Can the villain be coaxed today?

Today is a big day, the 40th birthday of Master Xia of Kunlun Palace, the main hall is very lively with people coming and going.

Lian Yu is one of the new disciples who entered the palace this year, and she is not very familiar with the things in the palace. She encountered such a big scene as soon as she entered the palace. It may be said that she was lucky, but she was more flustered.Fearing that he would call the wrong person and cause some trouble, the senior brother of the same school arranged for him a leisurely job of delivering snacks, just for fear that his elm head would not be confused.Even so, he still didn't do well.

"Senior, senior, you have already eaten two yuan. If you eat any more, others will be able to see that this plate is different from the others. If you are found out, the senior will definitely punish me. Either, why don't you eat it first?" Already? I’ll come back from the hall later and bring you something else.”

The person he called senior hangs crookedly on the tall tree in front of him, with black boot toes looming, his face invisible, but his voice is clear, with some indescribable pride, "What are you afraid of? When it's over, go to Xuelin Peak to find your Venerable Shen, and he will make the decision for you."

It has been more than 20 years since the war between the two races. In the past [-] years, the development of the human race has been thriving. The old capable people have been hidden in the world. The original mainstay has become the existence at the top of the pyramid. Zhou Ming became a new generation of guardians of the Central Plains. Although he did not inherit the position of Palace Master, he was the same as the previous one, and he was the person with the highest status in Kunlun.

Lian Yu cried, "Senior, I can't even go up to the mountain gate of Xuelin Peak, where I can see Venerable Shen, please stop making fun of me, return the snacks to me, I have to send them to the main hall. "

The senior on the tree ignored his pleading, and casually said: "Then I'll ask you to teach me. If Shen Yaozhou can't see it, Xia Zhuqing will always see it, right?"

Lian Yu was about to cry, "You, how can you call the name of the teacher and the venerable directly!"

"Hey." The man on the tree smiled, and jumped down suddenly, until he landed, the snack plate in his hand was still stable, and the crumbs were not scattered, "I chose the name, isn't it just for people What peak are you from? If you are so timid, who is your master?"

"...The disciple belongs to Ling Xufeng." Lian Yu pursed her mouth, "I just started a month ago, and I don't have a master yet. For the time being, my brothers are leading the training."

"This is not cowardice, this is respect. Even if the senior is a senior, or even an immortal from some peak, you can't call the name of the venerable and the head teacher directly like this. I heard from my brother that the names of the venerable and the head teacher Only elders and closest friends can call it, even the peak owners of other peaks have not surpassed it."

The so-called senior nodded. He was dressed in loose black clothes, his complexion was white, and his demeanor always seemed a bit unruly. He had already put the fourth pastry on the plate into his mouth while speaking, "According to From this point of view, I really can't call them... But I have never been polite, I used to call them this way, and now I want to call them "Headmaster, Venerable", I'm afraid they are not used to it."

Lian Yu said indignantly: "How do you know? Maybe in the past, it was because it was not easy to speak out to save face, so you made them feel comfortable like this?"

The man in black wondered: "Hey... you are young, but you are eloquent. Do you know who I am? Just say these words..."

"I said why I received your message but there was no sign of anyone for a long time. It turned out that they came from the back kitchen to steal food." His words were interrupted by another voice with a smile. Following the sound, two people appeared around the corner of the corridor. The head of the group has slightly short hair, smiling eyebrows, and a handsome snow-white costume, followed by a figure of about the same height. The one in the back, because of his expressionless face, looked more scary.

When Shi Bantang saw the person coming, he immediately smiled, "Child, did you see that? The guy behind with a cold face who looks like he's about to draw his sword at any time is the supreme venerable of your Kunlun Palace, isn't he rude?"

"Ah?" Lian Yu looked over blankly, not daring to confirm for a while, "Yes, is it?"

Shen Yaozhou has long been used to the occasional teasing of the couple, and nodded calmly to the little disciple, "Go down first."

Lian Yu didn't know whether he was or not, and Monk Zhang Er was puzzled, but obediently withdrew.

Shen Yan approached Shi Bantang, wiped the crumbs from his mouth, and said softly: "You are happy, in order to wait for you, I have already played two games of chess with Yaozhou, you are a little heartless, just think about it." Have some snacks."

Shi Wantang smiled and took his hand, "It's wrong, it's wrong, it must be on time next time, let's go, didn't you say that you are going to celebrate the younger brother's birthday? Have you brought a gift?"

"Naturally." Shen Yan carefully twisted the broken hair from his temples behind his ears, "We will leave after congratulating Zhu Qing on his birthday, and the banquet will not come out, and Immortal Ding Ye is also there, if you appear, he will make trouble. "

"Yeah, good." Naturally, Shi Bantang had no objection. After nodding repeatedly, he suddenly caught a glimpse of Shen Yaozhou's unabashed gaze staring at this side. He was immediately surprised, turned his head and found that he was not Look at them, just in a daze.

"...Hey, that friend over there." Shi Wantang looked like he wanted to laugh, "Why are you still stupid after 20 years? Don't blame me for not reminding you, it's very easy to find a wife if you continue like this."

Shen Yaozhou's glazed eyes swept over them emotionlessly, and uttered three words: "Not interested."

"Not interested, huh?" Shi Wantang shared with Shen Yan in amazement, "Yan Yan, he said he is not interested in finding a wife."

"Well, I heard you, don't laugh at them. After all, not everyone is lucky enough to find a Taoist partner. Those who don't have a wife can't win at chess. They only have a pair of chopsticks for eating and only one cup for drinking tea. He is already very miserable. Don't bully him."

Shen Yaozhou: "..."

Shi Wantang: "..."

Lord Ghost King whispered into his ear and said, "Shen Yan, be honest, did you play Pai Gow again just now, and you lost to him again?"

Shen Yan also said in a low voice: "Yes, there are also Immortal Master Shuxing and the former head teacher. This ice cube is the luckiest, and it will cost me more than three taels of silver."

"yes?!"

"Yeah!"

Shi Wantang scratched his eyes with eyes that hated iron but not steel, and then looked at Shen Yaozhou, his disgusted eyes went from top to bottom, then from bottom to top, and finally sighed: "You can't win at chess, so you can't win." Rubbish, no wonder I can't find a Taoist companion!"

Shen Yaozhou: "..."

The Kunlun Palace has been firmly seated on the throne of the number one sect of cultivating immortals in the Central Plains for these years, and there is an endless stream of monks. It has just been expanded a few years ago, and the area is almost twice the original size. When passing the corridor paved with white marble, Shi Bantang really wants to dig Take out two pieces, go back and stuff them into the floor of the Ghost King Hall.

"Tell me about you," he accused Shen Yaozhou indignantly, "extravagance is common, extravagant, spending money like water, arrogant and lustful..."

Venerable Shen didn't even lift his eyelids, it was right to think that he was farting.

Walking through two hidden corridors, taking a detour to the small courtyard where the head teacher lives alone, and entering the courtyard door, Shi Bantang caught a glimpse of a black shadow flying out of the house, passing by quickly, sinking Yaozhou found out earlier than him, and immediately stepped forward to chase him. Shi Wantang hurriedly stopped him, "Hey, what are you doing? Don't you understand that this drama is staged every year? What does it matter to you when young couples fall in love? Don't worry." Take it seriously, okay?"

Shen Yaozhou frowned, puzzled.

Shen Yan explained with a smile: "That's His Majesty the Demon King."

"..." Oh, he understood now.

If you say that His Majesty the Demon King is really a man of gods, the border between the two clans is so tightly guarded, he can still hide from time to time and travel thousands of miles to chase his wife, and he is quite open-minded - this is not the first time Shi Wantang has met He subconsciously chased him once when he bumped into him. After the fight, he found that he had no spiritual power at all. Only then did he realize that he was able to hide from the border barrier by sealing his own meridians.

Lord Ghost King was shocked at the time, and turned around and told the generals who guarded the frontier. Later, Xuan Mingye was never able to use this method to cross the border again. After more than two months, he researched another method. Of course, he never let Shi Wantang know about it.

The three were admitted to the hospital, Xia Zhuqing was pouring tea under the tree, when he saw them coming in, two clear dimples appeared in his smile, "His Royal Highness, Senior Brother Yan, Senior Brother Yaozhou, are you here?"

As Shen Yan said, the main purpose of coming here this time is to congratulate Xia Zhuqing, and it is inconvenient to stay for a long time. The four of them chatted for a while, after drinking a cup of hot tea and presenting the prepared gifts, Shen Yan prepared to lead his teacher to Ban Tang leave.

Shi Wantang said: "Don't worry, don't worry, I also have something to give to my junior brother, you two go out first, avoid it for a while."

"???"

Shen Yaozhou didn't have any objections, he was obedient and he wasn't obedient, but he was too lazy to meddle in other people's business, so he would normally obey arrangements like "go out, go first" without any objection.

Shen Yan said: "Why don't I know, you also prepared a separate gift, what, even I have to hide it?"

Master Wantang said: "Oh, I gave it to my junior brother, I can't show it to you, go out."

Shen Yan had no choice but to say, "Okay, then I'll wait for you outside the door."

It didn't take long for this gift, Shi Bantang came out in a short time, swaggering, with a satisfied smile, Shen Yan couldn't help being curious: "Looking at your expression, Zhuqing is very satisfied with what you gave? So what is it?" What? Could it be that you asked me to come first today just for this gift? "

Shi Wantang shook his head, and slowly spit out two words: "Secret."

Shen Yan laughed, shook his head, but did not continue to ask. The two went down the mountain side by side. The white snow in the distance reflected the golden sky, paving their way down the mountain step by step.

"By the way, isn't Qi Lang's death day approaching, and this year will be the same as in previous years. Will he light the eternal lamp?"

"...No, the flowers on Shifang Mountain are blooming exceptionally well this year. Let's pick him a bouquet of flowers, he should like it."

"Okay, what flowers to pick..."

Three days later, Xuan Mingye went to the appointment on time, but he failed to enter the house. Headmaster Xia not only shut him down, but also returned all the gifts he gave. His Majesty the Demon King stood outside the courtyard for a long time holding the gifts , Doubt life.And Xia Zhuqing in the yard looked at the annoyed expression on his face, and nodded in satisfaction.

There was a brand new booklet in front of him, on the cover was written: Yu Fu 36 Strategies.On the first page, there was an inscription given to him by Lord Ghost King: How to make a man obey you.

Shi Wantang—the eternal calamity between Xuan Mingye and Xia Zhuqing.