What to Do If I Am Caught by A Paranoid Gong

This bastard Foehn did it on purpose, it must be on purpose!

Knowing that the stone wall was a loudspeaker, he deliberately tormented him in a different way, blindfolded him, and brought him to the edge of the cliff, saying to him: "Brother, your arm is weak, you should wrap your tail around me. Otherwise you're going to fall."

Hmph, he didn't believe that the bastard was willing to let him fall.

Then Mi Dao happily put it up while scolding him as a "bastard".

Mi Dao thinks she eats very politely, and a big river crab eats quietly.

But after eating river crabs on the mountain wall this time, I don't know what happened. Suddenly, there were rumors that the mountain wall was haunted by ghosts, which made everyone afraid to take the job of guarding the mountain wall.

Mi Dao: "..." Oh, he still wants to take shifts and take vacations.

System: "..." Hehe.

For the safety of the tribe, Mi Dao firmly stood up and said: Let it go!let him come!

So Mi Dao undertook the job of guarding the mountain wall with a high profile. Everyone in the tribe respected the retired old wolf king, and added a little more pepper to the beef sent to him for dinner that day.

Mi Dao: "..." The chrysanthemums are blooming, and the chrysanthemums are dying. The man does not cry easily.

He doesn't want spicy food now, really doesn't want to eat it.

This news—cough it's not about eating spicy food, but about guarding against it, quickly reached Foehn's ears.

Foehn was very dissatisfied with this, he threw himself on the bed as soon as he got home, he looked a little angry, his eyes were dark green.

Mi Dao stepped back, frowned and said, "Get out of the way."

Foehn was very upset, Mi Dao retreated, and he pressed forward: "Didn't I tell my brother not to go to the defense anymore? Why did my brother promise them?"

Mi Dao sighed and said, "Fehn, as I said, this is what I should do...I am your eldest brother."

After hearing this, Foehn held down Mi Dao, as easily as a wolf holding down a rabbit with sharp claws.

That last sentence made him very jealous, and he started picking on the person in front of him without saying a word.

Mi Dao's weak and feeble arms made a fearless push, he gritted his teeth: "Fehn! Don't do this!"

Foehn rubbed Mi Dao's moon-white wolf ears into the palm of his hand, Mi Dao trembled and his face flushed.

Foehn grabbed Mi Dao's hair, made him raise his head, leaned forward and kissed Mi Dao's lips.

He said jealously and obsessively: "Brother, you are wrong, you clearly promised me, you are not their big brother, you are only mine."

One black and one white long tails are entangled together.

At the end when Mi Dao was about to faint, Foehn hugged Mi Dao tightly, kissing him with a sweet smile like a child who has eaten candy.

He said, "Brother, you will always be with me, right?"

Mi Dao collapsed: "..." This may... I still have to ask...whether his waist will agree...

system:"……"

I have to say that the recovery ability of the orc is really strong. After sleeping, Mi Dao felt that his waist agreed again.

Then Mi Dao found a trick to eat river crabs anytime and anywhere, that is to resist Foehn's order, and insisted with Foehn to go to the mountain wall for defense.This trick is very effective. It is said that one can get a river crab at a time, which is simply a bumper harvest.

Foehn ate too much crab, Foehn asked him why he was so persistent, and Mi Dao said that he didn't want to be locked in the house, and that life lies in exercise. Foehn smiled and dragged Mi Dao to do intense exercise.

After the two of them had been exercising for a long time, Foehn made Mi Dao cry and beg him for several days before he finally let go, agreeing that Mi Dao would go on guard during the day, and that he would have someone pretend to be on the cliff the next day. Okay guardrail.

Mi Dao once again stood on the mountain wall, looking at the sunrise in the east and the vast land, his tears flowed down his face.

System: "Why are you crying?"

Mi Dao cried and said, "Dad! I...I..."

System dog head: "Are you so moved..."

Mi Dao: "The little coup doesn't work! My big river crab..."

System: Goodbye.jpg

But Mi Dao soon discovered that Foehn seemed to like to come to the cave to look for him, and would accompany Mi Dao to pretend to be a ghost from time to time.

Well, I can still eat rice with river crab and I feel very fulfilled.

Rice rice: "Happy life every day."

The father of the system is living in dire straits of being shielded.

The system deeply felt that it would have to eunuch the son sooner or later. Physical castration was useless, but mental castration was necessary.

Rice sneezed.Daddy must be thinking about him!oh!Daddy loves him so much!

System: "Hehe."

Because of infectious diseases, there are fewer and fewer animals that can eat in this large area. Some other smaller orc tribes couldn't get food because they hunted alone, so they went to Foehn or Daybreak respectively. Willing to help them work in exchange for food.

As a result, the ancient world gradually developed into a slave society. As a modern person, Mi Dao was moved to tears.

Although Foehn was a little mad dog, he was a clever little mad dog. He soon keenly discovered that it was not enough to solve the infectious disease on their orcs, so he gathered all the witch doctors together and began to Find the problem at the source, and start domestic poultry.

At this time, the system prompts that the completion of the script has reached 90%, and Li Xiao is doing well in his tribe, because Li Xiao is righteous and straightforward, and his IQ is supplemented by his spouse, so although the scale of the tribe is not as good as Foehn Big tribes, but more united.

According to the calculation of the system, if you want to play the route of dominating the grassland, unless Foehn is dead, the protagonist will have no way to rise to the top. If you fight hard, Lixiao will definitely die.

Judging from the current situation, it is still very possible to play other successful customs clearance routes. As long as the infectious diseases and food shortages are successfully overcome, Mi Dao can pass the customs.

Mi Dao is now looking forward to Lixiao, this big stupid wolf, not to die, don't come to find Foehn, doesn't it smell good when the wife and children are hot on the kang!

In a blink of an eye, winter came again, and the snow fluttered down, turning the whole tribe into white.

Many young orcs in the tribe have stored food in autumn and are waiting for winter to court.

With the existence of the wolfhound Foehn, the orcs of different races in the tribe no longer dare to have any prejudice against the mixed blood, and some orcs of different races saw it right, and started interracial love.

When Mi Dao goes out during this time, she can always see orcs with cat tails hanging and dog tails wagging together. There is also a wolf orc brother who has just grown up in Mi Dao's tribe, and he even hooked up with a rabbit orc. young lady.

Since then, the brother of the wolf orc has never eaten rabbits again, and said seriously: "Bunny rabbits are so cute, how can they eat rabbits!"

Mi Dao expressed his disbelief. As an old wolf, he has been eaten by a pup for countless times.

Looking back on the past is unbearable, and looking back is like a chicken crowing.

system:"……"

The tribe began to be filled with pink bubbles of love.

Because there is no need to hunt anymore during the winter vacation, Foehn seems to be in a good mood. He often takes rice to play in the wild. Playing in caves is not enough. Recently, a hot spring was dug near the tribe, and Foehn often brings rice to the past. Play in the water and eat steamed river crab.

Foehn likes to hug Mi Dao in the water, hooking Mi Dao's tail with his wet tail, as if tying up the moon in the water.

The rice was soaked a little dizzy, and was licked by Foehn, and I heard him keep saying in my ear: "Brother, I love you, I am so happy."

Mi Dao: "..." I see, I see, you are very happy that you are on winter vacation.

With the nourishment of the hot spring, Mi Dao's arm recovered faster, and gradually he was able to hold things. After Foehn found out, Mi Dao had a big black tail in his hand every night.

Mi Dao: "!!!" Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh he finally got to the dog's tail! ! !

Except for the rua tail, Mi Dao's hands can finally do other things, so according to Huan Ri's character design, he will definitely not accept Foehn's meticulous care. Foehn is a little disappointed, and his ears are drooping .

Mi Dao was hugged by Foehn and woke up that day, feeling warm. Thinking of not having to work shifts today and wanting to sleep more, she felt like a bitch getting up by herself.

Nuan Bao ran away and Mi Dao felt aggrieved, so she had to open her eyes to look at him.

Seeing that Mi Dao woke up, Foefeng laughed, hugged Mi Dao and rubbed it affectionately on Mi Dao's body, wagging his tail and explained, "Brother, I'm going to get the ingredients."

Mi Dao let out a clear "ah", it turned out that today is the time for the tribe to distribute ingredients uniformly.

Every winter, the food and meat saved in the tribe will be put in the ice cellar, and there will be special personnel to keep and look after them, and then distribute them according to their status every five days.

Foehn tucked Mi Dao under the blanket: "Brother must have been exhausted last night, let's go to sleep again."

Mi Dao blushed, sat up half propped up, and maintained the little dignity left: "I will go too."

Foehn said: "Brother, I'll be back soon, I don't have many things."

Mi Dao shook her head, insisted on sitting up, dressing and washing, and said to Foehn, "Let's go."

Foehn couldn't hold back him, so he had no choice but to agree.

In front of the big ice cellar, Mi Dao saw many orcs crowded at the door, noisily leading things.

When Mi Dao was the wolf king in the past, no one would dare to squeeze in front of him when receiving food, and now... no one would dare to squeeze in front of him.As soon as everyone saw that it was Foehn coming, they lined up on both sides with a swipe, making way for them.

Foehn quickly went to get the best beef and mutton in the tribe, carried it on his shoulders, walked back to look at the rice, and said with a smile: "Brother, go back."

Seeing that he was carrying so many things, Mi Dao said, "I'll help you." Although his arm strength is not strong, it's fine if he carries it on his shoulders.

Foehn's eyes were crooked, he wagged his tail and said, "My brother is so kind to me, I like him so much." After he finished speaking, he still didn't give anything to Mi Dao.

The two walked back, and not long after they left, they saw a wolf orc running over panting, and said a few words to Foehn, looking anxious.

Foehn frowned after hearing this, and handed the things to the wolf orc, asking him to send the rice back first.Mi Dao agreed, and after Foehn left, he told the wolf orc that he could do it himself, so he didn't need to send it away.

Mi Dao barely carried the meat on his back, lamenting how busy this kid is, and walking home, but halfway, a strange wolf orc rushed straight over. The man scratched his hand without saying a word. Mi Dao's right arm grabbed Mi Dao's flesh.

Mi Dao was stunned: "Dad, why did he rob me!"

The system objectively describes the facts: "Because you are so stupid and fast."

Mi Dao: "...what about my meat?"

System: "Chasing."

Mi Dao had no choice but to chase after her bleeding arm, and just after turning a corner, she saw that the person just now had been trampled on the ground, begging for mercy repeatedly: "Boss! Boss! I was wrong! I was wrong, Boss! I didn’t know that the big brother who was the leader, I thought—ah! Leader, leader...forgive me..."

It was Foehn who stepped on the man with one foot, his tail was raised high, his back was tense, and he looked angry.

Mi Dao froze for a moment, and shouted, "Fehn?"

Foehn's ears twitched, and he turned his head to look at Mi Dao. His eyes were darkened, and when he saw the injury on Mi Dao's right arm, his pupils shrank.

At that moment, he seemed to be crazy, he pulled out the short blade at his waist, lifted the man up in the air, and cut the man's arm one by one.

"Ah! Leader...no!"

The man cried out in pain and trembled all over. The onlookers stood in a circle, all of them stunned.

Mi Dao was startled, and stepped forward to pull people: "Fehn! Stop!"

Only then did Foehn stop and let go of his hand. The man fell to the ground, passed out, his arms were bleeding profusely, and the flesh of Mi Daogang's collar was stained black.

Foehn stood there with a short knife dripping with blood in his hand, with no expression on his face: "Take him down and deal with it according to the clan rules."

Only then did the two wolf orcs come up and drag him away.

Foehn threw the dagger casually, and walked up to Mi Dao, feeling cold all over his body.

He looked down at Mi Dao, his eyes were filled with smoldering anger and violence, which made people tremble with terror.

He smiled and said, "Brother, didn't I ask someone to send you back? Why is brother so disobedient?"

Just as Mi Dao was about to say something, Foehn bent down and picked him up.

Mi Dao was stunned, and said angrily, "What are you doing! Let me down!"

Foehn grabbed Mi Dao's tail, held it in front of him and kissed it, his eyes were full of madness: "Of course it is to punish brother."

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