Misdiagnosed after being granted last wish by roommate

Because they are all busy with training now, the affairs of the swimming team in school are usually handed over to Qin Xian. Even when they can't come back, she is responsible for leading the team members to do morning exercises and run at night.

Hearing this news, Xu Xiaobei immediately threw all Azhu Azi, Xiao Feng and Duan Yu out of the blue.

Aowu from the north: "Busy preparing for the competition, who has time to prepare some programs for them, you go up and play the piano to deal with it."

The strings are not allowed to move: "[白眼] [白眼] [白眼] How many times have I told you that I can't play the piano!"

Slightly smiled: "[raise hand] I will."

Chen Weiwei has always been a girl who likes to express herself very much, and this kind of opportunity is really suitable for her.

Awow from the north: "Great! Chen Weiwei played and sang by herself, let's report it."

Qin Xian disappeared for a few minutes, and when he came back, he sent a screenshot of the chat history.

"To put it bluntly, we're pointing at your little brothers to get sponsors for the party this time, so we have to let some of them show up."

"Jiang Zhihai, Gu Yang, Lu Ang, Xu Xiaobei...Of course, if you can invite Shi Cheng to fund the next semester, I will help you run!"

Slightly smiled: "So I was rejected? [Embarrassed]

The strings are not allowed to move: "I have bargained, it is definitely impossible, you two have to prepare for the competition."

Seeing this, Gu Yang and Jiang Zhihai glanced at each other, and both had a bad feeling.

The strings were not allowed to move: "That's why I reported Brother Hai and Gu Yang, the show hasn't been set yet."

Immediately afterwards, she sent a signed and handprinted receipt to the group, which stated that she would help their swimming team apply for more than 1 yuan in daily expenses for the next semester, and if the application was not successful, the promiser would make up for it.

The strings are not allowed to move: "We haven't approved the [-] this semester. This is the first step for us to realize our fame. Sacrifice for the swimming team, two little brothers, please! [Poor]"

Haiyang Yang: "Are you expecting the two of us to have a cross talk?"

It doesn't mean that cross talk is easy.

The strings are not allowed to move: "Maybe...can we sing a duet?"

The two handsome little brothers stand on the same stage and look at each other affectionately. Just thinking about the picture is already very beautiful.

Haiyang Yang: "I'm tone deaf."

The strings are not allowed to move: "Dancing?"

Hai Yang: "The limbs are stiff."

"...It really doesn't work, let's go up and perform a poem recitation." This was Qin Xian's last struggle.

Jiang: "I can't read."

This excuse is really too perfunctory.

Qin Xian continued to say pitifully: "That's real money! This is because they don't want me. If they want me, I can go up and practice some acrobatics! Brother Hai...Yangyang..."

Gu Yang was also very pitiful: "If I could, I would rather practice acrobatics."

The straight men were all single-minded, seeing this situation, they came up with ideas one after another.

Don't change your name if you weigh less than 140 catties: "Otherwise, let's do some acrobatics for them, learn now!"

Da Da Da: "Can you rely on some scores, anyway, don't they just want to see their faces? If you want me to say, just let Chen Weiwei sing, and Hai Ge will perform alongside. Handsome men and beautiful women, who doesn't like to watch!"

Slightly smiled: "That's not good, right? [Shy] Don't you want their CP fans to pierce me into a sieve? But I can sacrifice for funds."

This girl has a straight temper and never hides her desire to express herself.

Although Gu Yang didn't want to perform on stage, he didn't seem to want to see Jiang Zhihai and Chen Weiwei appear in the same scene in his heart.

In all honesty, Chen Weiwei is really sweet and beautiful, and now she has talent, which makes her stand out from the crowd.

Although Jiang Zhihai has slept with him, he has never admitted that he is gay. What if he gets along with him a lot and finds out that he really still likes women?

Thought so in his heart, but Gu Yang was embarrassed to refute their proposal, after all, he was the one who said he didn't want to go on stage.

Who knew that the next second, he saw Jiang Zhihai saying in the group, "No, I have a phobia of contact with strangers."

Shi Cheng: "..."

Someone made up a sentence casually, and he really can think of it anytime, anywhere and use it as a shield in his hand.

Slightly smiled: "[Smiling] I thought we were at least teammates, but it turned out that we were just strangers. Excuse me, I'll go by myself."

Now that she has cultivated a strong heart, she will not be affected by this group of gay men in the slightest.

Qin Xian's head was full of cleverness, and he understood the meaning of Jiang Zhihai's words in a flash: "Otherwise, Chen Weiwei played and sang by herself, and Brother Hai danced with Gu Yang? It's just a sticky pas de deux."

Liu Geng was still very down-to-earth: "Didn't you dismiss the dance just now?"

The strings are not allowed to move: "Is the quality of the program important? Did she specify the quality of the program when she gave me the document?"

Da Da Da: "The chicken thief is still your chicken thief."

Less than 140 pounds did not change the name: "But isn't that kind of sticky dance with a man and a woman?"

Slightly smiled: "You are too old-fashioned, everyone is a college student in the new era, wouldn't it be more exciting to see two men flirting with each other?"

Regarding this topic, Qin Xian said that he had something to say: "Although it is true to say so, but... I just suddenly fantasized about Gu Yang's appearance in women's clothing."

Don't change your name if you weigh less than 140 catties: "?"

Da da da: "...Damn it, it's scary, I imagined it and thought it was okay."

Gu Yang clearly saw Jiang Zhihai's eyes light up beside him.

He resentfully sent a voice directly into the group: "Unless I die! The corpse will be at your mercy!"

Qin Xian was really amazed by his brain hole, but he still couldn't help the temptation: "Don't you like dancing? For women's clothing, I will design less movements for you, and let Brother Hai dance around you."

Hai Yang: "Don't even think about it!"

The tone is extremely firm.

Two days later, Gu Yang sat on the floor of the dance practice room with a dull expression, even his voice floated: "I'm already dead, now I'm just a corpse."

When a group of people heard the good news, they became more and more excited.

Qin Xian: "Are you sure?"

Chen Weiwei: "To be honest, I even prepared the clothes for you! And my makeup skills are top-notch! I promise to make you look beautiful!"

Looking up at the two women, Gu Yang deeply understood Mr. Lu Xun's words for the first time, that the joys and sorrows of human beings are indeed not interlinked. These people are really good at basing their own happiness on the pain of others, and also I don't know what kind of bad taste this is.

They chose a song with a very soothing tune called "Secret", which sounds a little sad. This pas de deux was also composed by Chen Weiwei, who has a relatively wide social circle, and asked a senior from the music department to help compose it. The senior sister knew that it was the two laymen who were going to jump, so she tried to keep the movements as simple as possible.

Jiang Zhihai was fine, his long arms and legs didn't affect his body coordination, it was like that when he jumped up, but Gu Yang was a person who learned broadcasting gymnastics from a young age. One can imagine the effect, if it's just that the movements are stiffer, that's all. The most important thing is that he can't even remember the movements. He clearly practiced the decomposed movements, and he was so nervous that he forgot all the movements when he got up and jumped.

Otherwise, he wouldn't have degenerated to the point where he even agreed to the condition of wearing women's clothes.

Looking at the two people who were eager to try, Gu Yang asked hopefully one last time: "Can't we just change the movements?"

"Of course not. You don't have any outstanding points. You haven't moved up yet. It will be awkward to stand on the stage, okay? If you don't believe me, ask Brother Hai!" Qin Xianyi rejected him with words, and threw the topic to the Someone standing by silently.

Gu Yang turned to him with his last hope, but a certain person also nodded at Gu Yang without disappointing everyone's expectations: "Qin Xian is right."

Gu Yang suspected that he did it on purpose.

Just do what you say, the senior sister and her boyfriend who are also in the music department were originally invited by them to be teachers, so they changed their actions with her boyfriend on the spot. He took out his women's clothing and cosmetic bag, as if he had expected that Gu Yang would surrender.

"You don't need to wear it for practice, but we have to dress up once before going on stage to see the effect. You don't want to put yourself on stage in a women's dress and look too awkward, don't you think?" Just based on her words, Gu Yang must also think that she is a girl who knows how to consider others.

But even if he clearly knew that she just wanted to watch the fun, Gu Yang had to admit that what she said was very reasonable.

Anyway, the decision has been made, and there is no point in doing some fearless persistence.

Gu Yang raised his face and pointed to his own face: "Come on, draw, draw now, I'm just a corpse anyway."

Chen Weiwei happily sat beside him on the ground, opened her makeup bag and began to work, but to Gu Yang's surprise, Jiang Zhihai also sat down beside him, resting her elbows on her lap, resting her chin on Chen Weiwei's eyes Put makeup on him.

Originally, Gu Yang didn't want to wear women's clothing on stage, because he always felt that it was a bit of grandstanding, but now that he really couldn't match the reality, he didn't really think it was a big deal to be manipulated in front of these few acquaintances—— Anyway, they just watched it for fun, and he was a little embarrassed at most.

But at this moment, after noticing Jiang Zhihai's focused gaze, he belatedly felt a little ashamed, and his heart beat like a drum.

Gu Yang turned around, turned his back to Jiang Zhihai, and said to Chen Weiwei, "Let's draw like this."

Chen Weiwei was in a state of excitement, but she didn't bother to push the opened cosmetic bag to change direction and sat opposite him again.

Who knew that Jiang Zhihai didn't bother, he stood up directly, pulled a reclining chair over, sat behind Chen Weiwei with his legs spread apart, continued to lie on the back of the chair, and looked at him with his chin resting on his back.

Gu Yang murmured, and couldn't help but say, "Can you please clear up, too many people are nervous about me."

Chen Weiwei waved her hand indifferently: "It's okay, being nervous doesn't affect your facial expression, as long as I'm not nervous!"

Gu Yang: "..."

Jiang Zhihai seemed to know the meaning behind his words, couldn't help but curled his mouth, and then stood up compassionately: "I'll go buy something for everyone."

A few people practiced with them just now, and the senior sister and boyfriend that Chen Weiwei recruited worked hard to demonstrate the movements over and over again. Jiang Zhihai is not very good at expressing to outsiders, but in fact, he can figure out when to do what and what to do. .

Gu Yang didn't care why he went out, in short, Jiang Zhihai was gone, and he was greatly relieved.

As soon as he heard Jiangzhi's voice from the customs gate, he hurriedly urged: "Hurry up, hurry up!"

It's best to try on makeup and wash your face before he comes back!

The ideal is plump, but there is no such good thing in reality. It is the first time for Chen Weiwei to put on a girl's makeup for a boy, and it is called careful, and she does not wait for a single process. Step by step, she is more careful than putting on her own makeup for a date.

When Jiang Zhihai came back with a big bag of food and drink, Gu Yang's eye makeup was only half applied.

Gu Yang turned his back to the exercise mirror, he didn't know what his face looked like now, when he heard Jiang Zhihai's voice, he couldn't help but want to hide.

Jiang Zhihai knew his embarrassment, so he didn't come here on purpose, and sat on the bench next to the exercise mirror to watch his back from a distance.

When Gu Yang is nervous, he straightens his back. Others may not notice it, but Jiang Zhihai has repeatedly felt the changes in his body when he has physical contact with him. A thought came to him, wanting to go over and stroke his stiffness away.

He thought so, and he did.

Qin Xian and his senior sister were sharing something to eat. Jiang Zhihai went over and took out a cheese stick, walked up behind Gu Yang, put his free hand on his back casually, and handed the cheese stick to his lips: " Have something to eat."

Gu Yang was taken aback by his action, and shivered suddenly. Chen Weiwei tilted the hand that drew his eyebrows, and a gorgeous black line ran straight up along the brow bone.

Without Gu Yang opening his mouth, Chen Weiwei roared angrily at Jiang Zhihai: "Hey!"

She seemed to have completely forgotten that this man had once been her male god.

It was the first time Jiang Zhihai was treated like this by the opposite sex, and his lips twitched, but now it is indeed his fault, and he has no room to refute.

Qin Xian hurried up to persuade the fight: "It's okay, it's a good thing it's eyebrow pencil not eyeliner, so it's clearer."

She took out a cleansing cotton pad and gave it to Jiang Zhihai: "Whoever pollutes will take care of it. You, be responsible for wiping the eyebrows clean, and be careful not to ruin the makeup. Come here, Weiwei, let's spoil it first, and eat something."

Hearing that seemingly familiar slogan, Gu Yang was even more ashamed, and subconsciously wanted to cover his face: "No need, I'll do it myself..."

Jiang Zhihai held his head down and reprimanded him in a low voice, "Don't move!"

Gu Yang froze again.

Jiang Zhihai rubbed his back, and whispered: "Relax, there are so many people, I can't eat you."

Another meaning of this sentence is that you can eat it in many ways when there is no one around, but unfortunately no one except Gu Yang can hear it.

Before putting on blush, Gu Yang's face was already flushed.

Jiang Zhihai took a bite of the cheese stick, stuffed the rest into Gu Yang's mouth, then took the cotton pad, and carefully wiped the extra mark on his eyebrows.

It's not that difficult to wipe off a shallow scratch, but in front of others, seeing Jiang Zhihai laying down in front of his eyes and helping him wipe it seriously, Gu Yang felt his heart was about to jump out.

But soon, Jiang Zhihai finished wiping, but Chen Weiwei was already deeply in the embrace of snacks and couldn't extricate herself.

Jiang Zhihai looked around in her cosmetic bag, reached out to pick up the eyebrow pencil that Chen Weiwei had just put down, examined it, seemed to be curious about how to use this kind of thing, unexpectedly raised her hand suddenly, and looked at Gu Yang's eyebrows. It was lightly traced.

click-

With the sound of the shutter, the two turned their heads together, only to see that Qin Xian, the master photographer, was holding his mobile phone to them again at this moment.

Meeting their gazes, Qin Xian smiled awkwardly: "You say it's a coincidence, I just wanted to show off the snacks that Brother Hai bought, and I just turned on the camera..."

Gu Yang blushed and covered his eyebrows, and couldn't help but retreat, seeing Qin Xian sighing regretfully again: "Unfortunately, the spirit has just been conveyed by the Propaganda Department, Weibo accounts are not allowed to post anything, okay Material is wasted."

Well wasted!Gu Yang nodded silently in his heart.

This incident originally came to an end like this, but when Qin Xian went out to throw out the trash, he turned around and saw Jiang Zhihai following him out of the dance room.

"Going out again?" She asked casually.

Jiang Zhihai nodded: "I feel like I'm running out of water, so I'll go buy some more."

Qin Xian frowned suspiciously: "No? I think it's enough."

"I'm very thirsty today." Jiang Zhihai said seriously.

Qin Xian had no doubts about him: "Okay then... I would have asked you to bring out the trash if I knew about it."

She had just walked a few steps when she heard Jiang Zhihai suddenly stop her: "Wait!"

Qin Xian stopped and looked back at him.

Jiang Zhihai cleared his throat uncomfortably: "Well... you and I have an affair, you know?"

Qin Xian looked at him even more puzzled: "Are you talking about that Jiangyang Bandit's CP super? What's wrong?"

"The photo just now... If you don't want to waste it, you can actually use your private account to post in super chat." Jiang Zhihai slapped his throat heavily again, "Neither Gu Yang nor I care about this."

Qin Xian: "???"

The author has something to say: Qin Xian: "I feel like I know some secret."