After being mistaken for a fellow by Long Aotian

In the palace, Zhou Xun stared at the novel on the table, lost in thought.

Old man Shen said that the emperor bestowed books with special meanings.At the beginning, Emperor Gaozong gave him a book of war to teach him the method of divide and conquer.At the beginning, Emperor Gaozong gave another speaker a copy of Buddhist scriptures because he disliked him talking too much nonsense.

So……

The emperor gave him a copy of "Treasure of Appreciating Flowers", what is he going to do? ?

...I can't, are you implying something related to his sexual orientation?

Thinking of this, Zhou Xun fell into confusion.

Regarding the issue of sexual orientation, when he was young, he only knew about the combination of yin and yang. Although he had passed Mu Shaoai's age, due to the pressure of life, getting married and having children was just a process that everyone had to go through.Apart from respecting each other as guests, he can't find any other expectations.

And after getting to know the Fifth Prince, he finally realized the mysterious goodness of Longyang—this is also thanks to his brother Zhou Cai, who is so fascinating that he can be called the Lord of Longyang or the Dragon King.But after that, he even hated people, let alone liked men or women.

All in all, he felt that he didn't really like men or women, it was just... the emperor was an accident.

Can the emperor?

No matter how you look at it, the emperor is the most typical...a man who only loves women.

If not, he wouldn't... Just try not to think about anything.

Zhou Xun thought for a long time but couldn't figure it out, so he stuffed the book into the drawer casually.Before going to bed, he was still thinking, maybe the emperor simply took the wrong book.

...the emperor can do this.He closed his eyes and thought.

——However, Zhou Xun didn't know that the emperor was beyond his imagination after all.

In the middle of the night, Zhou Xun was awakened by a strange noise.

He was a light sleeper, even in the palace, so just a slight sound of footsteps could wake him up from his sleep.

Zhou Xun thought it was a court lady who came in while he was half asleep.He frowned, originally wanted to tell her to go out, but...

He stiffened his back and opened his eyes falsely in his sleep.

This is not the footsteps of the maid!

The maids and servants in the side hall always listened to Zhou Xun's words and slept outside.Even if you want to enter the inner room, there is absolutely no reason to sneak in without saying a word.And the footsteps...

No matter how you listen, you are a man in his prime!

He pretended to be sleeping, but his ears were alert and sensitive.Unknowingly, he thought of the story his mother used to scare him when he was a child, and he felt a little terrified.

'... If you wake up in the middle of the night and hear someone calling you, don't look back.When the yin energy is at its heaviest, there will be ghosts wandering around. '

The imperial palace has always been a place to eat people, and it is also the most bloody killing field.Zhou Xun had heard many ghost stories related to the palace from the maids before.Abandoned concubine in the cold palace, revolving princess hanging on the city gate, abandoned queen whose kidney was dug out and given to her younger sister...

Zhou Xun: ...

He couldn't help but grabbed a little bit of the quilt, but soon became speechless because of his childishness.

And suddenly thought of a word.

"In this world, there are no ghosts and monsters!"

Thinking of the emperor's shining teeth, Zhou Xun somehow felt the light-like warmth of righteousness.

...Since it is not a ghost, then.Zhou Xun's eyes darkened.

Perhaps an assassin.

But soon, he heard a rustling sound, as if someone was flipping something, looking for something.

Zhou Xun was taken aback for a moment, he thought, the palace is so heavily guarded, probably no thieves can get in.

What's more, the guards and maids inside and outside the house must not be disturbed.

Is it...

Zhou Xun: ...

He closed his eyes and finally shouted: "Who is outside?!"

! !

There was a brief turmoil in the room, and then there was the sound of the cabinet door being closed.Zhou Xun got off the bed and lit a candle.

He looked at the dark outer room, and there was no one there—not even the maid.

Holding a candle, Zhou Xun faced the unknown storm.

……

Holding a candle, Zhou Xun stared coldly at the cabinet.

Locker for people.

He doesn't move, the cabinet doesn't move.Candlelight swayed his shadow.He and the mysterious man, one in the cabinet and one outside the cabinet.

Zhou Xun paused for a long time before saying, "Come out."

There was also a long pause inside, and finally there was a sound of pinching his nose.

"I, my name is Bai Zhantang."

Zhou Xun: ...

He finally let out a long sigh.

"Your Majesty," Zhou Xun said helplessly, "come out."

cabinet:…………

"Oh." For a long time inside, came a voice that tried hard to appear frank.

……

The emperor finally came out of the cabinet.

Not only did he come out of the closet, but his movements were also a little weird.Especially his back is straight, with a bit of "the door is closed for people to walk out, and the hole for dogs to crawl out is open, but I want to walk out of the hole with a straight back".

Zhou Xun glanced at the emperor's waist, not surprisingly, he found something like a hard object inside, and couldn't help but want to hold his forehead and sigh.

In the end he did.Zhou Xun sat down at the table, put the candle holder on the table, held his forehead and said to the sneaky Night Walker Emperor, "...it's not shameful to be ashamed."

"It's not shameful." The emperor said while hiding his waist, "I told the people outside that I wanted to discuss confidential matters with you late at night, so I turned away others."

Zhou Xun: ...

The emperor: "Don't worry, my expression was very serious at the time. They were all frightened by me, thinking that they were going to discuss important military affairs."

Zhou Xun: ...

He changed his posture, supported his forehead with one hand, and looked at him sideways: "Then is there any confidential matter that the emperor wants to discuss with me?"

He had just woken up from sleep, and his voice was still a little hoarse and lazy.He has a smooth forehead, black hair hanging on his shoulders, and his neckline is a little crooked. He doesn't know what he looks like now.

"This……"

Just as the emperor was about to speak, he saw a nest of wine-like candles in the collarbone pit of the young man opposite him.Somehow, it got stuck.

Zhou Xun only thought that he was blushing because of a guilty conscience.He pursed his lips and stood up.

—and went to the Emperor.

emperor:……

He heard his heart beating like thunder, and then saw the long-haired beauty pass him.

Only the ends of the hair went over his shoulders.

emperor:……

...It's all Hei Changzhi's fault.Just as the emperor was looking at the sky and thinking about it, Zhou Xun had already pulled out a book from that drawer.

"Six Chapters of a Floating Life, this time it's a serious book." Zhou Xun took the book he found out and was replaced by the emperor, and put it sideways on his face as if hugging a pillow, "Is that so?" ?”

emperor:……

Seeing that the emperor did not speak, he thought that the emperor was still guilty, so he said narrowly to the emperor: "Be careful when you donate books in the future, don't just send out messy books. Now that they are in the side hall, the books can be exchanged. .If you go to the minister's mansion, will the emperor change into night clothes in the middle of the night?"

emperor:……

He saw the emperor blushing and touching his nose with his head down.In so many days, it was the first time he saw the emperor's expression like this.

Very different from usual.

Zhou Xun: ...

He originally wanted to laugh at the emperor, but for some reason, now he himself was a little embarrassed and his face became hot.He then said: "This... it's no big deal to send the wrong book for a while."

"Is the relationship between men and men messy?"

Zhou Xun: "!!...Ah????"

Emperor: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

The emperor ran away as if he wanted to fly.He scratched his head, and said to Zhou Xun: "Um, you, you should have a good rest... Wait, you haven't read all of this book, have you?!"

Zhou Xun: ...

He coughed and said, "I... turned some pages."

The emperor suddenly wanted to cry but had no tears.He hurriedly said: "Don't get me wrong, I really don't mean anything, I just accidentally bought the wrong one. I went out to buy books a few days ago, and I was in a hurry, so I just took it away. But today I saw a pile of messy things inside ..."

Zhou Xun: ...

Zhou Xun would have believed the emperor's words in normal times.Moreover, the name of the book "Treasure of Flowers" is also Fengya. People like the emperor... who don't care much about literature must really think that this book is a collection of flower appreciation.

However, it is understandable for the emperor to send the wrong letter, saying that he only discovered it today and left in a hurry is a bit preposterous.

Zhou Xun had seen him secretly looking at the fire avoidance map.

Zhou Xun couldn't help looking at the emperor with accusing eyes, and the emperor touched his nose again, a little anxious: "What...you don't believe it? I really didn't buy this book or this kind of book on purpose, really. "

Zhou Xun: ...

Emperor: "Really, really."

The emperor's expression was very sincere, and Zhou Xun was in a very upset mood. He thought that the emperor would also lie.

So when the emperor turned to leave, he heard Zhou Xun whisper behind him: "I have seen it all."

The emperor turned his head and asked: "What did you see?"

Zhou Xun: ...

Do you still have to force him to say those words by himself?

But the emperor seemed extremely confused, extremely upright, and could not allow his glorious image to be tarnished extremely.Seeing Zhou Xun's expression of wanting to speak but holding back and wanting to speak, and full of contempt for his personality, he continued to ask, "What did you see?"

Zhou Xun: ...

Zhou Xun struggled to spit out the words "fire-avoidance map" among countless rhetoric.But the emperor still looked confused: "The fire avoidance map? What is that?"

Zhou Xun: ...

This time Zhou Xun not only felt ashamed, but also angry.

Is the emperor planning to persevere in pretending to be stupid? ?

Zhou Xun then grabbed the teacup, sneered twice and said, "What else could it be? Naturally...naturally..."

"never mind."

emperor:? ?

The emperor was full of question marks.Zhou Xun decided to give him a step down, so he said to himself: "I don't know why the emperor suddenly thought of sending me a book?"

Emperor: "Oh, I learned it from books."

Zhou Xun: ...

Zhou Xun almost tilted himself under the table: "What book? What do you study?"

"Forehead……"

Although the emperor felt that it was strange that he had to learn how to please a man, but if it was to please a friend, it didn't matter.So he upholds the sincere "friendship" and said: "This... I thought earlier, I can't just ask you to drink more hot water every time."

Zhou Xun: ...

The emperor: "And I have never learned how to please a male...friend. To please a friend, hahaha, I just... want to refer to it? There is no one here to know anything..."

Zhou Xun was silent for a while, and said, "Why does the emperor want to please me?"

The emperor now has something to say.He looked at both sides, sat down and said to him: "Because I want you to be happy, how to say, I also want us to have a better relationship."

Zhou Xun: ...

The emperor said: "Speaking of it, this is the first time I want to see how to gain more favor in interpersonal communication... Uh, why, it sounds a bit weird and a bit motherly. Alas, anyway. "

He smiled heartily, and patted Zhou Xun's shoulder: "It's fine if you want it, you know!"

The emperor's slap seemed to be a cover-up of a guilty conscience, so his movements were extraordinarily hearty.However, the middle clothes when sleeping at night are different from the outer clothes in normal times, the two of them are sitting very close now, this shot of him...

Not a pat, but a paw.

With a pull, half of Zhou Xun's collar was pulled off.

Two people: ...

Zhou Xun pulled up his clothes silently.After some conversations, he probably knew that he had made a misunderstanding. While he was laughing and laughing, he also thought about the emperor's "heart has come" statement...

How strange it sounds.

"By the way," perhaps to ease the embarrassment, the emperor quickly changed the subject, "Actually, I stayed up late tonight because I remembered something and couldn't sleep..."

"what's up?"

"Writing about offering sacrifices to astronomy, the officials said that I have to write it myself to the heavens to be sincere." The emperor scratched his head again as he spoke, "Let me write it myself, how can I write it?"

Zhou Xun knew that every summer, there would always be some big and small droughts in the big scene, so it was normal for many sacrifices to heaven.And Dajing does have this rule. Only when the emperor writes it himself and recites it on the altar can he be sincere.

However, this rule is only a matter of books, and people from the Imperial Academy drafted it for the emperor on weekdays.But this time the emperor complained and was angry: "Hmph, these people are obviously taking the opportunity to vent their dissatisfaction with Zhou Cai's recent affairs, and they are full of words that Zhou Cai is brilliant in writing, and no one can write without him." They deliberately used this to make things difficult for me and asked me to write it myself! They just waited for me to come up with a second-class article and compare it with last year's article, so that they could make use of it—"

As he said that, he also sighed: "But I was in a bad mood at the time, so I agreed. Now..."

"But what if the emperor writes better?"