Naive and Wuxie

Hangzhou in August is still sweltering.In the words of the fat man, it is a natural Thai sauna!I placed a lazy chair on the balcony on the second floor of the shop.When I have nothing to do, I always like to lie on a chair and look at the sky in a daze.As for when did this weird hobby start?If you think about it carefully, it should be after getting to know the stuffy oil bottle who always likes to look up at the sky at a 45-degree angle!

It is strange to say that since Changbai Mountain left, the ten-year period is approaching.I actually became more and more anxious.While looking forward to the opening of the bronze door, the little brother can come back.On the one hand, he was afraid that it would be like what the fat man said back then.The bronze door opened but there was nothing inside, or there was only a pile of white bones waiting for me.Ten years of hope ended in vain. "Hey!" I couldn't help but let out a long sigh.I said to myself in my heart: "Ten years is really long! I can't keep my innocence anymore! I really don't know if you can accept me like this when we meet again?"

But thinking about it, there is still work to be done.It's a habit I've developed over the past ten years.Hastily putting away a mess of thoughts, I got up and walked back to the back room.After an hour of steaming in the natural sauna, I feel sweaty and sticky all over my body.If you don't clean it in time, you won't be able to live comfortably for the rest of the time!Thinking of this, I suddenly wanted to see Poker Bottle as soon as possible.I don't know how he lived behind the bronze door?How is the weather there?He doesn't take a bath for ten years, does he?However, after thinking about it again, Boyouping seems to be a bit of a clean freak. I remember that every time he was in a fight, if he was covered in rice dumpling blood, he would always find a place to clean it as soon as he was free.It shouldn't be too dirty after all!Thinking about it, I couldn't help but grinned.

I just walked to the corner of the stairs after taking a shower.As expected, he saw Wang Meng sitting on the sofa and playing with his mobile phone.After a helpless sigh, I walked over slowly, but what I didn't expect was that.Wang Meng opened his mouth without even raising his head, and said, "Choose what you like, and there is a marked price on it. If there is anything you don't understand, just ask me!"

I heard this tone.I couldn't help but get angry all of a sudden.Then without thinking, he kicked the solid wood coffee table in front of Wang Meng.Maybe it was kicking a little too hard.Just heard a loud bang.The frightened Wang Meng jumped up from the sofa.

After a long while, he said in a loud voice, "Boss, you really scared me to death just now!"

"Scared to death?" I smiled and snorted softly: "I'm about to die of anger from you!"

Wang Meng chuckled: "No way! Boss, it's not that you don't know that it's the off-season. The business in our store has always been like this. Don't you think it's just the two of us panting? I promise I won't delay the business. "

I have nothing to refute to this explanation.In fact, counting seriously, Wang Meng has been with me for almost eleven years.Especially after I experienced the deaths of Aning and Pan Zi; the unknown life and death of my third uncle; and the sudden departure of Poker Fing.This person who has a more or less common connection with them has become all my spiritual sustenance.Although he is often lazy and naps.But if something big happens, he is the only one who can make me feel at ease.

"Boss? Boss..." Wang Meng looked at Wu Xie who suddenly stood in front of him and was stupefied, and yelled twice in confusion.

After I suddenly regained my senses, I hurriedly looked up at the antique clock on the high platform in the living room.It was found that the time was approaching six o'clock in the afternoon.So he also lost the fun of continuing to argue with Wang Meng.So he simply explained a few words to him.Then I started to prepare the things I would bring with me when I went out.

From [-]:[-] to [-]:[-] every night is the physical training time I set for myself.As for why I insist on training all the time, my answer to myself is: if my little brother suddenly comes back one day.I will never let him down.Another thing is to make the fat man look at me with admiration.

I still remember that every time I fought in the past, I was always carried out by several of them in turn.Thinking about those days is really embarrassing.After all, I'm a big man, right?What is it to always drag everyone down like the tail of a crane?

Although, I know that after all these years of hard work, it is impossible for me to catch up with Poker Ping, the little rice dumpling expert.However, if even a fat man can't catch up!If we fight together again in the future, won't we be laughed to death by them?In the past, I could still rely on Third Uncle, Pan Zi and Poker Ping.But now the third uncle's life and death are unknown!Pan Zi is dead!The stuffy oil bottle is gone.Who else can I rely on?Although Fatty is also one of the Iron Triangle.But if it's really time to die, I really don't want Fatty to end up like Pan Zi because of his dragging down.Presumably, if that time really comes, I won't be able to live on mediocrity anymore, right?At least, if there is really a chance to fight again.I want to be able to take care of myself.Can not be a drag on anyone.

"Hey!" After I don't know how many times I sighed.I finally turned around and walked outside.But I just walked a few steps.The landline in the store suddenly rang "Ding...Ding".I thought to myself that there was Wang Meng in the store.So I didn't stop my progress.

"Boss! Boss... come back quickly, the lady boss is calling..." Wang Meng's voice was at the moment I was about to step out of the gate.Suddenly, it came over in a hurry.

This shout made me stop in my tracks.Then he turned around and yelled at him dissatisfied: "Wang Meng! Do you want to rebel? What boss lady? What are you talking about?"

"Boss, I'm sorry, I got excited all of a sudden. I actually want to talk about the boss's mother. Hehe." Wang Meng tried to defend himself.I rolled my eyes at him with some dissatisfaction.But he immediately walked to the phone honestly and greeted Sheng Jia.

Before I had time to call my mother, I heard a dissatisfied roar from the other end of the phone: "Xiaoxie! Have you grown up and your wings are hard? Don't care what your parents say?" I couldn't help but put the microphone away. farther away.Xin said: "It's really wronged!" But he didn't dare to contradict him, and said hastily: "Mom! How can I! I borrowed the courage from the sky. I don't dare to provoke Lafayette, do you?"

"Come on. You are my son. I don't know what you are playing in your heart. I don't even look at you. You are already in your 30s this year. Your father and I are all for your marriage. Fuck it Broken heart. But you are good! Every time I introduce someone to you, you run away if you can! Push if you can! Do you think you want to piss me off?" Hearing this, I also know that my mother It's time to start her nagging mode every half a month again, and it won't be over if it doesn't take more than ten minutes.Although I was a little helpless, I could only respond with "Hmm! Mmm" to show that I was really listening to the teachings.

In fact, I have always felt guilty about the issue of marriage.In the past few years, my mother mentioned it once a year at most. It's time for you to think about personal issues.But now as time goes by, especially after my 30th birthday.My mother's forced marriage calls became more and more frequent.From the initial phone call to directly inviting women to meet and have dinner at home.More and more times gave me more and more headaches.As time went by, the final result was that I started fighting a guerrilla war against marriage with my mother.

In fact, if you really want to talk about my appearance, I think it is still very good.In his own words, he is a little handsome.I still remember a time when I was fighting.On a whim, I forced Fatty to comment on who is more handsome, him or Poker-Face.At that time, the fat man answered me like this: "You guys have different levels of handsomeness! Boyouping just stands there and doesn't speak, so it is naturally a landscape. It is beautiful! But it makes people feel untouchable. And you are just so handsome. The warm kind. It makes people feel like a spring breeze. I can't even help but want to treat you well."

I agree with Fatty's evaluation of Poker Bottle.At that time, he nodded several times.However, after hearing the fat man's evaluation of me.But he couldn't help getting goosebumps all over his body.Then he continued to chase after the fat man to ask for an explanation.And this extreme reaction made Pan Zi laugh all the time.Even that Poker Bottle who would always just look up at the sky in a daze couldn't help but slightly bent the corners of his lips.Looking back now, those days were really happy and unrestrained.

Actually, to be honest, it's not that I don't want to get married.Rather, because I have seen too much life and death before, I feel really tired.What's more, I still have a ten-year appointment.What if the final result is that I have to pay my own life?So how can I selfishly occupy other people's youth for ten years?Or in other words, wait until the bronze door opens and the little brother returns smoothly.But I dragged my children to meet him, and then introduced to him: "Little brother! This is my wife! This is my son and daughter! I have had a good ten years when you were away, thank you for helping me Go to Changbai Mountain and see the gate!"

If this is the case, will my brother feel regretful?Do you feel that the ten years you have paid are not worth it?Then suddenly a black gold ancient knife flew towards me?

Withdrawing the thoughts that had already drifted away, I realized that this time it seemed that my mother was really in a hurry, and I even babbled for more than 20 minutes.Even Wang Meng had already left work and was unwilling to give up.He even suggested that he would come to Hangzhou tomorrow to supervise my blind date.As soon as I heard this, I immediately became anxious. Where is Kenyi?And I couldn't think of a way to stop it.In the end, I had to reassure my mother again and again.And said that he actually already has someone he likes.As long as the other party agrees, you can take someone home during the Chinese New Year.It wasn't until this moment that Lafayette at home finally gave up the idea of ​​coming up to supervise, and cheerfully hung up the call that lasted nearly half an hour.

I sat down a little bit.My heart said: I can entrust one day to another day!Seeing that there are still more than half a month before the ten-year period expires.Moreover, there is still nearly half a year before the Chinese New Year.A trip to Changbai Mountain is estimated to be enough time to go back and forth.If I really get my little brother, I will invite him to go home with me for the New Year.Presumably, for the sake of the presence of outsiders, my mother should not scold me too badly.