After being mistaken for a fellow by Long Aotian

Zhou Xun stared at the emperor from a distance, his brows twitched, as if he saw a clue.

The emperor took the pen and snake on the table, and soon fell silent for most of the article.Just as he was advancing to the second half of the article, he heard Zhou Xun say behind him: "Rewrite."

emperor:……

Zhou Xun: ^_^

"I didn't expect the emperor to have such a fantastic idea."

The emperor watched Zhou Xun's fingers slide along the strokes on the bumpy rice paper.The potholes in rice paper are not accidental, but...

The emperor filled the rice paper with uneven "blank characters" one after another with a pen that could not write.

Now Zhou Xun took away the original cheating paper, even the note that the emperor secretly hid in his wrist, and just stared at the emperor to write.The emperor laughed bitterly, and finally scratched his head, and spent half an hour silently writing an article: "No."

Zhou Xun took the paper.Looking from a distance, the paper was indeed full of writing, but when he took the rice paper...

Zhou Xun: ...

He studied this piece of paper for a long time before finally confirming that there seemed to be only two words repeated on this piece of paper.

And these two words...

One of them is a "human" character with no arms or legs.

As for the other one, he studied it for a long time, only to find that this one seemed to be missing arms and legs..."Eat"?

Zhou Xun:? ?

The emperor wanted to take the paper back with a guilty conscience. Zhou Xun grabbed the rice paper and looked at the emperor coldly.

The emperor knew that he had a guilty conscience, and heard Zhou Xun admonish him: "I read the paper, and it was full of the word 'eating people'!"

"Well, the feudal society was originally a cannibal society. It knocked the bones and sucked the marrow, and the people were destitute. God should have the virtue of living well, instead of causing droughts and helping cannibals..." The emperor's voice gradually weakened, and he seemed to know that he was trying to make excuses.And Zhou Xun looked at him and even sighed.

Feudal society is a society that cannibalizes people. This sentence really hit his heart.

Many people obviously can eat millet, but they choose to eat people.As a legitimate son, Zhou Cai already possessed infinite glory, but he had to seek happiness by suppressing others; the Zhang family could have married off their niece well, but for the dowry gift and medical books, they insisted on driving her to death; Fighting, just for the selfish desire of being a hero.

But the emperor could say that, but he couldn't.Zhou Xun only looked at his pile of missing arms and legs, and thought that after many days, the emperor still couldn't learn to write this handwriting, and the handwriting was so ugly.

The emperor looked at him anxiously.Zhou Xun then said: "As an emperor, you can't have ugly calligraphy. Starting tomorrow, every day at Mao, I will teach you how to write—do as the Romans do, right?"

The emperor was overjoyed, and after a while he asked you: "You...do you have anything else you want to ask me?"

Zhou Xun looked at him with a half-smile: "What do you ask?"

"...For example, how did I know what you said? Forget it." The emperor muttered, "I was thinking too much."

Early the next morning, Zhou Xun got up on time and put on a blue shirt.In the twilight of the morning, he was painting at the table with his long hair on.

When he looked up again, he saw the emperor standing by the door like a goose. Zhou Xun put down his pen and called him, "Why don't you come in."

So he came in, but for some reason he was always awkward, and he was separated from Zhou Xun.Zhou Xun didn't care much, just let him hold the pen and check his foundation.He saw that the emperor's finger was in the wrong place, so he bent down and adjusted his position with his own hands.

"I really don't know how your memorials were approved without me." Zhou Xun muttered.

For some reason, the emperor's fingers were so stiff.He had no choice but to say to him: "Relax."

The emperor said dryly: "I suspect you are driving, but I have no proof."

"Car? Carriage?" Zhou Xun didn't know why.

When the emperor was asked by him, he turned his head away with a flushed face: "It's nothing."

Zhou Xun: ...

Emperor: "What, why don't you tie your hair up?"

Zhou Xun glanced at him, and the emperor looked upright.

He took out the hair band, bit it in his mouth, and combed his hair with his hands.After he tied up his hair, he saw the emperor staring at him, so he asked him, "What's the matter?"

Emperor: "Ah, here you are."

Zhou Xun: "?"

The emperor: "Your hair is quite long and it falls out easily, right? It would be a pity if you become bald in the future. I'll find you a shampoo made of ginger..."

Zhou Xun: ...

It really took a lot of effort for him not to step on the emperor's foot.

The emperor was stared at by him, touched his nose and said, "Beasts always walk alone, but cattle and sheep come in groups... the same goes for hair."

Zhou Xun:?

Emperor: "You must know that, right?"

With bad words on his lips, the emperor, under Zhou Xun's guidance, obediently silently sang "Thoughts at a Quiet Night" with a very correct attitude and words, during which there were too many missing arms and legs.Zhou Xun didn't have much reaction to this, he finally picked up the word and said to the emperor: "This word..."

Emperor: "It's very neat! A standard Hengshui body!"

Zhou Xun: "So lazy."

So he took a pen and filled in the strokes for him himself, and told the emperor: "Although others may think that you are too lazy to write these strokes, the emperor still needs to be able to write down these strokes, after all..."

"I'm going to live here for many more years!"

Zhou Xun: "...Don't let others think that the emperor is illiterate."

"...An illiterate is an illiterate, well, actually." The emperor looked at him suddenly and said, "At first, I kind of wanted to go back. There is no wifi or air conditioner here, and there is still so much work to do."

Zhou Xun paused his pen. He didn't expect that when he heard these words, his heart felt empty, and he felt a creepy feeling of fear: "What happened next?"

Emperor: "Later, I felt that I had to finish one thing, arrange him before leaving, and then..."

Zhou Xun pricked up his ears to listen.

Emperor: "Hey, do you have a bald spot on the top of your head?"

Zhou Xun: "...that's hair whirling."

Emperor: "Ah, when I was studying, I also lost my hair for a while. I have tried many methods. Try it, and I guarantee that you will not lose your hair when you are 80 years old."

When the emperor said this, he didn't look like the supreme emperor in the world, but like a talkative housekeeper.He said that if you continue to do this for a long time, you will become bald, eat more black sesame seeds, and apply more ginger, so that your hair will "duang" and grow thicker without any chemical elements.

It's as if the days between them are long, and there are still many, many days to spend together.

But where are there so many days?

Zhou Xun heard him talk about the hair care plan when he was 80 years old, and said with a smile: "Don't mess around, I may not live until then."

What he said was unintentional and understatement, but he took it seriously and asked him: "Why?"

What could Zhou Xun say? If he said too much, he seemed to be preoccupied; if he said too little, he seemed to be secretive.But he really didn't think that he could live so long.

He used to be too miserable, but now he is so happy.Such a happy life, even if it is only ten years, is enough for him to be happy.

But such dejected words are not worth saying to the emperor, so he just smiled: "I'm just joking."

"You can't make jokes." The emperor was very serious, "The evil will not live long, and the good will live for a thousand years... In short, if you can live a long life, I can live a long life too."

As he said that, he patted him on the shoulder and made a promise: "If I'm wrong, just come to me."

Zhou Xun was amused by him again. He always smiled lowly in front of the emperor: "If I die first, how can I come to you?"

He thought that if he became a ghost, he must become a ghost in red.All his life, he has been stained with blood that cannot be washed clean, and the pain that cannot be recalled.

But the emperor is different. A person like him deserves to be a god in heaven.

"Bah, bah, don't talk nonsense." The emperor said seriously, "You can come down to earth and come to me in my dream in the middle of the night."

Zhou Xun smiled: "I hope it won't be a nightmare."

"How could it be!" The emperor patted him on the shoulder boldly, "Although before, that is, before coming here, as long as I dreamed of you, it was a nightmare. But now if I dream of you again, it will be a sweet dream!"

Dreaming about him before was a nightmare?

And before coming...

For some reason, Zhou Cai's phrase "stand-in" flashed into his mind again.

Zhou Xun said calmly: "I dreamed of me before, why is it a nightmare? When did the emperor say before?"

"Of course it was before I came here?" The emperor said without any intention, "Of course it was when I was still in that world. At that time, who would dream of you in the middle of the night, wouldn't you be afraid?"

Zhou Xun was quiet: "I used to...was it scary?"

The emperor nodded, and said with some lingering fear: "Of course, as soon as I see you, my hands and feet are cold, not to mention that at that time, you asked me to memorize so many books and write so many things..."

"...And at that time, I was very sorry for you." The emperor mumbled, "I threw red ink on you, ravaged you, squeezed you, injured you all over, and finally lost you. Sometimes I I thought, no wonder I have to wear it, maybe God asked me to meet you again and make up for you.”

After a long time, Zhou Xun said softly: "At that time... why did your majesty save me? Why did you think... I was him? It was... Uncle Yu Wen?"

Yes, why did he trust him so much?When he was in the imperial study, he let him go.After entering the palace, he didn't mind letting him read the memorial.He let him handle government affairs and didn't care about his past background.He said that he was wronged, so he directly threw his most trusted courtier and his own younger brother outside.

He still let him study and waited for him to take the imperial examination...why did he treat him so well?

How could someone treat him so well without asking for anything in return?

"Because the scars and birthmarks on your body are exactly the same as where you were injured in the past. And...

...you deserve to be treated so well. "

Why is it worth it?

"You are very talented, you are willing to listen to me, write articles for me, and help me with official duties every day. Even in this world, you are willing to come out and go up... Moreover, I have read many of your articles, Knowing that you are very talented, later on, it also proved this..."

What article?

"For example? "Kite", "Baicaoyuan and Sanwei Bookstore"..."

He continued, and Zhou Xun looked at him quietly.

Then, the fingertips are cold.

Zhou Xun said: "I have never written these things, nor have I heard these things."

The emperor's expression froze: "Huh?"

"I'm not a fairy, nor the reincarnation of a fairy. I'm just an ordinary person, nothing more than an ordinary person." Zhou Xun said quietly, "My hand was accidentally burned. My ankle , is just an ordinary birthmark. I will say those words... It's just accidental."

"I'm not the one you're looking for, the one you want to compensate." Zhou Xun bowed to him, "I'm afraid the emperor has admitted the wrong person."

The emperor opened his mouth as if he could eat a duck egg. Seeing Zhou Xun, he turned around and left. When Zhou Xun left, he hissed and screamed: "Wait! That person is not a human!"

"He's not human!"

Zhou Xun didn't go back to the room, he came to the imperial garden and sat down with his knees hugged.

He leaned against the pillar, thinking wearily.

This time, have I been admitted wrong again?

Was he being used as a substitute for someone again?

The emperor was kind to him, but he just wanted to make up for that person.The Emperor...had done a lot of things to that man.The emperor's guilt and care belonged to that person.

He thought of Zhou Cai's proud smiling face and mysterious voice, and couldn't help but smile wryly.

After a long time, he hugged his knees and said softly, "Zhou Xun, Zhou Xun, why are you so desperate?"

... The emperor is really good to him, isn't he?

...Even though that pity didn't belong to him from the beginning, the emperor now...

He wanted to tell himself this, but it was very uncomfortable after all.This discomfort even made him a little flustered.

If he only regarded the emperor as a benefactor, only regarded the emperor as a friend...he shouldn't be uncomfortable.

After all, the protection and favor he received were real.

But he was very greedy to have exclusivity, and he thought that the emperor might have been so kind to another person...he couldn't stand it.

He had expectations for the emperor, too many expectations beyond common sense.

This is not a good thing.

Zhou Xun thought that maybe he should leave the palace for a while.

He has his pride, and what makes him dare not accept it, let alone think about it... After the emperor knows the truth, will he treat him as before?

He believed in the character of the emperor, and he believed that the emperor was definitely not like the fifth prince.But what he is afraid of is not ill-treatment, but the estrangement from then on.

Just thinking that the emperor might look at him with strange eyes made him feel unbearable.

He couldn't bear the emperor's alienation from him.

"Zhou Xun, Zhou Xun," he told himself softly, "you are really spoiled."

He has never been spoiled since he was a child, so once he was spoiled once, he will never forget it.

Rather than let him lose it, it is better to let him never have it.

Zhou Xun finally fell asleep in the pavilion.This is the pavilion where he drank and chatted with the emperor.When he woke up, he saw that there was an extra piece of clothing on his body.

He looked down at the dress and walked out along the stone steps.At the end of the stone steps, he saw Xiao Lizi.

Xiao Lizi took him outside the side hall, but he didn't go in.

Zhou Xun walked in by himself.

When he went in, he saw the emperor sleeping on the table, and under his hands were pages and pages of the prayer that he had copied.

For some reason, Zhou Xun felt that his internal organs were being picked up.He sat beside the emperor, quietly waiting for him to wake up.

The emperor seemed to be having a dream, and he was not sleeping peacefully, muttering something in his mouth.

Zhou Xun hesitated for a moment, and listened carefully.

"...Zhou Xun is not as good-looking as you." He heard the emperor say.

When Zhou Xun heard these words, his heart went cold.

But soon he heard the next sentence: "... If you are a girl, Zhou Xun, Zhang Ziyi, and Fan Bingbing are not as good-looking as you. From now on, I will only look at you..."

Zhou Xun: ...

"...You're a human now, won't you change back to your original form, right? Alas, alas, why did you turn back into a book, change it back for me—"

"Xiao Lizi, where is Xiao Xun? Has Xiao Xun left?"

The emperor woke up with a start, and stared at Zhou Xun, who was standing beside him, before he could recover his expression.

Seeing Zhou Xun, he was slightly embarrassed, and then handed him the paper: "Hey..."

Zhou Xun: ...

Emperor: "Sodium, it explodes when it meets water. I memorized it all night, and I finally wrote it down."

Holding the paper, Zhou Xun thought, the emperor is such a fool.

He said seriously, "I'm not the one you're looking for."

"I know." The emperor said eagerly, "I'm not looking for someone at all, I'm looking for..."

"You paid me wrongly. You gave me the guilt for others..."

The more Zhou Xun talked, the more frustrated he became.The emperor then patted him on the shoulder, this time his expression was not careless, only serious: "Let's make it clear, what's wrong?"

Where is wrong?

Zhou Xun was taken aback.The emperor said: "If I hadn't misidentified you at the beginning, do you think I would have killed you indiscriminately?"

Zhou Xun hesitated and shook his head.

Somehow, he has such trust in the emperor....

"Even if I didn't mistake you, I won't kill you—I'm a modern person, and if I kill someone as soon as I come here, I will still have some psychological shadows. After investigating the truth, I may be a little speechless, but I will also feel sorry for you. Give you Change your identity, change your face. Or, if you see your talent in the process, let you do some other things for me." The emperor said seriously, "I know Zhou Cai is a bad person, so I won't use him again. And five Lord, I will also alienate him. Although we will not become friends so soon, the time is still very long, and there are many opportunities for fate to happen."

Zhou Xun heard the sound of his chest.

"...We may take a long way around, but there are always many opportunities that will allow us to become friends again and get back together. As long as I come, you will not die here-this is fate. People and people are In this way, as long as people can get along well, no matter when they meet, as long as there is an opportunity to pass by, it is like two magnets, no matter where they are placed, as long as they meet for a moment, they will stick together from then on. Get up." The emperor snapped his fingers suddenly, "I'minevitable."

Zhou Xun: ...

The emperor couldn't hold back and said another bad word, but he continued: "As for the mistake, didn't you help me to approve the memorial? Didn't you teach me to write the words? Didn't you copy the article for me? You didn't help me with the suggestion. out?"

Zhou Xun: ...

"Although we had a wrong beginning. But the following experiences are unique to us. This has nothing to do with your past, or the opportunity of our acquaintance, it only has something to do with the two of us, and...you said I have nothing but guilt towards you, and it's also wrong."

Zhou Xun heard the sound of his own heartbeat.

He couldn't help but speak: "Then what else is there besides guilt?"

The emperor smiled brightly.

"Of course I like you." He said, "I like you very much."

"I have never liked anyone as much as I like you. It is very comfortable to be with you, and I am very happy to walk with you. I am always sad when I see you, so I can't help but buy a book and come back to read it. I want to learn how to please and comfort someone all at once. When I see your hair, I will worry about whether you will lose your hair. I will want to wait until I am seventy or eighty, and I still want you to have thick and long hair. Sometimes I even think... oh , I said this, don't hit me."

Zhou Xun pursed his lips.

"If you were a girl, I might even want to propose to you." The emperor scratched his head and couldn't help laughing, "Oh, it's a pity that you are a man..."

Zhou Xun couldn't help laughing: "Okay."

"It's a pity, alas, the sky is not beautiful." The emperor said, with a gentle tone in his tone, "What did you just say?"

"I said, yes."

The author has something to say: The emperor will shrink his eggs in the next chapter: You, you, you, don't be kidding!

A few more chapters "Does the joke count?" (poor)