Infrastructure maniacs from the East

The reception we've been dreaming about!

So Lord Xu, who has come to Febrina's territory where he can't go anywhere, is finally going to come out to pick up the guests, bah, finally he is going to hold up the leader's airs in his hands to have a friendly exchange.

Think about it and feel a little excited.

However, there are several very embarrassing problems in front of Lord Xu - he doesn't have the necessary dresses or exquisite food, and he doesn't even master the polite words and various etiquettes when meeting nobles in this era.

It's so bad.

After asking the housekeeper to make sure that there was no way to make up for it in a short time, the broken Xu Tian decided to wear his own clothes and go out to have a look. As long as nobles have a little self-restraint, they should not do things to laugh at in person.

Unexpectedly smooth.

It stands to reason that Xu Tian, ​​as the host, just needs to wait for the guests in the castle, but when he thinks that there will be a group of people who don't brush their teeth, wash their faces, or remove the dirt, Lord Xu has an urge to die. After he told the housekeeper about his worries, the old man thought about going further afield - all kinds of bugs that were finally eradicated, the urination and defecation in the toilet that people have worked so hard to learn, and disappearing in the castle Soon the scent of ecstasy...

Don't say anything, let's go out and see what kind of people these people are. The housekeeper who didn't realize that he has gradually cultivated a habit of loving cleanliness took the lead, and summoned the strong men in the castle and the free people, and put Xu The great lord wrapped himself up on the delicate little seat in the middle, and walked towards the group of black spots.

The seat is similar to a sliding pole, but the one in the middle is wide and big, and there is room for two Xu Tians. The person who lifts the sliding pole has cooperated many times before, and there is nothing wrong with it except that it is a little wobbly. ——It’s not that I don’t want to use a two-wheeled pony cart, but that thing has evolved after carrying all kinds of rice paddies. Before, I scalded it several times and then dried it for a few days. I can barely bear it with more spices. Now it’s basically On the top, there is a smelly three feet against the wind, and every piece of wood is stained with a magical smell, which is a proper rhythm that has been stinking for thousands of years.

If you still don't have any deep feelings, then Lord Xu expressed his willingness to give you a vivid and vivid analogy - you sit in it, which is equivalent to being soaked in canned herring, and your clothes will be damaged in 5 minutes, and your whole body will be damaged in 10 minutes. It's been marinated—Lord Xu has only changed his clothes in total, and he really can't afford to be hurt if he can't do it from the beginning to the end of a car!

And this chair was actually made by Lord Xu brazenly imitating a sliding pole. Not only did he find a master to train it many times, he also used various things of different sizes and weights to experiment with him, and finally he personally put it into battle. Even so, there were several times of dangerous and dangerous situations. Three groups of people and five chairs were changed back and forth before it was considered fixed. Up to now, he can barely be called a veteran, at least Lord Xu has done it There is no feeling of bumping the ass anymore.

And it was in this kind of situation where the front and back could barely be regarded as luxury travel, the leaders of the two sides finally met, but one was riding a horse and the other was sitting in a chair, one was in the middle and the other was leading the horse. The image of each other was very surprised.

The aristocrat who appeared in front of him was not as dirty as he had imagined. His light blonde short hair looked fluffy and clean, his lake green eyes looked like fine emeralds, and he was more than 1.7 meters tall in luxurious fur clothing.

Of course, the most important thing is that the leader is very clean. There is no sign of disease on the exposed skin, the feet in high heels are not deformed, the teeth are white and clean, and there are no annoying bugs in the hair and body.

How rare this kind of person is, especially the group of people behind him are completely replicas of the previous merchants, and this boy who looks a little childish is so clean, the stark contrast cannot be more vivid. Lord Xu's affection for Eric has risen, and there is also a hint of admiration.

It is really not easy to maintain one's manners and appearance in the garbage dump.

And the people on Eric's side have been shocked - the face of the opposite person has no sacred dirt, the deformed feet are covered with strange wood, and they are wearing clothes woven from unknown types of grass leaves , but each of them looks about as strong as the knights on their side-look, there is still a little flesh on the faces of those children.

It seems that the lord here must be a benevolent and rich...

???

When Lord Xu came in front of them, several knights subconsciously pulled out their weapons. This reaction made the smiling butler instantly change his face, and waved his hand to the gentle and harmless servants and freemen They pulled out the long sticks in unison, and the two close bodies actually protected Xu Tian, ​​who didn't realize it, one on the left and one on the right.

The peace carefully maintained by both sides suddenly became precarious.

At the critical moment, the top leaders of the two sides stared at each other affectionately for three seconds, and then they laughed together and dispatched some of the 'troublemakers' to the back, and then each retreated to show friendship. For close contact, all the troops in the brigade were temporarily put aside except for a necessary knight.

The battle that was supposed to start was resolved silently, both Xu Tian and Eric breathed a sigh of relief, and the old fox-like butler even showed a relaxed expression, although he didn't know how true or false.

The knight on Eric's side squatted down tremblingly, and stood up again after a while, but that kind of mouth was locked tightly in this calming action, and the people around him couldn't help it no matter how insinuating and pleading After inquiring a few words, several people who were always a bit dirty seemed to be connected with each other this time, and none of them uttered the terrible thought that had been confirmed in their hearts.

The lord of Febrina's domain has been controlled by a demon... no, maybe he is a demon!

People have a strange habit - when you believe in something, you will continue to find reasons for yourself to prove that you are right, not to mention that they have some things in their hearts, and Lord Xu just overwhelmed them. It was just the last straw for the camel. After all, what people in the religious era are best at is not reflection but venting anger. It is even more unfortunate that Xu Tian has black hair and black eyes.

Downsizing on the road is a very normal thing, but Xu Tian has black hair and black eyes, so all this is the curse of the devil; plants with fertilizers grow well, this is a science that ancient farmers know about planting flowers The truth is, Xu Tian has black hair and black eyes, so he cast a curse on these innocent foods, and those who eat them will become slaves of the devil; the earthen house is a house that has never been seen before, and Xu Tian has black hair and black eyes , so this is the magic of the evil devil; there is no urination on the ground because of the hard work, Xu Tian has black hair and black eyes, this is the food of the devil...

And these clean people are bewitched by the devil, because the holy dirt on them is gone; the fat people are the puppets of the devil, because this has never happened in their territory; the clothes on their bodies are also the devil's. A masterpiece, because the grass leaves are soft and easy to break, it is impossible to make clothes...

To sum up, all these are the power of the devil, and Xu Tian with black hair and black eyes is naturally the biggest devil leader!

#感血is a disease, must be cured#

#Butler butler, come and brainwash them#

#You know nothing about the power of science#

As for later they enjoyed the pottery and kang, delicious meals and magical utensils... the idea that Lord Xu is a devil became more firm, even the housekeeper's brainwashing could not change their concept - only the devil can Will be so greedy to enjoy!

Later, they watched their companions being brainwashed one by one, trembling and worrying that one day their souls would be eaten by the devil like crunchy pancakes... Well, the pancakes are so delicious, add some shredded radish and meat sauce !

When this group of people who gained weight in worry and grew flesh in fear were old, they still didn't let others see Xu Tian's true face. At that time, Xu Tian had already become a god in this world. But the soul has not been eaten, and sometimes they will doubt the authenticity of Lord Xu as a devil, but then they will be severely discouraged by themselves, until they have become fat old men and swallowed the last meal on their own bed. In one breath, a smart person finally 'figured it out'.

"We have been in a dream since the moment we saw him..."

A fat old man with a smile on his face wrinkled his face into a bun, and said the last sentence in his life. At the same time, he forgot the location of the gold coins he had saved privately, so that the children who should have lived in the middle class could live on their own. After selling tofu for a living, he developed a lot of strength. When he was in his 30s, he was selected into the army and made a lot of achievements.

And Lord Xu knew nothing about all this from beginning to end.

Now he is being scrutinized by the child across from him... Forgive him for not being able to say that Eric is an adult, with curly hair and green eyes, and no freckles that are common in Westerners, although he looks pretty like a girl It is also 1.7 meters long, but it is 16 years old when it reaches the top of the sky, and it is Xu Tian who went to high school in the world. Just a child.

Especially when Xu Tian looked at this 1.8-meter man with his 1.7-meter stature, he suddenly understood why his unscrupulous cousin cousin especially liked to make gestures for his height and then touch his head.

It's really cool to look down on other people!

The author has something to say: Little Theater Xu Tian: He is at most 16 years old (pointing to Eric)

14-year-old little cleanliness: ...

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There is no meaning of sarcasm, little Eric's frozen age is very long!

——————感谢在2020-04-1921:56:31~2020-04-2014:48:21期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who cast the landmine: Bai Mufeng, 405075492; you guessed it, 1 An Lin from Rouge Lace Group;

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 66666666666620 bottles; 2 bottles of cypress maple;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!