After being mistaken for a fellow by Long Aotian

Girl... Dumb girl?

Zhou Xun covered his Adam's apple with his hands, and looked down at the white clothes on his body - when he was in the crowd, he was squeezed out of the blue coat, leaving only the middle coat embroidered with silver patterns inside. , and then look at the long hair on my body...

Zhou Xun: ...

He spent half a month with the emperor day and night, and now there is only one more mask... The effect of this mask is so magical?

but……

Now the light is dim, and the emperor is a head taller than him, and it is in such a place of fireworks... It is understandable for the emperor to recognize him as a girl.

Obviously, Zhou Xun has not watched many modern TV dramas. Compared with those film and television works in which glamorous female stars can be regarded as disguised as men only by tying their hair, he not only let down his hair, but also wore a mask. He would call him a dedicated pretender.Moreover, it may be a little strange for female stars to pretend to be men with rough bodies, but it is not an exaggeration for him to pretend to be women with a turbulent body.

He was worried that his voice would reveal his identity before, but now that the emperor himself gave him a reason, Zhou Xun decided to use it unceremoniously.He clutched his throat and nodded.

"Oh, it's the first time we meet, please take care of me." Seeing that Zhou Xun didn't realize that he had spotted him, the emperor secretly decided to go through with the matter of pretending that he didn't recognize him, "How old is the girl? Where does she live? Do you have any money? Where are you going now? Do you need my help?"

Zhou Xun:? ?

Emperor: "It's okay, don't be shy, speak up... Oh, I forgot, you are dumb."

Zhou Xun: ... I thank you.

Emperor: "Haha, I... I'll be humorous..."

Zhou Xun: ...

The emperor tried his best to warm up the atmosphere, but unexpectedly, the atmosphere between the two became more and more cold.He looked at Zhou Xun who said nothing, and felt his head getting bigger and bigger——

You have to pretend to be meeting for the first time, and you have to find a suitable reason to help...

He silently closed his mouth.

Standing in front of the emperor, Zhou Xun didn't know whether he should be thankful that his disguise was so successful, or question whether the emperor didn't even notice that he was disguised as a woman... To be honest, the emperor's attitude was very strange. Out of the words, he regarded himself as a strange woman, but his actions were so enthusiastic.Zhou Xun followed the emperor in the palace for half a month. There were many beautiful maids in the palace, but he had never seen the emperor be so attentive to even one woman.

If the emperor recognizes him, this kind of enthusiasm is not an exaggeration.But the emperor obviously didn't recognize him...

Zhou Xun was convinced that the emperor did not recognize him.If the emperor recognized him, why would he bother to pretend he didn't know him at all?

So the truth, is it...

Zhou Xun thought strangely.

The emperor is... very interested in the woman he is currently pretending to be?

Zhou Xun knew that many men had a feeling of saving Fengchen.Just now he fell on the ground, wearing black hair and white clothes, and he was in stark contrast to the goddess on the float... Maybe...

Is it really like a lovely and pitiful little white flower?

Zhou Xun was shocked by his own thought.

But the emperor has always shown a very unfeminine appearance before, why this time... Could it be that he fell in love with this strange "woman" at first sight?

Zhou Xun suddenly felt a little unhappy.

The scene was very embarrassing for a while, Tiannv's float was still driving towards this side, and the cheering crowd rushed towards the side where the two were standing.The shadows of the waves of people shaking shoulder to shoulder swayed on the wooden door, and Zhou Xun leaned against the wooden wall with half of his body.A small piece of his white clothes was reflected in the light, like a piece of moonlight shining from the darkness.

"Goddess! Goddess!"

Amidst the sound, the emperor stretched out his hand to Zhou Xun: "People are coming, let's go over there a bit, you hold my hand, be careful not to be scattered by the crowd..."

emperor:……

He watched helplessly as Zhou Xun retracted his hand after he said that sentence.

emperor:? ?

What's wrong with Zhou Xun?Oh, yes, now they are a pair of strange men and women. As the saying goes, a man and a woman cannot kiss each other.It seems that not only he is working hard, Zhou Xun is also working hard.

Double the effort will always result in double the fun.The emperor recalled the costume dramas he had watched, coughed quickly and said, "Girl, don't get me wrong, I am a gentleman. I definitely didn't want to plot against you. Just now I saw the girl lying there, I couldn't help but walk away." When you see injustice, let out a roar... to help."

Zhou Xun: ...

He looked at the emperor's expression and became more subtle.

The emperor regarded him as a friend, but he helped him at first sight when he was mistaken for a woman... This is really...

After the emperor said this, he felt that Zhou Xun on the opposite side of the mask became more and more silent.He pondered for a while, thinking about the next countermeasures.

He rarely acts, so he thinks very seriously.

First of all, the best countermeasure is naturally to bring Zhou Xun back to the palace directly, anyway Zhou Xun will return to the palace sooner or later.However, at present, his identity as Zhou Xun is a dumb woman who fell in the place of fireworks, and his identity cannot be revealed.If he directly proposed to bring Zhou Xun back to the palace, there would be only two results—either Zhou Xun found out that he had seen through his disguise, or Zhou Xun thought he was an apprentice.

Whether Zhou Xun's efforts were in vain, or his image was damaged... This is not what he wants to see!And even if it's the latter... When Zhou Xun is really brought back to the palace, won't the fact that Zhou Xun is a "dumb girl" be exposed?

So this method definitely won't work!

Therefore, the most suitable way should be to find an inn to live in for the time being. Early the next morning, he will sneak away while Zhou Xun is asleep, and then order someone to pick him up, pretending that he just found him here. appearance.

The emperor was a little moved by his concern, so he said to Zhou Xun: "It's getting late, and there are too many people here now, which is prone to danger. Shall I take the girl to find an inn to rest?"

Zhou Xun: "You..."

He had just uttered his first sound before he realized that he should be dumb now!

Fortunately, the sound he made just now was very short, and the emperor might not have heard it.Seeing the emperor looking over, Zhou Xun "..." and disguised his voice as a cough.

Why does the emperor care so much about her?

Judging from the meaning of the emperor's words, it seemed that he was going to have a relationship with this "girl who fell down", and even offered to send her to the inn... Now that the light is dim, the emperor can't tell that the "girl" is him, but If it's under the lights, this scene...

Zhou Xun gestured a few times to signal that he didn't need help.He pointed to the street outside and gestured a few times, trying hard to let the emperor understand his spirit.The emperor tried hard to recognize his gestures, and suddenly realized (in fact, he didn't understand at all): "You think the inn on that street is more suitable?"

Zhou Xun:?

At this time, the pain of poor language communication comes to the fore.Zhou Xun gestured for a long time, then shook his hand, wanting to show that he was not going to the inn.The emperor tried hard to comprehend it for a long time, and suddenly realized again: "You said you have no money?"

Zhou Xun: ...

Emperor: "It's okay, I have money here!"

As he spoke, he patted his belt vigorously, like a silly son of a landlord.

Zhou Xun: ...

There seemed to be some strange despair in the eyes of the emperor when he saw Zhou Xun's mask, and then he remembered that he should have met Zhou Xun for the first time.He quickly explained: "Don't get me wrong, I was walking on the road just now, I saw you and then..."

Zhou Xun: ...

Emperor: "...I really want to be a good person and do good deeds."

Zhou Xun: ...

Do good deeds?To a... mute girl in the Land of Fireworks?

Zhou Xun's expression became more and more strange.

Someone bumped into it from behind, Zhou Xun staggered and almost fell down again.The emperor didn't see that Zhou Xun was injured on his feet, but hurried forward to support him...

Zhou Xun was stiff all over.

emperor:……

Wait, wait, this doesn't seem like something that should happen between two people who meet for the first time.The emperor hurriedly said: "Girl, don't take this to heart. I usually like to do good deeds. To help you, I have the right to help an old lady cross the road."

Zhou Xun: ...

Emperor: "It's not suitable to stay here for a long time, let's go, I'll take you to the inn..."

Zhou Xun: ...

It seems that the emperor is not going to leave.

"Come on, take my hand." The emperor saw that he was still unwilling to make a move, thought for a while, and picked up a branch from the ground.

Zhou Xun: ...

Emperor: "Awada ate a big melon!"

"How about you hold this side of the branch?" the emperor suggested, "I will hold this side, and each of us will hold the side of the branch so that we won't touch our hands."

Zhou Xun: ...

Emperor: "Do you think it will work?"

The emperor was somewhat moved by his own genius.He firmly believes that what he presently shows is a personable and caring young man.

Zhou Xun bit the bullet and looked at the branch, as if he was still hesitating.

The emperor looked at him for a long time before reaching out his hand, and just as he was about to say something, he felt that the other party's hand went over the branch and held his hand.

He put his hand on the hand of the young man in black wearing a white fox mask.

emperor:……

He touched his nose, turned his head away, quietly grabbed the branch in his hand and threw it on the ground.

The crowd was surging, the emperor walked in front, and he walked behind.His hand was held in the opponent's hand, and the emperor held his wrist tightly, as if he was afraid that he would be swept away by the crowd.His other hand was not idle, as if it was always pushing away the flow of people nearby for him.

The two finally broke free from the crowd and arrived under a tree.The crowd is still surging with the floats, but it has nothing to do with them.

"Finally came out from here," the emperor wiped the sweat from his brow, "If you don't know, you thought you were picking up the plane at Hongqiao, so many fans followed you...you..."

He turned his head and glanced at Zhou Xun, caught a glimpse of his ankle, and was shocked: "Your foot hurt?!"

Zhou Xun: ...

"Fuck, why didn't you tell me just now? Does it hurt? Is the bone okay?" The emperor was in a hurry, completely forgetting that he was pretending to be a stranger, and quickly squatted down to check.

The moment he squatted down, Zhou Xun's heart was filled with turbulent waves!

He also ignored his disguise and struggled.