What to Do If I Am Caught by A Paranoid Gong

Winter here begins when the first snowflakes fall to the ground.

The system prompts that the tiger orcs have already set their sights on Mi Dao's tribe, and they will attack within two days.

After Mi Dao heard the news, he summed up his thoughts and gains in this game for such a long time in his mind peacefully, which made him shed tears like writing a suicide note.He also sincerely wrote a sentence at the end: The only regret is that the 18R plot was not opened. I hope that there will be many, many 18R plots in the next world to compensate him.

After the system read it, it crossed out this sentence and added the words "no regrets".

Mi Dao: "..." He heard the sound of his dream being broken.

After writing the suicide note——no, shortly after summarizing, the tiger orcs really called.It was a dark and windy night, and Mi Dao was sleeping soundly in the arms of Foehn Gouzi, when suddenly he heard the clansmen on vigil shouting that an enemy was coming.

Mi Dao turned over and got out of bed with Foehn, put on his clothes and rushed out the door, and heard the howls of tiger orcs from a distance.

When I went to the gate, I saw flames bursting into the sky outside the gate of the tribe. Tiger orcs with round ears and long tails were fighting with the tribesmen, roaring, flying blood everywhere, and white mist rising when it fell into the snow.

The previous traps only worked in a few places. Some tiger orcs were hung up by the rattan nets, and some fell into the deep pit and were stabbed by the sharp stone blades erected high up.

But the rest of the tiger orc army seemed to have been aware of it for a long time, and avoided the remaining traps one after another. Those in the lead lit a fire, lit a lot of torches, and threw them to the height of the fence.The torches that flew into the tribe fell on the dry grass and caught fire all at once.

It seems that this battle is not as easy to fight as expected, but it is not impossible to win.

Mi Dao is very satisfied with this, so that he can be injured in peace of mind hehehe... So Mi Dao seriously arranged for people to put out the fire, asked Foehn to lead people to guard the granary, and then ordered everyone to lure the tiger orcs into the trap, He pulled out the stone blade and rushed forward bravely.

The Tiger Beastman was born tall, muscular, and his hands were so strong that he could almost break a tree. Mi Dao continued to move vigorously, sweating profusely, wanting to wait until the end of the fight and get hurt again What.

The rice was almost finished and asked the system: "Dad, how many more?"

System: "Eight."

Mi Dao nodded, feeling that it should be almost done.

He looked around sharply, very good!No one of my own!

Immediately, he saw a huge tiger orc rushing towards him in front of him.

Midao opens her arms to embrace the future.

bring it on!friend!Hurt him badly!

Then Mi Dao watched the tiger orc fall into the trap in front of him, and made a "meow" when it fell.

Rice: "..."

System: "Just now the target character and the character Lang Xiao also killed two, and you still have a chance of five."

Mi Dao could only continue, but as soon as two of them rushed towards him, he saw Li Xiao and Chang Hong killing them. They were aggressive and shouted: "Brother, be careful!"

Mi Dao: "..." In order not to collapse the human design, Mi Dao had no choice but to pull out his sword with tears in his eyes, and the three of them sent the Tiger Beastman into the trap together.

System: "You still have three chances, oh, no, they escaped, you have no chance."

Mi Dao: "..." No——!why!He hasn't been hurt yet!Don't run away, cute kittens! ! !

System: "Ding! You have successfully repelled the tiger orcs, the script completion rate is +5%, and the current script completion rate is 70%, brother is awesome!"

Mi Dao: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

System: "I'm going to beep."

Mi Dao: "...beep."

After the rice was beeped by the system, the woods had returned to tranquility, and the white snow reflected the starlight all over the sky, as if nothing had happened.

Li Xiao and Chang Hong rushed forward, looked Mi Dao up and down, and Li Xiao asked, "Brother, are you alright?"

Mi Dao nodded calmly, exuding the chill air of just getting out of a fight: "I'm fine."

Lixiao wiped the knife with snow, looked around, and felt that the tiger orcs had left, so he let out a sigh of relief and said to Mi Dao, "Brother, let's go back."

Mi Dao burst into tears: "..." He just wanted to die here, he had already written his suicide note.

System: "The flag cannot be erected casually, it will fall down if it is erected."

Mi Dao: "Dad is right."

Mi Dao dragged his weary pace, followed Li Xiao and Chang Hong to the tribe, but before he walked a few steps, he heard Chang Hong's scream.

"Changhong!" Li Xiao shouted.

Changhong was pierced through the chest by a stone spear.

Mi Dao immediately drew his sword, and six or seven shadows pierced through the woods with a few rustles, surrounding Mi Dao and Li Xiao, only to see that it was Lang Xiao who pierced Changhong with a spear.

Lang Xiao withdrew the spear, blood splashed, Changhong stared, as if in disbelief, and fell straight down clutching his chest.

Mi Dao: "???" What is this unfolding? !

Li Dawn was so angry that his veins burst out: "Wolf Howling!!! What are you doing!!!"

Wolf Xiao raised his spear, red blood slithered down from the spear tip, his one eye was bent, and he smiled ferociously: "It's a pity, Lixiao, you were not killed by the tiger orcs, so I have no choice but to kill you now."

Li Xiao was shocked and angry: "You actually betrayed Big Brother!"

Lang Xiao laughed loudly, showing a playful expression: "I never told him to convince this wolf king! Kill the dawn, and catch the magic sun alive for me!"

After speaking, the little brothers roared and rushed up again.

What the hell!

Mi Dao rushed up to protect Li Xiao behind her, but she couldn't stop her in front, and was stabbed in the arm.

System: "Ding! The host's blood volume has dropped to 60%."

Mi Dao didn't care about the blood volume, so he could only block desperately, repelling the two of them.

Lixiao drew his sword to help, and cut off a man's arm with one knife. He yelled at Mi Dao, "Brother! How are you doing, brother!"

Mi Dao is in a bit of a hurry, although he was injured, but the wolf Xiao is playing tricks, Li Xiao is definitely not able to deal with him, and there are more enemies now, even if he wants to fight, he can't beat him, let alone let Li Xiao be the one The wolf king.

So Mi Dao pushed Li Xiao hard and shouted, "Go! Go!"

Lixiao was pushed out of the encirclement, and as soon as he fell to the ground, an orc saw it and rushed up to make up the knife, but Mi Dao jumped up from behind him and pinned him to the ground.

Li Xiao shouted: "Brother!!!"

Mi Dao was entangled, he said angrily: "Get out! Leave me alone! Take the lightning and run away! Run away!!!"

There were tears in Lixiao's eyes, and her heart was in great pain.

Rice: "Run!!!"

At this time, Lang Xiao saw that the situation was not right, so he also rushed forward and stabbed out his spear.As soon as Li Xiao gritted his teeth, he stood up, raised his knife to block the next blow, turned around and ran.

At this time, Mi Dao also broke free from the bondage, and slashed towards Lang Xiao's back with a knife, but was blocked by Lang Xiao's backhand.

Lang Xiao twisted Mi Dao's arm, put it behind his back, and pressed it hard to the ground.

Mi Dao struggled to resist, her whole body trembling, she almost gritted her teeth: "You—"

Lang Xiaoxie laughed: "Beauty, don't struggle anymore, the one who wins is the wolf king, don't you understand the truth?"

Mi Dao stared at him and said fiercely: "No one in the tribe will support you, only Li Xiao can be the wolf king!"

The wolf screamed like he heard a joke: "Ha! Daybreak? Even if he returns to the tribe now, he will be torn apart by my brothers! Beauty, don't worry about me, I can do it, you and your tribe, I I took it all."

Mi Dao's eyes were red with anger: "You are dreaming..."

Lang Xiao blew a whistle, and became even more excited: "I am dreaming or not, you will know tonight!"

As he spoke, he touched Mi Dao's cheek, and said with a smile, "Beauty, I will treat you very well when I become my wolf queen."

After Lang Xiao finished speaking, he punched Mi Dao in the abdomen.

Mi Dao, who was shielded from her sense of pain: "Hiss—it looks so painful..."

System: "Ding! The host has entered a weak state, please cooperate."

Mi Dao: "...Oh." Ah~ he's dead...

Mi Dao pretended to be very weak, and hung down. Lang Xiao picked him up and took him to the tribe.

Along the way, Mi Dao's stomach ached from the pain of Lang Xiao's shoulders that were as hard as stones.

Mi Dao's head was very big: "Dad, what script is it now?"

The system said: "The host is fully prepared, and the tiger orcs have been repelled. However, because the wolf howl is too ambitious and has a good impression of the role played by the host, the civil strife route was triggered."

Mi Dao: "..." It's all the fault of his flourishing beauty.

Mi Dao lay on Lang Xiao's shoulders, thinking about how to get the script back, but she didn't expect a group of people to stop as soon as they reached the gate.

Rice: "Huh?"

Looking up, he saw a figure standing in the raging flames. His eyes glowed with a wolf-like green light, and the corner of his mouth raised a strange arc. It was a face that was distorted by the air while the flames were burning.

Rice rice suddenly worried.Cool!The puppies haven't run away yet!

Just as Mi Dao wanted to tell him to run quickly, he felt that Lang Xiao's body froze.

Lang Xiao's face changed drastically, and before he could issue orders, a huge catapult flew from the other side of the ditch.

Mi Dao took a closer look, and it turned out to be a group of extremely powerful bear orcs standing in front of the fence, throwing stones at them desperately.

But after two or three efforts, all of Lang Xiao's brothers were smashed to the ground, wailing, and only Lang Xiao and Mi Dao were left unscathed.

Foehn came towards them with a tall bear orc, Lang Xiao cursed "Damn", threw the rice and turned around and wanted to run, but the bear orc rushed on it.

Mi Dao sat up from the ground, and saw the mountain-like bear man over two meters in height, pressing Lang Xiao on the ground and tearing him up. Scolding: "Damn you son of a bitch! You fucking...

"After that, there was no sound.

The weak state made Mi Dao unable to stand up, his arms struggled to support the snow, and when his elbow joints softened, he was hugged horizontally.

Foehn's smiling face appeared in front of Mi Dao's eyes, and he said softly and coldly, "Brother, don't be afraid, I've already helped you kill him."

Mi Dao's heart trembled, and just about to ask him what happened, he coughed up blood when he opened his mouth.

When Foehn saw this, he lowered his head.

Mi Dao watched his harmless handsome face gradually enlarge in front of his eyes, felt something warm and licked his mouth.

I saw blood on the tip of Foehn's tongue, as if he had tasted a sip of mellow red wine, his dark eyes were obsessed and dark, and he said intoxicated: "Brother's blood, so sweet."

Mi Dao: "..." Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

The author has something to say: After Xie Chi's pervert, another one seems to be broken. I didn't mean it [scratching head.jpg].

It’s the end of the year, and I’m a bit busy with a lot of things, so I can only find time to fish for code words, so the update time may be messy, but I will continue to work hard and persevere [打打.jpg], thank you for your support~