[Comprehensive English and American] Jason's beautiful day

Peter stared dumbfounded at the steel behemoth.

For a long time, he was trembling, and he looked like he was about to faint.

"So, is that the Batmobile?"

It is not so much a car as a tank. Every part of it can be removed and replaced, and it can also be transformed into a weapon. Two cold lights are stuck between the tires and the front cover. The whole body is black. , There is no reflection under the light.

Peter was suffocating.

It's so handsome, just seeing it, you can think of the awe-inspiring aura of the Dark Knight.

Jason: ...how did you pull out such a thing.

Jason: [System, I feel like this car can't hit the door. 】

System: [... I didn't expect it to be so useless. 】

Jason communicated with the system with a cold face. From Peter's point of view, the little friend behaved calmly and even a little disgusted. He widened his eyes: "Why didn't you respond?"

Jason was puzzled: "What do you want me to do?"

Peter: "...that's the Batmobile!"

"The Batmobile!" he repeated. "On eBay, a bullet that hit Superman sells for five hundred dollars, and a complete batarang costs ten times that!"

Jason: "...so?"

Peter: "Do you know how much the Batmobile is worth? Priceless! Photos of the Batmobile are sold for $[-] each!"

After speaking, the little spider took out the mobile phone from his body, and jumped to the vicinity of the Batmobile. He took a deep breath, put his hand on the front cover of the Batmobile almost piously, and leaned awkwardly.

Jason: The old man on the subway looks at his phone.jpg

The little spider tossed about for a long time, made a pose that he thought was handsome, thought for a while, and made a gesture of rock and roll.

Jason: "...what are you doing?"

Peter: "Quick, take a picture of me!"

system:……

A good kid, why does he look like a fool now?

clack clack-

Jason's hands hurt when he pressed the shutter button. God knows how Spider-Man managed to get a small camera out of that suit. There was even a Darth Vader sticker on the camera——

"Okay." He threw the camera to Peter from a distance.

The little spider caught it in a hurry, and looked at the photo of himself and the Batmobile with a smirk, Jason ignored him, and went to the Batmobile to fiddle with it.

Peter: "What are you doing? I haven't asked you if you can drive. I plan to learn a driver's license this summer..."

Jason turned around without saying a word: "Can you let me have a quiet meeting?"

Peter made a zipper gesture, and then leaned next to Jason, "Can you help me record another video, just, just like the precious video that Batman circulated."

"Piu—jumped in from above." Peter's big eyes kept blinking. "You're right, I should have put a cape on the uniform a long time ago."

Jason: "The premise is that you can go in."

This Batmobile seems to be locked, Jason dare not use violence to open the door, who knows if it will cause an explosion, but the technology content of this car is too high, even Jason didn't understand how to do it. how to open it.

This thing has no door at all, just looking at the appearance, it can be called a seamless one.

Jason:  …

Tool Man Spider-Man, that's you.

Jason: "Try to fall from the top? Just follow the precious video?"

Peter nodded.

He rubbed his hands, moved his neck and shoulders, took a few steps to run up, and jumped high!

——with the standard cool posture of a superhero landing, he slammed heavily on the front cover of the Batmobile.

Jason:  …

It doesn't seem to work.

He sighed, took out two miniature bombs from his belt, and prepared to stuff them into the gap of the front cover. According to Peter, the entrance should be here.

Batmobile: "No."

Jason and Peter: "!!!"

Peter jumped straight away from the Batmobile, and Jason took a few steps backwards. The two looked at the black monster in surprise and looked at each other.

Peter shrank his neck: "...Did you hear that?"

That voice is exactly the same as the Batman voice installation pack that Mr. Stark installed for me!Low and hoarse, like a voice from hell!

Is Mr. Wayne in it?

He just watched me take pictures around the Batmobile?

If Jason is still in the state of a cat, then he must have exploded into a big gray-yellow dandelion again. He licked his lips, took out two guns, pulled the safety, and aimed at the Batmobile from a distance.

Jason: "Who's in there?"

His face was livid, his nerves were extremely tense, and he might pull the trigger at any time. Peter was startled by his reaction, and stammered: "Hey, wait a minute, Batman is not our enemy."

As he spoke, he moved his body, blocked the Batmobile with himself, and waved his arms to signal Jason to calm down.

"let me see."

He moved forward tremblingly, apologizing as he moved, "I'm sorry, I just like the Batmobile too much, there is no other meaning..."

The Batmobile was silent.

Peter became more courageous and moved forward again.

Still no sound.

The little spider turned around in surprise and looked at his little friend, "What's going on?"

He bent down and put his ear close to the Batmobile, feeling that he didn't hear anything, so he boldly picked the place where Jason had placed the bomb.

Still no response.

Jason:  …

Why would things become weird when encountering the system, he walked slowly, like a cat's pad fell to the ground, without making a sound——

let me try again.

This time he didn't hold a bomb in his hand, and cautiously stretched forward at an extremely gentle speed——

Batmobile: "No, I said, no."

Jason withdrew his hand and stared at the Batmobile with an unfathomable expression.

Jason: [System, is there an instruction manual?What kind of strange operation is this? 】

System: ...Damn it.

I understand.

The old bat didn't remove the authority of a dead person, and the pre-program of Robin's warning could still recognize Jason.

Outrageous.

Although the system understood, it couldn't tell Jason directly, it thought about it.

System: [Don't worry about it, this car will only say no, but it just keeps talking. 】

System: [Go to it. 】

Jason: [...Speak up, why were you so angry in the last car? 】

While arguing with the system, he banged on the front cover, thinking it was quite amusing. Every time he knocked, he could generate different sentences, and the more he knocked, the more addictive he became.

Peter was dazzled by the sight, and his little friend almost played the Batmobile as a sound toy, and was so shocked that he couldn't say anything for a while.

The Batmobile's refusal sentences are getting shorter and shorter, and finally it will simply say no.

Jason tilted his head and thought for a while, then took out the bomb with great interest, and stuffed it into it.

Batmobile: ...

Batmobile: "... is currently in closed mode, is it in an emergency state?"

Jason: "Enter."

Batmobile: "Level [-] permission has been turned on, and all functions can be used in an emergency state."

As soon as the words fell, the front cover of the Batmobile began to deform. The carbon and gold scales unfolded in an orderly manner and then retreated one by one. A hexagonal hole appeared at the position Jason had tapped before.

Jason:  …

Alice's rabbit hole?Just tap and it will come out.

Before Jason could speak, Peter couldn't wait to jump up to look at it, and found the problem at a glance. Such a huge Batmobile had only one seat.

Peter looked at Jason, pitifully: "Can you let me touch it, just touch it—"

Jason: "A seat?"

The Batmobile seemed to have become a spirit, with a puff of white gas, and the back cover was lifted, and the two seats were lowered one by one.

Peter: "...do I have to sit in the back?"

System: ...Damn it, why can't the old bat be a co-pilot?He is obviously the one with the widest social circle... The system maliciously speculated that maybe Catwoman broke up with him because there was no place to sit every time.

The system couldn't help remembering the feeling of sitting in the back, the Batmobile whized down the road, and jumped into the house for a while, and the people behind could turn into broccoli in it—

Jason: "Yes."

He watched Peter sit in, the back cover was tightly covered, and after making sure that Peter couldn't see anything—

He habitually looked around.

Then, like Peter imitating Batman just now, he turned over while supporting the side of the Batmobile, slightly bent his left leg, and landed on the seat extremely handsomely.

Jason: Kind of cool.

After he got in, the car door closed automatically. The operating system inside was as complicated as that of a spaceship, but Jason somehow knew how to open this thing.

Maybe because it was drawn by the system?Being a host is automatically full of driving specialization?Jason didn't think about it either, a mysterious excitement made him look like a cat on catnip.

System: ...It's really Robin Happy Car.

Batmobile - Alfred can drive, Gordon can drive, Justice League can drive, even the villains can drive.

It's just that Robin can't drive it!

Jason stepped on the accelerator, cranked the engine to the maximum, and slammed straight towards the metal gate at a terrifying speed.

Peter: Ahhhhhh-

Boom!

Jason's whole body was knocked against the back of the chair, his back was so painful, he was not angry at all, the corners of his mouth curled up, his green eyes were bright——

Batmobile: "Weapon system loaded, 40mm bazooka unlocked."

Jason aimed at the gate without hesitation, and the rocket, with its dazzling tail, hit the metal gate like a meteor—!

There is no deafening explosion, just a muffled murmur.

The metal gate disintegrated into small pellets one by one, wrapped the bazooka at the critical moment, and suddenly turned into a soft silver liquid. The ammunition exploded in the liquid, and the silver liquid did not damage at all.

Jason:  …

I've got to get a Kryptonian, he thought grimly.

After being frustrated twice in a row, he sighed and drove forward slowly to see if he could open the door in other ways. There are always so many tools on the Batmobile that can be used...

Jason drove the Batmobile and stopped a meter away from the gate——

door.

opened.

The door, which could not be shaken before, opened without any sign.

Jason: ...!

Jason was a little dazed by the sudden unfolding, he fumbled left and right, completely confused about what happened.

Batmobile: "Retrieved ingredient identified - source of ingredient, Krypton."

Batmobile: "Fortress of Solitude High Privileges Enabled."

Batmobile: "Pass."

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