What to Do If I Am Caught by A Paranoid Gong

Soon, another drought plot designed for the protagonist to brush up values ​​began, and the previous dynasty became even more hectic for a while, and I don't know what happened, this drought has something to do with rice.

The officials of the Sitianjian said that the drought was a punishment from the heavens. The only reason is that the emperor was blinded by the eunuch who turned into a fox, so he would carry out this tyranny. As long as the emperor disposes of the eunuch, everything will be fine. better.

The courtiers agreed after hearing this.

Regarding this, Qi Zhao only sneered and said "Fart", and then he went on doing what he should do and who he should do.

After Mi Dao heard these stories from Xiaoliuzi, she often stood in front of the window with a sad face, looking at the big sun in the sky: "Father, I am so wronged, they are all slandering me."

System: "Where did you slander you?"

Mi Dao argues: "I am obviously a man who is a witch, so why do they call me a vixen? Do I have a tail? Oh wait—oh, I suddenly feel that it is good to have a tail, and I can use it." Come……"

System: "Beep——"

Mi Dao was innocently "beeped" by the system. He held his chest weakly and couldn't help crying: "Dad, why do you even treat me like this? Do you know how sad I am? My beauty is A crime! It's me! It's me! It's me! It's me! It hurts the people of the world. Ah! My heart...it hurts..."

The eunuchs and guards who were in charge of serving and guarding Mi Dao were sad when they heard it, and shed tears when they saw it.

After waiting for a long time, the system said indifferently, "Is the performance over?"

Mi Dao: "The show is over."

System: "Is it fun?"

Mi Dao: "Hee hee hee hee..."

System: "..." Alas, how did it raise such a silly son.

In the end, it was probably because Mi Dao was too cute to be seen by others, so he was kidnapped soon.

That day, a lot of things happened in the previous dynasty, so Qi Zhao had to stay in the study and work overtime, so Mi Dao finished dinner by himself and took a walk in the imperial garden.

When Mi Dao goes out now, there are several imperial guards behind her.The servants were all afraid that something might happen to his "favored concubine" and they would be taken to have surgery by the emperor.Therefore, Mi Dao, who is followed by several big men every day, can be said to have a strong sense of security and dare to go anywhere.

So Mi Dao walked for a walk by himself, and walked to a relatively remote place.

Seeing that the night is dark and the wind is high, it is a good time to do something wrong, Mi Dao asked the system: "Do you think there are people in the rockery in front?"

System: "Why is there?"

Mi Dao: "Because it's a holy place! A holy place where goblins fight! You read that several novels are written like this. The protagonist is in love with Zha Gong, but he sees Zha Gong and other people in the rockery... Oh, I think it is necessary to go and have a look."

The system thought for a while and said, "There are also a few novels in which the cannon fodder walked into the rockery and then drowned in the pond."

Rice: "..."

Mi Dao looked at the dark rockery and the ink-like pond not far away, and secretly withdrew her tentative forefoot.

Well, if you don't work, you won't die, so he still can't pass.

However, when Mi Dao turned to go back, his mouth was covered from behind, his hands were tied, and he was carried away with a sack.

System: "Ding! The host has triggered a hidden branch plot, and the completion of the script remains unchanged."

Mi Dao was stunned: "What the hell happened?!"

System: "Someone wants to invite you to drink tea, you won't die."

Mi Dao felt relieved, but felt sad again: "...Then what about my sex|seduction plan tonight?"

System: "Cold salad."

Mi Dao: "This shouldn't be, where is my little brother guard?"

System: "They are all brought down."

Mi Dao was a little surprised: "Three guards, are you serious?"

System: "In front of the plot, all masters are rookies."

Mi Dao pursed her mouth, regretting his soon-to-be-lost sex life: "Oh, that's fine."

So Mi Dao had to struggle a few times symbolically, and then was knocked unconscious by someone's palm.

When Mi Dao woke up, he found that he was tied up by people, and the person sitting in front of him was the Queen Mother Zheng who was under house arrest in the bedroom.

What is this unfolding? !Who will explain to him? !

Before Mi Daoli knew the cause and effect, she heard the Empress Dowager Zheng speaking: "You are He An?"

The last time Mi Dao saw Queen Mother Zheng was the time when Queen Mother Zheng broke into Fuming Palace five years ago and asked someone to beat him.

Five years have passed, and the originally graceful and charming Queen Mother Zheng has already turned gray at the temples, and she is old and yellow, and even powdering can't cover up the wrinkles on her face.

Mi Dao sneaked a few glances, and said to the system: "Do you think she changed her shampoo? Why is her hair falling so badly?"

System: "What?"

Mi Dao looked solemn: "Her brand of foundation is not good either, it's not as good as the one I saw her use last time."

System: "...Why are you so proficient?"

Mi Dao: "Hmph, of course it's because I'm full of economics and knowledge, so everyone loves flowers and flowers bloom..."

System: "Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the rare title 'Friends of Women'."

Rice: "..."

Mi Dao's hands were tied behind him, unable to get up, Li Fugui and Eunuch Li who was standing beside him came over and helped Mi Dao to kneel down.

Mi Dao glanced at him: "Oh, this man also loses his hair, so he can't do it."

system:"……"

After Mi Dao knelt down, she responded, "Yes, Empress Dowager."

Empress Dowager Zheng asked, "How many years have you been with the emperor?"

Mi Dao said: "Return to your mother's words, more than ten years."

Empress Dowager Zheng paused after listening, and said after a while: "Raise your head."

Mi Dao had no choice but to lift up his prosperous beauty, and looked over slowly.To be a peerless enchantress, one must have a son of a peerless enchantress, and you must not lose your footing just because you see the mother of your partner!

The system took out the melon seeds with a cold face.

Empress Dowager Zheng narrowed her eyes and looked Mi Dao up and down, with a sneer on the corner of her lips: "You eunuch is quite pretty, no wonder that little beast is fascinated by you and lost his mind."

Mi Dao clenched his fist when he heard the words, he frowned and lowered his eyes, he didn't speak, his heart was full of resentment.

a bit?How could it be only a few points?He looks so good-looking, the Queen Mother must be jealous of him!

System: "Kacha Kacha Kacha..."

Empress Dowager Zheng naturally had a pair of sharp eyes, and seeing the anger in his stubborn expression, she couldn't help laughing: "Oh, you still have some affection for that little beast, how dare you feel sorry for him? The anger of the family."

Mi Dao lowered his head and said, "I don't dare."

"Slave?" Empress Dowager Zheng said with amusement in her tone, she glanced at Mi Dao's white clothes of good material, "Look at yourself, how do you look like a slave? Aijia heard what they said , you are being called 'Niang Niang' now, I'm afraid it's not an exaggeration."

After hearing this, Mi Dao choked up in place, her eyes were mournful, she didn't know what to say, because the Queen Mother was right.

"Forget it, shut his mouth." Queen Mother Zheng flicked her sleeves, leaned back on the back chair, closed her eyes, her brows were full of fatigue, "wait."

Li Fugui stuffed Mi Dao in his mouth, and for a while, the hall was completely silent, only the sound of the wind blowing outside the window was left, which echoed endlessly in the huge hall.

Mi Dao thought about it for a while combined with the character design and the plot, and realized that Queen Mother Zheng was waiting for Qi Zhao.

During this period of time, Empress Dowager Zheng has been under house arrest in her own bedroom, and she repeatedly summoned Qi Zhao to no avail, so she had no choice but to tie Mi Dao to her bedroom so that she could see Qi Zhao.

Mi Dao asked the system: "How long will Qi Zhao arrive?"

System: "Hurry up."

After hearing this, Mi Dao shook her head and sighed: "Oh, my emperor is too extravagant and wasteful, spending money like water."

system:"???"

Mi Dao: "A moment in Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold."

System: "...Host, you can shut up."

After a short while, the door of the dormitory was opened, and the sharp sword came out of its sheath with a "clang". Eunuch Li beside Mi Dao put a long sword on Mi Dao's neck, and watched as he walked slowly through the door. Qi Zhao inside was tense all over, trembling like walking on thin ice.

Mi Dao felt that Eunuch Li's hand trembled, and she was almost cut on the neck.

Mi Dao: "...can this big brother not shake? I'm afraid of pain."

The system comforted: "Host, please don't worry, the file will be deleted and restarted after one strike, it won't hurt."

Mi Dao: "Oh..."

Empress Dowager Zheng opened her eyes at this time, looked at Qi Zhao with a cold face and said, "Emperor, you are here."

Qi Zhao walked to Mi Dao's side, looked sideways at Mi Dao, and then said unceremoniously to the people in the seat: "The queen mother must understand the consequences of daring to do this."

Empress Dowager Zheng said: "Naturally, I understand that if the Ai family dares to touch this person in the slightest, I am afraid that the emperor will not let the Ai family die too easily."

After finishing speaking, Empress Dowager Zheng waved her hand to let Li Fugui withdraw.

Seeing this, Qi Zhao snorted coldly, and said, "It's good that the mother understands."

Empress Dowager Zheng said again: "The emperor is always in a hurry, even if you are sad, it is difficult to see you. Today, I made such a bad plan because I have something important to discuss with you--the emperor is afraid that he has been disturbed by the fifth boy. Easy."

The fifth child in the Queen Mother's words refers to the protagonist Qi Yun.

Qi Zhao's expression changed slightly, and he looked arrogantly, waiting for Queen Mother Zheng's next words.

Empress Dowager Zheng narrowed her phoenix eyes slightly, and said straight to the point: "Emperor, release your uncle from prison and stay in good condition. In this way, I and the people under him will be at your disposal, how about it?"

Rice: "..."

Oh, that's not going to work.

Although the Zheng family has collapsed, centipedes are dead but not stiff. The remaining power left by the Zheng family in the court still affects the situation of the entire court to a certain extent. For Qi Zhao, this is undoubtedly true. A great help.

If the boss, Queen Mother Zheng, and the boss, Qi Zhao, join forces, then the protagonist Qi Yun is still playing with wool?

Mi Dao thought Qi Yun would think about it, but she didn't expect Qi Zhao to sneer after listening to it: "Mother, it's too late for you to say this."

Empress Dowager Zheng's expression changed drastically, her hands tightly clenched the armrests on both sides of the seat, and she asked in a cold voice, "What do you mean?"

Qi Zhaodao: "Uncle has long committed suicide in prison in fear of crime, and my son and minister don't want to know about the queen."

"Qi Zhao!!!" Empress Dowager Zheng burst into flames, yelling angrily that almost pierced people's eardrums, "I'm going to kill you!!!"

There was a dead silence in the hall, only the rapid breathing of Empress Dowager Zheng remained.

Looking at the red-eyed woman sitting above, Qi Zhao felt a little relieved for some reason.

He always knew that his mother hated him extremely, and the hatred in her eyes was so strong that she almost drowned him.

He had thought about it more than once, if one day he could drag this person to Lingchi with a single sentence, what kind of joy would it be!

But at this moment, Qi Zhao suddenly felt that all that had become unimportant when looking at the woman in front of her with a haggard face.

Qi Zhao then said indifferently: "As for the old family of the empress mother, I will handle it properly."

Empress Dowager Zheng froze in place, unable to speak a single word.

Qi Zhao stopped caring about her and walked towards Mi Dao.This stupid eunuch was kneeling on the ground tied up with a thick rope, his mouth was stuffed with a veil, his cheeks were bulging, and his round eyes were staring at him. This pitiful appearance seemed a little funny.

Qi Zhao's expression relaxed, and he suddenly felt angry and funny.

But when he got a little closer, the moment his eyes fell on the side of Mi Dao's neck, his pupils shrank suddenly, and his face suddenly turned gloomy.

Looking at the red mark scratched by the blade, he suddenly felt that the blood in his body was congealed and icy cold to the bone, and his heart was like a hurricane.

How dare these people hurt him!

What a guts!

Qi Zhao's cold gaze swept across the entire palace, especially staying on Li Fugui's body for a while, and said coldly through gritted teeth: "Come here! Drag all the servants out of this palace, and die!"

When the eunuchs and maids in the palace heard the words, they immediately knelt down and begged for mercy, kowtowing like pounding garlic.

Eunuch Zhao answered "Yes", beckoned the guards outside the palace to come in, and dragged all the people in the Queen Mother's palace out.

Qi Zhao bent down and picked up Mi Dao and turned to leave. Mi Dao was still paralyzed and said "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh", Queen Mother Zheng laughed wildly.

Qi Zhao looked back at her.

After the Empress Dowager Zheng laughed, her eyes were full of sarcasm, and she raised her voice, "Qi Zhao, your temperament is somewhat similar to Aijia's. It's a pity, if you don't grow up so much like that old animal, Aijia might still be the same as you." will be better for you."

Qi Zhao looked at her calmly, his arms holding Mi Dao tightened a little, and he said lightly, "I don't need it." Then he left.

He just felt that as long as he had this person in his arms, he didn't need any kindness from others.

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In this way, Mi Dao was carried out by Qi Zhao all the way, without even untying the rope or removing the veil from his mouth.

Mi Dao couldn't speak, so she could only look up at Qi Zhao, and saw that his face was indifferent, unable to tell whether he was angry or not.

Mi Dao asked the system: "Father, do you think my emperor is angry?"

System: "Why do you ask this?"

Mi Dao thought about it: "Well, if he is angry, then I must sleep with him to calm down; if he is not angry, then I can carry out the original plan for tonight hehehe."

System: "...is there any difference?"

Mi Dao was categorical: "Yes! The difference in the degree of stimulation hahahahaha!"

System: I don't want to talk.jpg

However, before Mi Dao figured out whether to help Qi Zhao calm down or carry out the plan, Mi Dao watched Qi Zhao carry him directly to the imperial garden where he walked tonight.

Rice: "???"

What is this man going to do with him?Watching the moon?

What Mi Dao didn't expect was that Qi Zhao actually carried him to the rockery where he was kidnapped tonight.

When the evening wind blew, Mi Dao looked down at the bottomless pond, and then looked up at Qi Zhao who had an indifferent face.

Mi Dao: "Damn! He's so angry that he wants to drown me, right?!"

System: "What are you afraid of, you have been eunuched long ago."

Rice: "..."

At this time, after hearing Qi Zhao say "retire", Eunuch Zhao hurried away with the palace people.

Then Qi Zhao took the rice into the rockery and released it, looking down at him with anger in his eyes.

"Liu and An." Qi Zhao narrowed his eyes, stretched out his hand to palm his cheek, and said in a low voice, "Have I not taught you that you shouldn't come to a place alone, so don't you come?"

Mi Dao shook her head, a trace of fear flashed in her wet eyes, and she whimpered a few times.

By the bright moonlight, Qi Zhao looked at the pitiful appearance of this man bound in front of him, his throat moved slightly, and his eyes became darker and darker.

The veil in his mouth was taken off by Qi Zhao, but before Mi Dao could say a word, Qi Zhao pressed him against the mountain wall.

Qi Zhao bit his ear, and said hoarsely: "I want to see if you dare to come here alone next time."

Rice: "!!!"

Fuck!Wild Bundle [-]-in-[-]! ! !

he can! ! !