What to Do If I Am Caught by A Paranoid Gong

Qi Zhao changed into an eunuch's uniform, and went to the imperial garden familiarly.

He just walked on the road like this, never avoiding people.Those who recognized him all knelt down, too frightened to make a sound; those who didn't recognize him generally kept their heads down and walked on their way, wisely protecting themselves and not thinking of causing trouble.

As for those who had the guts to provoke him, they all went to hell to meet the King of Hades without exception.

Qi Zhao walked into the imperial garden.

Today's weather is very good, just walk two steps, you can smell the warm aroma of the sun - just like the smell of the eunuch.

...That eunuch is not stupid enough to squat beside the pit and bask in the sun, doing "important tasks that cannot be described", Qi Zhao thought.The man was probably nestling in the woods at this time, roasting sweet potatoes while being lazy.

He was actually curious, can't that idiot eat something else?I don't feel tired of eating sweet potatoes every day.

When he went to the kiln, Qi Zhao was surprised that he didn't see the eunuch.He frowned, looked left and right, stood there and waited for a while, then impatiently raised his legs and walked towards Fanying Hall.

The Hall of Fanying is right next to the Imperial Garden, and it is not an exaggeration to say that it is a scene of the Imperial Garden.The collection of books in the palace, Qi Zhao would come here to read every day to pass the time when he was young, but he has a vivid memory. After he has roughly read the books in the palace, they are useless. is coming.

Fanyingdian was left in the cold by Qi Zhao, so naturally it became much quieter.Qi Zhao stepped into the hall, and wanted to find someone to ask where He An was, but he couldn't find it.Qi Zhao felt a faint anger in his heart, and there was no place to attack, so he had no choice but to walk in by himself.

Walking to the depths of the rows of bookshelves, Qi Zhao heard the "click" sound of books being knocked on the wooden shelf.

Qi Zhao went around and saw that it was the eunuch.He paused for a moment, his face softening a little.

The man had several handkerchiefs pinned to his belt, and was holding one in his hand, taking out books one by one from the shelf to wipe them, and putting them back after they were wiped clean.

This was the first time Qi Zhao saw him working. His gentle face was full of seriousness, and his bright black eyes were full of concentration.Sunlight came in through the window and gently attached to his body. The dust was flying, and there was an inexplicable and holy meaning.

Qi Zhao looked at him for a long time, his heart skipped a beat, but he couldn't look away.

However, it turns out that if rice is holy, there might be no unholy people in this world.

While letting the system manipulate her body, Mi Dao worked mechanically, while watching action movies in her mind, she still did not forget to comment with the system: "I think this posture is not particularly scientific, how did it get in here?" What? It looks like a borrowing."

System: "..." It's wrong, it must have a bug in the program to allow this hot chicken host to play a movie.

When Mi Dao was voicing happily, he suddenly heard a reminder from the system: "Ding! The NPC Fugui is approaching."

Mi Dao hurriedly asked the system to turn off the small movie, and when she looked up, she saw the little eunuch standing at the corner with his hands folded, frowning at him, as if he was a little dissatisfied.

Mi Dao smiled at him and said, "Why are you here? Are you hungry?"

Qi Zhao: "..."

Qi Zhao ignored Mi Dao's question and asked instead, "Why are you here?"

Mi Dao's lips were a little pale, but he did not have a weak sense of beauty. He smiled slightly and said, "I'm a little tired today, and my movements are slow..."

Qi Zhaoduo glanced at Mi Dao, but said nothing.He walked over and saw a stick full of feathers propped up next to the bookshelf.He saw that the servants cleaned and used this thing, but he didn't know what it was called, so he asked, "What is this?"

Mi Dao paused for a moment, and in the blink of an eye, he showed a smile full of faith: "Ah, this is a prop for blessing, called 'feather duster'."

Qi Zhao: "..."

Mi Dao looked left and right, took the feather duster, said to Qi Zhao softly with a pure white face, "The people here kindly told me that there are gods living in Fanying Hall, as long as you hold this feather duster, While waving over these books to brush off the dust, you can silently recite your wish in your heart. Keep waving, keep reading, the more bookshelves you wave over, the easier it is for your wish to be heard by the gods. After the gods hear it , your wish will come true!"

After Mi Dao finished speaking, she stuffed the feather duster into Qi Zhao's hand, and said expectantly, "You try?"

Qi Zhao: "..." Wouldn't it be better for him to call an imperial doctor to look at this man's brain?

The little eunuch in front of him stared at him with complicated emotions for a long time, just when Mi Dao thought he was going to fail in coaxing, the little eunuch silently picked up the feather duster and swept the bookshelf with strange movements.

Mi Dao was so excited, he said to the system in his heart: "Tongzi Tongzi! Am I particularly smart and witty?!"

The system looked at the script and sent an emoticon: "candle.jpg"

Mi Dao felt that the system must have wanted to send "666", but it was wrong with trembling hands.

System: "Do I have hands?"

Mi Dao: "Then... are you having a brain twitch?"

System: "...Are you looking for a lottery?"

Mi Dao: "Hehehe, I'm so smart, Dad, you must not be willing to beat me."

The system took a look at the little emperor who was being "tricked" by Mi Dao to work... Seeing that this stupid son is already so stupid, it still doesn't slap him.

Little Qi Zhao covered his mouth and nose with his sleeve with his left hand, and held a feather duster in his right hand, waving it on tiptoe with some difficulty.

It's not like he's trying to help the idiot.

He just wanted to see what kind of funny expression this stupid eunuch would have when he knew his identity one day.

Qi Zhao didn't wear eunuch's clothes to deceive others.He doesn't like to go out of the palace, and there is no place in the palace that he can't go to, and there is no one he should hide from.So he went out in eunuch uniform, whether it was a hobby or a vice, in short, he just felt very comfortable.

Qi Zhao never thought of using this clothes to hide anyone, until he bumped into this stupid eunuch named He An in the imperial garden.

This is probably the only person in the world who has covered his mouth with dirty hands and hasn't lost his head yet.

Thinking about it, Qi Zhao couldn't help but look at the stupid eunuch beside him who was humming a little tune while cleaning books, just thought it was funny.

This person is very stupid, extremely stupid, so stupid that he clearly hinted at it several times, but he didn't discover his identity.

But he is very funny, that day he was so hungry that he didn't want to part with half a mouthful of sweet potatoes, but he just wanted to make up an excuse that he thought was sweet to persuade himself to eat, and when he ate it, he just showed a look Confused and regretful expression...

This made Qi Zhao accidentally eat the whole half of the sweet potato.

I don't know why, but Qi Zhao just likes to see this stupid eunuch who is reluctant to part with him and wants to give up his love, forced to smile, the more he looks at it, the more he feels his appetite is whetted, the more he wants to take away this man's sweet potato, even wants to Bully him to make him cry.

This feeling is very fresh, like finding a new toy, which makes Qi Zhao want to go to him every day to see if he can come up with something more fun.

As time passed, Qi Zhao found that he could eat food, even though it was only something made for him by this stupid eunuch, even though he only ate the dirty and unpalatable baked sweet potato - but these were enough to make him feel much better.

The nausea that was choked in my throat every day when I woke up, seemed to disappear as long as I was in front of this eunuch.

why?

Qi Zhao also thought about transferring him to Yuqian to serve him, but somehow, he didn't want to do it.

If he knew that he was the emperor, what kind of expression would he show?

Would he become like everyone else, tiresomely respectful and disgustingly obsequious?

Thinking of how he was afraid of him like everyone else and fawning over him, Qi Zhao suddenly felt unhappy.

He wants him to be clean.

Always clean.

At this time, Mi Dao noticed Qi Zhao's gaze and couldn't help but shudder.He always felt that the little eunuch's eyes were gloomy, staring at him a little creepy, and he didn't know whether it was his guilty conscience or something.

As soon as he mentioned guilt, Mi Dao remembered: "Oh right, I forgot to tell you."

Qi Zhao: "?"

Mi Dao said sympathetically, "Fugui, there are no sweet potatoes to eat today, so don't be too sad."

Qi Zhao: "..."