After being mistaken for a fellow by Long Aotian

Chapter 8 You also deserve the surname Zhao!

The people in the Huxin Pavilion seemed to have sensed the emperor's arrival.The person sitting among the crowd gestured to the little eunuch, and the little eunuch walked to the edge of the pavilion and opened the curtain: "Your Majesty..."

"emperor……"

Little Dengzi looked at the emperor, who trembled slightly.

"Your Majesty, this..."

"What are you waiting for?" the emperor said coldly.

Little Deng Zi: ...?

"Run!!!!"

The boat turned its head quickly and flew away from the pavilion at a speed like the wandering earth fleeing the giant Jupiter.

Zhou Xun: ...

Zhou Xun watched the boat ride the wind and waves, and arrived at the shore not long after.When he went ashore, the emperor still had lingering fears.He grabbed Zhou Xun's hand and said to little Deng Zi, "Send me back to the Hall of Mental Cultivation immediately!"

Little Dengzi hurriedly arranged the carriages and horses.As soon as the emperor got into the sedan chair, he saw on the other side of the lake, the little eunuch who had just raised the curtain was rushing to the shore with a boat.

It was as if someone had been sent to ask the emperor "Why did His Majesty leave?"

emperor:……

"Your Majesty," Xiao Dengzi said beside him, "this is the little Fuzi who is beside Concubine Zhao. It seems that Concubine Zhao sent her to chase after the Emperor. Look, Your Majesty..."

"What are you still doing in a daze? Take me back to the Hall of Mental Cultivation! By the way, take Mr. with you!" the emperor shouted, "Don't drop him into the water! It's hard to dry!"

Little Deng Zi: ...

A group of people hurried away carrying the sedan chair.Xiao Fuzi, who was sent by Concubine Zhao to chase after the emperor, was dumbfounded when he saw the chariot leaving in a hurry.

He lingered back to the Huxin Pavilion, and sitting on the main seat of the Huxin Pavilion was Zhao Guifei, Zhao Yue, who was dressed in a concubine look.

Zhao Yue: "Where's the emperor?"

Xiao Fuzi: "This..."

He hesitated for a long time, but did not dare to speak.Zhao Yue then threw the chopsticks on the table in dissatisfaction: "I ask you where the emperor is?"

Xiao Fuzi: "Your Majesty... Your Majesty has run away..."

Crowd: ? ? ?

Zhao Yue was stunned: "The emperor... ran away?"

run……

Ran?

Xiao Fuzi had a bitter face, and looked at Zhao Yue's increasingly gloomy face. He thought of something, and immediately said it to claim credit: "This servant vaguely saw that the emperor didn't come to the lake alone, and beside the emperor, there was another person who hadn't seen him before." son."

"Young master you haven't seen?"

"That young master is wearing a moon-white coat embroidered with concubine bamboo. His body is slender and thin. He looks unfamiliar, but the slave looks at him... he looks familiar..." Xiao Fuzi stammered, "It looks like a person..."

Zhao Yue: "Like who?"

"Look at the outline...he looks a bit like Zhou Cai and Zhou Hanlin." Xiao Fuzi said quickly, "But Zhou Hanlin's eyes are drooping, and this young master's eyes are slightly raised. This servant just heard the emperor call him..."

"What are you calling him for?"

"Call him... Mr. Xun."

There was silence in the Huxin Pavilion, and suddenly someone laughed and said, "Speaking of which, Zhou Cai and Zhou Hanlin's younger brother seems to be named Zhou Xun."

The one who spoke was a young man in a light purple shirt, the purple was extremely light, almost silvery white.He was sitting far away from the crowd, playing with a white jade wine cup in his hand, as if he was watching the excitement, his face was full of interest.

"Zhou Cai..." Zhao Yue read this person's name and gritted his teeth, "It's okay to have a surnamed Zhou, and a second surnamed Zhou came. Is it true that everyone surnamed Zhou in the world can't get along with the emperor?! Damn , I have been in the palace for so long, I almost forgot what the emperor looks like!"

He pursed his lips, thinking of Zhou Cai, his eyes were full of anger.

"I can't cure your brother..." He whispered, "I can't cure your brother?"

……

The chariot drove swiftly all the way, and returned to the Hall of Mental Cultivation.

Zhou Xun watched as the emperor drank three glasses of water in the Hall of Mental Cultivation before recovering.He grabbed Xiao Lizi and asked in despair: "Why are my harem full of men and women?!"

Little Lizi: "Your Majesty..."

Emperor: "Or... they are actually women, but they all look like men?!"

Zhou Xun thought about everything he had glimpsed in the Huxin Pavilion, and looked at the emperor's face trying to find a ray of light in despair, and he felt a little sympathetic.

"Your majesty," Xiao Lizi said with a bitter face, "You have always been a man..."

emperor:"……"

Xiao Lizi continued: "Your majesty, there are only two famous concubines, one is Zhao Yue and Zhao Guifei, and the other is Li Ruochen and Li Zhaoyi. Zhao Guifei is the person who sits in the pavilion in the center of the lake. Li Zhaoyi was imprisoned a few days ago. The rest The people are all from Chuxiu Palace, they usually entertain the emperor and chat with the emperor to relieve their worries..."

"They are all men. There are a group of men living in my harem, a group of men..." the emperor murmured, "No, I want to dismiss the harem... Chuxiu Palace...!"

Little Lizi was shocked.He glanced at Zhou Xun, knelt down and bowed down: "Your Majesty! No!"

Emperor: "Why not!"

Xiao Lizi said: "Your Majesty, disbanding the harem for one person... This has never happened in this dynasty!"

The emperor slapped the table angrily:

"A harem full of men is something I have never seen since I read novels and TV shows!"

Xiao Lizi shouted: "Your Majesty, you can't! If you divorce your concubine and disband Chuxiu Palace...how will they behave in the future!"

The emperor said: "If they come to the Hall of Mental Cultivation to attack me in the middle of the night, what should I do in the future!"

Xiao Lizi: "Your Majesty, if you divorce them, how will they support themselves in the future!"

The emperor patted the table: "What's wrong with being a big man... Wait, how much is their monthly salary?"

Little Li: ...?

Xiao Lizi ordered the eunuchs to sort it out and reported a series of numbers.

Xiao Lizi: "The imperial concubine's annual silver is 6000 taels..."

Emperor: "6000 taels?!"

Xiao Lizi: "10 catties of pork for daily use..."

"10 catties?!" The emperor gasped, "Why so much?! Can he eat it alone or...?!"

Xiao Lizi: "Your Majesty, the use cases of palace people are calculated separately. Concubine Zhao can eat two elbows in one meal."

emperor:"……"

Xiao Lizi: "There is also Li Zhaoyi, who can eat more than Concubine Zhao. He can eat two hoofs, a drawer of steamed buns, a bowl of sweet water noodles, and a beggar's chicken..."

Emperor: "... Is this the harem, or the live broadcast module of the big stomach king?"

Xiao Lizi coughed: "Your Majesty, men eat much more than women."

"They usually..." The emperor twitched the corner of his mouth, "How do they move? Why do I feel very..."

Xiao Lizi replied respectfully: "The emperor likes the new and dislikes the old. He often loves private visits in micro-services. When he sees the one he likes, he orders someone to put him in the Chuxiu Palace. Afterwards, he forgets their existence and only plays with Zhou Cai and Zhou Hanlin. Concubine Zhao and Li Zhaoyi are the same The courtiers sent them in. Concubine Zhao is arrogant and domineering, and Li Zhaoyi is... straightforward. The emperor never likes them. The concubines and palace people are bored all day long in the harem, their minds are active, and they often fight in the palace..."

Emperor: "What kind of palace fight... for favor?"

Xiao Lizi: "My slave occasionally sees them beating each other..."

emperor:……

Little Li: "Your Majesty, have you forgotten? Concubine Zhao threw Li Zhaoyi from the rockery into the lake last month. Li Zhaoyi swam up from the lake and pulled Concubine Zhao into the water. The two fought in the water. You I was furious because of this, angrily saying 'what if I beat someone to death?!' and even put Li Zhaoyi in confinement because of this."

Emperor: "How is Li Zhaoyi now?"

Xiao Lizi: "If you go back to the emperor, Li Zhaoyi ordered someone to set up a sandbag in the yard, practice every day, and vowed to avenge shame after the confinement is over."

emperor:……

Xiao Lizi: "Your Majesty, don't blame them. They stay alone in the empty boudoir and are bored all day long. It's normal for them to do small things to comfort them."

"Physical palace fighting, physical wrestling..." The emperor's hand holding the cup trembled slightly, "In my harem...in Chuxiu Palace...they are all strong men...I have raised a group of backstabbing assassins for myself ah……"

Xiao Lizi coughed lightly: "Your Majesty."

The emperor was silent for a long time.

"I just want to ask, where are all the male favorites who failed in the palace fights distributed?"

Xiao Lizi: "This... there is no such record yet, but the servant thinks that it is sent to the cold palace as usual..."

"Go to the cold palace," the emperor said weakly, "I think we should send them to the army... Both of them are strong men who can be worth one hundred!"

"I want to disband the harem!!" He said sonorously.

...Little Lizi and other eunuchs and maids hanged themselves outside while crying.The emperor was so restless in the room.

Zhou Xun sat outside, drinking tea.

"Mr. Zhou," Xiao Lizi begged him with a bitter face, "Go and persuade the emperor not to dismiss the harem. You must know that all the concubines in this palace, especially Li Zhaoyi and Concubine Zhao, will be dismissed if they say goodbye." ...it's going to be a big mess!"

Zhou Xun was begged by him for a long time, and said: "I have no way to comment on the emperor's decision."

"Mr. Zhou, the emperor listens to you the most. If you tell me, he will definitely listen." Xiao Lizi persuaded earnestly, "In your capacity?"

——My identity?

Zhou Xun lowered his eyelashes and looked at the teacup.At this time, the emperor came out from the inner room: "If you have anything to say to me, don't bother Mr. with things all the time!"

Seeing the emperor coming, everyone hurriedly knelt down.The emperor first smiled at Zhou Xun, then cleared his throat and said to everyone: "From today——"

"Below Zhaoyi, half of the palace people will be sent out of the palace, and they will be given a severance payment so that they can be resettled."

"Your Majesty," Xiao Lizi said cautiously, "What... is the selection criteria?"

Emperor: "Let them fight in the palace, and the best ones will be admitted."

Little Lizi: "...Yes."

In addition, the concubine's monthly rate is halved, no fighting, no fighting, no fighting.

"The above is the solution at the initial stage." The emperor said, "Let's start it step by step."

After eloquently giving a solution, someone came in from the door and whispered a few times into the emperor's ear.

The man was wearing a crimson official uniform with flowing cloud patterns embroidered on it.Zhou Xun is very familiar with this special official uniform.

——It’s Jiang Wei.

A secret service organization directly under the emperor, spying on intelligence, investigating major and important cases, and monitoring officialdom.

Jiang Wei whispered a few words in the emperor's ear, the emperor frowned, and then said to Zhou Xun, "I have something to deal with, can you have dinner by yourself tonight?"

Zhou Xun nodded.

In the evening, Zhou Xun was the only one left to dine in the side hall of the Hall of Mental Cultivation.The emperor's treatment of the harem spread throughout the harem in an instant, and immediately, someone came to the Hall of Mental Cultivation to impose labor sanctions.

"My concubine, my concubine, you can't go in here..." Xiao Lizi kept complaining, but he couldn't stop the rampant Zhao Yue.Zhao Yue entered the side hall, and when he saw Zhou Xun who was having dinner, he was stunned for a moment, and soon he glared.

Zhao Yue is the descendant of General Zhao, the founding general, but he was lazy and domineering since he was a child.The Zhao family gradually declined, but he still wandered leisurely and made enemies everywhere, and finally wounded the son-in-law of the Duke's Mansion in the capital, so he suffered a lot of hang-ups.The Zhao family saw that he was really hopeless, and later saw that he was begging for nothing to marry into the palace, so they could only turn a blind eye to him.

He relied on his family's power to make a noble concubine, but the emperor only had Zhou Cai in his heart, and he didn't even look at him.The matter of the family banquet was covered up tightly by the emperor, but he also more or less heard rumors that Zhou Cai was going to be unlucky.This morning he heard again that Zhou Cai's face was cloudy when he came out of the Hall of Mental Cultivation.Before he had time to gloat, he held a banquet to celebrate, and in the afternoon, he found that there was another Zhou Xun who captivated the emperor's eyes.

It's really a week after a week.

"You are Zhou Xun?" Zhao Yue raised his eyebrows high.

Zhou Xun's face sank like water.

Zhao Yue gritted his teeth, trying to find a way to belittle the other party's appearance.He stared at the other party for a long time, and finally he could only say:

"I thought it was some kind of vixen that fascinated the emperor. Seeing that you are less than eight feet tall and have a sickly face, how dare you be a seductive fairy who asks the emperor to dismiss the harem for you?"

Zhou Xun: ...

He wiped his hands lightly, taking the other party's voice as a voiceover.

For someone like Zhao Yue, ignoring him is the greatest mockery of him.

... As for Zhao Yue, he said that the emperor dismissed the harem for him.

Why should he explain this kind of thing to someone like Zhao Yue?

boring.

Zhao Yue was really irritated by his attitude: "A brother came outside the palace, and a younger brother came in the palace. Those of you whose surname is Zhou, are all foxes? You have been locked in prison for more than ten days, and you have thoughts. You seduced the emperor, went to the dragon bed on the first day you came back, and lived in the side hall the next day, coaxing the emperor to dismiss the six palaces for you... What kind of fairy are you?"

Zhou Xun raised his eyebrows.

"Since you are born with a human appearance, you should pay attention to how you behave when you speak." Zhou Xun said leisurely, "Only beasts know how to bark and howl."

Zhao Yue was stunned for a long time before he said, "You called me inhuman?"

Zhou Xun didn't speak.

"If you do something like that, don't be afraid of others saying it. Who doesn't know that Zhou Da Zhuangyuan has a younger brother who sent him to be the prince's favorite man, and now he sells his ass on the dragon bed..."

"You speak too quietly." Zhou Xun said again, "Come here."

Zhao Yue: "What?"

As soon as he walked over, he was slapped by Zhou Xun.

"You..." Zhao Yue covered his face in disbelief, "You dare to hit me, do you know that I am a descendant of the founding general Zhao's family..."

"What? Isn't the surname Zhao amazing?"

The emperor's voice suddenly sounded from the door.

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