What to Do If I Am Caught by A Paranoid Gong
Chapter 90 Brother, You Are Mine
As soon as the wolf king's words came out, Mi Dao immediately gasped in her heart, amazed.
Boy... with taste!
right!That's right!He is just that beautiful!
system:"……"
Mi Dao was moved to tears.
He has been the big brother for so many years, and no one has ever praised him for being beautiful. On the contrary, many people say that the bear in Lixiao is handsome and beautiful every day. deeply hurt.
Well, since people praised him for being good-looking, he didn't want to hold him accountable for making a mistake about his gender.
But although Mi Dao didn't pursue it, the younger brothers behind Mi Dao became angry when they heard this sentence. They clenched the stone blade tightly, showed their arm muscles, grinned, and shouted: "Brother! How dare this man Humiliate you! Brother, go! Get rid of him!"
"Kill him! Kill him!"
Rice: "..."
Looking at the fierce, muscular man who was half a head taller than him, and then at his own small arms and legs, Midao trembled and asked the system, "Dad, do you think I can kill him?"
System: "Dad thinks you're not good enough."
Mi Dao: "I also think I'm not good enough."
When two wolf kings meet, if they really fight, it will probably be a big deal for you to break your ribs and my internal organs. After the fight, no one can survive the winter.
What fight?In a harmonious society, if the goblins don't fight, then they won't fight, civilize you and me.
So with a serious expression on his face, Mi Dao raised his left hand and made a blocking motion. The people behind him immediately closed their mouths, pricked up their ears, and continued to be onlookers.
The gangster wolf king heard everyone calling the wolf as white as the moon "Big Brother", and he laughed without shame: "So it's a male wolf! I'm blind in one eye. I can't see clearly, I misidentified the beauty's gender—but it doesn't matter, I can fuck the male one, and it's okay if I can't have children, as long as I'm pretty, do you want to be Lao Tzu's spouse, beauty?
Rice: "!!!"
Mi Dao: "Dad, how long is he?!"
System: "...about the same as you."
Rice was furious.What? !Without twenty centimeters, you still want to fall in love with him? !
system:"……"
Mi Dao: "..." No, did he expose something.
Mi Dao is stern: "Hey, I have twenty, really."
System: "Okay, okay."
Mi Dao said seriously: "I have at least thirty!"
System: "Why don't you say you can sit cross-legged?"
Mi Dao: "..." Oh well.
Mi Dao's face turned black, her eyes were sharp, and her big white tail stood up.
He flicked the spear in his hand, pointed it at the wolf king, and said in a deep voice, "Say, what's your name? Where did you come from? What do you want to do?"
The wolf king was pointed at, but he wasn't too scared, he still said with a playful smile, "Hey, don't be so fierce, beauty."
The wolf orcs behind him also had a grin on their faces, and whistled a few times.
Mi Dao only said: "If you don't talk about it, we will do it."
When Changhong broke dawn, they raised their spears, bared their fangs, and let out a threatening hissing sound from their throats.
The wolf king saw that it seemed that a fight was really going to happen, so he raised his hands up, his tail hung to the ground to show weakness, and said with a smile on his face: "Don't be nervous, beauty, I'll just say it--I called you!" Lang Xiao, I came from the north, I heard that the female family of Haibing has defected to you, I and my brothers are short of a wife, so I want to come and make a deal with you, how about it?"
After hearing the NPC Langxiao self-reported his family name, Mi Dao was able to see part of the character's profile.The character of Lang Xiao was generated by the system, and Mi Dao himself didn't know his origin very well, but he saw in the introduction that Lang Xiao was the wolf king of a powerful wolf orc tribe in the north.
His tribe was besieged by a large group of tiger orcs last year, and lost many members of the tribe. Lang Xiao took his gang of younger brothers to the south, originally looking for a blind date with the girls of the Haibing family. He was cut off by Li Xiao on the way, so now he found Mi Dao.
Mi Dao's eyes lit up immediately. Since these people came from the north and had a feud with the tiger orcs, they must be able to provide this tribe with news about the tiger orcs' attack.
Mi Dao was very moved by the gift prepared by the system's father, and said affectionately to the system: "Dad, I love you."
System: "..." Hiss, it doesn't want it.
Mi Dao doesn't care whether the system wants it or not, anyway, he will definitely get this wolf roar into the tribe.
Mi Pao put away the spear and put it on the ground, but her ears were still standing high, her body was tense, and she remained vigilant.
He asked seriously, "What deal?"
Lang Xiao was not in a hurry to speak, his eagle-like eyes scanned everyone behind him, and he grinned: "Beauty, why don't you invite me and my brothers to go in first?"
Li Dawn was furious when he heard Lang Xiao talk about a "beauty", his elder brother was so brave, so tall, so beautiful—well, he was quite beautiful, but he couldn't treat his elder brother as a female! ! !
Li Xiao stepped forward and said fiercely: "Don't insult my elder brother!"
Lang Xiao raised his brows and stretched his paws: "Hehe."
Mi Dao blocked him: "Li Xiao, go back."
Lixiao wrinkled her nose, feeling a little wronged: "Brother..."
Mi Dao patted him, turned to look at Lang Xiao and said, "You can come in and talk, but you must hand over all your weapons."
Lang Xiao looked at Mi Dao and smiled: "No problem."
Lang Xiao gave an order to let their male wolves disarm all their weapons and equipment, and pile them forward on the ground, and the people from Mi Dao's side stepped forward to collect them.
Lang Xiao also pulled the knife, took off his clothes, put it in front of Mi Dao, and lifted up the only tiger skin apron left on his body, and asked Mi Dao, "How about a beauty? Do you want to take off this skirt too?" Want to show you?"
Mi Dao stabbed Lang Xiao's skirt with a spear, and said coldly: "My name is Huan Ri, if you dare to say anything else, I will kill you."
Lang Xiao was stunned for a moment, reached out and grabbed Mi Dao's spear, and moved it away. He smiled meaningfully: "Huan Ri, what a good name."
Mi Dao: "..." After confirming the look in his eyes, he is a person with a long driving experience.
Mi Dao put people into the tribe, and together with Changhong, Lixiao, and Haibing, held a meeting with Lang Xiao and the others.
Sure enough, as soon as Lang Xiao came up, he mentioned about the tiger orc tribe going south to burn, kill and loot everywhere, and told Mi Dao bluntly that their original tribe was wiped out by the tiger orc, leaving only bachelors like them, so they want females , need to reproduce, but also need a new residence.Lang Xiao also said that if Mi Dao is willing to take in the people of their tribe temporarily, they can help resist the attack of the tiger orcs.
On the other hand, Lixiao and Changhong were not very willing to agree to this matter because they had no real sense of the danger of the tiger orcs' attack, and because they were xenophobic.
After discussing for a long time, the two sides finally reached a consensus. Mi Dao agreed to let Lang Xiao and his tribe stay in the tribe until the early winter gathering, but Lang Xiao must respect Mi Dao as the wolf king, and his men must also obey Mi Dao. According to Rice's order, go out hunting with the people in the tribe, complete various tasks in the family, and fight against the enemy together when necessary.
As for the issue of spouses, Mi Dao said that force is not allowed, and that he must compete fairly with other people in the tribe for spouses.
The meeting was very long, and when everything was discussed and announced to the rest of the tribe, the sun was about to set, and Foehn and his younger brothers, who were in charge of hunting today, also came back.
As soon as Foehn returned to the tribe, he smelled the new wolf orc in the air. He narrowed his eyes, raised his ears and tail a little, and became more alert.
He handed the rabbit in his hand to a younger brother who came forward to greet him, and asked with a smile, "Did anything happen in the tribe today?"
Hearing the question, the child moved his ears, looked up at Foehn, and exaggeratedly said: "Brother Foehn, you don't know! In the morning, a group of wolf orcs from other tribes suddenly came, and the leader brother almost got into a fight with them Woolen cloth!"
Foehn frowned subconsciously, but seeing that the tribe was still so peaceful, nothing serious should have happened, so he took out a fruit from his pocket, handed it over and said, "What happened next?"
The child took the fruit and grinned: "Later, the elder brother discussed with them for a day, and just told everyone that he would keep them until this winter—oh, it's weird, I don't know how it happened Thing... oh! Also, that wolf king is quite interesting, I didn't go into the house at that time, I took a peek outside for a while..."
Talking about it, the child laughed more happily, looked left and right, sneaked up to Foehn's ear, put his palm around his mouth, and whispered: "The wolf king, his eyes are not good, and he praised the leader's brother for being beautiful when he came up. Think of my brother as a female wolf, and even said that I want to marry him! Hahahaha..."
foehn:"……"
Seeing that Foehn's face turned dark for a while, the child hurriedly said, "Brother Foehn, don't say that I said it! Otherwise, my mother will break my leg... Oh! I'm going to deliver the rabbit! "After finishing speaking, he ran away in a hurry.
At this time, Foehn saw Mi Dao and the new male wolf orc coming out of the house, his pupils shrank.
That person is...
He clenched his fists tightly, and he didn't even know that his fingernails were piercing his palm and bleeding.
It's howling wolves.
It was a wolf orc from the tribe he had been in.
Memories from before the age of 13 once again appeared before Foehn's eyes.
Contemptuous eyes, obscene insults, fierce whips, heavy kicks... Every time he thought of it, he would feel pain all over his body again, and the wounds that had already scabbed would bleed again.
He still remembered that once he was very hungry and ate a small piece of meat. When Lang Xiao found out, he grabbed his hair and knocked him hard to the ground.
Seeing him trying to break free but unable to resist, this man smiled happily and told him not to struggle anymore, he is a dog, and it is impossible to beat a wolf in this life...
At this time, the two people in the distance didn't know what to say, and Lang Xiao suddenly laughed out loud, exactly the same as that time.
Foehn let go of the painful palm, his eyes fixed on Mi Dao and Lang Xiao's body, he raised his hand to his mouth, stretched out his tongue to suck away the blood in his palm, and the blood stained his lips.
impossible?
How could it be impossible.
His eyes were a little red, and his face was terribly cold, but the corners of his mouth curled up.
Mi Dao didn't know why Lang Xiao suddenly hugged his stomach and laughed. It was obvious that he just warned people fiercely not to attack married men and married women.
After Lang Xiao laughed, his eyes were glued to Mi Dao's body.
He just thinks that the male in front of him is really good-looking, with pure coat color, tender and white skin, and is more beautiful than any female he has ever seen. The pair of blue eyes are staring at people, which can attract people to see hard.
The moment he saw this male, he felt that his trip was worthwhile.
Here is a rich land, abundant prey, and many clansmen for him to send out as slaves.
Anyway, all agreements can be backed out.
He wants to take down this tribe, take down this male, and let him raise his moon-like tail to serve him...
That's fine.
Lang Xiao stepped forward, smiled at Mi Dao and said, "If you become my spouse, I will only listen to you."
Rice sneered.He rejects short men!
Seeing that Mi Dao was still staring at him, Lang Xiao couldn't help stretching out his hand, trying to hook Mi Dao's shoulder.
Mi Dao realized that just as she was about to avoid it, she was pulled from behind.
I only heard Foehn's gentle and cold voice saying: "Brother, I'm back."
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Mi Dao: "I must reiterate, I really have twenty!"
Foehn: "Well, yes, I will listen to my brother."
Boy... with taste!
right!That's right!He is just that beautiful!
system:"……"
Mi Dao was moved to tears.
He has been the big brother for so many years, and no one has ever praised him for being beautiful. On the contrary, many people say that the bear in Lixiao is handsome and beautiful every day. deeply hurt.
Well, since people praised him for being good-looking, he didn't want to hold him accountable for making a mistake about his gender.
But although Mi Dao didn't pursue it, the younger brothers behind Mi Dao became angry when they heard this sentence. They clenched the stone blade tightly, showed their arm muscles, grinned, and shouted: "Brother! How dare this man Humiliate you! Brother, go! Get rid of him!"
"Kill him! Kill him!"
Rice: "..."
Looking at the fierce, muscular man who was half a head taller than him, and then at his own small arms and legs, Midao trembled and asked the system, "Dad, do you think I can kill him?"
System: "Dad thinks you're not good enough."
Mi Dao: "I also think I'm not good enough."
When two wolf kings meet, if they really fight, it will probably be a big deal for you to break your ribs and my internal organs. After the fight, no one can survive the winter.
What fight?In a harmonious society, if the goblins don't fight, then they won't fight, civilize you and me.
So with a serious expression on his face, Mi Dao raised his left hand and made a blocking motion. The people behind him immediately closed their mouths, pricked up their ears, and continued to be onlookers.
The gangster wolf king heard everyone calling the wolf as white as the moon "Big Brother", and he laughed without shame: "So it's a male wolf! I'm blind in one eye. I can't see clearly, I misidentified the beauty's gender—but it doesn't matter, I can fuck the male one, and it's okay if I can't have children, as long as I'm pretty, do you want to be Lao Tzu's spouse, beauty?
Rice: "!!!"
Mi Dao: "Dad, how long is he?!"
System: "...about the same as you."
Rice was furious.What? !Without twenty centimeters, you still want to fall in love with him? !
system:"……"
Mi Dao: "..." No, did he expose something.
Mi Dao is stern: "Hey, I have twenty, really."
System: "Okay, okay."
Mi Dao said seriously: "I have at least thirty!"
System: "Why don't you say you can sit cross-legged?"
Mi Dao: "..." Oh well.
Mi Dao's face turned black, her eyes were sharp, and her big white tail stood up.
He flicked the spear in his hand, pointed it at the wolf king, and said in a deep voice, "Say, what's your name? Where did you come from? What do you want to do?"
The wolf king was pointed at, but he wasn't too scared, he still said with a playful smile, "Hey, don't be so fierce, beauty."
The wolf orcs behind him also had a grin on their faces, and whistled a few times.
Mi Dao only said: "If you don't talk about it, we will do it."
When Changhong broke dawn, they raised their spears, bared their fangs, and let out a threatening hissing sound from their throats.
The wolf king saw that it seemed that a fight was really going to happen, so he raised his hands up, his tail hung to the ground to show weakness, and said with a smile on his face: "Don't be nervous, beauty, I'll just say it--I called you!" Lang Xiao, I came from the north, I heard that the female family of Haibing has defected to you, I and my brothers are short of a wife, so I want to come and make a deal with you, how about it?"
After hearing the NPC Langxiao self-reported his family name, Mi Dao was able to see part of the character's profile.The character of Lang Xiao was generated by the system, and Mi Dao himself didn't know his origin very well, but he saw in the introduction that Lang Xiao was the wolf king of a powerful wolf orc tribe in the north.
His tribe was besieged by a large group of tiger orcs last year, and lost many members of the tribe. Lang Xiao took his gang of younger brothers to the south, originally looking for a blind date with the girls of the Haibing family. He was cut off by Li Xiao on the way, so now he found Mi Dao.
Mi Dao's eyes lit up immediately. Since these people came from the north and had a feud with the tiger orcs, they must be able to provide this tribe with news about the tiger orcs' attack.
Mi Dao was very moved by the gift prepared by the system's father, and said affectionately to the system: "Dad, I love you."
System: "..." Hiss, it doesn't want it.
Mi Dao doesn't care whether the system wants it or not, anyway, he will definitely get this wolf roar into the tribe.
Mi Pao put away the spear and put it on the ground, but her ears were still standing high, her body was tense, and she remained vigilant.
He asked seriously, "What deal?"
Lang Xiao was not in a hurry to speak, his eagle-like eyes scanned everyone behind him, and he grinned: "Beauty, why don't you invite me and my brothers to go in first?"
Li Dawn was furious when he heard Lang Xiao talk about a "beauty", his elder brother was so brave, so tall, so beautiful—well, he was quite beautiful, but he couldn't treat his elder brother as a female! ! !
Li Xiao stepped forward and said fiercely: "Don't insult my elder brother!"
Lang Xiao raised his brows and stretched his paws: "Hehe."
Mi Dao blocked him: "Li Xiao, go back."
Lixiao wrinkled her nose, feeling a little wronged: "Brother..."
Mi Dao patted him, turned to look at Lang Xiao and said, "You can come in and talk, but you must hand over all your weapons."
Lang Xiao looked at Mi Dao and smiled: "No problem."
Lang Xiao gave an order to let their male wolves disarm all their weapons and equipment, and pile them forward on the ground, and the people from Mi Dao's side stepped forward to collect them.
Lang Xiao also pulled the knife, took off his clothes, put it in front of Mi Dao, and lifted up the only tiger skin apron left on his body, and asked Mi Dao, "How about a beauty? Do you want to take off this skirt too?" Want to show you?"
Mi Dao stabbed Lang Xiao's skirt with a spear, and said coldly: "My name is Huan Ri, if you dare to say anything else, I will kill you."
Lang Xiao was stunned for a moment, reached out and grabbed Mi Dao's spear, and moved it away. He smiled meaningfully: "Huan Ri, what a good name."
Mi Dao: "..." After confirming the look in his eyes, he is a person with a long driving experience.
Mi Dao put people into the tribe, and together with Changhong, Lixiao, and Haibing, held a meeting with Lang Xiao and the others.
Sure enough, as soon as Lang Xiao came up, he mentioned about the tiger orc tribe going south to burn, kill and loot everywhere, and told Mi Dao bluntly that their original tribe was wiped out by the tiger orc, leaving only bachelors like them, so they want females , need to reproduce, but also need a new residence.Lang Xiao also said that if Mi Dao is willing to take in the people of their tribe temporarily, they can help resist the attack of the tiger orcs.
On the other hand, Lixiao and Changhong were not very willing to agree to this matter because they had no real sense of the danger of the tiger orcs' attack, and because they were xenophobic.
After discussing for a long time, the two sides finally reached a consensus. Mi Dao agreed to let Lang Xiao and his tribe stay in the tribe until the early winter gathering, but Lang Xiao must respect Mi Dao as the wolf king, and his men must also obey Mi Dao. According to Rice's order, go out hunting with the people in the tribe, complete various tasks in the family, and fight against the enemy together when necessary.
As for the issue of spouses, Mi Dao said that force is not allowed, and that he must compete fairly with other people in the tribe for spouses.
The meeting was very long, and when everything was discussed and announced to the rest of the tribe, the sun was about to set, and Foehn and his younger brothers, who were in charge of hunting today, also came back.
As soon as Foehn returned to the tribe, he smelled the new wolf orc in the air. He narrowed his eyes, raised his ears and tail a little, and became more alert.
He handed the rabbit in his hand to a younger brother who came forward to greet him, and asked with a smile, "Did anything happen in the tribe today?"
Hearing the question, the child moved his ears, looked up at Foehn, and exaggeratedly said: "Brother Foehn, you don't know! In the morning, a group of wolf orcs from other tribes suddenly came, and the leader brother almost got into a fight with them Woolen cloth!"
Foehn frowned subconsciously, but seeing that the tribe was still so peaceful, nothing serious should have happened, so he took out a fruit from his pocket, handed it over and said, "What happened next?"
The child took the fruit and grinned: "Later, the elder brother discussed with them for a day, and just told everyone that he would keep them until this winter—oh, it's weird, I don't know how it happened Thing... oh! Also, that wolf king is quite interesting, I didn't go into the house at that time, I took a peek outside for a while..."
Talking about it, the child laughed more happily, looked left and right, sneaked up to Foehn's ear, put his palm around his mouth, and whispered: "The wolf king, his eyes are not good, and he praised the leader's brother for being beautiful when he came up. Think of my brother as a female wolf, and even said that I want to marry him! Hahahaha..."
foehn:"……"
Seeing that Foehn's face turned dark for a while, the child hurriedly said, "Brother Foehn, don't say that I said it! Otherwise, my mother will break my leg... Oh! I'm going to deliver the rabbit! "After finishing speaking, he ran away in a hurry.
At this time, Foehn saw Mi Dao and the new male wolf orc coming out of the house, his pupils shrank.
That person is...
He clenched his fists tightly, and he didn't even know that his fingernails were piercing his palm and bleeding.
It's howling wolves.
It was a wolf orc from the tribe he had been in.
Memories from before the age of 13 once again appeared before Foehn's eyes.
Contemptuous eyes, obscene insults, fierce whips, heavy kicks... Every time he thought of it, he would feel pain all over his body again, and the wounds that had already scabbed would bleed again.
He still remembered that once he was very hungry and ate a small piece of meat. When Lang Xiao found out, he grabbed his hair and knocked him hard to the ground.
Seeing him trying to break free but unable to resist, this man smiled happily and told him not to struggle anymore, he is a dog, and it is impossible to beat a wolf in this life...
At this time, the two people in the distance didn't know what to say, and Lang Xiao suddenly laughed out loud, exactly the same as that time.
Foehn let go of the painful palm, his eyes fixed on Mi Dao and Lang Xiao's body, he raised his hand to his mouth, stretched out his tongue to suck away the blood in his palm, and the blood stained his lips.
impossible?
How could it be impossible.
His eyes were a little red, and his face was terribly cold, but the corners of his mouth curled up.
Mi Dao didn't know why Lang Xiao suddenly hugged his stomach and laughed. It was obvious that he just warned people fiercely not to attack married men and married women.
After Lang Xiao laughed, his eyes were glued to Mi Dao's body.
He just thinks that the male in front of him is really good-looking, with pure coat color, tender and white skin, and is more beautiful than any female he has ever seen. The pair of blue eyes are staring at people, which can attract people to see hard.
The moment he saw this male, he felt that his trip was worthwhile.
Here is a rich land, abundant prey, and many clansmen for him to send out as slaves.
Anyway, all agreements can be backed out.
He wants to take down this tribe, take down this male, and let him raise his moon-like tail to serve him...
That's fine.
Lang Xiao stepped forward, smiled at Mi Dao and said, "If you become my spouse, I will only listen to you."
Rice sneered.He rejects short men!
Seeing that Mi Dao was still staring at him, Lang Xiao couldn't help stretching out his hand, trying to hook Mi Dao's shoulder.
Mi Dao realized that just as she was about to avoid it, she was pulled from behind.
I only heard Foehn's gentle and cold voice saying: "Brother, I'm back."
The author has something to say: Tomorrow I will change six thousand!You supervise! ! !Akimbo.jpg
Happy Christmas Eve, babies!Merry Christmas!
Mi Dao: "I must reiterate, I really have twenty!"
Foehn: "Well, yes, I will listen to my brother."
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