What to Do If I Am Caught by A Paranoid Gong
Chapter 2 Brother, You Can't Escape From My Palm
"The host is healed by the spiritual spring, and the HP value is +10, +10, +10..."
In a daze, Mi Dao felt as if she was soaked in a hot spring, and all the pores on her body were soaked open.
This can be said to be quite comfortable, he even hopes that he can die comfortably like this, and then enter the next script...
"Ding! The host's HP value has risen to 20%, reaching the awakening value. Please open your eyes to show that you are awake."
Rice: "..."
He closed his eyes in self-deception.
The system said: "The current script is 85% complete, please continue to work hard, the host, victory is just around the corner."
Mi Dao: "..." Oh, you are big.
15.00% completion! 15.00%!It's still 15.00% of the comprehension script!
The last time he brushed this script to 85%, it was already ten years ago.Although the flow of time in the game world will be much faster than in the real world, and he can skip some unimportant time periods with closed-door training, but——
Waiting for the bell to ring after answering the paper, it feels like turning the page and finding that there is one more question... It's really sour for whoever tries it.
Mi Daoyu asked earnestly: "Tong, do you have any prejudice against me? Why can't you let me leave happily?"
System: "Shouldn't you ask my good son this?"
Mi Dao: "Aren't I just asking?"
system:"……"
How does it feel that something is wrong.
Mi Dao opened her eyes, only to see mist and sparkling water in front of her eyes.
The smooth stone walls around him looked familiar, and he himself was soaking in a spiritual spring rich in spiritual energy, and his blood volume was slowly increasing.
The game time in the lower right corner of the interface shows that only three days have passed since he fell off the cliff.
Mi Dao lowered her head and glanced at her left chest, it was clear that the hole was poked just now, and now there was only a scar left.
He must have been rescued by someone.
Mi Dao hung her arms by the pool, raised her head at 45 degrees, and looked at the sky sadly: "Oh, hide the plot, why are you hiding the plot? Why did God let you and me meet?"
system:"……"
This hidden plot is a route that the artificial intelligence system extracts plots from multiple possible endings based on the current game progress, and the trigger rate is less than 1%.
Because the hidden plot is randomly generated by the system, even Mi Dao, who is the screenwriter, cannot fully predict what will happen next.
This can be said to be very red chicken.
According to the current development of the relationship between the main characters, there should be no change in the general trend of the ending of the protagonist killing his friend and saving his wife.
Although Mi Dao was rescued this time, according to the character design of Mozun Ye Wushang, he will definitely run to the protagonist again to give the head, and he will do so willingly.
Because Ye Wushang deeply loves the protagonist.
Rice: "..."
Cough, it's all his fault.
In order to get close to the protagonist, Mi Dao chose to start the friendship route of "the young master of the demon clan was rescued by the protagonist".
But he didn't expect that the game was so well-made that it could automatically detect the player's sexuality and make subtle adjustments to the emotional relationship of the characters, so——Ye Wushang was bent, and Mi Dao forced her to Au has become a bitter lover who has a crush on the protagonist, and is gone forever.
Yes, Mi Dao is gay and likes to be the one to lie down and enjoy.
However, the protagonist is not Mi Dao's favorite type. After all, a son is a son. Facing the protagonist, Mi Dao's heart is full of the kindness of an old father.Only in order not to collapse the character design, Mi Dao will show his deep affection for the protagonist.
Therefore, judging from the current situation, the remaining plots should not be too complicated.
He only needs to see who saved him, thank him appropriately, kill the possibility of other plot developments as soon as possible, and then find his good son to send Neidan to him.
Mi Dao thought innocently until he heard a male voice behind him.
"Senior brother, you are awake."
Mi Dao's heart skipped a beat, and she turned around.
At the entrance of the cave stood a tall and straight man, holding a stack of clothes in his hands.The dense water vapor blurred his expression, but it was those deep eyes that stared at Mi Dao closely, leaving no room for him to escape.
Mi Dao was so terrified by his stare, she couldn't help but look away: "Ah Shuo..."
He thought that he would never have the chance to see this face again.
This man's name is Wei Yaoshuo, he is Mi Dao's and the protagonist's fellow apprentice, and he is also Mi Dao's favorite character all the time.
The reason why Mi Dao likes him is very simple, because his character design is very suitable for Mi Dao's appetite. It is completely a character that Mi Dao added to the script to satisfy his own selfish desires when writing the script.
Wei Yaoshuo was abandoned by his parents when he was a baby, and was rescued by the monks of the Ritian Sect, and grew up in the Ritian Sect since childhood.
But because he was weak when he was young, and he had no family power behind him, he was bullied and bullied by his brothers all the year round, and he developed a temperament that was friendly on the surface but dark and paranoid in his bones.
Coupled with Wei Yaoshuo's tenacious personality, even though his talent is not as good as the protagonist's, he still relies on his extraordinary perseverance to finally become an existence second only to the protagonist in the cultivation world.
In the original script, Wei Yaoshuo was either taken care of by the protagonist when he was young, and he was very grateful to the protagonist, so he became the biggest help for the protagonist on his way to become a god; or he was ignored by the protagonist, but fell in love with kindness and cuteness The heroine Sheng Yiling, who was like a white lotus, became the final boss in the script.
However, in the current situation, Mi Dao couldn't tell which route he was on.After all, Mi Dao hadn't seen him for ten years since he revealed his identity as a demon.
Mi Dao looked at Wei Yaoshuo's face, covered her thumping heart and said, "...Damn it! He really deserves to be the man I like, he looks so good-looking! I haven't had sex for a long time!"
System: "Is there any connection between the two sentences?"
Mi Dao: "Of course it's cute, I miss the sun."
The system has an indifferent face: "Didn't you just solve it by yourself yesterday?"
Mi Dao raised her eyebrows: "Little fairy, don't question my ability to do it seven times a night."
system:"……"
It asked itself that it had traveled the rivers and lakes for many years, and had never seen such a brazen host.
Wei Yaoshuo approached, put down his clothes on the soft couch by the pool, then went to Mi Dao and knelt down on one knee.
His gaze softened as he looked at Mi Dao: "How do you feel, brother? Does the wound still hurt?"
With such a familiar and concerned tone, Mi Dao was stunned for a while.
Everything seems to be back to the time when the script started not long ago.
In order to increase the favorability of his good son, Mi Dao often took his son out of the sect to peel him, but he was always discovered by the master, so he would not be beaten up.
Whenever Mi Dao lay on the bed and cried for his father and mother, the young Wei Yaoshuo would appear in front of him with a medicine box in his arms, gently apply medicine to his buttocks, and ask him, "How do you feel, brother? pain?"……
In the blink of an eye, the man in front of him is no longer a teenager.
It was this question that made Mi Dao feel that there had never been any "ten years" between them.
Mi Dao lowered her eyes, her expression desolate and lonely.
He smiled wryly and shook his head, "Ah Shuo, why bother to save me? Senior brother hates me to the bone, and brothers and sisters in the master sect hate me. It's not like you don't know what status I am now..."
Wei Yaoshuo just smiled lightly, his face was covered by a layer of mist, making it hard to see clearly.
He only heard his gentle voice say: "Ah Shuo knows. It's just that Ah Shuo never cared where the senior brother came from and what his identity was——senior brother, just a senior brother."
After hearing this, Mi Dao was moved, and there was warmth in his eyes.He frowned and laughed dumbly: "You..."
In fact, he was very proud of himself, and said to the system: "Hey Tongzi, did you see it? He really deserves to be the man I taught from a young age! Look! How much he loves me!"
System: "I love you, I love you, so much that I send you to hide the plot."
Mi Dao: "...Shut up! Shameless old thief!"
Wei Yaoshuo smiled and didn't say any more, he just took Mi Dao's pulse and activated his exercises to see his internal injuries.
Mi Dao, who had suffered a critical attack from the system, was lying helplessly, letting Wei Yaoshuo move.
The cave was quiet, except for the sound of gurgling water in the spring, and the breathing of the two people one after another.Wei Yaoshuo's fingertips pressed against Mi Dao's wrist, and the skin touched, which made the naked Mi Dao feel a little dry.
Mi Dao coughed and asked, "Where is this...?"
Wei Yaoshuo said: "Brother, forgot? This is Brother Ling Yunfeng."
Oh wow.
No wonder he thought this place looked familiar, it turned out to be his own hole.
Mi Dao lowered his gaze, and said with a smile: "I haven't returned for ten years, no wonder I'm unfamiliar with you." Then, he thought for a while and said, "... Since I'm here, do you know?"
The fingers on his wrist seemed to be stiff, Mi Daoxiao didn't hear Wei Yaoshuo's answer for a moment.
What... what's the situation?
Just when Mi Dao wanted to turn around to look at his expression, Wei Yaoshuo smiled as if he didn't hear Mi Dao's question just now, "Let Ah Shuo heal senior brother."
With that said, Wei Yaoshuo rolled up his sleeves, revealing his tight and beautiful forearms.
He took a handful of water, put it on Mi Dao's shoulder, and then pressed his palm upwards, condensing his energy into Mi Dao's body.
The rice was ironed by the warm palm, and the whole person trembled.
"Fuck, shit, shit! System dad, I'm going to die..."
System: "Wei Yaoshuo has no intention of killing the host."
Mi Dao: "...I'm going to die hard."
System: "...Forget it if you die hard."
In a daze, Mi Dao felt as if she was soaked in a hot spring, and all the pores on her body were soaked open.
This can be said to be quite comfortable, he even hopes that he can die comfortably like this, and then enter the next script...
"Ding! The host's HP value has risen to 20%, reaching the awakening value. Please open your eyes to show that you are awake."
Rice: "..."
He closed his eyes in self-deception.
The system said: "The current script is 85% complete, please continue to work hard, the host, victory is just around the corner."
Mi Dao: "..." Oh, you are big.
15.00% completion! 15.00%!It's still 15.00% of the comprehension script!
The last time he brushed this script to 85%, it was already ten years ago.Although the flow of time in the game world will be much faster than in the real world, and he can skip some unimportant time periods with closed-door training, but——
Waiting for the bell to ring after answering the paper, it feels like turning the page and finding that there is one more question... It's really sour for whoever tries it.
Mi Daoyu asked earnestly: "Tong, do you have any prejudice against me? Why can't you let me leave happily?"
System: "Shouldn't you ask my good son this?"
Mi Dao: "Aren't I just asking?"
system:"……"
How does it feel that something is wrong.
Mi Dao opened her eyes, only to see mist and sparkling water in front of her eyes.
The smooth stone walls around him looked familiar, and he himself was soaking in a spiritual spring rich in spiritual energy, and his blood volume was slowly increasing.
The game time in the lower right corner of the interface shows that only three days have passed since he fell off the cliff.
Mi Dao lowered her head and glanced at her left chest, it was clear that the hole was poked just now, and now there was only a scar left.
He must have been rescued by someone.
Mi Dao hung her arms by the pool, raised her head at 45 degrees, and looked at the sky sadly: "Oh, hide the plot, why are you hiding the plot? Why did God let you and me meet?"
system:"……"
This hidden plot is a route that the artificial intelligence system extracts plots from multiple possible endings based on the current game progress, and the trigger rate is less than 1%.
Because the hidden plot is randomly generated by the system, even Mi Dao, who is the screenwriter, cannot fully predict what will happen next.
This can be said to be very red chicken.
According to the current development of the relationship between the main characters, there should be no change in the general trend of the ending of the protagonist killing his friend and saving his wife.
Although Mi Dao was rescued this time, according to the character design of Mozun Ye Wushang, he will definitely run to the protagonist again to give the head, and he will do so willingly.
Because Ye Wushang deeply loves the protagonist.
Rice: "..."
Cough, it's all his fault.
In order to get close to the protagonist, Mi Dao chose to start the friendship route of "the young master of the demon clan was rescued by the protagonist".
But he didn't expect that the game was so well-made that it could automatically detect the player's sexuality and make subtle adjustments to the emotional relationship of the characters, so——Ye Wushang was bent, and Mi Dao forced her to Au has become a bitter lover who has a crush on the protagonist, and is gone forever.
Yes, Mi Dao is gay and likes to be the one to lie down and enjoy.
However, the protagonist is not Mi Dao's favorite type. After all, a son is a son. Facing the protagonist, Mi Dao's heart is full of the kindness of an old father.Only in order not to collapse the character design, Mi Dao will show his deep affection for the protagonist.
Therefore, judging from the current situation, the remaining plots should not be too complicated.
He only needs to see who saved him, thank him appropriately, kill the possibility of other plot developments as soon as possible, and then find his good son to send Neidan to him.
Mi Dao thought innocently until he heard a male voice behind him.
"Senior brother, you are awake."
Mi Dao's heart skipped a beat, and she turned around.
At the entrance of the cave stood a tall and straight man, holding a stack of clothes in his hands.The dense water vapor blurred his expression, but it was those deep eyes that stared at Mi Dao closely, leaving no room for him to escape.
Mi Dao was so terrified by his stare, she couldn't help but look away: "Ah Shuo..."
He thought that he would never have the chance to see this face again.
This man's name is Wei Yaoshuo, he is Mi Dao's and the protagonist's fellow apprentice, and he is also Mi Dao's favorite character all the time.
The reason why Mi Dao likes him is very simple, because his character design is very suitable for Mi Dao's appetite. It is completely a character that Mi Dao added to the script to satisfy his own selfish desires when writing the script.
Wei Yaoshuo was abandoned by his parents when he was a baby, and was rescued by the monks of the Ritian Sect, and grew up in the Ritian Sect since childhood.
But because he was weak when he was young, and he had no family power behind him, he was bullied and bullied by his brothers all the year round, and he developed a temperament that was friendly on the surface but dark and paranoid in his bones.
Coupled with Wei Yaoshuo's tenacious personality, even though his talent is not as good as the protagonist's, he still relies on his extraordinary perseverance to finally become an existence second only to the protagonist in the cultivation world.
In the original script, Wei Yaoshuo was either taken care of by the protagonist when he was young, and he was very grateful to the protagonist, so he became the biggest help for the protagonist on his way to become a god; or he was ignored by the protagonist, but fell in love with kindness and cuteness The heroine Sheng Yiling, who was like a white lotus, became the final boss in the script.
However, in the current situation, Mi Dao couldn't tell which route he was on.After all, Mi Dao hadn't seen him for ten years since he revealed his identity as a demon.
Mi Dao looked at Wei Yaoshuo's face, covered her thumping heart and said, "...Damn it! He really deserves to be the man I like, he looks so good-looking! I haven't had sex for a long time!"
System: "Is there any connection between the two sentences?"
Mi Dao: "Of course it's cute, I miss the sun."
The system has an indifferent face: "Didn't you just solve it by yourself yesterday?"
Mi Dao raised her eyebrows: "Little fairy, don't question my ability to do it seven times a night."
system:"……"
It asked itself that it had traveled the rivers and lakes for many years, and had never seen such a brazen host.
Wei Yaoshuo approached, put down his clothes on the soft couch by the pool, then went to Mi Dao and knelt down on one knee.
His gaze softened as he looked at Mi Dao: "How do you feel, brother? Does the wound still hurt?"
With such a familiar and concerned tone, Mi Dao was stunned for a while.
Everything seems to be back to the time when the script started not long ago.
In order to increase the favorability of his good son, Mi Dao often took his son out of the sect to peel him, but he was always discovered by the master, so he would not be beaten up.
Whenever Mi Dao lay on the bed and cried for his father and mother, the young Wei Yaoshuo would appear in front of him with a medicine box in his arms, gently apply medicine to his buttocks, and ask him, "How do you feel, brother? pain?"……
In the blink of an eye, the man in front of him is no longer a teenager.
It was this question that made Mi Dao feel that there had never been any "ten years" between them.
Mi Dao lowered her eyes, her expression desolate and lonely.
He smiled wryly and shook his head, "Ah Shuo, why bother to save me? Senior brother hates me to the bone, and brothers and sisters in the master sect hate me. It's not like you don't know what status I am now..."
Wei Yaoshuo just smiled lightly, his face was covered by a layer of mist, making it hard to see clearly.
He only heard his gentle voice say: "Ah Shuo knows. It's just that Ah Shuo never cared where the senior brother came from and what his identity was——senior brother, just a senior brother."
After hearing this, Mi Dao was moved, and there was warmth in his eyes.He frowned and laughed dumbly: "You..."
In fact, he was very proud of himself, and said to the system: "Hey Tongzi, did you see it? He really deserves to be the man I taught from a young age! Look! How much he loves me!"
System: "I love you, I love you, so much that I send you to hide the plot."
Mi Dao: "...Shut up! Shameless old thief!"
Wei Yaoshuo smiled and didn't say any more, he just took Mi Dao's pulse and activated his exercises to see his internal injuries.
Mi Dao, who had suffered a critical attack from the system, was lying helplessly, letting Wei Yaoshuo move.
The cave was quiet, except for the sound of gurgling water in the spring, and the breathing of the two people one after another.Wei Yaoshuo's fingertips pressed against Mi Dao's wrist, and the skin touched, which made the naked Mi Dao feel a little dry.
Mi Dao coughed and asked, "Where is this...?"
Wei Yaoshuo said: "Brother, forgot? This is Brother Ling Yunfeng."
Oh wow.
No wonder he thought this place looked familiar, it turned out to be his own hole.
Mi Dao lowered his gaze, and said with a smile: "I haven't returned for ten years, no wonder I'm unfamiliar with you." Then, he thought for a while and said, "... Since I'm here, do you know?"
The fingers on his wrist seemed to be stiff, Mi Daoxiao didn't hear Wei Yaoshuo's answer for a moment.
What... what's the situation?
Just when Mi Dao wanted to turn around to look at his expression, Wei Yaoshuo smiled as if he didn't hear Mi Dao's question just now, "Let Ah Shuo heal senior brother."
With that said, Wei Yaoshuo rolled up his sleeves, revealing his tight and beautiful forearms.
He took a handful of water, put it on Mi Dao's shoulder, and then pressed his palm upwards, condensing his energy into Mi Dao's body.
The rice was ironed by the warm palm, and the whole person trembled.
"Fuck, shit, shit! System dad, I'm going to die..."
System: "Wei Yaoshuo has no intention of killing the host."
Mi Dao: "...I'm going to die hard."
System: "...Forget it if you die hard."
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