After being mistaken for a fellow by Long Aotian

"a book?"

Zhou Xun looked at the emperor in disbelief: "What kind of book is it?"

The emperor rubbed his nose and said, "A book that... the people of the whole country must read."

Zhou Xun:? ?

"Probably...similar to the Analects of Confucius?" The emperor was a little confused, "The main reason is that what you said is so similar to the words in the book. The scars on your body are exactly the same as the marks I made on the book. A while ago, I said that there is Yan Ruyu in the book, if you lose it, you lose it, can Yan Ruyu come out and assassinate me? Then..."

Zhou Xun: ...

Emperor: "Then every detail is correct...don't laugh at me! Time travel is unscientific. I saw you again after time travel... I think it's a book that has come to kill me, so what's wrong ?”

Zhou Xun stared at him for a long time, then laughed after a long time.

The emperor blushed from his laughter: "You, why are you laughing like this?"

"The Analects of Confucius? The Analects of Confucius...I laugh at you for thinking of me as the Analects of Confucius, hahaha..." Zhou Xun was out of breath laughing, even shaking his pen, "Sleeping on the same bed with a book? Put it next to the pillow? The dream is also a book-related exam?"

The emperor blushed from his laughter, and he said, "Well, in fact, at first..."

Zhou Xun:?

Emperor: "I almost took you for Lu Xun!"

Zhou Xun: "?? What?"

Zhou Xun showed a confused expression again, and the emperor said: "Look, if you don't erupt in silence, you will perish in silence. The joys and sorrows of human beings are not connected, and you are not afraid to speculate on others with the greatest malice... It's the one who That's what Mr. said!"

Zhou Xun:? ?

Emperor: "I almost wanted to ask if you planted trees at the gate of your yard..."

Zhou Xun didn't understand why the emperor made such remarks, he said: "There are indeed two trees planted at the gate of my yard."

Emperor: "? What tree?"

Zhou Xun: "One is a jujube tree, the other is a jujube..."

The emperor showed a shocked expression: "Stop, stop!"

Seeing the emperor's panic, Zhou Xun said, "...?"

"No, it's nothing, this is too inconsistent with the core values, hehehe..." The emperor smiled dryly, touched his forehead, and said with a long sigh of relief, "Oh, if I recognized you as that Sir, before the truth is revealed, I would never dare to share the same bed with you, let alone with you..."

Zhou Xun:?

Emperor: "Hehe, that's a serious crime that makes people want to sew their mouths shut just thinking about it."

Zhou Xun paused, and said again: "The gentleman you almost mistook me for... who is it?"

The emperor thought for a while, and said, "A great literati who pointed out the current problems."

Zhou Xun couldn't come up with a concept, and the emperor said again: "It's probably like you... look at Confucius?"

"Confucius...Confucius...hahaha..."

Zhou Xun couldn't hold back his laughter this time.

From the Analects of Confucius, to Confucius, to the great literati...

The emperor is real, and he has never been treated as a plaything that can be played with and replaces others like the Fifth Prince.

He thought, today's sky is as clear as a sapphire.

The emperor was even more embarrassed by his laughter. Seeing that Zhou Xun hadn't stopped, he was a little annoyed and annoyed: "Oh, don't laugh, don't laugh!"

As he said that, he rushed over and was about to cover Zhou Xun's mouth. Zhou Xun was led by him and fell backwards, and the whole person wanted to turn down——

Emperor: "Wait!"

As he spoke, he put his hands behind Zhou Xun's head: "Now you can—"

The two fell to the ground.

Emperor: "...fallen."

Zhou Xun and the emperor were thrown to the ground, staring at each other.The emperor asked eagerly, "You didn't hurt from the fall, did you?"

Zhou Xun shook his head.

Emperor: "Then I'm in pain! Aww!"

As the emperor spoke, he pulled out his hand and began to shake it.Zhou Xun looked at him shaking his hands, and panicked: "I'll bring you some wine to deal with..."

The emperor was very generous at this time: "It's okay, it's okay, just use saliva to disinfect it, and I'll do it by licking it."

Zhou Xun was flustered and didn't hear clearly, thinking that the emperor was trying to evade, so he said anxiously: "Then I'll do it..."

As he said that, as soon as he came over, he saw the emperor's face blushing suspiciously.

Zhou Xun:?

The emperor looked at him with a blushing face for a while, then suddenly laughed heartily and said, "Hahaha, let me do it!"

…Zhou Xun watched helplessly as the emperor retracted his hand.

Zhou Xun: Amazing.

"let me see."

The emperor's hand fell into Zhou Xun's. Zhou Xun's hands were slender and long with well-defined knuckles.He held each of his knuckles and looked over carefully, and after confirming that there was no serious problem, he said to the emperor: "I just don't know if the bones are hurt...Go to the Imperial Hospital?"

The emperor: "Hey, it's unlucky to have bloodshed on the day of housewarming."

Zhou Xun's face darkened: "Come and see with me."

emperor:……

Now the emperor followed Zhou Xun honestly, moaning along the way, "A little injury is nothing for a man."However, after Zhou Xun looked over, he had a particularly good attitude, and made a gesture of sewing his mouth.

Zhou Xun: ...

"Young Master Zhou seems to be controlling the emperor now..."

After the two entered the imperial hospital, Zhou Xun heard two little guards outside gossiping secretly.He just pretended not to hear, and the emperor touched his nose beside him.

The emperor's hand was indeed all right.Zhou Xun felt relieved now.When he came out with the emperor again, there was an old lady in front of the Imperial Hospital who rushed towards the two of them.

"Oh, Mr. Xun, Mr. Xun, the aunt has found you!" Seeing the two of them, the aunt began to cry, "You, come with me to take a look at the house! There is something wrong at home!" !"

Something went wrong?

Zhou Xun remembered that this aunt was Lu Bin's mother, but he didn't know what happened today.However, she made a fuss here and already attracted the attention of several passers-by.Zhou Xun glanced at them, comforted her warmly, and helped her into the hall.

Aunt Lu talked intermittently for a long time before Zhou Xun finally understood: "Some local hooligans looking for debts have come to your house?"

"Yes, yes." Aunt Lu wiped her tears and said, "Oh, I'm an old lady, how can I beat so many of them, so I came to the Imperial Hospital to see if Imperial Doctor He and Miss Zhang were there, but here The people said, they went out to see a doctor! Fortunately, I finally met you here..."

Lu Bin is fine, why did you provoke the local hooligans?

Zhou Xun frowned indistinctly, and said again: "I'm afraid there is some misunderstanding, I'll go and have a look later..."

Mrs. Lu hurriedly said: "Oh, that place is very dirty, how can I bother you to go there? You can send some people to drive them away, there is no need for you to go..."

She thought she was pretending to be flawless, but the guard next to her saw the clue: the aunt seemed to be crying, but her eyes kept looking at Zhou Xun, she didn't know what she was thinking!

The guard wanted to remind Zhou Xun, but before he could open his mouth, Zhou Xun said calmly, "It's not troublesome to run for a while, Guard Wang, get out of the car for me."

"This……"

"Young Master Zhou said to prepare the car, so of course he has his plan." Another guard whispered in Guard Wang's ear, "Let's just do it."

The guard left.Aunt Lu became more and more restless. She said twice in a row that there was no need, but Zhou Xun just smiled at her and told her not to worry.

For the first time, Mrs. Lu felt that the firmness of cultural people is even more uncomfortable!

When she got into the car, she looked even more like sitting on a frying pan.Seeing that besides Zhou Xun, there was another young master getting on the bus, Aunt Lu hurriedly said, "I don't know if this young master is..."

"My last name is Cha."

"Oh, it's Cha, Mr. Cha, Mr. Cha." Aunt Lu rolled her eyes, "I don't know if the two young masters are..."

The emperor said with a straight face: "Brother Xun and I are good friends."

"Oh, friend, friend."

Along the way, Aunt Lu never gave up her attempt to dissuade the two of them.However, Mr. Cha and Mr. Xun seemed to be extremely determined, and they were not swayed by her words in the slightest.Seeing that the alley where Lu's family is located has appeared in front of the car, Aunt Lu's face turned as white as white paper.

As soon as Zhou Xun got off the carriage, he heard noisy voices inside.One person said loudly: "I don't care, you must give our brother an explanation for this matter!"

"Tell me, tell me, I sent someone to remit the money back half a month ago, what can I tell you!" Another voice seemed extremely annoyed.

"Uncle Bao is right. You just want to take the money now so you can get rid of us brothers!"

"Your leg is injured, but what about the money we got when we went to sea? When you said you were in a hurry to go to Beijing to find your old lady, none of our brothers forced you to take out the money first, did you? It's because you were considerate of you, right? Your leg is broken now, but which of our families does not rely on us for food? If our family is not so poor that we can't get rid of the pot, we wouldn't just come up to you like this!"

Zhou Xun frowned, and just as he wanted to go in, he was stopped by a hand.

Zhou Xun:?

"Listen again." The emperor looked into the courtyard, but his expression was thoughtful, completely different from when he was with Zhou Xun, "Go in later."

Several people quarreled for a while, but they didn't say anything for a long time.Seeing that a few people were about to make a move, Mrs. Lu gritted her teeth when she saw that Cha Xun and the two were not moving, and could only rush in by herself: "You are trying to force our mother and son to death—"

"Mother! Tell me, have you already remitted the money!" Lu Bin leaned on his crutches and shouted, "Bring the receipt of the remittance and let them confuse right and wrong!"

"Receipts...receipts..." Aunt Lu rolled her eyes and howled again, "You people have hands and feet, why are you here to embarrass our mother and son?! You insist on killing me here—"

"mother--"

"Let her hit it."

A voice of clinker sounded at the gate of the courtyard.Several people in the yard looked towards the door in astonishment, only to see a young man in black clothes with his hands behind his back, looking at everyone with a half-smile: "Ms. Lu, if you really bump into this time, not only will the money be saved." , according to the logic, out of humanitarian concern, these people will pay you money——you said, is this business worthwhile?”

Although Aunt Lu doesn't understand what "humanitarianism" is, she has no intention of seeking death, and she just said this to scare people.She was tongue-tied and dared not speak, so the young man in Xuanyi sneered: "It's time to stop the sloppy drama."

"You, who are you?" Lu Bin asked in surprise.

"My surname is Cha. I'm in my 20s. I live near the Forbidden City. I'm unmarried. I work for the government. I'm a civil servant. I have to work overtime every day until ten o'clock before I go home. I don't smoke and don't drink much." Shi Shiran, a young man in Xuanyi I walked into the yard and continued, "I live a very regular life. I sleep until dawn and never leave my fatigue until the next day. The doctor said that I am normal...cough."

After saying this, the young man in Xuanyi suddenly showed an extremely subtle smile.This smile can be called a bit secretive, and everyone present looked at each other, and they didn't dare to speak for a while.

"Are you someone from the Lu family?" The black-faced strong man at the head looked at him coldly. During the whole quarrel, he just held his hands together without saying a word.There is a faint tendency for the whole group to be headed by him.

The young man in Xuanyi shook his head.

"He is from the government, since the people from the government are here, let's talk about it!" Someone said loudly, he wanted to speak, but was stopped by a black-faced strong man.

The black-faced burly man looked at the young man in black in disbelief, and said, "Who are you from? What are you doing here?"

The young man in Xuanyi smiled slightly.

"Serve the people." He said sonorously.

"This money..."

"Your money is here."

Another clear and cold voice sounded, and when several people were talking, the young man in white beside the young man in Xuan Yi went into the inner room and took out an envelope from it.

He put the envelope into the hands of the young man in Xuanyi, and looked at Aunt Lu who was shivering.

"Wait," the young man in Xuanyi suddenly said, "Bring a chair, let's sit down and have a good chat."

He patted the hand of the young man in white: "Sit next to me."

……

"In this case, this matter has been clarified." The young man in Xuanyi held the envelope and concluded his statement, "Since both parties in the case have confessed to this, let's talk about the handling of the case. .”

"Mom!" Lu Bin, who had heard everything just now, said anxiously, "Why are you so confused!"

Aunt Lu knew she was wrong, so she also kept her mouth shut.The men next to me looked at me and I looked at you, one of them said in a low voice: "Actually, it's not easy to be in charge. His legs are like that... He also wanted to send the money to us, that is, something happened in the middle That's all. We are treating him like this now, and it's a bit..."

"It's not easy for him, is it easy for us? Lao Yi, don't be confused, he can buy a new yard to live in if he breaks his leg, but what about us? Our family is almost too poor to let go! It's Lao Yi, you, Because of this, the wife has carried the child back to her mother's house!"

The man named Lao Yi knew he was wrong, so he shut up.But now that the money has been spent, where can Lu Bin get those dozens of taels of silver?

"Being a human being stays on the front line, why bother..."

"We left him a line, did that old lady leave us a line?!"

"I'm no better than you, my wife ran away with someone, and the whole family can eat enough for one person..."

"What the hell are you talking about?! Tell me one more thing?!"

Seeing that several people quarreled again, the situation was quite large.One of them even picked up the bench, Zhou Xun wanted to speak, but was pressed on the back of his hand.

When he turned his head, he saw the old god Emperor sitting on the chair, still drinking tea, and said to him with his mouth: "Wait a little longer."

Seeing that the situation was tense, the young man in Xuanyi said leisurely: "Since the two sides can't reach an agreement according to their own rules, and can't fundamentally solve the problem, why not follow the government's rules?"

Several people looked at each other and discussed in a low voice for a while.Then, the black-faced man came out on behalf of several people: "Then follow the official rules and trouble the official."

Lu Bin also saluted: "I'm sorry, sir!"

"Then let's solve the problem fundamentally." The young man in Xuanyi said leisurely, "According to the XX volume XX of the code..."

Crowd: ...

The young man in Xuanyi: "If a merchant ship is formed privately without the government's approval, the merchant ship and its operating income should be confiscated by the government."

... This really solves the problem from the root.

"you!"

"what?!"

"Don't, don't do it!" the black-faced man shouted, "This is a member of the government!"

The few people who were about to move calmed down because of his words.The black-faced man looked at the young man in Xuanyi, swallowed his anger and said: "The officer is right, it's just..."

"—But," the young man in Xuanyi smiled suddenly, "Now the government is organizing a fleet of several ships to go to sea, and has selected several states as pilot ports for sea, and Qingzhou is one of them."

"Have you considered working for the officials?"

……

The matter was resolved to everyone's satisfaction, the Lu family was freed from debts, and the fleet had a new home. In addition, the ship returned to the emperor, the fleet returned to the emperor, and the island that Lu Bin discovered... was also due to the fact that the entire world Could it be that the king's land returned to the emperor.

Of course, the emperor generously sold Lu Bin the mining rights of the island at the cost of [-]% of the island's treasures.The emperor opened his mouth like a lion, and Lu Bin was a little annoyed, but before he could speak, Zhou Xun said: "If there is no government, do you think you can keep this windfall and not be coveted by others? With the government, at least this Twenty percent of the treasure is still yours, if there is no government, guess how many people are secretly planning for this treasure?"

Lu Bin was startled and then frightened. You must know that there are not a few people in this world who are as daring as Zhou Hong.He was very lucky to be able to keep the treasure in his hand and not be robbed.

...Of course, it does not rule out that the wealthy families in the capital, such as the Shangguan family and the Lu family, look down on his little money.Lu Bin was thinking secretly, but the young man in black in front of him looked imposing, and his temperament and status revealed in his speech, at least he was a first-rank official. It may not be because of him that he wanted this [-]% of the treasure. greedy for money.

This [-]% treasure seems to be a token of loyalty?People in the capital have never seen anything good. For a high-ranking official like him, there are a lot of people giving him money with a wave of his hand. How can he care about such a small amount of money?

Thinking of this, Lu Bin couldn't help but glance at Zhou Xun.Reminiscent of the chart Zhou Xun asked for from him a few days ago, and the island on the sea with delicate geographical conditions. Outside of Wa Kingdom, this is also the place to go to reach many countries on the sea...

Lu Bin was startled.

Sea fleet, could it be...

Expansion, annexation, resources, pirate invasion...

This plan hidden behind the caravan...is so terrifying!

Lu Bin immediately completed the brain supplement process by himself.Naturally, he was somewhat ambitious, otherwise he wouldn't have gone out to sea to find a future by himself.Thinking that he might have grasped the future development direction of the court, he felt his fingers trembling slightly.

Yes!From when Jiangwei learned about the island, to the appearance of Mr. Zhou, to today's disturbance... This is a game!

A bureau that made him consider whether to join this plan!

So scary, so scary.Lu Bin knew that as a common man in Shengdou, he was never afraid of being used, but what he was most afraid of was not having the value of being used.Presumably, this dispute today also made him reveal his own heart, so the young man in Xuanyi made such words to test himself!

Lu Bin looked down again.

Soon, he discovered another thing he hadn't noticed.

Dragon pattern!

Embroidered... dragons on dark boots!

Lu Bin was shocked!

That's... a dragon pattern!

Naturally, Lu Bin didn't think it was because the emperor forgot to change his shoes during his visit in micro-clothes. In his opinion, this must be intentional—it was a hint and test left by the emperor for him!

Since he is the emperor, what else is there to say!It is even more impossible for the emperor to lack this money!

At that moment, Lu Bin's tears almost came down.

The emperor is here... so what else is there to say!That's a huge opportunity for Tengda!Doing business for the emperor, is money a problem?The emperor's approval is the problem!

No matter what the emperor wants to do after joining the line of the emperor, as long as he follows up, there will be great benefits!

And Lu Bin felt that he had figured out some of the emperor's intentions.He plans to return to Qingzhou after his legs are healed. He will spontaneously develop his fleet, and find ways to detect Japan and other countries, and plant the flag of Jingguo on more islands... Well, these islands have to be acquired The name, just call it the First Island Chain!

But do you want to let the emperor know that he has discovered his identity?Lu Bin thought about it for a second, the emperor was so respectful to the corporals, naturally he didn't want him to reveal his identity in public.

In this case, he can only show his sincerity in his words neither humble nor overbearing!

The emperor looked at Lu Bin without speaking for a long time, but his expression changed dramatically.He was clutching the teacup on the surface, but his heart was also beating a drum.

Did you hit it too hard?Sigh, it's the first time he's doing this kind of money-making job, shouldn't he be more polite?In fact, only give him [-]%... No, [-]% is fine!

Finally, Lu Bin raised his head.The emperor also sat up straight.

It's time to start haggling.

"The official said [-] points, which is indeed too much..." Lu Bin said in a low voice.

……really!

Just as the emperor was disappointed, Lu Bin said: "How can the villain He De dare to take so much [-]%? Leave [-]% for the villain... No, half of it is enough!"

emperor:? ?

"Would you like to calm down?"

Lu Bin thought that the emperor was testing him again. It seemed that this sentence was a test of his IQ, and hinted whether he understood his own words.

Lu Bin said firmly: "The villain has already understood the deep meaning of the official, and from now on, the villain will only follow the official's lead!"

emperor:? ?

The emperor never expected that one day, he would actually worry about the fat sheep he slaughtered for working too hard.

……

After everything was over, the emperor was thinking about whether to give Lu Bin a gold medal of "Excellent Merchant" as a sign of encouragement.When he turned his head, he heard Zhou Xun whispering: "I never thought that the emperor would do something like this..."

emperor:?

Zhou Xun: "Have... strength? Strategies?"

The emperor smiled enigmatically.Although he didn't know why Zhou Xun was praising him all of a sudden, when Zhou Xun praised him, he just laughed.

"The emperor pressed my hand just now, is there a plan?" Zhou Xun said with a smile, "Now it seems that I am impatient, and almost ruined the emperor's plan. The emperor is waiting for the opportunity of their internal strife. Have you found a better insertion opportunity?"

The emperor smiled: "I'm not waiting for an opportunity."

Zhou Xun: "...Then what were you waiting for?"

The emperor glanced at the few people in the yard who were rebuilt in Haozhong, and whispered in Zhou Xun's ear:

"Of course I wait for the reinforcement guards to come. Look at the number of people in the yard. I'm eating the boat, the people, and the treasure. They can't beat me?"

Zhou Xun: ...

Emperor: "Hey, I made a small fortune this time, which can subsidize the national treasury! Some time ago, every day I painted the walls and opened the water to open the school, which almost made me poor!"