What to Do If I Am Caught by A Paranoid Gong

After Mi Dao asked, he immediately received a warning from the system that "the human design cannot be destroyed", so he immediately became cowardly and quickly shut his mouth.

Liu He'an is a young boy who hasn't turned black yet, he can be clever or skinny, but he is still the young son of a scholarly family, so he can't speak too much.

After the little lady listened to what he said, there was some surprise in her eyes, but she didn't say anything, she just stared at Mi Dao, as if she wanted to see a hole in him.

Rice: "..."

Mi Dao was stared innocently, so she had to stare back, and gave the little guy a few more glances.

The more he looked at it, the more he felt that the child's facial features were quite cute. Compared with the faces of passers-by he usually saw, he was several grades higher, but he was a little thinner, his complexion was not very good, his skin was white, his eyes were blue, and he looked He looked sickly, which took away three points of his color.

Mi Dao thought about it and said to the system: "System father, if this little eunuch can eat and drink well, he will be handsome when he grows up! Oh, what a pity, he is an eunuch—"

System: "...Stop!" It didn't want to listen to the words behind it at all.

Mi Daina must be yelling not to stop every day, so he continued with regret: "I can't do it."

System: "..." The spicy chicken host pollutes its programs with yellow waste every day.

Just when Mi Dao was talking nonsense with the system, the little eunuch watching Mi Dao wandering in the sky, his little brows frowned, and his expression was a little dissatisfied. Just as he was about to say something, he heard his stomach growl With a sound.

The little eunuch's face became even uglier.

System: "Ding! Warm reminder, the host's sweet potatoes have been roasted."

Mi Dao: "...No—!!! Why are you reminding me at this time?! Excessive!!!"

The system smiled and said: "If the human setting is broken, you need to delete the file and start again, dear."

Mi Dao bit the small handkerchief in her heart: "I will definitely give you a bad review when I go back."

System: "Hehe."

In order to play the kind-hearted Liu Hean, Mi Dao had to swallow her tears.He showed a warm smile to the little eunuch: "Are you hungry? Come, come with my brother, and my brother will share your sweet potatoes."

Let the little lady listen, with a look of distrust on her face, she looked at Mi Dao coldly.

Mi Dao's smile gradually froze.

Just when Mi Dao thought the child was going to say "Mom said you can't go with the strange Shushu", the little eunuch reluctantly nodded.

Mi Dao took the little eunuch back to the cellar to check the situation. Although the fire had been extinguished for a while, the sand inside was still warm. Mi Dao squatted down, took a branch and pulled it, turning over the sweet potatoes inside. out.

System: "Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the item: Baked sweet potatoes. Using this item once can reduce the hunger value by 80%."

Mi Dao picked up the hot sweet potato and weighed it with his left hand and then with his right hand, hoping that it would cool down quickly.

In this palace, being a eunuch at the lowest level must lead a life of starvation. The people above all the good rice and food were withheld, and what was left to him in the end was just porridge and water.So, being resourceful, he sneaked out a sweet potato from the kitchen, so that he would not be restricted from activities for the next two days because his hunger value was too high.

I have to say, fortunately, this is an overhead game. There are all kinds of things that are easy to bake, such as potatoes and corn. Otherwise, he would steal a bag of rice and don't know what to cook it with.

Mi Dao felt that the sweet potato was not so hot, so she broke it apart, and the aroma of sweet potato diffused. Seeing the full golden color inside, Mi Dao suddenly felt hungry, and began to secrete saliva, wishing to eat the whole sweet potato. Swallow the sweet potato with the skin on, and the goose...

Mi Dao gritted her silver teeth, and handed half of the sweet potato to the little eunuch who was standing condescendingly.

The little eunuch took a look and asked, "What is this?"

A good-natured smile appeared on the corner of Mi Dao's mouth: "This is a sweet potato."

The little eunuch took another look at the thing and asked again, "What is a sweet potato?"

Mi Dao continued to smile: "This is the sweet potato."

system:"……"

The little eunuch was obviously also speechless to Mi Dao's answer, but he didn't say anything, just looked at Mi Dao and the muddy and dirty thing in his hand with a very disgusted look——

Then, his little stomach screamed again: "Gulu——"

Mi Dao showed a look of "I understand".

The little eunuch frowned, turned his eyes away, and refused to meet Mi Dao's eyes, and then his stomach growled even more happily.

So Mi Dao handed over half of the sweet potato and asked, "Do you want to eat it?"

The little eunuch put on airs and replied, "No, it's dirty."

Mi Dao was very happy after hearing the answer, but still pretended to let out an "oh" in disappointment, and then quickly took her hand back.

Little eunuch: "..."

Mi Dao took a bite of the sweet potato, and began to chew it with a happy face. As soon as she swallowed it, she found that the little eunuch hadn't left, and was still staring at him, his stomach rumbling non-stop.

Seeing the little eunuch Zhibai's face gradually turning pink, Mi Dao only thought it was funny, but the human setting couldn't collapse, so he had to ask thoughtfully: "Brother can't eat so much by himself, you can eat half of it for him." Okay?"

Xiao Tai seemed a little surprised after listening. He looked at Mi Dao, as if he was thinking about something.

Just when Mi Dao's hand was about to sore, the little eunuch chuckled lightly: "Weird."

Mi Dao: "..." You are the weird one!Your whole family is eccentric!

The little eunuch took a step closer, squatted down next to Mi Dao, turned his head and glanced at Mi Dao, and ordered, "Clean it up."

Well, the little emperor didn't hook up, and served a little eunuch first.

The rice was peeled carefully and handed over to him, but the little eunuch just looked at him and didn't take it.The rice rice had no choice but to feed it, and the little eunuch took a bite, chewed slowly, and finally frowned and said, "It's unpalatable", and then took another bite.

Rice: "..."

At this moment, Mi Dao wanted to yell at the little eunuch: Don't embarrass yourself if it's unpalatable!Hurry up and embarrass him with sweet potatoes!

After all, the little eunuch chose to embarrass himself. He ate half a piece of sweet potato slowly, stared at Mi Dao with his faintly bright eyes, and asked, "What's your name?"

Just as Mi Dao swallowed the last bite of sweet potato, she cleared her throat and said, "My name is He An, and I work in Fanying Hall."

In order to hide their identities, Liu and An changed their names to He An when they entered the palace, and most of the eunuchs around him called him Xiao Anzi.At the end, Mi Dao added tenderly: "If you don't mind, you can call me brother."

The little eunuch looked at him with disgust.

Mi Dao: "...cough, what about you, little brother? What's your name?"

At any rate, it was also a friendship with a sweet potato. Mi Dao decided to get to know this NPC. Judging by his appearance, he must be an important person. Why not get close first, maybe he can get some useful information from him in the future.

The young lady's eyes flickered after listening, and she paused for a while and said, "Fugui."

What the fuck?

Rice was shocked.There are other eunuchs in this palace who dare to call "Fugui"? !

To tell the truth, the name of Eunuch Li, the head of the Ministry of Internal Affairs who manages the entire eunuch system in the palace and the personal eunuch of Empress Dowager Zheng, is "Li Fugui".Except for Queen Mother Zheng and the little tyrant, few people in the palace would dare to call him that, let alone have the same name.

Mi Dao felt curious and asked him, "Who gave you this name?"

The little eunuch said: "Emperor."

Mi Dao froze for a moment, and immediately became awed to the little eunuch.

Great my little brother!How could he let that little tyrant name him?This guy is definitely an important person to Liu and An!

Although Mi Dao is the chief screenwriter of the game, except for the protagonist and plot-related characters, the NPC character settings are automatically generated by the system artificial intelligence according to the plot and rationalization.

Therefore, it is true that Liu and An climbed to high positions later, but what happened along the way, what noble people they met, and what the specific opportunity was, Mi Dao didn't know.

Maybe this little eunuch is the artificial intelligence of the game to rationalize Liu Hean's golden finger.

So Mi Dao quickly asked, "Which palace does Fugui work in?"

The little eunuch seemed to have a smile in his deep eyes, he looked at Mi Dao and said slowly: "Fuming Palace."

It really is the bedroom of the little tyrant!

Oh, Mi Dao understands, no wonder the child is a bit arrogant, and also no wonder the child is hungry, it turns out it is because——

He patted the little eunuch on the shoulder, and said with sincere sympathy: "It's really not easy for us to be rich at such a young age to enter the palace as playmates for the emperor."

Little eunuch: "..."