Infrastructure maniacs from the East

The two of them talked with each other for a long time before finally ending this meaningless conversation. The general content was that Xu Tian wanted Emily to go, but the little girl did not dare to move without getting the exact punishment. In desperation, Lord Xu I had no choice but to punish Emily, who had a heavy psychological shadow, against my conscience, and my sister-in-law accepted it very neatly—half the amount in ten days.

What's the matter.

Seeing Emily running away happily, Xu Tian, ​​feeling overwhelmed, didn't know what to say. They might be the strangest reward-punishment relationship—those who are happy to be punished, those with vested interests (saved) Confused) feeling irritable, but the butler who followed behind Xu Tian and kept silent nodded his head at Emily's disappearing figure, silently erasing his plans.

Since he took the initiative to admit his mistakes and was punished, then there is nothing wrong, although the lord is still too kind.

Well, that's where Emily's cleverness comes in.

Lord Xu didn't know anything about the housekeeper's mental activities from the beginning to the end. Someone who grew up in a water town in the south of the Yangtze River had already thought of several very...indescribable delicacies-green squares, preserved eggs, stinky mandarin fish, snails Noodles, Laoshan snake grass water, deflated beef soup, canned herring... I can't help but tremble when I think about it, and my eyes are sore, and there is a familiar smell around me. These can only be favored in some areas in China. Those who like it regard it as a part of their life, and those who don't like it smell it from afar and cover their noses.

And Xu Tian belongs to the latter kind of people as well as the former kind - he can't smell these smells but eats them very deliciously, so in the university cafeteria of Lord Xu in his previous life, he often saw a strange scene - a person brought him to the cafeteria. Eat snail noodles with earplugs and nose clips, there is a pure preserved egg inside, a few pieces of bright red tofu sprinkled with coriander on the top, and a few pieces of dark tofu on the other side exude a charming taste.

And this world also has a similar delicacy, similar to the modern Kiwiak, the only difference is that the puffin is replaced by another common bird, but even heavy tastes such as Xu Tian are very fond of this and live maggots. Cheese-like delicacies can’t be eaten, and I have to admit humiliatingly that the flower grower doesn’t eat everything, at least not as a flower grower. Xu Tian doesn’t want to describe the specific taste, after all, they are eaten from the anus of birds Offal and fermented matter.

The taste of stinky tofu Xu Tian is still drooling when he thinks about it. There used to be white stinky tofu sold at a food stand near the school. Every time Lord Xu pinched his nose and asked for a dollar. Chopped scallions are indispensable. If you eat them while they are hot, there will be a crunching sound in your mouth. After swallowing them, your mouth and stomach will be on fire, and then half a bottle of water will be poured into your stomach to eliminate your hunger. Really tenacious, after such a toss, I can still eat Sichuan spicy hot pot with ice cream in college.

Lord Xu, who thought of doing it, immediately asked someone to save a plate of tofu, and planned to make all the pea jelly, delicious green square, and beautiful pine flowers in a few days. Maybe there will be guests on the day they are officially completed, but I don’t know. Are they used to the special food from Dazhonghua? It’s just a pity that they didn’t find plants like peanuts and peppers. Otherwise, Xu Tian wouldn’t mind a salty-sweet contest. Maybe there will be spicy and sour parties coming to participate Woolen cloth.

Lord Xu, who was amused by his own thoughts, fell into his own thoughts again, and the people behind him tacitly did not disturb the noble Lord, and then they saw the Lord walk into the carpenter's room again...

Xu Tian really wasn't just wandering around this time, he just simply felt that he was a little bored now, so he decided to ask the carpenter to make him some toys to pass the time, such as revolving lantern(?) handmade flute(??) Luban lock (???) They are all small things that are beneficial to the body and mind, among which Lord Xu is most interested in the rattle.

#So is there any connection between these two#

Lord Xu, who has gradually become more self-willed after coming here, doesn't care what others think. In short, although carpenters are still busy, most of them are tools with little technical content, and they can be easily completed by handing over to apprentices. Busy also just wants everyone to know that he has contributed to this castle, but all these pretentiousness were left behind without hesitation after hearing the lord's request.

The rattle is the simplest toy, but Lord Xu is not interested in its entertainment ability, but in its craftsmanship—there is no drum in this world, although Xu Tian felt incredible when he heard about it but it is indeed a sad fact that there are so few instruments here, only simple sigh orchestral music, and only a few complete scores, that the best job a musician can find is to serve the church ——Most illiterate nobles don't know how to appreciate music.

Well, the biggest reason to create a rattle is Xu Tian's bad taste - when I read time-traveling novels, I often saw children playing with rattles and shopkeepers shaking rattles to attract business. Most of the small businessmen here are shopkeepers At that level, the difference is only a few more people and a higher degree of danger. As long as their western appearance is ignored, this little thing is absolutely incompatible in their hands.

Xu Tian believes that this little toy has its own charm for such a long time in the hands of the salesman in the history of flower planting. Although his business sense is not keen and he can't see it, it doesn't mean that the businessmen here see it. If he didn't come out, Xu Tian couldn't hold back his smile when he thought of the small businessman with a western face and his entourage shaking the rattle in the future.

The big drum needs to be explored, but this kind of toy has no technical content. At least after the lord clarified his requirements, the carpenter's enthusiasm quickly faded. After a symbolic expression of support, he began to start slowly. Three steps and one drop tool The efficiency of the five strokes is not as good as the previous one, but on the surface he still looks very hard. Of course, if his hand movements are not slower than his apprentice, Xu Tian may believe it.

So the lord who had been fooled went out with a sullen face, while the stupid carpenter heaved a sigh of relief without hesitation, and was very disappointed that he didn't notice the meaningful eyes of the butler, and missed the last chance to intercede.

The carpenter saw Xu Tian's pure and kind nature, so he pushed forward and achieved success, and he was proud of the staged results he had achieved.

But who gave him the courage to disrespect the lord?

In a sense, the double business between Emily and the carpenter is simply the difference between Mount Everest and the Tarim Basin, so the fate of some people has already been determined by themselves in the dark.

The angry Xu Tian really didn't mean to punish the carpenter. After all, if you think about it carefully, the rattle is really a thing with no technical content, but some negative emotions can't be eliminated in a short while, so...

"Let him know how many tools he has made recently."

Xu Tian would not use anger towards others because of his attitude, he usually used aboveboard tactics, such as now.

If this carpenter is really working hard, it will create more profits for him, and a small confrontation is not worth being angry, but if he is just waiting to die because of a fixed salary, then Xu Tian doesn't mind For another person, anyway, the conditions of eating well, living well, and more money have been publicized by a few artisans who have returned, and the shiny coins have always been distributed to themselves or their families on time. , not afraid that no one will come.

If you don't stay here, you have your own place to stay (seems like something is wrong?)

Xu Tian, ​​who thinks he has a big heart, walked towards another carpenter's room with a bun face. This carpenter was much smarter than the previous one, and he didn't show any abnormality when he saw the rattle drum without any technical difficulty. He nodded and said something about himself. Let Xu Tian praise the carpenter who has not yet found an apprentice in his heart, and decides to give him another chance even if he is found to be lazy at work later. If he works hard, he will Add a little basic salary, anyway, he has food, and it is not difficult to support a carpenter who knows how to win.

#Eccentric Righteousness#

In modern times, a rattle is just a matter of two cups, ropes, beads and a stick, but it is not so easy here.

First split a piece of cylindrical wood into two halves from the middle, then hollow out the middle with a knife, chisel holes for ropes and sticks on both sides and the bottom, and then make pottery or wooden beads of similar size with eyes in the middle, and ropes Chuanchuan wooden sticks are sandwiched in the middle and then glued on both sides. As for the animal skins, don’t worry. Seeing this simple little toy, Xu Tian got started with great interest... and then it fell apart after shaking .

Expected.

I don't know why, Lord Xu was not as surprised as he imagined, but instead had an inexplicably familiar deja vu.

#Has this scene happened many times#

#familiar formula familiar taste familiar failure#

Scrolling bullet screens appeared in Xu Tian's heart, fully expressing his restless thoughts of the beasts galloping, but looking at the carpenter whose expression was frozen, Lord Xu felt that he had better come back to his senses first. See if it can solve the problem.

The rattle that fell apart was put back on the table. The carpenter and Xu Tian both looked very embarrassed. Looking at the two cylinders slowly rolling on the ground, Xu Tian realized that he had made a classic mistake— —A combination without a mortise and tenon structure is not strong at all, and in this era there are only glues that have the same adhesive force as modern self-adhesive stickers.

So the witty Xu Tian proposed the paste, but it is too late now so it can be made tomorrow.

Before going to bed, the knight brought over the dried clothes, and Lord Xu saw the familiar triangle at a glance...

The author has something to say: Xiaotheater Xu·Collapse·Tian: Forget it——————

Still laying the groundwork, Yan Ge himself feels long-winded, so worried that he will unfinished —————