[Comprehensive Lord Demon Slayer: The Blade] The young master is a sewing specialist
Chapter 48 Salty Stir Fry
"The blue flower of the other shore? I haven't heard of it." I tried my best to restrain my hands from what I wanted to do, and tried to keep my voice stable, "But I can help you ask the guests who come from south to north."
"Okay, then thank you boss." Oni Wu Tsuji, who has not yet fully turned into a ghost, showed a sinister smile in my opinion, "I'm still thinking if you refuse, should I contact my family People have made it impossible for your store to continue.”
Oh yeah, I almost forgot—Kimai Tsuji seems to be a member of a big family.If he really told his family, maybe my store really won't be able to continue.
This is the Heian capital thousands of years ago, and there is no such thing as equality for everyone. Even if a nobleman kills a commoner, he will be impeached at most, and it will not even have much impact on him.
Gui Wu Tsuji Wu Mi is simply a kind of local snake.
"Then, shopkeeper, give me a piece of Yipin tofu, and a piece of dry fried carp." Guiwu Tsuji flipped through the menu and said.
Dry fried carp?Why don't you eat some dry fried wisteria flowers?How about another tofu?Why don't you try Yipin Rilun Knife to cut your neck?
No matter how much I want to kill him right now, he must have greeted his family before he came out, and the system in my brain has been warning me not to do irreparable things to him for some reason, otherwise Send me away immediately.
"Shopkeeper, what's the matter?" Ghost Mai Tsuji Wucan asked after seeing me standing still for a long time.
"...it's okay." I blocked the system's warning and decided to give him a cup of wisteria scented tea to clear his stomach. "The customer's order has been sent to the back kitchen. Our store has recently developed a new scented tea, and there are also new ones. Do you want to try the dim sum here?"
"Oh? What kind of scented tea?" Guiwu Tsuji Wumi was unexpectedly interested in these.
But I thought about it again, aren't all the nobles in Heianjing like this?Except for a few with real talents and real learning, most of them are arty laymen, and their Waka and haiku are so straightforward that it makes people feel complicated, and many of them are [beep——] unreasonable.
As an aristocrat, it is not surprising that Guiwu Tsuji is interested in arty things like scented tea.
"Isn't it April that the wisterias are about to bloom?" I said, "The shop plans to do a special feature on the wisteria season."
Guiwu Tsuji had no doubts about him, so he agreed.
So I hurried into the back kitchen, showing a smile about to do something.
"Come on, let's put the other list first, let's talk about the topic of wisteria first——"
"The wisteria cake is steamed! The wisteria porridge is boiled! Where is the fried wisteria fish? Add more wisteria flowers! Mix kudzu flowers in the cold salad! There are also fried kudzu cauliflower, put as much wisteria flowers as you can put in! There are also purple radish cakes! It’s best to make the whole cake purple!”
Pooh!No crumbs!Even if the wisteria flower can't make you sick enough, the toxins in other parts of the wisteria flower are enough to cause nausea, vomiting, abdominal cramps, and diarrhea, which is enough for Guimai Tsuji to drink a pot.
Half an hour later, except for the first-class tofu he ordered and the dry-fried river carp that was put aside, the rest of the various foods that were rich in wisteria flowers and even turned into deep and shallow purples were put in the ghost dance Tsuji Wu miserable face.
"During the fasting banquet, wisteria flowers are as delicious as Su Bazhen," I said with a smile to Oni Wu Tsuji who showed a disgusted face, "So, guests, please don't waste it!"
Oh, it seems that he himself doesn't know that he hates wisterias.As I thought about it, another idea came to my mind.
Even if there is no way to kill Onimai Tsuji in advance because of the obstruction of the system, at least I can torment him enough, and maybe I can make him suffer from wisteria flower PTSD.
While thinking about it, I actually did it.
Not only watched Onimai Tsuji, who suppressed his disgust, put the dish with a lot of wisteria flowers into his mouth, but also asked him to give his advice after tasting, and even gave him the unfinished food in the end He got into the bullock cart that came to pick him up.
Looking at his last expression that couldn't be explained in words, I felt refreshed from the bottom of my heart.After watching him walk away, I couldn't help it when I returned to the back kitchen, and laughed out loud hahaha.
"Boss, why are you so happy?" A monster who witnessed the whole process asked.
So there was a echo in the shop: "Yes, yes, boss, just talk about it!"
"Who is that guy? Does he feel like a human being or a monster? It makes me feel super annoying." Another monster who saw me sending Gui Wu Tsuji out of the house asked.
"That guy will bring huge disasters to mankind in the future, but unfortunately, I can't kill him in the cradle for the time being." I sighed, "So I can only play tricks on him."
"It's okay, let's help you!" The monsters in the store said enthusiastically, "We are very good at teasing people, boss, you let us eat and drink for so long, we have to do something to repay you Yes."
"It's not free to eat and drink, you have provided me with a lot of information, and Hu Shi can listen to it." I said, "That guy's family is a big family, the kind that can command an onmyoji, you better not Have you gone? What if you get caught and get killed by those onmyoji?"
"It's okay, it's okay, the leader of Yinyang Liao, He Mao Baoxian, is very talkative, otherwise we can explain the situation and ask Qingming for help." The monsters said disapprovingly.
"Then why don't you ask Qingming first." I said, "I don't want you to be wronged because of my affairs."
"Where, it's okay." Finally Qing Fangzhu, who was stronger than those little monsters, said, "Boss, the vegetarian food here is delicious, I will help, you don't have to worry."
Am I worried?I'm just afraid that after you are caught, you will tell their family about my cheating Wu Tsuji, and then I will not be able to get along.
But such words, at least for now, are absolutely unspeakable.If you say it, don't talk about Oni Wu Tsuji, these monsters in the shop may turn against me.
I can see that the monsters are a group of guys with big brain holes and talking to themselves.I could only swallow the words of dissuading them, and turned around to persuade them to eat more dishes - so as not to be able to eat them again in the future.
But speaking of it, the food box I used to pack Guiwu Tsuji was engraved with a self-recovering magic circle and a mirror circle, so no matter where he threw the food box, the food box would be in the same place as soon as he turned his head. , can return to Guiwu Tsuji Wuchan's side.
Because the food box was all handmade from material selection to production to engraving, so I clearly saw the food box being destroyed by Onimai Tsuji from the mirror image on the food box reflected in my room. Lost miserably → came back by myself → scared Oni Wu Tsuji Musai → was thrown away by Oni Wu Tsuji Musai again → came back by himself → shocked Oni Wu Tsuji Musai again.
Because I set the magic circle to be invalid only after all the food in the food box is taken out and eaten, and Oni Wu Tsuji is obviously not a guy who will wrong himself, so I guess there is a difference between Oni Wu Tsuji and the food box. Some are worn out.
Looking at Onimai Tsuji's expression of seeing a ghost, I couldn't stop laughing.
In short, the days when I was almost scared out of PTSD by watching Ghost Dance Tsuji Wuyou was almost scared out of PTSD by the food box made me happy for a long time.
Until a butterfly spirit knocked on Kongsang's door, and brought in a masked Pao Ge for me.
The author has something to say: Although there is no sun-knife scraping, there is a wisteria flower-themed afternoon tea with a hell set meal~
"Okay, then thank you boss." Oni Wu Tsuji, who has not yet fully turned into a ghost, showed a sinister smile in my opinion, "I'm still thinking if you refuse, should I contact my family People have made it impossible for your store to continue.”
Oh yeah, I almost forgot—Kimai Tsuji seems to be a member of a big family.If he really told his family, maybe my store really won't be able to continue.
This is the Heian capital thousands of years ago, and there is no such thing as equality for everyone. Even if a nobleman kills a commoner, he will be impeached at most, and it will not even have much impact on him.
Gui Wu Tsuji Wu Mi is simply a kind of local snake.
"Then, shopkeeper, give me a piece of Yipin tofu, and a piece of dry fried carp." Guiwu Tsuji flipped through the menu and said.
Dry fried carp?Why don't you eat some dry fried wisteria flowers?How about another tofu?Why don't you try Yipin Rilun Knife to cut your neck?
No matter how much I want to kill him right now, he must have greeted his family before he came out, and the system in my brain has been warning me not to do irreparable things to him for some reason, otherwise Send me away immediately.
"Shopkeeper, what's the matter?" Ghost Mai Tsuji Wucan asked after seeing me standing still for a long time.
"...it's okay." I blocked the system's warning and decided to give him a cup of wisteria scented tea to clear his stomach. "The customer's order has been sent to the back kitchen. Our store has recently developed a new scented tea, and there are also new ones. Do you want to try the dim sum here?"
"Oh? What kind of scented tea?" Guiwu Tsuji Wumi was unexpectedly interested in these.
But I thought about it again, aren't all the nobles in Heianjing like this?Except for a few with real talents and real learning, most of them are arty laymen, and their Waka and haiku are so straightforward that it makes people feel complicated, and many of them are [beep——] unreasonable.
As an aristocrat, it is not surprising that Guiwu Tsuji is interested in arty things like scented tea.
"Isn't it April that the wisterias are about to bloom?" I said, "The shop plans to do a special feature on the wisteria season."
Guiwu Tsuji had no doubts about him, so he agreed.
So I hurried into the back kitchen, showing a smile about to do something.
"Come on, let's put the other list first, let's talk about the topic of wisteria first——"
"The wisteria cake is steamed! The wisteria porridge is boiled! Where is the fried wisteria fish? Add more wisteria flowers! Mix kudzu flowers in the cold salad! There are also fried kudzu cauliflower, put as much wisteria flowers as you can put in! There are also purple radish cakes! It’s best to make the whole cake purple!”
Pooh!No crumbs!Even if the wisteria flower can't make you sick enough, the toxins in other parts of the wisteria flower are enough to cause nausea, vomiting, abdominal cramps, and diarrhea, which is enough for Guimai Tsuji to drink a pot.
Half an hour later, except for the first-class tofu he ordered and the dry-fried river carp that was put aside, the rest of the various foods that were rich in wisteria flowers and even turned into deep and shallow purples were put in the ghost dance Tsuji Wu miserable face.
"During the fasting banquet, wisteria flowers are as delicious as Su Bazhen," I said with a smile to Oni Wu Tsuji who showed a disgusted face, "So, guests, please don't waste it!"
Oh, it seems that he himself doesn't know that he hates wisterias.As I thought about it, another idea came to my mind.
Even if there is no way to kill Onimai Tsuji in advance because of the obstruction of the system, at least I can torment him enough, and maybe I can make him suffer from wisteria flower PTSD.
While thinking about it, I actually did it.
Not only watched Onimai Tsuji, who suppressed his disgust, put the dish with a lot of wisteria flowers into his mouth, but also asked him to give his advice after tasting, and even gave him the unfinished food in the end He got into the bullock cart that came to pick him up.
Looking at his last expression that couldn't be explained in words, I felt refreshed from the bottom of my heart.After watching him walk away, I couldn't help it when I returned to the back kitchen, and laughed out loud hahaha.
"Boss, why are you so happy?" A monster who witnessed the whole process asked.
So there was a echo in the shop: "Yes, yes, boss, just talk about it!"
"Who is that guy? Does he feel like a human being or a monster? It makes me feel super annoying." Another monster who saw me sending Gui Wu Tsuji out of the house asked.
"That guy will bring huge disasters to mankind in the future, but unfortunately, I can't kill him in the cradle for the time being." I sighed, "So I can only play tricks on him."
"It's okay, let's help you!" The monsters in the store said enthusiastically, "We are very good at teasing people, boss, you let us eat and drink for so long, we have to do something to repay you Yes."
"It's not free to eat and drink, you have provided me with a lot of information, and Hu Shi can listen to it." I said, "That guy's family is a big family, the kind that can command an onmyoji, you better not Have you gone? What if you get caught and get killed by those onmyoji?"
"It's okay, it's okay, the leader of Yinyang Liao, He Mao Baoxian, is very talkative, otherwise we can explain the situation and ask Qingming for help." The monsters said disapprovingly.
"Then why don't you ask Qingming first." I said, "I don't want you to be wronged because of my affairs."
"Where, it's okay." Finally Qing Fangzhu, who was stronger than those little monsters, said, "Boss, the vegetarian food here is delicious, I will help, you don't have to worry."
Am I worried?I'm just afraid that after you are caught, you will tell their family about my cheating Wu Tsuji, and then I will not be able to get along.
But such words, at least for now, are absolutely unspeakable.If you say it, don't talk about Oni Wu Tsuji, these monsters in the shop may turn against me.
I can see that the monsters are a group of guys with big brain holes and talking to themselves.I could only swallow the words of dissuading them, and turned around to persuade them to eat more dishes - so as not to be able to eat them again in the future.
But speaking of it, the food box I used to pack Guiwu Tsuji was engraved with a self-recovering magic circle and a mirror circle, so no matter where he threw the food box, the food box would be in the same place as soon as he turned his head. , can return to Guiwu Tsuji Wuchan's side.
Because the food box was all handmade from material selection to production to engraving, so I clearly saw the food box being destroyed by Onimai Tsuji from the mirror image on the food box reflected in my room. Lost miserably → came back by myself → scared Oni Wu Tsuji Musai → was thrown away by Oni Wu Tsuji Musai again → came back by himself → shocked Oni Wu Tsuji Musai again.
Because I set the magic circle to be invalid only after all the food in the food box is taken out and eaten, and Oni Wu Tsuji is obviously not a guy who will wrong himself, so I guess there is a difference between Oni Wu Tsuji and the food box. Some are worn out.
Looking at Onimai Tsuji's expression of seeing a ghost, I couldn't stop laughing.
In short, the days when I was almost scared out of PTSD by watching Ghost Dance Tsuji Wuyou was almost scared out of PTSD by the food box made me happy for a long time.
Until a butterfly spirit knocked on Kongsang's door, and brought in a masked Pao Ge for me.
The author has something to say: Although there is no sun-knife scraping, there is a wisteria flower-themed afternoon tea with a hell set meal~
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