What to Do If I Am Caught by A Paranoid Gong

The operation of Lihun Wan is a bit flamboyant, this is the first time Mi Dao has seen such a flirtatious operation.

But in this way, Mi Dao can be considered to have figured out the second reason why his son made him sick: being able to die logically anytime, anywhere.Therefore, his son could reasonably arrange Liu Hean's death before he seized the throne.

Liu He'an died of illness at this moment, whether the emperor boss will be distraught and lose all combat power, Mi Dao can't say, but what Mi Dao can conclude is that Qi Zhao must be furious and distracted because of this matter, and investigate the cause of death strictly. Even the vigilance and defense of the protagonist will be weakened a lot as a whole.

This can undoubtedly provide a great help for the protagonist to win the position.

It's a pity that Mi Dao still feels that he has to delete the file and start over.

After all, Qi Zhao was already trying to push back, so he must have been fully prepared. Even if he died suddenly at this time, Qi Zhao's influence should not be too great.

Mi Dao sighed to the system: "Dad, look at your grandson, you are so ruthless, even dare to do it to your own father, you are really a big deal."

The system said: "Yes, yes, unlike you, a hot chicken, you can be the one who was fucked at first glance."

Mi Dao: "Hey, Dad, how do you know that I like to be fucked, you really know me too well."

System: "..." Please don't drive, it doesn't have a driver's license yet.

Mi Dao looked at Xiao Liuzi in disbelief, and then at the pill in his hand, as if she couldn't understand what he just said at all.

He asked in a daze, "This is... what's going on?"

Xiao Liuzi said to Mi Dao with a look of bitterness and hatred: "Brother An, Xiao Liuzi knows that Brother An has admired the prince for a long time, but he has no choice but to be locked up in the palace by that tyrant, and he still forces you to have sex with you every day." Those unruly things have hurt you and made you sick many times...Brother An, we are all the ones below, Xiao Liuzi understands how hard it is for Brother An to be done by that tyrant..."

Mi Dao: "..." Oh, it turns out that he has played like this before.

Mi Dao looked at Xiao Liuzi's hard-pressed face, and he deeply felt that Xiao Liuzi felt hard, either because he was always gentle enough, or because he was always not twenty.

Mi Dao said in her heart: "Hey, he doesn't have it, I have it, and I'm proud."

system:"……"

Mi Dao: "Really, Dad, I've always been curious about what he's been playing. It would be great if you could share with me."

The system thought for a while: "You are too good at the host, if you play like him, you may be played to death."

Mi Dao: "...Oh, oh well."

Xiao Liuzi saw that Mi Dao fell silent and showed embarrassment, so she knew that he must have listened to her words.

Xiao Liuzi rolled his eyes, intending to hit the iron while the iron is hot, and said with a mournful expression: "Brother An, to be honest...my real name is Liu Gouzi, and my father was a long-term worker in Brother An's house before he was alive. Brother An, do you still remember my father? "

Mi Dao's eyes widened after hearing this, his expression moved.His father?Who is his father?Isn't it Eunuch Zhao?

System: "Eunuch Zhao is his godfather."

Mi Dao suddenly said: "Oh..."

Seeing that he seemed to have remembered something, Xiao Liuzi suddenly choked up tears and said: "Brother An... When I was seven years old, the harvest in the village was not good, and the tax was heavy, so there was a famine. My family, young and old, had a meal Without further ado, my mother and my little sister were starved to death...

"At that time, I was young and ignorant. I was so hungry that I went around stealing food. I was beaten and half disabled. If Master Liu hadn't rescued me and healed my wounds, my father would have murdered me in Liu's mansion. It’s a job, I’m afraid I’ve already gone with my mother—”

Saying that, Xiao Liuzi kowtowed to Mi Dao suddenly: "Little Liuzi will never forget the master's life-saving grace, and he wants to repay the master's kindness day and night.

"So after the accident in the Liu Mansion, I found out that Brother An was sent into the palace to be a eunuch. At that time, I thought, if my thing has been interrupted long ago, I might as well go to this palace to find An Brother, I wish I could take care of Brother An, so I asked someone to let me in.

"Later I learned that Brother An was counting on the Prince to reverse the case for the Liu family, so I followed the Prince and took good care of Brother An on behalf of the Prince..."

After hearing this, Mi Rice shed tears of sympathy.It turned out that this child has grown up to such an age and has not yet experienced the taste of hard work. It is really too miserable.

system:"……"

Xiao Liuzi knelt two steps forward, grabbed Mi Dao's hand and said, "Brother An, although you have broken the letter with the prince, the prince has been thinking about you all these years, and often asks me how you are. The prince is sincere." You want to set Brother An free. Brother An, Xiao Liuzi, I beg you, please swallow this medicine, so that the prince can save you."

System: "Ding! Character Liu Hean's affection for the target character Qi Yun is +8%, and the current favorability is 90%."

Mi Dao covered her mouth, sobbing and crying: "So it's the prince..."

Want to ruin my sex|blessing!

Mi Dao was very angry at her son's behavior, and coughed while crying.

Xiao Liuzi quickly stood up and patted Mi Dao's back lightly.

Mi Dao coughed for a while, he suddenly remembered something, and asked: "Then... what about the emperor? If I leave the palace in fake death like this, what will the emperor think?"

Xiao Liuzi showed a sullen expression: "Brother An! How can you be so kind? That tyrant has done all the evil things to you, why do you bother to think about him?"

Mi Dao looked pitifully with tears in his eyes, shook his head and said, "No...the emperor must have his own difficulties..."

"Sorry! What are you talking about!" Xiaoliuzi was indignant, "Brother An, you don't know the crimes committed by the tyrant. He extorted money, killed his uncle and mother, and even let his cronies and treacherous ministers kill loyal and good people. You know that before the noon gate yesterday? , How many adults died? A total of twenty, Brother An."

Mi Dao cried: "No, I don't believe it, the emperor wouldn't do this..."

"Brother An, it's just that the tyrant doesn't want to tell you. If you don't believe me, you can ask. Recently, locust plagues have continued in the country, and the people have been complaining. , do you know what people outside say about you?"

Xiaoliuzi paused for a while, and Midao asked "how to say" very cooperatively.

Xiao Liuzi wiped away her tears even more, and said pitifully: "They all said that you were transformed by a fox, and you taught that tyrant to be so absurd because you fell in love with the tyrant. How could such a pure and pure person be like this! This is all the fault of that tyrant!"

After hearing this, the pure Mi Dao froze in place, her face turned pale, and after a while, her whole body trembled.

Xiao Liuzi continued: "Not only that, but the tyrant also intentionally forced the prince to death. Brother An, you also know that the prince has always been loyal to his duties and served the country and the people, but the behavior of the tyrant is really heinous, so..." He said , Xiao Liuzi leaned into Mi Dao's ear, "The prince intends to do justice for the heavens, and when he wins the throne from the tyrant, he will definitely seek justice for Brother An and Master Liu."

After hearing all the words, Mi Dao was already dripping with cold sweat, her limbs were cold.

This... Are these all the lines he designed back then?

God!Look at this incitement!Look at this demagogy!What kind of god is he!

"You didn't write this paragraph, it was automatically generated by artificial intelligence." The system smiled and said, "Thank you host for complimenting me."

Rice: "..."

There was a long silence in the hall, Xiao Liuzi stuffed the pill into Mi Dao's hand, and said deeply, "Brother An, run away."

System: "Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the medicine: Lihun Pill. This medicine is said to have the effect of faking death for three days."

Mi Dao picked up the pill and said weakly to Xiao Liuzi: "Let me think about it?"

Xiao Liuzi nodded, looked at Mi Dao and sighed, turned around and backed out first.

But he didn't expect that as soon as he left the door, he closed the door, and when he turned around, he saw Eunuch Zhao standing in front of him with an unfriendly expression, staring at him with narrowed eyes.

Xiao Liuzi nodded and bowed, showing a flattering smile: "Godfather, you are here."

Eunuch Zhao asked him, "Why did you stay inside alone for so long?"

Xiao Liuzi's heart skipped a beat, and when he looked around, he saw two eunuchs at the door who had been bribed by him. At this time, he quickly lowered his head guilty.

Xiao Liuzi apologized and said with a smile: "The emperor came back late today, the young master said that he was lonely in the palace alone, so he asked the servant to chat with him for a while."

Eunuch Zhao said: "Oh? What did you talk about?"

There was a thin layer of sweat on Xiao Liuzi's forehead, and he said with a smile: "It's nothing, the young master just said that today's candied sweet potato is good, it suits his taste, and the young master feels that his body has become heavy recently, so he wondered if he could invite the imperial physician to come again Take a look..."

"Finished?"

Xiao Liuzi's back was wet with sweat: "...Yes."

Eunuch Zhao waved his whisk, and said calmly: "Come here, drag down and beat him until he finishes speaking."

"Yes." The two guards stepped forward in response.

"Godfather...Godfather, spare me!" Xiao Liuzi was dragged away with a look of panic.

·

After Xiao Liuzi went out, Mi Dao lay on the bed, held up the pill in his hand and looked carefully, and felt that it was a dark ball, like an eyeball.

Its introduction can be said to be very ambiguous. It first says that it is "supposedly" to have the effect of suspended animation, and then it is followed by the sentence "the specific effect needs to be identified by the pharmacist".When Mi Dao just got the medicine, she just glanced at it, and didn't dare to put it in her mouth immediately.

Mi Dao asked the system: "Dad, do you think this thing is real or fake?"

system:"?"

Mi Dao: "What if I was really poisoned to death after eating it? Is this a fake death drug?"

The system thought for a while: "After you take the medicine and digest it, I can tell you."

Mi Dao: "...you are useless as a father."

System: "You've already said you're a father, why do you still have eggs?"

Mi Dao: "..." Oh, it makes sense, but I have nothing to refute.

Mi Dao felt that it was necessary for him to think carefully about what to do next.

If he pretended that this episode never happened, Liu Hean's characters would collapse, and he could simply lie flat and start the game all over again, without even waiting for the "reversal" plot.

According to Liu He'an's character design, it is impossible for him to be completely indifferent to what Xiao Liuzi said, and judging from Liu He'an's affection for the protagonist and his desire to reverse the case for the Liu family, Mi Dao can choose to act as his own. Do.

It's just like what Mi Dao thought before, the protagonist may think that this move can reduce the defense of the emperor boss, but Qi Zhao is actually ready to "force the rebellion", so Mi Dao conservatively estimates that no matter whether he eats Whether it's a fake death or a real death, the protagonist hangs up the game and restarts, so it can be said that he didn't run away.

Besides, after he faked his death, it was still a mystery whether his son could successfully get him out.

After all, it was written in Mi Dao's follow-up patch to "HE Ending: An Extremely Renowned Minister": After King Duan died of illness in the palace in his later years, the emperor stayed by his corpse for seven days without sleep, and finally gave way to King Duan His son killed himself by slaying himself.

Looking at Qi Zhao's state now, Mi Dao deeply felt... three days of feigning death is not enough!Qi Zhao might even freeze him, put him in the palace, talk to him and sleep with him every day...

Mi Dao: "Oh, I seem to have written a big perversion."

system:"……"

If this is the case, Mi Dao may also consider going directly to Qi Zhao to expose the fact that King Duan wanted to rebel. After all, Liu He'an has the blood of loyalty in his bones and has accompanied Qi Zhao for more than ten years. Qi Zhao's side.

It's just that after this report, the protagonist's rebellion is confirmed, then he will have no way out, so he also deletes the file and starts again.

Mi Dao: "...Dad, I seem to have really lost my mind."

System: "Hehe, let me hide."

Mi Dao: "Hey, how can I let my rookie son live to the end?"

System: wait and see.jpg

Mi Dao rubbed her chin and looked thoughtful: "Could it be that I can only assassinate my emperor?"

System: "...how do you plan to kill?"

"Of course," Mi Dao kicked the gas pedal to the edge of the city, "squeeze him to death."

The system caught off guard: "..." Convex!

Mi Dao pondered for a long time, and finally made a decision. He got up from the bed, dressed himself, and went to the small kitchen to warm a small pot of wine.

Mi Dao held the wine, followed by a group of guards, and went to the front hall like this.In the past two years, Qi Zhao had been defenseless against him, and let him go everywhere in the palace, as long as he brought enough people.

Along the way, when the slave guards saw him, they just stood aside and bowed and called "Young Master", but no one stepped forward to stop him.So Mi Dao arrived at the palace where Qi Zhao was discussing affairs unimpeded.

System: "It's so late, why are you looking for the emperor?"

Mi Dao said cheerfully, "I'll clamp him to death."

Then Mi Dao was blocked by his system father because he was too pornographic.

As soon as he entered the hall, he saw Eunuch Zhao standing in front of the door with a lot of thoughts, and he didn't know what he was thinking.

Mi Dao walked over, Eunuch Zhao raised his eyes and saw him, and saw the wine in his hand, his expression changed immediately.

Eunuch Zhao took two quick steps to stop him. After stopping him, his face became stiff and he couldn't say anything for a while.

He finally found out a few days ago that Xiao Liuzi belonged to Prince Duan, who had been lurking in front of the imperial court for so many years, but had never shown any flaws until just now.

Eunuch Zhao originally thought that this kid was soft-boned, and he would be able to recruit with just a few slaps, but he didn't expect that even though this kid was beaten severely, he kept yelling "Godfather, have mercy" until he passed out, but still Did not say one or two.

Eunuch Zhao was flustered. He knew that the emperor had always valued An Zi more than his own life. He was afraid that the king would use some hurtful trick to persuade An Zi and stab the emperor in the back...

About little Liuzi, I still have my own worries, Eunuch Zhao told the emperor, but the emperor didn't respond much, and I don't know if he listened or not, so he just wanted to arrest that little Liuzi and take him to Ling Chi.

Eunuch Zhao was in a state of turmoil in his heart, because he was afraid that Liu and An would suddenly come over with something in the past two days, and then say they wanted to see the emperor...

No, just hit it!

Seeing that Eunuch Zhao was so entangled, Mi Dao simply opened his mouth first, and he smiled softly: "Uncle Zhao, I am idle and lonely in the palace, so I came to drink with the emperor."

"You... Hey! Why did you come here so seriously." Eunuch Zhao lowered his voice and said anxiously, "Anzi, the emperor treats you very well, and there is no one in this world who treats you better than the emperor. , you...don't do stupid things..."

Mi Dao didn't know why Eunuch Zhao put on an expression as if he was going to murder the emperor, he just came to ask Qi Zhao to break up.

Seeing that he was sweating anxiously, Mi Dao couldn't help laughing and said, "Uncle Zhao, what do you mean by that? What foolish thing can I do? Ah, I understand that the previous government has been holding tight recently. If Uncle Zhao is worried If so, you can just take this wine and test it."

Seeing that he was so frank, Eunuch Zhao was at a loss for words. Before he could say anything, he heard a voice from inside: "Let him in."

Eunuch Zhao had no choice but to put the rice in.

When Mi Dao entered the front hall, he saw Qi Zhao sitting on the throne alone, and there was no one else in the hall.

Qi Zhao looked up at him, and asked calmly, "Didn't you sleep?"

Mi Dao walked over, put the wine in front of Qi Zhao, and smiled at him: "I was going to sleep, but suddenly remembered that today is my birthday, so I wanted to find someone to celebrate, and I don't know if Your Majesty would like to accompany me Have a drink."

Qi Zhao carefully looked at his eyebrows and eyes, traced his long-sick and white lips, and said coldly: "I don't know, today is your birthday."

"Your Majesty, don't you know now?" Mi Dao smiled warmly, filled two wine glasses, and brought a glass to Qi Zhao.

Qi Zhao stared at the wine glass for a long time, but didn't answer it, then looked at Mi Dao's smile again, and suddenly said hoarsely: "Liu He'an, I killed Xiao Liuzi."

Mi Dao narrowed her eyes and smiled bitterly: "Really."

After saying that, Mi Dao wanted to put the cup to his mouth.

"Liu and An, those belong to me." Qi Zhao stopped him, his voice even colder.

Mi Dao held the cup, a little astonished.

Qi Zhao's eyebrows were cold, and he snatched the wine glass from Mi Dao's hand, and moved the wooden plate with the wine pot to the other side.

Qi Zhao said: "This jug of wine belongs to me, you don't even want to take a sip."

Mi Dao was stunned, her nose felt sore for no reason, and her eyes were full of tears.Don't even give him wine, wronged.

Qi Zhao stared at him firmly.

This wine may have been mixed with poison, or this person may have already been a pawn in the hands of King Duan...

But no matter how Qi Zhao looks at him, no matter how suspicious he is, no matter how guarded he is, the disgust and hatred for him in his heart will never be able to produce half of it.

"Your Majesty," at this moment, Mi Dao wiped away her tears and knelt down, looking straight at Qi Zhao with a pair of firm eyes, and said seriously, "Your Majesty, I have something to do with An."

Qi Zhao frowned and said, "Say it."

Mi Dao kowtowed and said, "Your Majesty, please don't kill King Duan."

After Qi Zhao heard this, his heart was filled with anger in an instant, he stepped down from his seat, and caught Mi Dao whole.

Qi Zhao held his arms tightly, and his eyes were already flushed: "Liu He'an! Do you care about him so much?! In your eyes, I can't compare to him!"

Mi Dao showed bitterness, smiled and shook his head: "That's not the case, Your Majesty, it's not the case... Your Majesty is the world, how can King Duan compare with His Majesty."

"Then why don't you want me to kill him? Why?!" Qi Zhao glared at him fiercely, so violent that he wanted to eat people.

"It's for His Majesty!" Mi Dao shed tears, her eyes full of pleading.

Qi Zhao froze in place.

"Your Majesty, King Duan has devoted himself to his duties for more than ten years. He has helped His Majesty's relatives and cured droughts and famines. He is a minister of merit. He has devoted himself to Dasheng and died. If His Majesty kills him, His Majesty's holy name will be insulted! Your Majesty! Know people and be kind." Ren, if you listen to it, you will know that He Anshi does not want to see His Majesty mistakenly kill a good minister..."

As she said that, Mi Dao only felt a colic in her stomach and a fishy sweetness in her throat.

System: "Ding! The host has taken the deadly poison|drug, and the HP value has been reduced by 90%, and it continues to decrease. Please pay attention to the blood volume of the host."

Mi Dao: "Damn it! My son is actually serious!"

System: "... When did you take the medicine?"

Mi Dao: "Just when you blocked me just now."

system:"……"

Mi Dao: "I didn't say that, I thought I could make a breakup, but the effect of the medicine came too quickly, didn't it?"

System: "... You'd better stop talking and die seriously."

Rice: "..."

Qi Zhao noticed that Mi Dao's expression was painful, blood was coming out of his mouth, and he was in a state of confusion in an instant.

"What did you eat?" Qi Zhao took him into his arms, trembling with fear, "I ordered you to spit it out! Liu He'an! Liu He'an! Imperial physician! Come! Pass the imperial physician!"

"Your Majesty..." Mi Dao grabbed Qi Zhao's sleeve and said weakly, "I'm sorry, Your Majesty... He'an's reputation has already been ruined, and I dare not bear the name of misfortune to the country anymore, and my majesty's holy name must never be used." Because He An was humiliated, I hope His Majesty will allow He An to die..."

"I don't allow it!" Qi Zhao hugged him tightly in his arms, like a wounded beast, howling in the abyss of helplessness and despair, "Liu He'an! I don't allow it! You are not allowed to die!"

"Your Majesty," Mi Dao smiled at him, "I have nothing else to ask for in this life, but only one wish in my heart, and that is to see His Majesty's fame last forever, and see His Majesty's country in peace."

"Liu and An! I don't allow..."

Mi Dao caressed Qi Zhao's cheek. This was the first and last time in his life that he approached him boldly and proactively: "Your Majesty, if there is an afterlife, He An does not want to be His Majesty's servant, and He An wants to be His Majesty's servant." My subject... I want to be with His Majesty to see this peaceful and prosperous world..."

"Ding! Congratulations to the host, the target character has completed all the clearance conditions, the script is 100% complete, and the game will be logged out soon, the host should be ready."

"Ding! Brain data collection starts..."

·

When King Duan was taken into the palace by the imperial guards, he was flustered, but he never thought about his ending.

Right now there are complaints from the middle school, the situation in the middle of the court is unstable, it is a great opportunity for him to send troops to seize the throne, if he misses this opportunity, he does not know how many years he will have to wait.

After thinking about it for a long time, he finally became ruthless and sent a message to Xiao Liuzi who had been hiding in the palace for many years, intending to plan to murder Liu and An without a trace, so as to disturb the emperor's sanity.

However, he managed to convey the news today, and the emperor asked him to enter the palace for an audience. Could there be some trouble in the middle?

Duan Wang struggled and calculated all the way.

He only knew that Xiao Liuzi was someone he picked out from the dead, and he was grateful to him, and wished he could repay him with his life, thinking that he would not betray himself easily.

And right now, his plan to seize the throne has not yet started, and the emperor should not find any clues, so he should not be punished for the crime of treason...

King Duan had calculated thousands of times, but he never expected that Liu and An would die in front of Qi Zhao.

Qi Zhao hugged Liu He'an, whose body had been cold for a long time, and sat on the throne, with a look of indifference on his dark and unclear face.

Just as King Duan was carried into the palace, he was forced to the ground by the guards.

"What do you mean, Your Majesty?" Duan Wang knelt on the ground and asked.

Qi Zhao hugged Liu He'an, walked down the steps slowly, and walked in front of King Duan.

Duan Wang saw Liu He'an's face clearly, and he was suffocated immediately. He wanted to look again, but his head was stomped on the ground fiercely by Qi Zhao.

"You don't deserve to see him." Qi Zhao said ruthlessly, and with another effort, King Duan wailed mournfully.

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, please forgive me! What mistake did I commit... Your Majesty!"

Qi Zhao moved his feet and looked at him coldly: "Qi Yun, do you want to be emperor?"

Duan Wang was stunned, he didn't expect to hear this sentence from Qi Zhao, and his eyes suddenly showed hope.

Qi Zhao sneered, and his face was extremely gloomy: "You want it, but I won't give it to you! Somebody, cut off this person's tongue, and send him to the suburbs of Beijing to beg for life, and he is not allowed to live on other things. If he is sick, send someone Healing. Unless I die, he will never be allowed to step into the underworld!"

The guard should say "yes".

After hearing this, King Duan's whole body turned cold, he couldn't believe it, and shouted angrily: "Qi Zhao! How could you—"

Qi Zhao interrupted him, and said with a sneer, "Don't you want the throne under me? I want you to be the most despicable person in the world, live every day, and never turn over."

As soon as the words fell, King Duan's tongue was cut off, he passed out on the ground, and was dragged out of the front hall.

Qi Zhao returned to the throne with the person in his arms in his arms, caressing the person's already cold cheek full of nostalgia.

"Liu He'an, did you hear that? I will listen to you, I will be wise, and I will let him live a good life."

"Ding! The 'BE Ending Begging by Order' has been successfully completed, and the script is 100% complete."

There was a dead silence in the hall, and it was not until dawn that Eunuch Zhao dared to approach. Looking at Qi Zhao who was almost out of his body on the seat, he said in a very soft voice, "Your Majesty, let the servant clean up for you."

Qi Zhao's eyes moved slightly, and when he looked over, his voice was hoarse: "He... did he leave anything for me?"

Eunuch Zhao sighed, took out a piece of paper from his sleeve, and held it over with both hands.

Qi Zhao looked at the piece of paper, his body was stiff, he stretched out his hand to take it, and slowly unfolded it——

I saw a line of simplified characters written on it with a brush:

pregnancy!fiscal!Of!road! ——Cucumber growth medium formula.

Below the title, the proportions of various materials are stated one by one, and then turned over and read again, it is a slogan:

Not three or four thousand, not one or two thousand, just 998!Only 998!Only 998, [-] centimeters to take home!

Qi Zhao: "..."

"Ding! The brain data has been collected, and the next game is about to start. Please prepare the host."

The author has something to say: Next story: Gentle and black-bellied elder brother Gong × Jiaorou (?) cute younger brother Shou, unrelated, unrelated, and unrelated female to develop a game from Danmei Raiders, with settings such as brothers and passion periods, not give birth~