The most brutal boss in history [Comprehensive martial arts]

Some people really can't bear to talk about it by nature, saying that Cao Cao is Cao Cao.

Here Uncle Fu reported what happened recently, when Ximen Chuuxue and Qi Xianghong were discussing Lu Xiaofeng's matter, this bird that was troubled every day came.

"Let him come in." Ximen Chuuxue said to Uncle Fu, and he couldn't be stopped anyway.And he was also very curious about what Lu Xiaofeng wanted to do with Qi Xianghong.

Fu Bo nodded, and after a while, Lu Xiaofeng, who was wearing a red cloak and with four eyebrows on his face, rushed in, came to the yard under the plum tree, picked up the wine glass from the table and poured himself a glass After drinking the wine in one gulp, he breathed a sigh of relief and sat opposite Ximen Chuuxue and Qi Xianghong.

"I'm so exhausted." Lu Xiaofeng sighed, raised his head and met a pair of ignorant and innocent eyes, which were moist.

Little Qi Xiangming: 0ω0

Lu Xiaofeng: 0_0

Lu Xiaofeng rubbed his eyes, then looked ahead.

Little Qi Xiangming: *0▽0*

Lu Xiaofeng looked at Ximen Chuuxue, then at Qi Xianghong, and then said: "The reason you are not here for a while is because..."

"Am I that likely to be able to give birth to a baby?" Qi Xianghong sneered.

"Huh? Why, this... isn't your son?" Lu Xiaofeng was startled.

"Brother-in-law." Ximen Chuuxue explained again.

"Oh...so that's the case." Lu Xiaofeng relaxed, and he just said, how could it be so fast.

"So, what are you here for this time? Lu Troublemaker?" Qi Xianghong asked.

Lu Xiaofeng: ...

He knew he was a troublemaker, but he didn't need to call him that.Chickens and birds are enough,

"I'm here to ask you for help." Lu Xiaofeng thought for a while, then recalled his purpose, and said to Xiang Hong.

Qi Xianghong held out his hand to Lu Xiaofeng.

Lu Xiaofeng:? ?

"I heard from Uncle Fu that you brought things to beg me a few days ago, so did you bring today's things?" Qi Xianghong asked with a smile.

Suddenly, Lu Xiaofeng spread his hands and said, "I came to look for you a few days ago, but you were not here. I thought there would be no results when I came today. I already thought of a different way. I passed by the mountain before and wanted to have a last look, but I don't want to just catch up with you guys coming back. It seems that my luck has always been good."

"So you didn't bring anything today?"

"Yes."

"You didn't bring anything, so you still have the nerve to drink and sit here?"

"You have the nerve to reach out and ask the guests for something, why am I embarrassed to sit here?" Lu Xiaofeng replied with a smile.

Qi Xiang Huale, retracted his hand and said, "What can I do for you?"

"Nowadays there is a ghost villa in Jianghu, I wonder if you have heard of it?" Lu Xiaofeng asked.

Qi Xianghong shook his head.

"A villa where I don't know where they are hiding. It is said that as long as they are hiding people, no one in this world can find them." Ximen Chuuxue said, "But the only people who can go there are those who have nowhere to live in this world." .”

"That's right, I didn't expect you to know clearly." Lu Xiaofeng said.

"The person who was chasing and killing suddenly disappeared in Jianghu. I tracked it down for a while, and only got the answer that he might have gone to the Ghost Villa." Ximen Chuixue said.

"So, what are you going to do at the villa?"

"Someone asked me to investigate, but first, I need to sneak in." Lu Xiaofeng looked at Qi Xianghong and Ximen Chuuxue earnestly.

"What do you want me for?"

"Boss Qi, Big Brother Qi! Ximen Chuixue, the master of Ximen! What should I do to make you hunt me down?" Lu Xiaofeng asked, "I have to win the trust of everyone in the Jianghu, let them believe that I have no place to live in the Jianghu , Desperate to the End of the World!"

Ximen Chuuxue held his wine glass in silence for a moment, and then said: "Having an affair with my wife." This is probably the only thing that can make him chase Lu Xiaofeng thousands of miles away.Nothing else, even Lu Xiaofeng burned down his house and Ximen Chuuxue could remain indifferent.

Lu Xiaofeng looked at Qi Xianghong quietly,

"Get lost!" Qi Xianghong said, "I won't act in this play."

"I don't want to act either." Lu Xiaofeng held his forehead dejectedly, "Lu Xiaofeng is recognized as a lecherous bastard, and he only loves women and not blues. I don't believe that I get mixed up with my friend's husband and wife! How can I like it? your?"

"You go too!"

Lu Xiaofeng covered his forehead with both hands and moaned: "What should I do..."

Ximen Chuuxue was also silent.

"Ah!" Xiao Qi clapped his hands to Ming.

Lu Xiaofeng raised his head slowly and looked at Xiao Qi Xiangming.

"Boss Qi, if I kidnap your brother, will you chase me down?"

"Are you going to take my brother to the Ghost Villa?" Qi Xianghong asked rhetorically.

Lu Xiaofeng became dumb, stroking his beard dejectedly, with a helpless expression on his face.

"Lu Xiaofeng, actually...it's hard for you to make Chuuxue angry, but it's easy for you to make me angry." Qi Xianghong said with a smile.

Lu Xiaofeng: 0A0

"Even, I don't need a reason to chase you down." Qi Xianghong stood up, pulled out his whip and said.

Lu Xiaofeng: ...

Qi Xianghong raised his hand and threw the little Qi Xiangming who was on him into Ximen Chuuxue's arms. Seeing him throwing away the child, Lu Xiaofeng moved his hand holding the whip, and hurriedly backed up a few steps, only to hear a bang, and the stone bench he was sitting on was hit by the whip. It was smashed to pieces, showing the strength of the force, it made Lu Xiaofeng's back covered in cold sweat in fright.

It's really not a joke.

"Lu Xiaofeng, if you want to go to Ghost Villa and I'll help you, you can spread any rumors up to you. You're having an affair with me, or Chuuxue, or even my brother, I don't care." Qi Xianghong held He whipped his whip and made a crackling sound, "But there is one condition. It's not a joke to ask me to chase you down, and I'm not just pretending. If you really let me catch you, I won't kill you. After all, you are Fubuki My friend, but... I want to cut off your eggs soaked in medicinal wine~"

After hearing this, Lu Xiaofeng felt a chill between his legs, and turned to look at Ximen Chuuxue for help.Ximen Chuuxue lowered his head and sipped his wine, desperate to die.

"Egg woo!" Xiao Qi clapped his hands to Ming and laughed.

Lu Xiaofeng wants to cry but has no tears, what the hell, it's going to be gone!

"From now on, I'll give you a cup of tea to escape." Qi Xianghong said.A cup of tea, that is, a quarter of an hour, can do a lot of things, but in terms of escaping... escaping to cut the balls, it is very tense.

"Are you serious?" Lu Xiaofeng asked.

Qi Xianghong raised his eyebrows, held up his wine glass and shook it at Lu Xiaofeng: "Time is short, you have to hurry up."

Lu Xiaofeng swallowed, picked up his own wine glass from the table, drank the contents in one gulp, then turned his head and ran away with lightness kung fu, not daring to waste any more time.

If you don't leave, the balls will be gone!

Ximen Chuuxue, you married a wife who is more cruel than you! (/TДT)/

Death is not terrible, the most terrible thing is that the body is incomplete when it dies, especially what is missing is something between the legs.And losing that thing while alive is a hundred times crueler than missing it when dead!

And for a romantic man who can't live without a woman, the pain is tens of thousands of times!

Better die than cut off!

Lu Xiaofeng ran away like a wind.Qi Xianghong sat down and drank slowly.Ximen Chuuxue looked up at him and asked, "What is your reason for hunting him down?"

"Seduce you while I'm not around." Qi Xianghong said without changing his face.

Ximen Fuxue: ...

It's strange if someone believes it.

Three days later.

In the small pavilion by the lake, there is an Eight Immortals table, and sitting beside the Eight Immortals table are seven people who are famous all over the world.

Layman Gusong, Taoist Mu, Monk Bitter Gourd, Mr. Tang Er, Swordsman Xiaoxiang, Sikong Zhaixing, Huamanlou.

They come from different places and have different identities, but at this moment, they all gathered together for one person, their mutual friend, Lu Xiaofeng.

"I know Ximen Chuuxue." Mr. Tang Er said, "I have seen him, although I have never seen his swordsmanship. However, it is said that anyone he targets will inevitably die."

"But this time it wasn't Ximen Chuuxue who chased him down," Mu Taoist said.

"It's his wife." Xiaoxiang Swordsman had a strange expression on his face. "I know him. He opened the first store. He is a master of forging swords."

"Not only that, but the medicine in his store is also extremely miraculous." Monk Bitter Gourd said, "There is a saying in the Jianghu, it is better to offend the king of heaven, Lao Tzu, than the boss of the first store. Because you may ask him at any time." .”

"So, where did Lu Xiaoji provoke him?" Sikong Zaixing asked puzzled.

Mu Taoist's mouth moved, his expression was very strange.

"Why, do you know any news?" Layman Gu Song asked anxiously.

"I know... some news." Mu Daoren said, "I don't know if it's a rumor or a fact."

"If you're talking about the one in the world, I know it too." Sikong Zhaixing snorted, "Everyone in the world knows that Ximen Chuuxue's wife has been missing for a long time, and Lu Xiaoji helped find her. But there was still no news. Later, Lu Xiaoji was too lazy to look for it, so he simply found a woman and stuffed it with Ximen Chuuxue."

Hua Manlou's expression was strange: "Are you serious?"

"I don't know if he really sent me off. I only know that he once asked me how likely it is that Ximen Chuuxue could get comfort from other women." Sikong Zhaixing said.

Hua Man Lou: ...

Taoist Mu shook his head: "You're not right. Lu Xiaofeng didn't find a woman, but a man who looked very similar to Boss Qi. He pretended to be Boss Qi and gave it to Ximen Chuuxue. He also came to me before. I asked about people who looked similar to Boss Qi, and I was thinking about going to the Nanfeng Hall." Although he said this, Taoist Mu didn't know if Lu Xiaofeng really went, or if he just said it casually.

Huamanlou: ...

"It is said that Boss Qi desperately chased and killed Lu Xiaofeng because he happened to crash when he came back...the scene where the man pretending to be himself was lying on the same bed with Ximen Chuuxue." Taoist Mu said in a low voice.

Everyone was silent, and then sighed in unison.

You can't die if you don't do it.

Having said that, Qi Xianghong should indeed be angry, and he was about to explode.It's okay to pry the corner of his wall, it's fine to find a beautiful woman to pry it, if it can be pried, it's Ximen Chuuxue's problem.In the end, he turned out to be someone who used his name and appearance to rob him. If he didn't go after Lu Xiaofeng, who would he go after?How do you feel when you come back from not being home for a while and see your husband lying with your impostor?

"Lu Xiaofeng, it doesn't look like someone who would do such a thing." Hua Manlou said, although he looked very serious on weekdays.

"Where's Ximen Chuuxue?" Sikong Zhaixing asked.

"I don't know, since Lu Xiaofeng was hunted down, he has never shown his face, and he has never stepped out of Wanmei Villa." Mr. Tang Er shook his head.

"I remember that the housekeeper of Wanmei Villa listened to the boss very much." Hua Manlou said.

"Ximen Chuuxue is also very obedient to his wife." Sikong Zaixing said.

Then, there was another period of silence.

So, Ximen Chuuxue was imprisoned by the furious Boss Qi because he had misidentified his wife?Tsk tsk, the wife is strict.

"No matter what, we can't sit idly by and wait for Lu Xiaofeng to be killed." Layman Gu Song said.

"Who said Qi Xianghong wanted to kill Lu Xiaofeng?" Xiaoxiang swordsman had a strange smile on his face, "He wanted to cut that thing between Lu Xiaofeng's legs."

Crowd: ...

The author has something to say:

Ximen Fuxue: ←←

Qi Xianghong: ←←

Lu Xiaofeng: Why are you looking at me like that?I just asked a friend to help find someone, and complained by the way, just kidding!joke!Ximen Chuuxue, you know it, I didn't stuff you with women!I haven't found a similar man for you!

Ximen Fuxue: Heh.

Qi Xianghong: Hehe.

Lu Xiaofeng: Well, I did consider the feasibility...

After going for such a long time without news, I thought I was dead. Seeing that my friend never forgets to help him get through this relationship every day, isn’t starting a new relationship the best way to forget, huh?ah?