Topic Male God [Entertainment]

Qiao Xuan was overwhelmed by the news from the system, so he stopped immediately, turned around and threw the naked (?) Mo Chengyuan into the bathtub, and then went out to calm down with a towel on.Although he always felt that the system was unreliable, he never thought that it would be...a semi-finished product.

"What do you mean semi-finished?"

[It is a system whose intelligence has not reached the standard and whose computing function has been eliminated.But the host can rest assured, after all, I am still a high-tech product from the future. Although the performance is a bit low-level, it will definitely not cause any harm to you, the host, and will not cause health problems. ] He has no doubts that the system comes from the future, because judging from the current world's technology, it is impossible to create an intelligence like the system that is hidden in the human body and can directly communicate with the human brain and transmit image information.It's just that Qiao Xuan always felt a little strange about the super system, because ignoring those high-tech means, he found that the system might be more stupid than him. After all, he could figure out many things, but the system couldn't.

In this way, semi-finished products seem to make sense.

Because it is a semi-finished system, it creates those topics that make people feel particularly embarrassing, so the understanding of "topic god" is so superficial, so...often acting stupid?Qiao Xuan thought for a while, and then said: "So, you lied to me from the beginning, so..."

[I swear that I am definitely not the mastermind behind the scenes. I have not hidden anything from you other than the fact that I am a half-finished product, really nothing! 】Qiao Xuan: "You are already a system with a criminal record, how can I trust you?"

[I swear, I really swear...]

Qiao Xuan said coldly, "Then what is your purpose of approaching me?"

[Of course, it is absolutely necessary to cultivate the host into a topical male god!Only by cultivating the host into a topical male god, the system can evolve from a semi-finished product and will not be destroyed again...] "Why me?"

【…】

Sensing the system's silence, Qiao Xuan frowned and felt that he had found the key point.From the very beginning, he accepted the existence of the system very naturally, without seriously considering this point... Well, this is indeed his own stupidity.The system was silent for a long time this time, until Qiao Xuan had completely calmed down, the system still didn't respond at all.

Qiao Xuan was not in a hurry to ask the system because...his train of thought was suddenly interrupted.

When Qiao Xuan asked the system, he planned to take a bath, and asked the system while taking a bath, but was stunned by the bomb thrown by the system, so he took off his clothes and came out wearing a towel—no way, the bathroom There was hot water inside, and the air was so hot that he couldn't think.

However, some people don't understand it that way.

Qiao Xuan came out of the bedroom with his clothes, and happened to see Mo Chengyuan coming out of the bathroom with wet hair, Qiao Xuan blinked, and noticed that Mo Chengyuan seemed to be different from usual.But he didn't care, because Mo Chengyuan was like that, he would smoke every day from time to time, he was used to it, but when he came out of the shower, he passed by the study inadvertently, and was surprised by the weirdness inside. The situation was shocked.

Qiao Xuan: "..."

Qiao Xuan stared dumbfounded at Mo Chengyuan leaning on the wall as if doing... yoga! ?No, it's not like yoga... maybe he's doing kung fu.

Mo Chengyuan noticed Qiao Xuan, and asked calmly, "Are you hungry?"

Qiao Xuan: "What are you doing?"

Mo Chengyuan said lightly: "Don't worry about it, it's just a daily exercise."

Qiao Xuan: "Looking at it...it doesn't look like exercising."

Mo Chengyuan said seriously: "Don't doubt, I'm just exercising."

Qiao Xuan: "..."

——Forget it, whatever.

Shocked by Mo Chengyuan's weird behavior, Qiao Xuan forgot about the messy things about the system - anyway, the system is just a silly and sweet system, although it can't just be left alone, but it doesn't need to Pressed so hard.So, Qiao Xuan let go of the system, and turned to turn on his phone to check the latest news.

However, he looked at Mo Chengyuan who had finished packing the dishes and went into the study, and after thinking about it, he still called out to Mo Chengyuan: "Yuanyuan, are you free?"

Mo Chengyuan: "Of course."

- Must be available!Be free even if you are not free!

After Qiao Xuan called Mo Chengyuan into the room, he suddenly didn't know what to say.In fact, he didn't have anything to discuss with him. After all, whether it was Yuan Yifan's matter or Lu Shao's matter, he felt that he could solve it.But since everyone has been called in... Qiao Xuan glanced at Mo Chengyuan's strangely shining eyes, and decisively decided that it would be better to discuss some "big events".

So, Qiao Xuan said: "Yuanyuan, I think you already know what my goal is?"

Mo Chengyuan nodded: "I know, I will fully support you! The company has already made a new plan, as long as you finalize it, it can be carried out at any time; in addition, there is no need to worry about Yuan Yifan and Lu Shao's affairs, as long as you let us know Order, I can definitely settle the matter right away.”

Qiao Xuan: "..."

——This guy has said everything so "perfectly", what else can he talk about?But this perfect amount of moisture... always feels so much.

The atmosphere became so quiet, Qiao Xuan looked at Mo Chengyuan silently, not knowing what to say.Mo Chengyuan also looked at Qiao Xuan quietly, as if he didn't have anything to say... Just a second before the atmosphere became awkward, Mo Chengyuan took the initiative to speak: "It's getting late, let's go to bed early today."

Qiao Xuan stared at Mo Chengyuan with wide eyes, with an expression of disbelief on his face——Hey! ?Mo Chengyuan actually let him go so easily, is he going to play a sneak attack after turning off the lights?However, today's Mo Chengyuan is very pure. He said to go to bed early, and after he really turned off the lights, he went to sleep obediently. He didn't even have the usual deliberate naked sleeping behavior.He just put on his pajamas neatly, and lay on the side of the bed in a neat manner.

Qiao Xuan was confused by Mo Chengyuan's abnormality, and couldn't help asking: "What's wrong with you?"

Mo Chengyuan was quiet for a while, and then said: "When I was taking a shower today, why did you go out when you saw me take off my clothes?" , what exactly does it mean here?Qiao Xuan dislikes his figure or dislikes his figure! ?

No matter how he thought about it, he felt very uneasy.

Qiao Xuan: "..."

——Why does this guy always get into the horns of these little things?

Although he felt depressed and didn't want to talk about it, his behavior was indeed too misleading, so Qiao Xuan lazily explained: "Don't think too much, I just suddenly remembered that I have something to do."

Mo Chengyuan was instantly happy: "I see."

Qiao Xuan: "..."

——So you believe it, and then you feel better?

Qiao Xuan thought for a while, then turned around and looked at Mo Chengyuan with gloomy eyes, and said, "Actually, it's because I just learned the bad news and was in a trance for a while... Yuanyuan, I have a terminal illness." Qiao Xuan He said blindly: "The doctor told me it was brain cancer, and the cancer cells had spread... Hey, hey, hey! Don't cry!"

Qiao Xuan stared at Mo Chengyuan, who was in tears, dumbfounded. He was so shocked that he didn't know what to say.After being shocked for a while, he hurriedly said, "Of course I'm joking, can't you tell that it's a joke... What the hell is brain cancer... Hahahahaha!"

Of course Mo Chengyuan knew that Qiao Xuan was joking. After all, he was paying close attention to Qiao Xuan's every move. No matter what was going on, he would be able to know it immediately.It's just that his ability to make up brains is too powerful. Based on Qiao Xuan's short sentence, he imagined some tragic scenes, and his heart ached instantly, and he couldn't breathe in pain.

If Qiao Xuan died...

After Qiao Xuan coaxed him for a while, the domineering president finally withdrew his tears.It's just that he just breathed a sigh of relief, and couldn't help teasing him: "However, today I met an uncle who told my fortune when I was a child. He said that I will have a bloody disaster next month and die in a car accident. ... Hey! Don't cry! Don't cry!"

While wiping Mo Chengyuan's tears, Qiao Xuan said dumbfoundedly, "Are you pretending to be innocent?"

Mo Chengyuan: "...you are too bad."

Qiao Xuan: "..."

——Damn it!What was Mo Chengyuan's tone just now! ?behave in a spoiled manner?Proud?Jiaojiao? ? ?

Just when Qiao Xuan wanted to say some soft words to comfort the domineering crybag, he suddenly heard a sound of "Didi...beep..." in his mind, followed by the sound of garbled characters.In fact, Qiao Xuan didn't know what the garbled sound was like, but that was how he reacted in his mind.

Qiao Xuan raised his eyebrows and thought of - "System, what are you doing?"

【…】

Qiao Xuan: "Are you pretending to be dead again?"

[…] The system has been reluctant to make a sound.

Qiao Xuan thought about it, and felt that according to the system's reaction just now, it must be because something he said hit his point.And what he said just now is more explosive - "Brain cancer? Car accident?"

After probing for a while, Qiao Xuan set his sights on the "car accident".He made sure that the system seemed to pay special attention to this word.So he thought back to his own words, and then said in a leading way: "System, did I die in a car accident?"

[Fuck!Host, how do you know! ? 】

Qiao Xuan: "..."