After being mistaken for a fellow by Long Aotian

All encounters in the world are reunions after a long absence.

All encounters in the world are caught off guard.

The emperor's screams resounded through the sky, and outside the Hall of Mental Cultivation came the panicked running of palace servants and guards: "Your Majesty! What happened..."

"Don't come here!" The emperor roared, "Don't come in, I'm safe!"

Zhou Xun: ...

After the emperor spoke, the guards who originally intended to rush into the Hall of Mental Cultivation to rescue him glanced at each other, and finally retreated into the courtyard.

Candles were lit in the room, and the candles were flickering, and Zhou Xun's face was also flickering in the candles.He looked at the strangely described emperor, suddenly supported his body with his left hand, and sat up from the bed.

A few strands of long black hair slid down his bare collarbone and hung down his body.

"You...you...!" The emperor covered his eyes for an instant, and continued to scream, "Your book cover...no, where are your clothes?!"

He screamed more restrainedly, maintaining a decibel range that allowed Zhou Xun to hear that he was screaming, but prevented the guards outside the hall from hearing that he was screaming.

clothing?

Zhou Xun lowered his head, realizing that as he sat up from the brocade quilt, the golden-red gauze was already exposed.

His eyes darkened, and Xiao Lizi's voice sounded again in his mind.

——The rumors that he and the emperor are very masculine.

Honestly.

"Isn't that what you want?" he finally demanded.

The emperor choked, and put his hand down intending to speak: "I want...by..."

The scene in front of him came into his eyes again, and the emperor quickly turned his head again, covering his face with his hands.

The face under his fingers was a little red.

Zhou Xun was taken aback by his expression.

Soon, the emperor turned his face away.His face was still wrinkled into a festive chrysanthemum, but his hands suddenly began to undo his belt.

Zhou Xun, who was still in a daze just now: ...

He watched his movements, pursed the corners of his lips, and gave a soft snort.

What about making friends with literature, what about talking at night by holding candles... He said it nicely, so that he almost broke the ice in his heart.

It turns out that in the end, this person is... the same as everyone else.

He lowered his eyelashes, watching the emperor unbutton his belt.The belt parts are complicated, and the emperor seems to be very unskilled in this.Zhou Xun watched helplessly as he tore and tore, and in order to take off the belt, he actually jumped on the ground like a rabbit on fire.

Zhou Xun: ...

Forget it, at least in this point, he is still different from others.

The belt was finally torn off by the emperor with extreme efforts.He threw away the belt, closed his eyes, turned around, and threw the dragon robe on Zhou Xun's head.

Zhou Xun: ...? ? ?

"Pack it, pack it!"

Zhou Xun:? ? ?

Holding the dragon robe, he fell into a daze.After a while, the emperor quietly opened his right eyelid, and after seeing that he hadn't started to move, he closed it again, and made a continuous cry: "You wrap yourself up first!!"

Zhou Xun: ...

Assassinate the emperor, go to the prison, enter the study, enter the palace of nourishing the heart, and be forced by the emperor to wear a dragon robe...

Wearing a dragon robe is a serious crime for attempting to usurp the throne.Although Zhou Xun killed the king, he had no intention of becoming emperor.Seeing him not moving for a long time, the emperor looked at him through his fingers: "Why are you on my bed?"

Zhou Xun: ...

emperor:"……"

Zhou Xun didn't speak, but the emperor quickly seemed to think of something, his head was throbbing with veins, and he looked angry from embarrassment: "Damn!! Lizi!! I know you did a good job!! Who gave it to you? Courage and imagination!! You are dead!! Torture, must torture!"

After saying this, he finally turned to Zhou Xun, grabbed the quilts on both sides to wrap him up, patted him carefully, and made a gesture of wrapping: "Well...you go out, I really don't have that Meaning, don’t get me wrong, alas, it’s all my fault, but…”

"I... I... I... How dare I do anything wrong to you, I am wronged... People can't, at least not... Fuck, who is the idiot who falsely preached the imperial decree..." He muttered a few words in a very low voice .

Zhou Xun nodded.He said softly: "Please trouble the emperor to find some clothes that I can wear."

The emperor nodded: "Good!"

He poked around in the Hall of Mental Cultivation, wondering: "Doesn't the emperor usually pay private visits in modest clothes? Why don't you have a few casual clothes..."

As he was talking, he looked up again as if thinking of something, "This...does everyone in the palace see you being carried into my room tonight?"

Zhou Xun nodded.

The emperor thought about it for a while, and then said: "Forget it, you should stay here. Those people saw you going out again in the middle of the night, and they don't know what to make up to insult you...Ah Choo!"

As he spoke, he sneezed with a long history.

The emperor ran around the room in his middle coat for a long time, still muttering: "Why is there only one bed in the Hall of Mental Cultivation, even the standard hotel room has two beds..."

In the end, he found a quilt out of nowhere, patted it, spread it on the floor next to the bed, sat down to test the softness, and finally made himself lie down on it.

"Don't worry," he suddenly turned his head to look at Zhou Xun again, "I'm a straight man, and I...I can't do anything to you!"

Zhou Xun: ...

Emperor: "I don't have the ability...I can't do it!"

Zhou Xun:? ?

Sitting on the bed, he looked at the emperor who was enjoying himself, was busy, and finally rested on the floor, and realized that he seemed unable to use normal thinking to figure out his intentions.

—and wanted to plug his ears because he suspected that he had heard some kind of royal secret.

"I've thought about it, if you come here, you'll be at peace." The emperor said while busy, "I came here, there must be a meaning for coming here! For example, you, alas, a good fairy, was harmed by me like this... "

Zhou Xun: ...

The emperor was lying on the floor, seeing Zhou Xun looking at him, so he covered his head with the quilt, only showing two eyes: "Good night."

Zhou Xun: "Come up and sleep."

emperor:!

The emperor was a little flattered: "This...how can it make...not so good?"

As he spoke, he quickly waved his hand again: "I don't have any unreasonable thoughts, I promise!"

Zhou Xun, who hadn't smiled for a long time after entering the palace, felt a little relieved because of him.

"You are the emperor, you should not sleep on the ground." He said.

The emperor: "What is the emperor, you are..."

Zhou Xun simply pulled back the quilt and looked at him: "Are you coming up, or am I going down to accompany you?"

The emperor turned his face away: "...that, let me come up. Hey, it's so hypocritical."

He muttered in a very low voice: "It's like staying up late to read books in high school, and putting the books under your pillow... That's it!"

The emperor finally climbed up from the floor.The dragon bed in the Hall of Mental Cultivation was by no means narrow, with Zhou Xun lying inside and the emperor lying outside, it was more than enough to sleep two people.

Zhou Xun lay in the middle, looking at the top of the bed.

He hasn't had a good night's sleep for a long time, especially in a strange place.

Whether it is in the Zhou Mansion, the Wang Mansion, or the Heavenly Prison.

However, for some reason, tonight he felt that boundless difficulties were attacking him.

He thought maybe it wasn't because the dragon bed was soft.

However, for some reason, the emperor slept outside, huddled up, and spent the whole night rubbing nervously outside.

In the middle of the night, Zhou Xun heard a loud "boom" in his sleep, as if some unforgettable straight man finally fell from the outside.

Zhou Xun slept until dawn and had no dreams all night.

When he woke up early the next morning, he didn't realize where he was for a while.Until he realized that what he was laying on was not straw, but a soft bed.

He sat up from the bed, and beside the bed was a set of moon-white clothes, which seemed to be made of high-quality silk, embroidered with dark green bamboo leaves.

There was no one on the other side of the bed.

He stared at the suit for a long time, until the maid who was waiting came in: "Ah, Mr. Zhou is awake already?"

The maid wanted to change his clothes for him, but Zhou Xun refused, "I'll do it myself."

His figure was slim and slender, and after putting on the clothes, he looked like a hermit monk walking in a bamboo forest.The palace lady brought the cleansing water with a smile and praised him: "Mr. Zhou has such an elegant demeanor, no wonder the emperor praised you as the unparalleled scholar of the country."

Zhou Xun: ...?

"It's like seeing it."

"Talk at night while holding candles."

"Go to sleep."

"Unparalleled Guo Shi!"

Zhou Xun: ...

After hearing the emperor's characterization of what happened last night from the court ladies and eunuchs, Zhou Xun silently put down the soaked face towel.

Zhou Xun: ...

Ever since he met the emperor in the imperial study, there were more and more moments when he couldn't describe his feelings.

This day's experience was as exciting as jumping off a cliff. Zhou Xun decided that he should find some time to think about what happened.

"Hey!"

"Yes, carry him here."

"It's a nice tree, it's thicker."

"That's it."

"Come on, one, two, three—"

The voices of people came from outside the window, which sounded very lively.

In the bustle, there was the sound of crashing and the cry of an eunuch.

Zhou Xun: ...

This cry... like the voice of Little Lizi.

Why is Xiao Lizi screaming outside the window?

A sentence from last night suddenly appeared in his mind.

'Torture, must be torture! The emperor said angrily, "Xiao Lizi, you are dead!" '

Is it...

Zhou Xun walked quickly to the window and pushed it open.

Although he was indifferent and hated Xiao Lizi, he didn't want to see his blood splattered five steps before his eyes, lying dead in the wilderness.

This is not tolerance or the heart of the Virgin...but what he had soaked in from the Four Books and Five Classics for many years before the imperial examination...

The self-sufficiency of scholar-bureaucrats.

Although he has been trained for so many years.

And Xiao Lizi didn't do anything other than ridicule him.At least he is not guilty of death, nor should he be treated as torture...

Zhou Xun opened the window to look, and was taken aback.

"one two Three--"

"Ow—"

He saw several young eunuchs carrying the little plum together.Someone raised his shoulder, someone raised his hand, someone raised his leg, and they were spreading his legs and bumping him into a tree.

Zhou Xun: ……………………? ? ?

what is this?

"This is Aruba," said the emperor.

Zhou Xun turned his head. The emperor was wearing a dragon robe and standing beside him with his hands behind his back.

Zhou Xun: ...

Seeing him looking over, the emperor raised his eyebrows and smiled triumphantly, then sneezed abruptly.

……

Zhou Cai arrived outside the palace gate early in the morning.

Last night, under the escort of the Fifth Prince, he returned home with a limp leg.When he came to the front of the mansion, he saw a man in a dark crimson official uniform leading people out from a distance.The man had handsome features but was cold, Zhou Cai gritted his teeth secretly when he saw him.

That person was Jiang Wei's deputy commander, Lu Xiandao, Lord Lu, because of his grandmother who was a princess, he had always been at odds with Zhou Cai.When the fifth prince saw him, he shouted: "Lu Xiandao, the emperor ordered the withdrawal of the people from the Zhou mansion as early as half an hour ago, and sent someone to pass the letter quickly. What are you still doing here!"

"As the deputy commander of Jiangwei, Lu is just doing his duty." Lu Xiandao said neither humble nor overbearing, "Since the two of you are here, Lu will leave now."

As he spoke, he led a group of guards in crimson clothes to file out from Zhou Mansion.When passing by Zhou Cai, Lu Xiandao said: "The emperor's preference for Mr. Zhou is really admirable to Lu."

Zhou Cai caught a glimpse of his cool eyes and knew that this falcon failed to pull him down this time, the "smart talker" and was extremely displeased.He raised the corners of his mouth slightly, and said harshly to him: "The pure will be clear, and the turbid will be turbid."

Lu Xiandao didn't even look at him again, and walked past him.The little Jiangwei who was walking beside him smiled crisply and said, "Lord Lu, don't be angry, not everyone can do it if you want to be like Master Zhou. Let's get off work tonight Later, I went to Donghua Gate to have a look at Xinqi, and I heard that the floor tiles there were polished by Mr. Zhou for an hour with his knees, and now they are shiny and clean."

"you!"

The fifth prince was very angry and wanted to argue with them.Zhou Cai's knee hurt so much, he tried his best to suppress the resentment on his face, and whispered: "Forget it.

"

"Ah Cai." The fifth prince said with a heartbroken voice, "You are abused by them because you are too good-natured!"

He sincerely held the grievance for Zhou Cai, but forgot his male favorite who was suffering from "torture".

Zhou Cai entered the Zhou mansion.Seeing him come back, everyone was overjoyed, Mother Zhou even abandoned the etiquette that her high school mistress had always put on, and hugged him and cried non-stop.

The entire Zhou Mansion was immersed in the joy of the rest of the life after the catastrophe.Zhou Xiaomei said triumphantly: "I said earlier, the emperor loves my elder brother the most, it is impossible for anyone to bully our family!"

"Brother," Zhou Xiaodi was also full of admiration, "You are really amazing!"

The family enjoyed themselves happily, talking and laughing at Yan Yan, but completely forgot about the "criminal bastard".In the end, only a concubine sitting in the corner accidentally mentioned: "Zhou Xun..."

"Bah! What are you talking about that bastard! It would be great if he died!" Zhou Xiaomei said angrily, "It's him who brought our family to this situation!"

The concubine didn't care much about Zhou Xun at first, she was just curious, she shrank her neck and said with a smile when she heard the words: "I just want to know, is he going to be beheaded?"

Zhou Cai shook his head.

"Maybe it's not that easy." There was still sadness in his brows, but his heart was full of satisfaction, "The emperor spared the Zhou family for my sake, but he...he is probably living a life better than death."

"Don't mention that disappointment." Zhou's mother straightened his clothes lightly, she thought for a while, and then said, "You remember to go to the palace tomorrow to thank the emperor. Thank you, the emperor, for sparing our Zhou family."

"Even if my mother doesn't tell me, I'm still going." Zhou Cai lowered his eyes and said, "The emperor is really kind to me this time. I'm afraid that the tree will be as good as the forest, and the wind will destroy it..."

He sighed lightly.

"With the protection of the emperor, no one can do anything to our Zhou family." Zhou Xiaomei hugged her elder brother happily, "Thanks to the emperor's liking for my brother. Brother, remember to tell the emperor to kill that person properly. I have been worried and frightened for several days, and I have to vent my anger!"

Zhou Cai touched her head: "Nonsense."

There was still a gentle smile on the corner of his mouth.

This morning, Zhou Cai went to Donghua Gate first as usual.The majestic building of Donghuamen was still in the distance, and when he looked at the shiny floor tiles, his unhealed knee began to ache again.

"It's Mr. Zhou." The guard at the gate saw him coming, nodded and bowed to open the palace gate for him.It is not uncommon for Zhou Caisu to be able to freely enter and exit the forbidden area. He knelt down at the gate of the palace yesterday, but it was just for a performance to plead for mercy.However, while walking on the road, he always felt that the palace people passing by looked at him a little strangely.

It must be that the matter of him kneeling down yesterday has spread throughout the palace, making him a laughing stock!

Zhou Cai was still smiling like a spring breeze on the surface, but in his heart he already hated Zhou Xun and Lu Xiandao.He gritted his teeth and went outside the door of the Hall of Mental Cultivation, but the little Deng Zi who was familiar with him was stunned and stammered: "Master Zhou, you are here..."

"There's no need to pass it on." Zhou Cai smiled softly at him, "I'll just go in."

This is also customary.Based on Zhou Cai's understanding of the emperor, he probably just woke up in the morning, and he saw blood yesterday, probably when he was in the worst mood.At this time, he went in to comfort him softly, which was exactly what the emperor wanted.

Little Dengzi's expression made him faintly feel that something was wrong, he stammered and said with evasive eyes: "This, Mr. Zhou, I'm afraid it's inconvenient..."

"not very convenient?"

Zhou Cai was inexplicably flustered.Then, he heard Xiao Dengzi say: "Your Majesty, last night...here, there are others in the Hall of Mental Cultivation..."

Is there anyone else in the Hall of Mental Cultivation? !

You know, ever since he got acquainted with the emperor...the emperor treats the people in the harem like a shoe, and would rather chat with him than invite others!

Zhou Cai managed to suppress the panic in his heart, and tentatively asked: "I don't know which lady in the palace... the emperor was not angry last night?"

It stands to reason that the emperor was tyrannical, so Zhou Xun should have been tortured all night, so how could he have the spirit to treat others? !

Little Dengzi chuckled, and said: "The emperor was very happy last night because he got a beautiful woman..."

"Be nimble!" The voices of other court ladies came from the Hall of Mental Cultivation, "The emperor said that the new clothes, various supplies, and antique decorations for Mr. Zhou must be finished within today. Woolen cloth!"

"Ornaments? According to the highest standard. "Dream of Dreams", "Law of Good Views"... all found!"

Zhou Cai: ...

The emperor is moody, but he is most obsessed with collecting calligraphy and paintings. Even Zhou Cai can't see the orphans he got every day!Now, it was completely given to that person... and that Young Master Zhou...

Mr. Zhou...beauty...

Zhou Cai turned pale for no reason, and an extremely absurd idea appeared in his mind.

Could it be that person in the middle... that beautiful woman...

Is it Zhou Xun? !

But why is he...impossible...impossible!

He was panicking in his mind when he heard Xiao Lizi's screams on the other side.

Zhou Cai couldn't see the scene over there, so he asked Little Deng Zi, "That voice...is it Little Eunuch Li?"

"It's Little Eunuch Li." Little Dengzi whispered, "Little Eunuch Li offended the one inside, and he is being punished!"

Little Eunuch Li...that's a big celebrity beside the emperor!

Zhou Cai felt dizzy for a moment, and he felt that his already painful knee became softer, and he almost knelt down.

Zhou Xun... Shouldn't Zhou Xun already be unable to survive or die!

During this day... what happened? !

"Your Majesty," Xiao Dengzi came in from outside the door, "Zhou Cai has arrived and is waiting outside the hall. Do you think he was sent in, or...?"

Zhou Cai.

Zhou Xun's eyes darkened.

The emperor didn't notice this, he patted Zhou Xun on the shoulder, and said carelessly: "Your elder brother in this life is here, go out and meet him?"

Zhou Xun shook his head.

The emperor thought for a while: "Do you feel that you have troubled him, and you are embarrassed to see him? It's okay, he won't blame you. As the saying goes, the brothers who have gone through the calamity are here, and when we meet, we can smile and wipe away all grievances."

Zhou Xun looked at him.

"You still said this... part of your article brother." The emperor patted Zhou Xun on the shoulder sincerely.

"I never said that."