After being mistaken for a fellow by Long Aotian

"So the story is like this." The young man said in a low voice, "There are no wits, no beauties, no heroes to save the beauty. The unavoidable sacrifice made under the coercion of her father was packaged as a false match made in heaven. But in this story, there are two girls, one girl knows nothing, and the other girl hanged herself because she found out that she thought she did The compensation for fame and festivals is all futile."

"Why did you tell me this?" The eldest princess stared at him blankly, the indifference or exhaustion faded from her face.

"I have an enemy. I once wanted to kill him and take everything away from him. Later, I regarded him as an insect, but even if he is an insect, it is annoying to always have mosquitoes buzzing around him, right? The young man plucked a flower from a nearby bush, crushed it, and the juice flowed from between his fingers, "It just so happens that he is also a part of this story."

"Zhou..." The eldest princess was stuck, she said in horror, "Your surname is also Zhou..."

The young man smiled softly: "I am no longer a member of that family."

"What exactly are you trying to do?" The eldest princess looked at the young man warily, "Are you planning to use me for revenge? Use me to destroy Zhou Cai's marriage, use me to take revenge on the Zhou family?"

Her voice was stern with excessive vigilance.But the young man just smiled.There was no hostility in his eyebrows, no evasion, and no explanation.He said: "Does Her Royal Highness think revenge is a shameful thing?"

His asking like this made the eldest princess feel ashamed.She pursed her lips, and finally said: "But I don't know you, how can I..."

In the breeze and the moon, she saw the young man bowed to herself, and said with a smile: "I just met the eldest princess by chance today, and told a story for the eldest princess. As for how the story should be compiled next, it has nothing to do with the storyteller." gone."

"But I..."

"The storyteller is telling someone else's story after all, and the ending they can make up is probably not as exciting as the ending that the person in the story can give in the end, right? I won't do it for you."

"you!"

The eldest princess wanted to follow, but someone's footsteps came from behind her. Listening carefully, the voice was actually Li Miao's.He seemed to have seen Zhou Xun, Yan Jia and the eldest princess go out, and quickly slipped out by himself.She couldn't get away, and Zhou Xun left by himself.

Zhou Xun was walking in the garden, and after a while, he said, "Little Eunuch Li, don't hide in the grass, come out."

……

Then there was a rustling sound in the grass, and Xiao Lizi awkwardly held up two plants and got out of the bushes.Zhou Xun looked at him, wondering why he was here and how much he had heard.

But after thinking about it, his own words just now have nothing to criticize except for the suspicion of inducing the royal family to die.In the end, Xiao Lizi spoke faster than he thought: "Well, Mr. Zhou! The emperor sent servants to follow you!"

Zhou Xun: "... Your Majesty?"

"The emperor said that now that you have won the first prize, you are the perfect blind date in the hearts of the seven aunts and eight aunts in the street office. You are walking in the garden, maybe some girl will jump into the water or pour wine on you Let you be responsible, so I specially took the servant to protect Mr. Zhou!" Xiao Lizi said righteously, "If anyone dares to come over with a wine glass, knock over her wine glass in advance! If anyone dares to jump into the water, call the palace in advance The rescue team on the water and grabbed Mr. Zhou! Someone dared to drug Mr. Zhou, so he took Mr. Zhou back to the Hall of Mental Cultivation...cough cough..."

Zhou Xun: ...I can pretend that I didn't hear the last sentence.

Xiao Lizi hecked twice guiltyly, seeing that Zhou Xun was still looking at him, he quickly said: "As for the matter of the eldest princess...that's too normal, our emperor, Prince Duan, both like the same sex, and the eldest princess likes the same sex What's the big deal! Even the late emperors had male favourites, and in our entire Dajing Dynasty, only Gaozong is the only straight male who is strong..."

... That's why General Shen died. He would rather dig out his own heart than hand over his military power and see his former childhood friend again.

Zhou Xun: ...

He didn't know what to say for a while, until the end he said: "Who is Duan Wang...he... Duan Wangfei?"

Xiao Lizi: "Hey, Mr. Zhou, don't you know? Oh, most folks don't know, isn't Princess Duan the former owner of the Wanjiazhai in Liangzhou, and now she is General Wan Chong Ming Wan."

Zhou Xun: ...

The image of a woman who was gentle, beautiful, virtuous, and willing to follow her husband to endure hardships in the frontier collapsed in her mind.Zhou Xun said: "... General Wan?"

"Yes!" Xiao Lizi was elated, as expected of a self-propelled gossip machine in the palace, "Speaking of which, there is an anecdote between General Wan and King Duan. Back then, King Duan pretended to be a scholar and wanted to join the village as a military adviser, so he could be an undercover agent. He knocked down Wanjiazhai, but as soon as he reached the foot of the mountain, the owner of Wanzhai was called Wantian because he was too handsome... At that time, the owner of Wanzhai was still called Wantian, and he snatched him back to be Mrs. Yazhai, so he didn't even have to sneak in. In a few months, he took the prefect to attack Wanjiazhai for the first time, and then he fell in love with each other for a long time. At that time, the order issued by King Duan and his father, Emperor Gaozong, was to wipe out Wanjiazhai , the prince reported back to His Majesty Gaozong, saying that the owner of Wanjiazhai is actually a girl named Wantian, and now she is pregnant with his flesh and blood..."

Princess Duan used to be... a bandit... The corners of Zhou Xun's mouth twitched wildly, and he couldn't help thinking of the stickers of "Water Margin" and "Story of the Stone" that he bought when he was young. At this moment, in his mind, King Jing of Beijing and Wu Song hugging and kissing...

No, maybe the owner of Wanzhai is Lu Junyi or Huarong.Zhou Xun quickly stopped his disrespectful fantasies.

"... Later, after a lot of fuss, Gaozong also accepted it. However, Gaozong still couldn't accept that King Duan married a man, so he still pretended to himself that Princess Duan was a female village head. Later, the head of Wanzhai became General Wan. , Changed a bookish name called Wan Chongming. Gaozong still stubbornly pretended that Duan Wang’s concubine was a woman, and when he mentioned Duan Wang’s concubine to Duan Wang, he always asked him, "How is Chongying now?" "How is Chongxue now?" 'Yes, he has been calling his Princess Duan in his heart Wan Chongxue or Wan Chongying..."

Zhou Xun: "...You tell me this, don't be afraid..."

"Hey, Mr. Zhou is one of our own!" Xiao Lizi was all smiles, and his expression was very smug, "I usually like to inquire about all kinds of news. There is no story in the whole palace that my father-in-law doesn't know!"

Zhou Xun: ...As expected of you, Li Dao.

Seeing the figure of another person appear, Xiao Lizi quickly retreated.Before retiring, he said to the emperor: "The slave does not disgrace his mission!"

"Okay." The emperor said, "You go."

Little Lizi left.

Xiao Lizi is indeed a gossip machine.He knows the stories of everyone in the palace and the interesting stories of everyone in the capital.Perhaps the only thing he doesn't know is where his sister is now.

The emperor walked up to Zhou Xun. He seemed to be drunk. He looked at Zhou Xun with his hands behind his back, and his expression was a little blank.Zhou Xun looked at what was hidden behind his hands, but was hit on the head by a flower branch.

"No, it's for you." The emperor threw a dead branch on Zhou Xun, his eyes were still a little straight, "Today I saw that in the capital, those girls are throwing flower branches at you..."

"That's also a flower branch, not a dead one." Zhou Xun held the dead branch, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, "Besides, it's a custom in Dajing to throw grass to the one you love... Your Majesty, are you drunk?"

"Oh, hengcao... hengcao..." The emperor turned around in place, and picked up a pot of orchid grass from the side, "here you..."

That pot of bluegrass is beautiful, with buds, but with a pot.

Very big basin.

Very hard basin.

"...Your Majesty, you are really drunk, are you going to smash me to death?" Zhou Xun put the flowerpot down from his hand, and said helplessly, "How much did you drink?"

Emperor: "Hey hey, hiccup."

...and hiccupped, really drunk.

"Today is your big--big day!" After the banquet, Zhou Xun helped the emperor back to the Hall of Mental Cultivation, and the emperor was still muttering, "Look, you are dressed in red, you look so pretty in red!"

The Hall of Mental Cultivation is also a piece of red, beaming.The emperor said: "My name is Xiao Lizi, and I will also decorate the Hall of Mental Cultivation, so...to match your happiness!"

There are two long candles burning in the Hall of Mental Cultivation, and festive red is everywhere.Zhou Xun managed to put the emperor on the bed with the help of several eunuchs, and ordered someone to bring tea and hot towels to sober up.He was still wearing the red robe of the No. [-] Scholar, and he couldn't help but think that he must be the funniest No. [-] Scholar ever, and he actually stayed in the Hall of Mental Cultivation on the night of the gold list, wiping the emperor's face with a veil.

He wiped the emperor's face with a hot towel, and coaxed the emperor to drink the tea for hangover.The emperor sat by the bed in a daze, Zhou Xun put down the cup and said, "I'm leaving."

After he said "I'm leaving", he turned to leave.But the emperor took his hand, looked at him for a long time, and suddenly said: "One worship to heaven and earth—"

Zhou Xun was stunned.

"Second worship high hall-"

He finally understood what the scene was like.Red dress, red room, red candlelight, red quilt... The wedding night in the bridal chamber, when the gold list was signed, it was not the emperor who was stupid, but himself who didn't realize anything.

"Husband and wife bow to each other—" the emperor bowed to something, and then grabbed it with his hands, "Axun, your hands are so cold... Are you fat?"

"The one you grabbed is a fish pattern porcelain vase." Zhou Xun said indifferently.

...Okay, the stupid one is still the emperor who worshiped and worshiped with the porcelain bottle, not him.

He tossed the emperor back on the bed again.The emperor turned over on the bed, suddenly grabbed Zhou Xun's hand again, and said, "Try it?"

"try what?"

"Try, stay with me forever." The emperor said vaguely, "Actually, I've been thinking that we are all men..."

Zhou Xun was silent for a moment. He touched the emperor's hand and said, "I know."

"We're both men, and we're both so handsome, and we have so much in common. We should have an affair!" The emperor suddenly said forcefully, "This is a marriage bestowed by God!"

Zhou Xun: ...

Well, he should have known the man had no serious words to say.

"So..." the emperor suddenly whispered, the smell of alcohol made Zhou Xun's ears tremble, "Let's help each other?"