What to Do If I Am Caught by A Paranoid Gong

Mi Dao forgot one thing. In this ancient continent, after the wedding, there is no honeymoon trip, only the primitive baby-making activities in the house during the winter.

Foehn's wife is also very proactive, holding on to Mi Dao every day to give birth, even when dealing with work, she doesn't let Mi Dao go.

In order for Mi Dao to understand the work of the tribe as soon as possible, Foehn took the dyes used for note-taking, as well as the knots, shells, ox horns and sheep horns used to represent various affairs back into the house.

There is no text in this world, it is all symbols and signs, Mi Dao can't understand, but when he was the wolf king, he had daily system assistance, so he didn't need to remember it.Mi Dao originally thought that she didn't have to remember it now, but Goose...

You son of a bitch, why did you teach him these things when the system was blocked!

Excessive!It's too much! ! !

Foehn hugged the rice, pulled the knot, and asked him gently: "Brother, what does this knot mean?"

Mi Dao's face was flushed, tears were about to fall out of anxiety, he gritted his teeth and said, "Cow...beef reserves..."

Foehn looked at Mi Dao's wet eyes, and looked at that shameful and angry expression, he raised the corners of his mouth intoxicatedly: "No, brother, this line is for mutton reserves."

As he said that, Foehn brought him another string of pearls: "Brother made a wrong answer again, let's start over. What does this mean, brother?"

Mi Dao's voice was trembling: "Fehn...you don't have to...give me the wolf king...I can't hunt anymore, they won't obey me..."

Foehn curled his lips a little dissatisfied, and he licked the rice lightly: "Brother, didn't we agree? You are the wolf king, and I am my brother's wolf queen. The division of labor in the clan has changed, and brother doesn't need to go Hunting, as long as you deal with these things well, my brother is so smart, he will definitely be able to write everything down soon."

Mi Dao: "..." Painful yet happy.

Foehn took another horn for him, and asked with a crooked smile, "Brother, what is this?"

Mi Dao trembled, bit her lip tightly, unable to speak.

Foehn blinked his eyes, and asked a little suspiciously: "Brother obviously knows the answer, why didn't he say it?"

Mi Dao cried because he really didn't know.

Foehn made a dazed expression: "Ah, I see, brother is so careful, he must want to review it a few times, right?"

As he said that, Foehn obsessively kissed Mi Dao's eyes, licked away the tears from the corners of his eyes, and said, "Don't worry, brother, I will always be with brother until he memorizes everything by heart."

So Mi Dao spent the whole winter writing down all the important affairs of the tribe without any help from the system.

Mi Dao: "I'm really awesome."

system:"……"

Winter passed, and many female orcs in the tribe were pregnant, and the whole tribe was lingering with the brilliance of motherhood.

However, only Mi Dao's new wolf queen is not pregnant, and she is still taking care of Mi Dao's daily life, from washing and dressing to eating and sleeping, as well as arranging various tasks in the tribe, and Mi Dao has been squeezed dry.

The system looked at the useless wolf lying on the bed: "You can't do it."

Mi Dao paralyzed: "...I can't do it anymore."

System: "Don't do it, you have to go to class later."

Mi Dao: "Dad, I don't want to go to class, can I pretend to be sick and ask for leave?"

System: "Be sober, you are a teacher."

Mi Dao: "..." The teachers have worked hard.

Since Foehn handed over the position of wolf king to Mi Dao, Mi Dao was forced to study various affairs of the tribe for a whole winter.

It was only after studying Mi Dao that he was surprised to find that Foehn, a bastard, is really a powerful NPC across the ages. No wonder the protagonist can start the infrastructure route with Foehn.

Originally, Mi Dao was only responsible for the defense of the mountain wall. It turned out that only wolf orcs lived in the tribe area, so I didn't know much about it. I thought the tribe was still the same as before, but unexpectedly, the tribe now has a scale of a thousand people. There are also many tribes that have established diplomatic relations.

Mi Dao: "..." His wife is too strong.

Fortunately, animal husbandry and farming in the tribe has just started, so hunting is still the most important task of the whole tribe. Fortunately, Big Brother Huanri is both wise and brave, and his hunting skills are full. And because of his wife's face, she stood firm in front of the tribe.

Mi Dao thinks she is a soft eater.

System: "Don't think so, you are."

Mi Dao: "..." Oh, soft rice is so delicious.

Mi Dao's Foehn wife got up and went to work. Although Mi Dao wanted to continue to lie at home and eat soft rice, but in order not to collapse, Mi Dao had to get up and go to work. Today's work is for those who will be responsible for hunting Young male orcs take skill lessons.

So Mi Dao put her hands behind her back, pursed her lips, and stood on the grassland with a serious expression, watching a group of shirtless little brothers practicing.

Mi Dao couldn't help sighing, what a young and beautiful body.

System: "..." derailment warning.

Rice: "..."

Mi Dao's arm is much better now, although he still can't lift the heavy stone blade, but it's still possible to swing it and do a demonstration.

So Mi Dao went over to give them some pointers, pointing and pointing, and the sun was going down, so Mi Dao told them to disband after class.

After saying this, Mi Dao turned around and came back, and saw Foehn coming over at some point, standing under the shed, looking at Mi Dao with a serious smile on his face.

Mi Dao trembled: "Dad! I was teaching purely just now!"

System: "It's useless if you tell me."

Mi Dao: "..." Oh well.

Mi Dao had no choice but to bite the bullet and walk over. As soon as he reached Foehn's side, Foehn's tail entangled him.

The big tail with a little white on the black tip is fluffy and warm, hooked directly on Mi Dao's long tail, and coiled up like a circle.

Foehn said a little jealously: "Why did my brother talk to them so much? Why did he teach them how to move? That's not what my brother taught me before."

Mi Dao's face turned red immediately, he glared at Foehn, and lowered his voice: "It's still outside."

"But I'm already my brother's wolf queen. Everyone knows that, isn't it the same everywhere?" Foehn said with a smile, not intending to let go of his tail at all.

As he spoke, Foefeng glanced at the group of stunned young orcs behind Mi Dao. He squinted and smiled, and the young orcs' ears exploded in fright, and they quickly turned around and lowered their heads.

Foehn held the rice by the tail and said with a smile: "Today I made fish for my brother, let's go back early."

Rice burst into tears.His daughter-in-law is so virtuous.

As soon as Mi Dao and Foehn left, the group of young orcs immediately formed a group.

The gray wolf said: "Why do I still think the leader is the one below?"

The black wolf said: "No, no, the wolf queen must be below if she listens to the leader so much."

"The leader is relatively short, so he should be at the bottom." "No! I don't believe it! I'm the leader, and I'm the leader."...

Everyone discussed for a long time, and one person said: "How about, who is going to eavesdrop at night?"

Everyone thought of Foehn's smile: "...or, let's not do it."

Mi Dao didn't know what he was talking about, and walked home with Foehn by tail, when someone saw him on the road, they all stepped aside, lowered their ears and tail, and made a respectful look.

When they heard the news that Foehn handed over the position of leader to Mi Dao, many people in the tribe were still not very happy, and there were several troubles because of this. There must still be some difficulties in my heart.

Mi Dao looked at Foehn who was smiling sweetly beside him, and he sighed: "Fehn, I'm the one who dragged you down."

After listening to Feng Feng, he looked like he didn't understand, and smiled with his eyes bent: "What are you talking about, brother?"

Seeing that he was pretending to be stupid, Mi Dao had no choice but to say: "You are excellent, this tribe belongs to you, you don't need to do so much for me."

Foehn smiled and said nothing.

Mi Dao continued: "You deserve a better spouse, she will reproduce for you, not me..."

Foefeng's eyes were dark, but he hugged him with a smile: "Brother, I don't understand what you're talking about. I'm my brother's wolf queen, so I should be the one to reproduce for my brother."

Mi Dao shook her head and sighed again, like an elderly elder to a child who is still ignorant: "You just haven't met someone you really like."

Foehn smiled, but he no longer listened to Mi Dao, and he no longer cared what Mi Dao was thinking, because if he thought about it a little more, he felt that he would go crazy.

He doesn't need a spouse, he doesn't need to reproduce, and he doesn't need to meet someone he really likes.

He only wants a brother.

Even if the elder brother doesn't like him, even if the elder brother only compromises because of soft heart, even if the elder brother never regards himself as his spouse.

He doesn't care.

As long as he wants his brother, lock him up, tie him up, lock him up, tie him up... whatever.

As long as his brother can stay by his side, he has nothing to ask for.

Foehn looked at the pregnant orc passing by on the road, and rubbed Mi Dao's neck with an aggrieved face: "Brother, do you want to drive me away because I am not pregnant yet?"

Mi Dao's face was hot: "What nonsense..."

No!He is not such a scumbag!

Foehn folded his ears and said sullenly: "Brother, I'm sorry, I didn't work hard enough."

Mi Dao: "..." Don't, you've worked hard already, if you keep working hard, he's going to get pregnant!

Foehn laughed, wagging his tail flatteringly and said, "Brother, give me another chance, I will work harder tonight."

After Foehn finished speaking, he simply picked up Mi Dao and walked home.

Mi Dao became annoyed: "Why are you crazy! Let me down!"

The word "release" was of no use to Foehn, he carried him home directly.

Mi Dao didn't eat fish tonight, but only a few big river crabs.However, Foehn worked hard for a long time, but in the end the two of them still couldn't make a baby.

System: "What a pity."

Rice: "..." Goodbye.jpg

In the days when Mi Dao was working on creating people... no, building a tribe, the completion of the script increased to 95%.

Summer is here, and it has been pouring rain for several days in a row, which has delayed the original hunting plan a lot.

At this moment, Li Xiao suddenly appeared in front of Mi Dao.

His first words to Mi Dao were: "Brother! I'm here to save you!"

Rice: "..."

You better run away.