[Comprehensive English and American] Jason's beautiful day

Dick felt a little broken, as Bruce nodded decisively at him while maintaining his speechless expression.

The shrunken version of the dark knight's pretty face was also occupied by embarrassment. He pressed his lips tightly together, his face was a little bad, as if he had thought of something extremely scary.

Bruce hesitated to speak: "Dick, I—"

He closed his mouth as soon as he opened his head, and moved his lips soundlessly, looking like he wanted to say something.

Dick slapped himself on the face in panic, his voice was weak: "Please, Bruce, give me some time."

He starts to wonder what exactly Bruce saw.

Scenes of the past flashed through his mind, the little black face came to Wayne Manor at the funeral, and after that, when he returned to their home, Little Wing also came over...

The big blue bird's eyes widened suddenly, and the expression on his face changed from panic to panic to social death, and finally fixed on rage. Jason couldn't help but marvel at this, what should I say?As expected of Ye Yi, who is famous for his rich emotions, it was the first time he knew that so much information could be read on human faces.

Dick: "Did you see that?"

Bruce nodded again.

Dick took a deep breath, his voice trembling: "Bruce, what's wrong with you?"

Bruce: "...?"

Something was forced through Bruce's mind again, and he suddenly understood what Dick meant.

Hell, that's not what he meant to say.

Bruce said unhappily: "I mean, I saw—"

"God!" Dick said angrily: "Bruce, how many people did you bring home back then, I never looked at you out of curiosity! I was still a teenager!"

Bruce forbearance: "I didn't..."

"Do you know? Even if the person you brought back opened my bedroom door in the middle of the night, I have never expressed any opinion on your private life!"

Bruce felt a little suffocated: "What?"

The little boy's voice was relatively immature, but after suffering a big shock, it sounded a bit sharp.

Dick was overly annoyed and said, "Do you think Emma is the only one who is interested in my ass? No! She is the only one who does it in front of your face!"

Tim raised an eyebrow, his expression cracked.

... so wild?

Bruce: Pupil quake.

What is he talking about?

Bruce fell into deep thought, feeling his past suddenly clouded.

Dick continued typing, "I know it might be hard for you, but even if I—"

Jason: "Shut up, Grayson!"

"Dick." Bruce interrupted him calmly, "I just saw you kissing together."

Dick: "...?"

Damian: "You? Who?"

Tim: "...ah."

After a long while, the big blue bird finally recovered from his stiffness. He squatted weakly on the ground with his knees together, his back bowed, his hands tightly covering his face, and he said softly, "Oh."

Then, a small whimper escaped his throat, like a kicked puppy.

Damian: "Grayson, who are you with?"

Dick didn't even look up: "Please give me some privacy, thank you."

Damian took it for granted: "I will inherit everything from my father, so you are all my property. It is necessary for me to know your emotional status. If you decide to create a child, then I will obtain his custody."

Dick raised his face and looked at Damian blankly, and after a while, he gasped.

"Dami, what are you talking about?"

Tim watched all this in horror and let out a subtle sigh.

He suddenly felt a little sympathetic to this little devil. After all, Damian was really not kidding. Get the same treatment as Dick.

So what did the League of Assassins instill in him?

Tim: The old man on the subway looks at his phone, jpg

Tim sighed again, and swept Damian all over with loving eyes. Damian was furious when he saw it, and after a clear sound of unsheathing, the sharp tip of the knife approached Tim. .

Damian sternly: "Drake, close your eyes."

Seeing the uncontrollable development of the situation, Jason felt that he should do something. He put down his arms and took a step forward.

"Xiaohong, I think..."

The ungrateful little guy.

For Bruce's sake, he didn't want the devil boy to experience a brain shutdown. Who knows what this kid with an abnormal brain would do if he was stimulated?

You made me, Tim thought coldly.

Mr. Wayne sneered, and said slowly, "With Jason."

Jason took half a foot, and suddenly froze in mid-air, because Damian was staring at his face with murderous eyes.

Wow.

Tim secretly applauded inwardly.

Damian looks like a betrayed husband.

No, I have to add another attribute - he looks like a husband who has suffered a double betrayal, and when he returns home after a hard day, he finds his wife and lover are being sisters in the same bed.

Jason put that foot down firmly.

Damian: "What's going on?"

Jason took a deep breath: "Dami, it's hard for me to explain to you, it's complicated."

Yeah, it's not very complicated, thinking about the misunderstandings he made up before he recovered his memory—please, those who listen to the story better not talk nonsense, he wiggled his toes uneasily.

His eyes are dead.

Damian: "Where is it more complicated, did you become the cat, did Grayson have the cat, or did the father become Grayson's cat?"

Damian: ...damn, can Grayson and Drake turn into cats too?

Jason froze for a moment, why did he suddenly mention this?So it's over with him and Dick?

It's not that he thinks this matter has anything to do with Damian, but Damian can't help but feel that this matter has something to do with him. In order to avoid future troubles, it is more cost-effective to make the little boy happy.

Bruce turned his face: "You have also become a cat?"

Jason paused for a few seconds and said with difficulty, "This is very complicated."

He looked at Damian's angry green eyes and said with a chuckle in his heart, "I can explain."

The decoration of Wayne Manor is really beautiful, and he took a closer look at the bumper feet inlaid by Alfred at the bottom of the wall. The patterns on them simply hide the mysteries of the universe——

"Okay." Damian's voice was cold: "You change once now."

Jason: "..."

Where can I change it for you? I'm not the real mage. Speaking of which, where did Todd go?

But suddenly he understood the problem.

Damian was indeed angry about him and Dick, but the deeper reason was probably that Bruce had turned into a cat, and he hadn't even touched it.

He coughed lightly and tentatively: "Dami, do you want to have a cat?"

Damian's murderous gaze was directed at Dick who was squatting on the ground: "I have brought back many cats."

What did Dick say then?

By the way, he is allergic to cat fur, and there is a dog at home. Batman and Robin have to watch the night together. For the sake of Grayson begging him in a low voice, he sent the bunch of kittens one by one to the place where they can live properly. place.

Everything is false.

After hearing this set of arguments, Jason couldn't help but began to condemn Dick. He kicked the big blue bird's calf with his toe: "Why did you do that?"

Having said that, Tim, who was eating melons, couldn't help showing a painful expression.

Dick groaned: "Little Wing, those animals have nothing to do with cats except that they belong to the cat family."

"Because the Scarecrow—" Dick stopped the name in time: "Gotham was a mess in those days, and I don't know which bastard broke the fence of the Gotham Zoo."

He said sadly: "On the first day, Damian brought back a leopard and several snow leopard cubs."

"The next day, I found two lions in the bat cave, a male and a female."

"On the third day, I opened the elevator door and almost got my head bitten off by a tiger."

"Day four—"

Dick raised his face and said pitifully, "Should I continue?"

Jason's face was blank: "Then?"

The big blue bird rolled its lips, grabbed its hair, and gradually lost control of its emotions: "...it's strange that there are dinosaurs and cows in the bat cave! This is a bat cave, not an African savannah! Damian even wants to create a A complete and recyclable food chain!"

Damian snorted contemptuously, and he clicked his tongue meanly: "Stop sophistry, Grayson."

Bruce was almost suffocated, he sullenly said: "Is there anything else I should know that I don't know?"

Damian said blankly, "For example, Todd became my grandfather's heir and killed him. Before that, he was my mother's lover?"

Jason: "..."

Dick: "..."

Tim: "Hiss."

Damian turned his face away: "Siva said that your relationship was not bad at the time, if you want to know-you didn't really kill him."

Jason felt his throat was blocked by something, he suffocated: "Thank you, I don't want to know."

Tim blinked, he really didn't know this, even by Batman standards...

He glanced at Bruce and Dick, and secretly made a definition.

...Fortunately, that's it.

Still a bit wild though.

Bruce stood up and looked at Jason pause after pause, with a bit of pain in his eyes.

Jason tried his best to pretend to be indifferent, but his tightly clenched fingers still revealed his panic and embarrassment.

Bruce was confused: "Jason... Thalia?"

If Thalia.

He had a wooden face, and Thalia's beautiful face and piranha-like demeanor came to mind, next to a young Robin in green scale shorts.

Jason thought that Bruce was going to accuse him—although he couldn't stand on the moral high ground, why should Bruce, a guy like himself, have a position to speak?

He cheered himself up, and said confidently: "Yes, just like you and Barbara."

This sentence is really too lethal.

Jason had succeeded in shutting Bruce down, without reducing the embarrassment in the air, and now Damian didn't look like he'd been doubly betrayed.

He is now a husband who is on a business trip abroad. His wife and her lover agreed to elope. They took away all their property and the cat. Before leaving, they burned down his house.

Tim had a polite yet awkward smile on his lips.

Suddenly, he shuddered, and there was a burst of coldness behind him.

For no other reason—

Everyone in the room had their eyes firmly fixed on him.