often dreams that she is wearing a robe like in Xianxia novels, flying with a sword.Start practicing from the very beginning, climb to the top step by step, embrace handsome men and beautiful women on the left, and pets of gay friends on the right, and it is best to fall in love with the handsome master, perfect.

But she didn't expect it to come true!

An hour ago, she had just finished the [-]th long holiday and was dragging a huge box to the teaching building. The weather was extremely hot in early October. When she just walked to the door of her dormitory, she suddenly walked out of the dormitory of the next class and was inexplicable. Handed her a bottle of water and said, "It's so hot, drink some water and rest for a while, don't suffer from heat stroke!"

The girl's voice was so gentle, she was still lamenting that there is true love in the world.After she pushed open the door, put down the box, unscrewed the water without even an advertisement and took a big sip, she shut herself up.

The water is very sweet at first entrance, but after swallowing it feels like a stick in the throat, it is difficult to breathe, the brain lacks oxygen, and the throat is burning and painful, as if the trachea has been opened.

At this time, she used all her strength to take out her mobile phone from her trousers pocket and wanted to press 120, but found that the mobile phone had to be unlocked with her fingerprint.

Dongfang Xiaoyue: "..."

Fingerprint unlocking, the most accurate setting of mobile phones in the world, there is no one!

When she swiped the lock screen again with all her strength and clicked on the dial, she just pressed 1 when she saw a loud crackling sound coming from the balcony. The thing hit, the whole person directly hit the snow-white wall behind, and the phone that finally pressed 1 also fell out.

Dongfang Xiaoyue: "..."

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She no longer had the strength to curse, but saw the white object move, it turned out to be a woman!The woman quietly glanced at the balcony as if she was hiding from someone, and then hid in the closet where she was going to put her clothes without hesitation.

At this time, she found that two people seemed to appear out of nowhere in the sky over the balcony. Since she was really dying now, she couldn't see each other's appearance clearly, so she could only roughly hear what they were saying.

"What's the matter? Why did you lose it?" One of them said angrily, "I've been chasing him every step of the way for three days! I almost got it just now! The Holy Monarch obviously doesn't have a space magic weapon!"

"Hey, don't be angry, let's keep chasing! If you can't catch up with someone, the fairy will be angry again!" Another person comforted with a sigh, "Hurry up, I'm sure I didn't run far!"

After that, the two disappeared out of thin air.

The woman hiding in the cabinet finally breathed a sigh of relief when she saw this, and then she found Dongfang Xiaoyue who was about to die suddenly.

"Excuse me...can you call an ambulance for me?" Dongfang Xiaoyue said with the last bit of strength.

"Did you drink the body quenching liquid?" The woman's voice reached Dongfang Xiaoyue's ears.

What the hell body quencher, please call an ambulance for me!Miss!aunt!I beg you!

"Since you helped me escape the pursuit this time, I will repay you." The woman smiled when she saw this, "But remember to thank me in the future~"

Thanks for your size!The world is going down!My life is over!

Dongfang Xiaoyue rolled her eyes and passed out neatly.

When she woke up again, she found herself in the air? !

No, she didn't die?

The woman who had smashed through the balcony and hid in her closet was now flying through the air with her.

What the fuck is this advanced high-altitude bungee jumping!Dongfang Xiaoyue almost peed in fright, she immediately tugged at the woman's sleeve and said, "Let's stop doing bungee jumping, okay? I'm afraid of heights."

Woman: "..." Which of your eyes saw me bungee jumping?

Seeing that the woman didn't pay attention to her, she tugged on her sleeve again and said, "Is it okay if we stop playing? You still have to pay for the repair fee of the balcony of the dormitory!"

The woman smiled slightly after hearing this: "Little friend, you have an opportunity now, and I am taking you to the destination to digest this opportunity."

Chance, chance shit!And it's been 9102 years, so why is there such a retro name for Xiaoyou? Hey!

"My surname is Beitang. I was able to escape that hunt just now thanks to my little friend for your help. Dare I ask your name?" the woman asked.

"My name is... Dongfang Xiaoyue."

Dongfang Xiaoyue is very uncomfortable with the more and more old-fashioned titles and words, why do you want to engage in a renaissance?

"Dongfang...wait a minute! Is that from the Dongfang family?" The woman named Beitang seemed to be panicked, and Dongfang Xiaoyue saw a white sticky note hidden in the man's sleeve.

"I don't know how to answer your question, but can you put me down first?" Dongfang Xiaoyue's tone was relatively gentle at the moment, "Don't worry, I won't open my mouth like you want huge compensation."

The white robe that this person was wearing felt very good to the touch, at first glance he looked like the second eldest daughter of a rich family!Anyway, that person should be handy because he often engages in high-altitude bungee jumping and other similar dangerous projects, right?Their family must have lost money!

At this time, Beitang, who had been looking ahead, suddenly said softly, "Little friend, it's very rude to make up for others in your heart."

Dongfang Xiaoyue: "!!!"

Gan!This man is actually proficient in psychology!

Just when she was about to say something, she felt as if she was thrown out by Beitang? ? ?

"I heard that your younger generation likes the exciting project of bungee jumping?" Beitang smiled and looked down at Dongfang Xiaoyue, who was falling in a straight line, "Today I will satisfy you! Come on! Cannonball bungee jumping in big windmill mode! Isn't it very Happy hahahaha!"

Only then did Dongfang Xiaoyue realize that a post-it note had been pasted on her back, and she, who was supposed to be in a free fall, suddenly spun 360° at high speed like a windmill!

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

Dongfang Xiaoyue was so dizzy that she couldn't speak at all, and could only whimper with a trembling sound.

"What? What did you say? Do you want to be faster?" Beitang's smile became brighter, and she threw out the new post-it notes that she had prepared in her hand. Like the suction power, all of them are automatically pasted on Dongfang Xiaoyue's back, "Okay, I'll satisfy you now! Let's go~"

Since more post-it notes were attached to her body, Dongfang Xiaoyue turned faster, and not only the windmill rotated 360 degrees in situ, but this time a spiral flight was added.

Seeing this, Dongfang Xiaoyue wanted to scream loudly, but she didn't dare to scream because of the lesson just now, so she could only close her mouth with tears in her eyes.

"Here we go, it's time to land."

Following Beitang's gesture, Dongfang Xiaoyue, who was still spiraling and spinning 360° in the air, suddenly accelerated and fell head-down like a rocket, and the speed was getting faster and faster!

"Do you like the three-stage jet landing mode? Isn't it exciting?"

Dongfang Xiaoyue: "..."

Forget it, she doesn't want to talk now, she just wants to vomit.

When Dongfang Xiaoyue's face was only thirty centimeters from the ground, the landing finally stopped.She finally breathed a sigh of relief but found that she was lying in a strange magic circle at the moment.And it's convenient to have a girl cross-legged.

Dongfang Xiaoyue quickly shrank into a ball: "Could this be the legendary blood sacrifice ceremony?!"

Beitang on the side burst out laughing.

"After the founding of the People's Republic of China, you must not become a master, and you should be less feudal and superstitious."

Dongfang Xiaoyue: "..."

At this time, the little girl who had been sitting cross-legged suddenly noticed the existence of Dongfang Xiaoyue, and her face turned dark instantly.

"Senior Beitang! I'm at the critical moment of the first promotion and the second promotion, don't make trouble for me!" The girl shouted dissatisfied.

"Jumping over the Dragon Gate is very simple, you can pass even if you are a dead body." Senior Beitang said with a relaxed expression on his face.

"No, shut up! Don't just set a flag for me!!!"

The girl meditates cross-legged, exhales regularly, and then gradually gathers the qi and blood generated in the previous practice to the dantian. As long as she successfully jumps over the dragon gate, she will be promoted.

The girl concentrated her energy and mobilized the qi and blood to condense in her eyes, ears, nose, mouth, and four orifices. When she finally had the feeling of jumping over the dragon gate, she heard a sudden thunder in the sky, which made her look up at the sky in fright. His face turned pale.

Isn't what is slowly condensing in the sky the Heavenly Tribulation? !

"*! Senior Beitang, you bastard! Obviously, there will be no catastrophe after the first promotion! You stab me in the back!"

Etc., etc? !Dongfang Xiaoyue at the side suddenly panicked!

It's fucking Ray!It's Ray!If this thing hits her, it will kill her! ! !

"Doesn't this just mean that you are talented, little friend Yuebai! You really are a genius without one in a million!" Senior Beitang read loudly, "Think about it! Others have nothing but you! Jie! Unhappy!”

"Fart! My master didn't prepare me for this! Sure enough, as long as you see senior, you will be fine!" The girl let out a scream and began to dig out all the treasures in her treasure bag one by one, hoping There is a way to deal with the catastrophe that will appear inexplicably next.

While the girl was still rummaging through things, the first batch of Heavenly Tribulations came down quickly!

"Yeah, it's over, I'm going to die today—eh?"

Halfway through howling, the girl found that the first cataclysm did not strike in her direction, and she glanced at the trajectory of the catastrophe in surprise.I saw that Tian Jie was originally aiming at her, reaching the top of his head, and then suddenly turned around and slashed towards Dongfang Xiaoyue who was beside her!

"Ooooooooooooooooo!!!!"

The thunder of heavenly tribulation bypassed the girl directly, and struck Dongfang Xiaoyue directly as if directed!

That kind of feeling probably can’t be expressed with the existing vocabulary. Dongfang Xiaoyue is in pain, not just the pain of being struck by lightning, the most important thing is that she is obviously about to faint from the pain, but she is so strong that she cannot faint , very angry.

"Little friend Dongfang, just give up, you won't be able to pass out." Senior Beitang said in the distance, "I brought you here to experience the catastrophe, naturally I gave you enough buffs in advance You can feel at ease, there will be no problem with me~"

Dongfang Xiaoyue: "..."

Seriously, why don't you just stab me to death.

After finally finishing the first batch of catastrophes, Dongfang Xiaoyue hadn't had time to catch her breath yet. The second batch was already in the air and ready to go.

The girl was shocked, she quickly left the magic circle and sat next to Senior Beitang: "Oh, this catastrophe... so it's not mine?"

Senior Beitang shook his head and said, "It's yours."

Girl: "..."

Girl: "Then why can that person abduct my Heavenly Tribulation?! Is she stupid and sweet!"

Senior Beitang: "What? You want Heavenly Tribulation?"

Girl: "...No, I don't want to."

The second batch of Heavenly Tribulations struck Dongfang Xiaoyue again quickly and accurately!

Dongfang Xiaoyue just wants to kill herself now.

What crime do you think she did to be stimulated like this?Could it be because he greeted that nasty woman in white over there with all kinds of forbidden words in his heart?

And why was she caught without any resistance and struck by lightning!Also euphemistically called Heavenly Tribulation.Shit!It's all bullshit!Also, in the future, if she sees someone who swears that there will be lightning strikes again, she will immediately pull that person over and let him be struck on the spot to see how she feels!

The second batch of cataclysms also successfully dissipated.

When the third batch fell on her, maybe it was the so-called resistance, she seemed to feel less pain than the first time?Then, as lightning struck her body one after another, she felt like all the impurities in her body were being driven away.

This feeling seems to be... forging iron?

"Is this guy someone you fancy, Senior?" the girl asked.

After hearing this, Senior Beitang laughed again: "What! It's just an ordinary person who drank body quenching liquid in bulk, just happened to meet me. I accidentally owed a favor, so I helped her this time. "

The girl looked disbelieving: "Heavenly Tribulation can also adjust the body quenching liquid?"

Senior Beitang pointed to Dongfang Xiaoyue and said, "Open your eye opening skills to see, the impurities in her body are being slowly discharged, and the medicinal power of the body quenching liquid that she drank before is taking effect."

The girl pursed her lips: "Come on! Even if Heavenly Tribulation can help temper your body, it doesn't mean you have to use this method! Senior Beitang, you are really a genius of logic."

The senior Beitang at the side laughed and said nothing.

Here, Dongfang Xiaoyue is experiencing the ninth lightning disaster.At this moment, she didn't even feel pain or itching anymore. It seemed that this body was also a shiver?As the impurities in the body were discharged one after another, Dongfang Xiaoyue felt unprecedentedly comfortable.Some minor ailments left over on the body have basically disappeared, and even the skin has become fairer and tenderer.

Tsk, could it be said that this so-called body quenching liquid can really quench the body?

Just as she was thinking this way, the tenth catastrophe was already ready to go.

"Come together if you have the ability! Let's just settle it!" Dongfang Xiaoyue shouted to Lei Jie in the sky.

Because they came in batches, I don't know how long it will take, anyway, that person also said that no one will die, so they might as well come together, and it will save trouble if they break up early.

"Senior, this person you know is a tiger!" said the girl.

Senior Beitang smiled slightly: "I have a hunch that this little friend from the East will have a good time with me in the future."

The Heavenly Tribulation in the sky seemed to understand Dongfang Xiaoyue's meaning. After a pause, a large number of Heavenly Tribulation Thunders struck at Dongfang Xiaoyue at the same time!

This pain is not as simple as the first catastrophe struck down back then, it was so sour, Dongfang Xiaoyue felt that she might remember the feeling of this time for the rest of her life.

"Didn't you say that people won't die!!!!" Dongfang Xiaoyue roared at Senior Beitang.

"I said I won't die, so I won't die." Senior Beitang said leisurely, and then showed a sly smile, "But I didn't say I wouldn't faint from pain, or whip corpses~"

Dongfang Xiaoyue: "!!!"

Dongfang Xiaoyue rolled her eyes, and finally passed out this time successfully.

Before she passed out, she could vaguely hear the conversation between the girl and Senior Beitang:

"Hey, senior, didn't you say you wouldn't faint?"

"I meant that you won't faint in batches. This little friend is a tiger, and there is no way to save it."

"..."

I wish you well!