What to Do If I Am Caught by A Paranoid Gong

When Mi Dao opened his eyes, the majestic ancient music rang in his ears. Hearing it made people feel inexplicably refreshed by standing on a high place and overlooking the imperial palace.

Oh, he is familiar with this music.

After the game was launched that year, it became popular all over the country, and the theme song was played everywhere in the streets and alleys. You can hear this song no matter where you go, even public toilets are no exception.At that time, Mi Dao frowned while listening to the song while pouring water, thinking that this song is not suitable for the toilet, and it is easy to get out of it...

In short, his ears are about to rot.

This is a holographic stand-alone RPG that simulates business, called "Dasheng Dynasty", and its nickname is "The Way of the Wasted King's Counterattack" - yes, he took it.

The game mainly tells the story of a prince who is a fool who doesn't know the dangers of the world. He died at the age of 20, and then he was reborn when he was ten years old.

The old players start the game from this node after the protagonist is reborn.

Because it is a management game, there are various endings that can be achieved after the protagonist is reborn. For example, the player can win over the forces and open the route of court power struggle, allowing the protagonist to have power and ascend to the throne of God; Expansion of territories and domination of the world...

In addition, the game also has rivers and lakes routes, business routes, etc., allowing players to experience a variety of different lives, and the replayability is so high that it will explode.

Of course, this game is far from limited to this. In addition to satisfying the appetite of career-oriented players, it also attracts many love-oriented players with its lingering love stories, thus spawning a series of doujin on major doujin sites. work……

What about "The overbearing prince fell in love with me", "The years when the prince and the prince fell in love and killed each other", "The general is mighty, but the prince said no", "You only love the little prince"... and so on.

Mi Dao really likes the "Emperor×Prince" in it. He watched the fan Xiao Huangben on the Internet with great enjoyment, and even performed the knife himself in the follow-up patch of the game. At that time, his Weibo went viral... cough digressed.

In short, this game is mainly based on the selection and training of the player master, the protagonist's resourcefulness, force, charm and other parameters will change, plus the influence of some random events, and finally reach a certain ending.

Therefore, to achieve a 100% completion of the script, it can be very difficult or very simple, it all depends on the luck of the player.

The system reminded: "But you are not the player master."

Rice: "..."

Mi Dao, who can only log in to the account of the supporting role, feels the deep malice of the system.

Mi Dao asked with tears in her eyes, "Tongtong, don't you—"

"Loved." The system interrupted, and continued formulaically, "Next, ask the host to enter the name of the target person."

Mi Dao: "..." Oh.

Mi Dao glanced at the input box in front of him. The surname has already written "Qi", but the first name is blank.According to the game settings, the surname of the Dasheng Dynasty is "Qi", so only the name can be freely edited.

The system asked him very "intimately": "The system has detected the host's naming habits. May I ask if you named the target person 'Qi Zi'?"

Mi Dao: "Hey, I don't want it, you don't want to seduce me with the pleasure of being a father! If I get soft in the 18R plot later, wouldn't I be at a loss?"

He didn't want to try that kind of thing that was so out of the ordinary.

The system sends an emoticon: "狗头.jpg"

Rice: "..."

Therefore, Mi Dao finally used the initial name he set for the protagonist "Qi Yun", which is a homonym for "Qi Yun".Mi Dao deeply felt that only a talented man like him could come up with such a meaningful and meaningful name.

System: "Oh."

After determining the name, the player master can choose to assign the initial values ​​of various parameters of the protagonist by himself or randomly generated by the system, which will affect the final outcome to a certain extent.

At the beginning, there were only 100 points available for distribution. After Mi Dao thought about it carefully, he allocated the points:

Ingenuity: 55

Force: 15

Charisma: 30

These three attributes are basic attributes. After the game starts, attributes such as "financial resources", "prestige" and "connections" will be unlocked. There is no upper limit for each type of attribute. Everyone can only brush up to four or five hundred on average, and the master player who can brush up a single attribute to 1000 is already a very powerful character.

In the protagonist's "Ambition" column, Mi Dao chose "Chao Tang".

The system glanced at it and asked: "Is the host planning to make the target character the emperor?" Judging from the current attribute distribution and Mi Dao's mastery of the plot, the completion of "HE ending · King's Landing" can reach 100% The ending is the easiest to type out.

Mi Dao giggled: "Of course not, I want to play 'an extreme minister'!"

system:"???"

"HE Ending · Extremely Renowned Minister" is the ending where the protagonist successfully wins the emperor's trust and becomes the emperor's right-hand man.Compared with "The King's Landing", it seems simple, but it is not. The most difficult point is: gaining the emperor's trust.

The emperor's name is Qi Zhao, two years younger than the protagonist, and he is an out-and-out little tyrant.

Qi Zhao ascended the throne at the age of four. Since childhood, he has been surly, moody, and regards human life as worthless. The palace servants who serve in front of the imperial court can be changed to a new batch in almost a month or two.And when the protagonist had the opportunity to get in touch with Qi Zhao, Qi Zhao was already 13 years old.

As the saying goes, "Three-year-old is old, seven-year-old is old", the protagonist wants to gain Qi Zhao's trust at this time, and achieve the ending of "an extremely human minister", it can be said to be very difficult, it is better to choose to be hostile to Qi Zhao, To overthrow the tyrant and rise to power.

The system couldn't understand Mi Dao's thoughts, so he asked him why.

Mi Dao answered with a matter-of-fact look: "This one has the least plot."

Mi Dao is right in saying this. The plot of "the most powerful minister" is indeed the least. Once the protagonist helps Qi Zhao to seize power and gain his trust, the next journey of the protagonist will be smooth and smooth, so that Mi Dao can start sooner. Cleared.

Of course, Mi Dao will never admit that he wants to lick the "Emperor x Prince" CP hahahahaha.

System: "..." As long as the host is happy.

After the adjustment of various initial settings, Mi Dao was officially introduced into "Dasheng Dynasty".

System: "Ding! You have successfully logged in, I wish you a happy game."

The ancient music gradually disappeared, and the surroundings sank into darkness.

When Mi Dao opened her eyes again, she felt that she was being exposed to the scorching sun.In front of my eyes was a rough stone tile floor with dark watermarks dripping with sweat.He froze for a second, feeling a little pain in his knee.

Oh, he is kneeling.

Mi Dao: "Tongtong, why am I kneeling?"

System: "You cook."

Mi Dao felt that what the system said must be "guess", and he didn't have the same knowledge as the system, so he didn't guess.Of course, he didn't dare to look up casually, and out of the corner of his eye, he could only see a group of people kneeling like him, and it didn't seem like he had made any serious mistakes.

At this time, I heard a high-pitched and thin voice from above my head saying: "All you new dogs, listen to our family! The emperor likes to be clean. Although the emperor does not come here often in Fanying Hall, he does You also have to clean our house every day! If we let our family catch you laziness next time, you won’t be able to kneel for an hour, and our family will definitely beat you to pieces! Do you understand? "

The kneeling people said one after another: "Understood."

"Well, go to work, if you can't finish it, you don't want to eat tonight."

"Yes, thank you, Eunuch Liu."

Mi Dao: "..." He suddenly had a very, very bad premonition.

After Eunuch Liu turned his whisk and walked away shyly, Mi Dao stood up and finally saw clearly the blue-gray eunuch uniform he was wearing...

Mi Dao was shocked: "Fuck! Everything! Why did I become a eunuch?!"

The system smiled slightly: "You continue to cook."

Rice: "..."

The other eunuchs around him each picked up their cleaning tools and entered the Fanying Hall in front of them. Mi Dao followed without saying a word, then turned around and dodged into a corner.

He looked left and right, but there was no one there, so he immediately opened his trousers and looked inside. The millet rice was hanging there completely and securely, and there was nothing missing.

Mi Dao breathed a sigh of relief: "Total, am I a fake eunuch?"

The system smiled: "No, the host is a real eunuch. The system has taken care of your mental health, so it has preserved a complete appearance for you."

Mi Dao's face darkened: "So... I can't be hard?"

The system continued to smile: "Yes."

Mi Dao gritted her teeth: "...all, why do I think you are very happy?"

System: "Hahahahaha!"

Rice: "..."

With a sad face, Mi Dao fastened the belt, picked up the rag, and said firmly, "I don't care! I must trigger the 18R plot in this game!"

The system laughed lightly: "Heh, there is no chicken talk."

Rice: "..."