After being mistaken for a fellow by Long Aotian

Zhou Xun sat silently at the dining table and had breakfast in "Shy".The emperor sat beside him, thinking about his experience in watching operas since he was a child.

As a straight man, although he doesn't like to watch idol dramas himself, he always has time to watch idol dramas with his mother.He remembered that in idol dramas, whenever the female lead had a meal, the male lead would always stare at her intently, gentle and focused...

The emperor did exactly that.

Zhou Xun's spine was a little chilled by the emperor's stare.He looked at the dishes on his table, and at the emperor's expression...

He got it.

Zhou Xun: "The emperor is hungry? Lianrong, bring another pair of bowls and chopsticks for the emperor."

Emperor: ...Wait, isn't that my affectionate look?Why did he ask me if I was hungry?

Zhou Xun finished his breakfast and was on pins and needles.Seeing him put down his chopsticks, the emperor quickly took out a handkerchief from his sleeve, intending to wipe Zhou Xun's mouth according to the usual scenes in idol dramas.

According to the routine of idol dramas, he should let his arm cross the round table like a gibbon, successfully put the handkerchief to the corner of Zhou Xun's mouth, gently wipe the corner of Zhou Xun's mouth, and say...

'Little idiot, eat your mouth full, what would you do without me...'

For some reason, the emperor trembled all over himself as soon as he thought of this sentence.

It's so fucking shameless, no, it's impossible, he can't do it, he can't do it in his life.

At the moment when the emperor hesitated, Zhou Xun had already cleaned up by himself.When he looked up at the emperor again, he saw the emperor pulling out the handkerchief from his sleeve...

Zhou Xun:? ?

Then he saw that the emperor seemed to stop a certain action abruptly after seeing him.

In the end, the veil drew a perfect arc in the air like an actor flicking his sleeve.The emperor held the handkerchief and smiled awkwardly at him.

Zhou Xun: "..."

Forget it, he'd better pretend he didn't see it.Zhou Xun thought wisely.

"In the morning, let's go shopping first, alas, there is a threshold here, be careful, I'll help you through—"

Zhou Xun: ...

He looked at his reflection through the bright door.

... Is he very old?

The emperor was not discouraged by the loss of an opportunity to show courteousness.He made up his mind to be a gentle Xieyuhua all morning, so naturally he wouldn't be afraid of the initial difficulties - of course, the kind who can't sing or rob graves.

He recalled the various operations he had seen in the forum to please his lover, and nodded confidently.

... Zhou Xun's journey in the carriage was a bit creepy.

The emperor was sitting beside him, looking at him with an almost benevolent expression, and asked him from time to time if he was cold or hot, and his earnestness could be called "your mother asked you to wear long johns".

After finally reaching the business district, Zhou Xun finally breathed a sigh of relief.To be honest, he doesn't like to come here on weekdays, but seeing the noisy neighborhood in the distance today, he actually feels that he is in a good mood.

"See if you have anything you want to buy." The emperor seemed relieved as he got off the carriage, "Just say what you want to buy, buy it, you can buy it!"

Zhou Xun: ...

The emperor touched his nose.

He is really a bit worried, you know, he has never dated a lover before, how can he know where the ancient people went on a date.He remembered that his roommates and girlfriends dated, some went to haunted houses, some to cat cafes, some to zoos, and some to shopping...

Haunted houses and cat cafes don’t have to think about it in ancient times, but go to the zoo?He is not Wu Song!Therefore, after much deliberation, the emperor only felt that the idea of ​​"shopping" was a little more reliable.

Zhou Xun was led by the emperor from the first shop to the last shop.Most of this street sells ready-made clothes, fabrics or jewelry. Zhou Xun wandered around, a little bit lacking in interest.The sun was gradually becoming poisonous, and seeing the emperor's blushing face, he finally had some ideas.

"The emperor..."

The emperor quickly said: "Outside, call me Mr. Rong."

— But you can also call me Brother Rong.The emperor was sneaky and secretly pleased.

Zhou Xun: ...

"Okay, Mr. Rong..." Zhou Xun looked at the clothing store next to him and said, "Let's take a look inside."

The emperor had been secretly watching Zhou Xun's face throughout the whole day, and seeing that he had been lacking in interest, he felt uneasy.Now, when he saw Zhou Xun's sudden request, he was overjoyed.

"Okay, okay, go in, go." The emperor led him into the store, "You can buy everything, you can buy everything."

The clerk had already seen the two gentlemen on the street.They were born like dragons and phoenixes, and they looked extraordinary, and they were of noble origin.Seeing the two walking this way, the clerk asked someone to bring them good tea early, and led them to the box on the second floor to try on clothes.

but……

The clerk couldn't help but glanced back at the mink on the emperor's neck. The mink is a good mink, but it's not late autumn yet, so they are surrounded by mink...

Is this young man a little weak?People who have heard of physical deficiency and kidney deficiency may be more afraid.

The clerk wondered secretly.On the other side, Zhou Xun was patted on the shoulder by the emperor.

Zhou Xun:?

The emperor whispered to him: "Look at the clerk here, why have you been staring at me just now??"

Zhou Xun:? ?

Emperor: "Is it because I tidied up today with great difficulty, and I look so handsome?"

Zhou Xun: ...

His eyebrows twitched wildly, and the corners of his mouth twitched.

"But I feel that you are much prettier than me. Why does he only look at me and not you?" The emperor said again, "I wonder if he has discovered my identity and is greedy for my power."

Zhou Xun: ...

"Young Master Rong, you may be thinking too much." Zhou Xun thought about it.

"I feel very strange. If I were here, I would definitely see you first."

Zhou Xun: ...

For some reason, he had a rare little joy.

"...We are all high-quality Shenxiu here, and all the clothes have only one style. You can buy ready-made clothes here, and you can also customize clothes." The shopkeeper heard that there was a big business, and immediately ordered someone to deliver it. Newly made clothes for the two to choose, "For example, this dress..."

The shopkeeper's mouth is really capable of talking, and it makes people dizzy and dizzy.Zhou Xun was looking at his clothes over there, and when he turned around, he saw the emperor drinking tea and eating sweets to hide himself, surrounded by minks.

He took out a suit of clothes and said to the emperor, "Do you want to try this suit?"

Emperor: "Me? Shall I try?"

Zhou Xun: "Yes."

The emperor looked at him for a while, suddenly realized, and whispered: "Oh, are you a bit of a clean freak, don't like to wear clothes that others may have tried? So let me try it first, and you can buy a new one?"

Zhou Xun just smiled and said nothing.

When the emperor came out after trying on the clothes, Zhou Xun said in a low voice, "This is what I need, let's go."

emperor:? ?

He asked him in a low voice: "Huh???"

Zhou Xun looked at the mink that was finally taken off by the emperor, then at the cool new clothes, raised his eyebrows at the emperor and said, "It was chosen for you."

emperor:……

In the box next door, Chu Yunkuo and the Gobout Army Division were listening to the corner and making plans.Among them, the woman wearing a veil frowned and said: "It's not okay to go on like this. As the saying goes, either the east wind overwhelms the west wind, or the west wind overwhelms the east wind. Now it looks like the emperor was overwhelmed by Mr. Zhou."

The talented man in green ate melon seeds and said, "Don't panic, at least the one who pays is the emperor."

"Isn't this problem even bigger!" The other woman was anxious, "It's the emperor who paid the money, and the one who brought people around is the emperor, but the one who seems to be more domineering now is Mr. Hun, how can this go on? Execute the night plan?"

Everyone was silent for a while, and Chu Yunkuo made a final decision: "Let me speak."

The two came down from the clothing store. The emperor was wearing new clothes and took a sneak look at Zhou Xun.

At this moment, Zhou Xun also looked back.

They looked at each other, and the emperor suddenly blushed: "Let's go, let's go to the next one, hurry up."

As he spoke, one of his hands had already grabbed Zhou Xun's.

The two held hands through the cover of the large sleeves of the toga. The emperor was enjoying himself, but something like a ball of paper was passed into the other hand.

emperor:? ?

He turned around, only to see the bad friend winking at him and passing by.

What the two of them entered again was a painting and calligraphy shop.

In the calligraphy and painting shop, the emperor stood behind Zhou Xun, holding the small note that Chu Yunkuo had just handed over in his hand, wondering when he could open it without Zhou Xun noticing.In the distance, Zhou Xun listened to the shopkeeper's introduction.

"Master, do you want to buy a set of the Four Treasures of the Study? It seems that you are someone who understands the goods. This is Xuelang paper, this is Bibo paper, this is...there are more than a dozen types of paper, each of which is different..."

"And this brush, this is a wolf hair brush, this is a mouse hair brush, this pen is, this pen is... this is Master Xie's handicraft...every one in this set has Master Shen's signature..."

"And this ink, this is Pine Smoke Ink, this is Shen Mo... Although this ink is cheaper than Shen Mo, it is all made by the master himself piece by piece. It is a small boutique, and each piece has a different number on it. ..."

Zhou Xun felt dizzy after watching for a long time.Seeing the emperor standing beside him without speaking, he was determined to find something to talk about, so he pointed to several sets of pens and asked him, "Which set do you think is better?"

The emperor glanced at them and said absently, "Don't they all look exactly the same?"

Zhou Xun: ...Unhappy.jpg

"This," the emperor came back to his senses for a long time, and said hastily, "it seems a little different..."

Zhou Xun: ...

Emperor: "These pens are different in thickness? Are they still hairy? Oh, the hairs seem to be the same, and they are all soft to the touch..."

Zhou Xun: ...Forget it.

Emperor: "It's okay, don't worry about it, just buy them all."

Zhou Xun: ...All right.

Forget it, Zhou Xun thought dumbfoundedly that his ability to find topics may not be very good.

He planned to give up looking for topics, but after the emperor walked out of the painting and calligraphy shop with a pen in his hand, his eyes suddenly lit up when he saw a shop opposite him: "There is also a shop selling shoes here!"

Zhou Xun:? ?

emperor:"

Let's go in and have a look! ! "

Zhou Xun nodded.

then……

"Can you add some nails to the bottom of this shoe?"

"And this one, can you have the entire tongue and laces, well, let me draw it for you..."

"And this, this..." the emperor asked Zhou Xun holding two very similar boots, "Which one of these two is better?"

Zhou Xun: ...I think they are all the same.

"That's all," the emperor scratched his head and put down his shoes, "Let's not go shopping anymore, let's go eat."

Zhou Xun: "Don't you buy it?"

"Don't buy it, let's go, let's go eat something good." The emperor said.

He walked out of the shop with Zhou Xun's shoulders in his arms, and whispered in Zhou Xun's ear, "I just understood."

"Understand what?"

"I'm not interested in letting you stay here, just like I stayed there just now." The emperor winked at him, "Instead of tossing each other, it's better..."

"Let's do something that we both find fun."