Misdiagnosed after being granted last wish by roommate

Zhao Xukai and Zhou Di were joking, but they didn't take it seriously at all.

Both of them are northerners, and they grew up under the influence of bathhouse culture since they were young. Although they really didn't feel that they were really unable to take a bath by themselves if they had a fever, even if they wanted to take a bath together, it was no big deal.

Just when the end of the thread fell into the eye of the needle, it was a coincidence.

In this atmosphere of not being taken seriously at all, when Gu Yang heard Jiang Zhihai's urging, he didn't dare to refuse with a guilty conscience, so he could only dawdle into the bathroom.

Zhao Xukai lay on the bed and yelled: "No! My little Yangyang! Once you enter his door, you will never go back to the past!"

"You're not clean—" Zhou Di covered his eyes.

The bathroom in their dormitory is not big at all, so there is no need to pursue the sound insulation effect. The sound from outside can be heard inside.

Fortunately, I couldn't hear anything from the outside, especially Jiang Zhihai turned the water flow to the maximum on purpose.

Seeing Gu Yang who looked like a boiled shrimp, he also turned his face away: "Don't take off your clothes yet, you'll get wet later."

He was naked at the moment, and Gu Yang was even more awkward: "I can just wash it myself...or you can go out first after washing."

It was said that although Jiang Zhihai was not wearing any clothes, he turned on the faucet of the sink, let the water make the sound, then turned off the shower, and wrapped a towel around it.

But he still didn't go out, instead he urged him a little more hastily: "Hurry up, wash up early and go out early, do you want to dawdle until they doubt it?"

"I wash myself really..."

Seeing that Jiang Zhihai wanted to strip his clothes directly, Gu Yang swallowed his words wisely, and obediently took off his shirt.

Because the next move was too clumsy, Jiang Zhihai came over again and asked him to support him, and helped him peel off his pants.

The two people who were naked facing each other again felt awkward.

"Brother Hai, I really won't faint." Gu Yang thought that he was responsible for his fever, and left him as embarrassed, "You can go out at ease."

He almost wrote the word pleading directly on his face.

Jiang Zhihai changed positions with him, and turned on the shower again: "Hurry up and take a shower, and be careful not to catch a cold again."

"Brother Hai..."

"Three minutes to finish." Jiang Zhihai said irrefutably.

Gu Yang hurriedly rinsed his head sullenly.

Originally, he just wanted to get rid of the stickiness on his body, but he knew that he really couldn't stay in the bathroom for a long time, so he washed quickly, and within a few minutes, he washed off the foam of the shower gel.

It's just that the feeling of being surrounded by the other party is really unbearable. As soon as he turned off the shower, he couldn't wait to put on his clothes, but after drying off the water on his body, he realized that he had completely forgotten to bring the clean clothes .

He lowered his head in embarrassment and looked at himself with bruises all over his body.

Jiang Zhihai can just go out with a towel wrapped around him, but he can't.

Otherwise, looking at their traces, those two people don't know how many scenes they can imagine.

"Brother Hai..."

Jiang Zhihai stepped past him, picked up an ointment from the sink: "Carry it on your back."

"Huh?" After such a big meeting, he didn't realize that Jiang Zhihai had brought in some ointment.

Jiang Zhihai had already squeezed a lump of milky white paste on his finger, and raised his eyebrows at him.

No matter how stupid Gu Yang is, he has already figured out where he wants to use this medicine.

It seems that Jiang Zhihai insisted on washing with him just to help him apply the medicine.

Gu Yang's body temperature, which had receded just now, seemed to rise again: "No need, I'll do it myself."

Jiang Zhihai said expressionlessly: "Have you heard a word?"

"Ah?" Gu Yang didn't catch up with his detached thinking.

"Whoever develops will protect it, and whoever pollutes will treat it."

Gu Yang: "..."

This joke is so fucking cold it freezes the air.

Arguing with Jiang Zhihai, Gu Yang definitely couldn't compete. Besides, his area was indeed sore, swollen and sore all the time, and given his current physical condition, it would be a bit difficult to apply the medicine completely by himself. Difficulties.

But in such a sober state, let Jiang Zhihai touch him like that, the embarrassment in it can be imagined.

In order to facilitate his hands, Jiang Zhihai even pressed him on the window sill, let him support his hands, and bent down...

It is needless to say how charming it is, in short, after Jiang Zhihai smeared the refreshing ointment all over his body, almost all other parts of Gu Yang's body were already familiar.

Jiang Zhihai is not much better than him. Although he still thinks he is a straight straight heterosexual, after all, he is still a virgin who has just lost his virginity. After tasting the ecstasy, how can he really be true No evil thoughts?

When helping Gu Yang to apply the medicine, his mind was full of the scene of last night. Even the process of applying the medicine only lasted for a minute or two, but the reaction he should have was not lacking at all.

Gu Yang leaned on the window sill with weak legs and turned around. The first thing he saw was his embarrassment. He was so frightened that he hurriedly turned his face back again, lowering his head and not daring to move.

"This is... a normal physiological phenomenon." Even with Zhang Jun's face as the background, these words are also dry and unconvincing. .

But Gu Yang still hurriedly nodded, for fear that Jiang Zhihai would not see his approval.

Knowing that Gu Yang couldn't stand here with his body wet for a long time now, Jiang Zhihai closed his eyes and tried his best to get rid of distracting thoughts, and he was short of reciting a heart sutra silently.

After finally waiting for the energy to pass, he went out wearing a bath towel, helped Gu Yang get the pajamas and brought them over.

Zhou Di looked down at his wrist in a serious manner, even though there was no watch on it: "Brother Hai, your time is a bit short, and now you have a girlfriend, so you should pay attention to your endurance."

Jiang Zhihai didn't care about his teasing at all, and put on his clothes by the cabinet without looking sideways.

His durability was just verified yesterday, so there is really nothing to mind.

Zhao Xukai crossed his legs on the bed: "Let Dr. Gu take a look for you, hey, can their sports medicine treat andrology?"

Gu Yang, who had just finished dressing and came out, suddenly heard his own name, obviously a little dazed, and let out a dumbfounded "ah".

"Dakai asked if you can treat andrology." Zhou Di repeated kindly.

Gu Yang looked at Zhao Xukai sympathetically.

Zhao Xukai sat up from the bed with a "shit" sound: "What kind of eyes do you have, I'm fine."

"Hey!" Zhou Di moved over cooperatively, and patted his bed board, "Yes, there must be no problem. Now that medicine is so advanced, you have to trust the doctor."

Zhao Xukai: "??? You traitor!"

Just now they clearly agreed with the outside world!

Having just been subjected to this and that in the bathroom, Gu Yang was still embarrassed and had no energy left to make fun of them.

It's just that he just woke up, even though his body is still a little sore, he is not sleepy at all.

Fearing that he could only think wildly when he was awake, he walked to the table, intending to take a book back to bed and learn to study. When he saw a few white pages pressed under the notebook, he couldn't remember what it was for a moment, so he took it out from the bottom. out.

Zhou Di immediately read out the big characters on the cover: "Luo Central Hospital's physical examination report, Gu Yang, what's wrong with you? Are you okay?"

"Ah? Physical examination? Is it because of a fever? It seems that you are not in good spirits recently." Encountered such a serious question, Zhao Xukai also stopped the exaggerated performance just now.

The only one who was calm was Jiang Zhihai, who knew the inside story well.

He lowered his head and changed his running shoes, and said casually, "All their freshmen who study medicine like to have a physical examination."

Gu Yang was a little embarrassed at first, but after hearing what he said, he retorted unconvinced: "Physical physical examination should have been done on time."

Zhao Xukai and Zhou Di were very relieved: "I will still talk back to my lord father, it seems that there is nothing wrong with it."

After Jiang Zhihai changed his shoes, he straightened up and glanced at Gu Yang, "I didn't find out. If there was something, I would have been out of breath by crying."

Gu Yang: "..."

He felt offended.

Zhou Di stroked his chin with interest: "I think this young man must have a special flavor when he cries."

Jiang Zhihai, who had already experienced this kind of taste, turned his back to everyone, and unconsciously curled the corners of his mouth.

Indeed, Gu Yang was the smallest of them all, with a fair face and a small face, and when he cried, he felt a bit pitiful.

Otherwise, he wouldn't soften his heart like that.

Jiang Zhihai opened the door to go out, Zhou Di realized something: "Go out for a night run? Then you just..."

He pointed in the direction of the bathroom.

After running at night, I was sweating again, and I definitely needed to wash it. The washing just now was obviously superfluous.

Jiang Zhihai froze, and quickly closed the door from the outside.

Zhao Xukai exaggeratedly asked Gu Yang: "It seems that his intentions were really bad just now! Your chastity is still there!"

This was originally just a joke, but who knew it was right in the heart.

Gu Yang felt that his face was on fire again, and his mind went blank for a moment.

Originally, the two of them were just joking, but Gu Yang's short pause made them smell something strange.

Zhou Di and Zhao Xukai looked at each other, and the ridicule in their eyes gradually turned into disbelief.

"We were just joking, why did your reaction make me so uncertain?" Zhou Di turned his gaze to Gu Yang.

Gu Yang also couldn't react for a while, and he couldn't find the starting point to refute.

Zhao Xukai blinked: "Fuck, did we break some secret, no wonder he treats Brother Hai better than us, like a little wife, tell me! Where did you get away with last night!"

He pretended to rush forward, but Gu Yang was really nervous, he hurriedly took two steps back, and then, the tube of ointment that was hidden and brought out fell to the ground with a thud.

At this moment, everything was silent.

boom--

The door was pushed open by Jiang Zhihai from the outside again.

The moment before they saw the ointment, Zhou Di and Zhao Xukai were actually somewhat joking, but now, they were really suspicious, and they couldn't help but show some embarrassment of breaking other people's privacy.

Jiang Zhihai glanced at the ointment indifferently, and said, "Don't blame me for dropping the ointment yourself."

Zhou Di and Zhao Xukai: "???" Is this the rhythm to admit?

"So you two really..." Zhou Di opened his mouth wide last night.

Jiang Zhihai frowned: "What, last night, weren't you talking about his hemorrhoids?"

Zhou Di: "???"

Zhao Xukai: "???"

Gu Yang: "..."

Zhao Xukai: "When did you get hemorrhoids?"

Regardless of his physical discomfort, Gu Yang quickly picked up the ointment and stuffed it back into his trouser pocket, covering his face and not wanting to speak.

Zhou Di: "So just now you took a shower together just to take the medicine?"

Gu Yang took a deep breath, covered his face and nodded silently.

Zhao Xukai and Zhou Di were greatly relieved at the same time.

"You should have said it earlier, I thought you were telling the truth in a joke." Zhao Xukai had a look of lovelessness.

Zhou Di also made a big deal: "I was planning to send my sincere blessings to you all, but I didn't expect this direction, but..."

He put his arms around Gu Yang's neck again: "In the future, you don't need to be polite about taking medicine. Tell the doctor brother, he can help you solve it."

Jiang Zhihai glanced at him, and he immediately became alert again: "Brother Hai, I was wrong, I shouldn't have robbed you of my sister-in-law, and you'll do it in the future, you do it."

Zhao Xukai: "The word '上' is used wonderfully!

Gu Yang: "..."

Yesterday he thought he was terminally ill and begged his roommates to behave like him, and today the other two people in the dormitory thought he was a hemorrhoid patient who needed help with medicine. Gu Yang felt that he might need to go to the temple to worship recently.

He really doesn't want this kind of persona who dies socially at every turn!

The former Jiang Zhihai didn't care about their teasing. Gu Yang knew that he came back specially to save him, and he didn't even bother to find the book, so he hurriedly took the opportunity to tie himself on the bed, and wrapped himself up like an ostrich again.

Listening to the three of them teasing a few more words, how dare Gu Yang let them see that he was awake, even if he didn't want to sleep, he forced himself to close his eyes under the quilt.

Who knew that he actually completely underestimated his exhaustion, coupled with the effects of the medicine he had just taken, he fell asleep again in a daze after a short while.

When I woke up again this time, the lights in the dormitory had already been turned off, and Zhou Di, who was on the bed, was snoring moderately.

You must know that both he and Zhao Xukai are real late-night parties, and it looks like it's getting late.Gu Yang found the phone by his pillow, and subconsciously wanted to press it to check the time, but at this moment, he felt the bed vibrate. Jiang Zhihai, who was sleeping on his top bunk, was about to wake up, wondering if he needed to go to the bathroom.

Thinking of the scene before going to bed, Gu Yang hastily closed his eyes tightly again, for fear that he would have to look at each other again in the middle of the night.

Jiang Zhihai quickly got off the ground, Gu Yang kept his eyes closed, but he never heard the sound of the bathroom door being opened.

He couldn't help being curious, just as he was about to secretly open his eyes to see what the other party was doing, a hand suddenly covered his forehead.

Gu Yang was caught off guard, and was really taken aback. He couldn't help but trembled.

Jiang Zhihai: "..."

Gu Yang: "..."

Someone took his hand back stiffly.

"I see you haven't moved at all, I'm afraid you'll catch fire again." He explained in a low voice.

Gu Yang stammered: "I, I just woke up, just at this moment."

Jiang Zhihai knew he was lying, but he didn't expose it. He was silent for a while, and asked again: "Does it still hurt?"

Although Gu Yang's body was so sore that he couldn't count them, he still understood in an instant what Jiang Zhihai was asking.

He couldn't help but think back to the feeling when his rough fingers slowly wiped in the ointment in the bathroom.

Gu Yang suddenly closed his eyes, and replied vaguely, "It's okay, it's okay."

This kind of thing that makes people feel ashamed and indignant, don't put it on the table and ask about it, anyway, that kind of pain can't kill people, but it's not necessarily shy.

Zhou Di's snoring stopped suddenly, and the two became alert.

But the guy turned over and continued to get up neither high nor low.

Jiang Zhihai finally left his bed and went to the bathroom.

Gu Yang's pounding heart couldn't calm down until he fell asleep again.

He was so nervous on the first day, after that, how would he face him?

作者有话要说：感谢在2020-08-1310:03:04~2020-08-1409:32:40期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: 1 seniors against the wind;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!